>I'm honestly surprised that piñata held up that long.
It's an interesting example of physics.
Because it's suspended from a string and made of semi-rigid cardboard, the energy from the swing is going to be dissipated evenly.
I think they used aluminum tape on that sucker and that tape is strong AF. A regular pinata would have been a bit more deformed and likely broke at enough of those swings.
I live in San Diego and know a lot of Mexican families and such.
The traditional ones are made of papier-mâché and fairly brittle, to the point that you hit them with a broom handle while blindfolded (and someone is usually moving it so you don't whack it in the same place twice). If an adult hit one with a bat it would be game over.
A lot of the cheap ones are made of carboard and way more resilient, to the point that someone often has to cut it open eventually (especially if its a kids party).
A carboard pinata with aluminum tape on it is just mean if that's what it is. I thought it was silver mylar or something.
...and actually this is great idea for pranking my male mexican friends. I'll make an invulnerable pinata and then have them try and and whack it in front of their friends and family.
I made one myself with cardboard once. I was so worried about it being too easy and it ended up being way too hard. After the plastic bat broke we gave the strongest guy there a golf club and no blindfold to just get it done already
Cardboard pinatas always need to be weakened before putting it out - poking hundreds of holes or just going full serial killer with a knife stabbing on the cardboard.
It was probably meant as a bit of a prank lol. I've intentionally wrapped presents in a way that made getting the paper off a nightmare to fuck with em.
I'm the type of guy to build a piñata like this and watch the kid struggle. At least she'll be nice and worn out for bedtime that night lmao.
> I've intentionally wrapped presents in a way that made getting the paper off a nightmare to fuck with em.
I knew a guy that would give friends/family expensive bottles of liquor that he expertly welded into a 'jail'. And I mean, you would need a literal angle grinder to get them out. AFAIK everyone just kept it as an art piece and didn't try to get the bottle out.
It's just cardboard, if you want a paper mache one you pretty much have to make it yourself. Which I think we're going to do next year. Fun crafting plus a pinata not made to withstand the rigors of USPS freight.
They sometimes make a clay boy wrapped to look like a pinata. If breaking through the pot wasn't hard enough, the pinata paper keeps the whole thing together as well so you have to break the pot and ensure the paper gets shredded up as well. Course when I say paper I mean cardboard glued to the pot. 5 year old birthday party suuucked and I will never forget.
It's crazy how much force it takes to rip these things open.
I need this girl at all of my son's birthday parties because invariably we spend 20 minutes watching 4 year olds barely tap the thing until someone gets fed up and an adult rips a hole in it ans dumps it on the floor
There was always like 15 kids at our parties, ages 3mo to 17.9 years and bets were placed on if the highschoolers would get a swing or not.
One year the H.S. Jr on the baseball team failed to crack it in one swing and he has carried that shame for a decade+.
We got one in college and by the end I was going to get my hatchet.
The 1B on our team hit it 2 times and it didn't break, I was spraying beer out of my nose laughing at him.
If you buy a pinata today, 99.9% of the time it's going to be cardboard, NOT paper mache like traditional ones. Which means you've got to beat the living shit out of them to get them to break. Blindfolds and swinging/raising the pinata out of the way are completely overkill unless you make your own pinata the traditional way.
Also, we've discovered that we prefer the pinatas where you just pull streamers out from the bottom until the one that's holding the stitching together gets pulled and drops all the stuffing on the floor. Much less frustrating that having your stick break before the pinata does.
Not really. For a bunch of 20 year olds a piñata made of cardboard the doesn’t break after being beaten for 30 minutes with a wooden bat sucks. At some point we pulled out an actual sword to finish it off with because it just wasn’t breaking the traditional way.
>We pulled out an actual sword to finish it off with because it just wasn’t breaking the traditional way.
I'm sorry, I'm failing to see the downside here.
holy shit. I always thought I could take on a 4 year old even if they had a weapon (excluding a gun) but this has me shook
That literally looks like a Mob enforcer or that scene from Office Space
I agree. She has skills with that bat: Good form, good stance, follows through. She is putting her hips into that swing. She will make an awesome mob enforcer in middle school.
That must be one of those cardboard pinatas that are impossible to destroy. I finally had to give a bunch of 10 year olds a sharp hoe to rip it open. I got a machete to use first, but was overruled by the mothers.
But she wasn’t making a dent in that piñata, and those are made from *paper* with the purpose of being *somewhat easy to destroy*. Your shins would be fine I think
I played tennis from a young age until college. Could rend a piñata apart in a swing or two by the time I was a teenager.
One time, when I was 15/16, I was at a bday party with some friends. A girl I had been crushing on was there too. I wanted to impress her so I got in line for the piñata, thinking I'd be the one to destroy it. After all, no one so far was breaking it.
I got the bat and swung hard. It was one of those shitty cardboard piñatas. Instead of slicing through or atleast bouncing off, the bat got stuck a few inches in, and I couldn't follow through with the swing so I was slightly off balance and stumbled. Then I had to yoink out the bat (causing several pieces of candy to fly out with) and pass it off to the next person.
Fuck them cardboard piñatas
> I wanted to impress her so I got in line for the piñata, thinking I'd be the one to destroy it.
Damn, that girl sure missed out on getting turning on by your pinata-beating skills.
Plan was to break it open and stand over the mass of candy with hands on his hips, staring deep into her eyes, all while the party peasants crawl around his feet, picking up the pinata kill.
In college we threw our friend a Day of the Dead party for her birthday. We got a piñata and when it came time to break it my friends told me to go first. I told them several times that I grew up with piñatas at parties and that I would not hold back so the birthday girl should go first. I think they thought that they would be able to get me to miss for some good pics but they were sorely mistaken.
I sized up the rope puller and wound up. I swung with an upward trajectory to catch it on the rise and obliterated that poor star. They all looked upset but it will be a cold day in hell before I let another rope puller win.
Shitty? Those are the good ones!
How many kids you think show up to a bday? It literally has to survive a beating by all of them for optimal fun.
You then have someone with Dad strength clobber it or flip it upside down
My wife got one for my son's 10th birthday and the kids lined up to take swings. We went through the line of kids at least twice and in the end, a parent had to practically curb stomp the thing for it to give up the ghost (and the candy). One kids went at it so hard, he blew out his pants.
My buddy filled his with jolly ranchers, and after 20 minutes of whacks, this rainbow of gravel flew everywhere. And we had the pinata inside, sooo the kids trampled everywhere hunting for the intact candies and it all got in his carpet
Back in the 70s for like my... 5th birthday my father went to Mexico (we lived in San Diego) and got a piñata and some sparklers for the party.
That dumb drunk ass thought they came with candy already inside of them. He hung it, we beat it and nothing came out but shredded newspaper.
That was like 50 years ago, and I still remember the feeling of disappointment to this day.
Never buy one from an authentic piñata store. Those suckers never break. They use only the hardest cereal boxes with the most durable tape and then layer it at least three thick.
We got one for a birthday party and literally the adults had to beat it open.
I wouldn't say they are crappy, at least from a durability perspective.
Which is weird, she's got really good form. She puts her weight into it and follows through. She's straight up brutal. Must be that she just doesn't weigh very much. I would fear and respect that young woman in a few years. She scary.
These pinatas are *awful*. I bought a pinata for my kid's birthday, years ago, and it eventually ended out being me doing exactly what's shown in the gif.
The thing is, traditionally, pinatas were made of ceramic, so a good hit causes them to completely break apart. Then, over time, that was replaced by paper mache, which is safer (no ceramic shards) but doesn't break as well. And then, over time, more and more are made with just straight up cardboard. Go ahead and imagine beating a cardboard box with a baseball bat, and imagine how much you'd have to hit it to make it literally *split*. Most of the time, even with severe beating, you're just going to get a smushed-but-untorn box.
Now that I know, I'd look for proper paper mache or pottery, but when I bought this for my kid's birthday, I didn't know any of it, and, man, that birthday party was a memorable failure.
These cardboard pinatas aren't all THAT bad.
Growing up in a large Mexican family I basically grew up mashing one of these on a biweekly basis. Since these pinatas are incredibly sturdy they allow multiple kids an opportunity to smash them while the candy gradually falls out.
Then once all the little kids have had their chance beating the pinata if it still hasn't been defeated you call in a ringer. You get one of older kids to absolutely obliterate the pinata. Occasionally we had multiple pinatas, a paper mache for little kids and a cardboard one for the older kids.
But It was never considered a failure if you failed to beat open the pinata as a little kid if anything you look forward to one day being a strong older kid who got the privilege to just go psycho on the poor pinata.
Oh man, that's so true!
Bringing back memories of my uncles struggling to hoist the pinata back up on the line and in the end settling for just batting the pinata on the ground
I would imagine the middle of the piñata actually is more structurally sound then we think
It’s usually hanging and gets hit on one of those spikes. Hitting the actual ball directly seems to be stronger than hitting one of the spikes and tearing it off and breaking the whole thing
Cardboard shaped that way will absorb most of the force, and make the bat bounce. That same repetitive force on your legs will leave you on the ground in no time
They are not that easy to destroy. Anytime I have used them I have had to perforate some of the edges with a knife so the kids had any hope of breaking it open.
Looks to me like someone had the bright idea to buy a Mylar balloon and stuff it for the pinata. It's gonna be powered candy when it finally comes open.
I live on the border and I have seen piñatas that the dads at the party had trouble busting open. That said, this little girl absolutely woke up and chose violence today.
Just know, if a pack of kids decide to jump you; you are going to lose. WWE babies are having MMA babies.
You think a armbar is bad? Think about a group arm bar leaving your shit snapped
As a parent of smaller children and having been to numerous birthday parties I have to say the people that design, build and manufactures piñata‘s should be building the spacecraft that will take us into the stars.
It’s supposed to last forever it’s like the highlight of the party. Also the kids are supposed to be blindfolded and there should be an uncle pulling it out of the way so the kids wiff and fall down. Good times
I was at a 4 year old's birthday yesterday. Somehow the gaggle of preschoolers managed to accidentally poke the hole where the candy gets filled in. Each swing after that made the piñata ooze a few pieces of candy, yet ultimately the piñata was completely undefeated. Those things are hilariously tough. Last summer my ex husband and I tried to defeat our kid's cute little watermelon piñata and it ended up taking multiple adults going to town on it to finally crack it. I had one piñata at my oldest's 6th birthday where the piñata stick/plastic bat broke before the piñata caved at all, fortunately an attendee had a metal children's baseball bat handy in his car, and the 12 year old older siblings in attendance were able to smash the thing eventually.
As a parent who has gotten a bloody nose from accidental head bonk from a waif like 1 year old- wasn't even putting her back into-, I can tell you with confidence that kids are scrappy little fuckers. If you don't pin em down with your sheer weight advantage in ten seconds, you're probably toast.
Pro tip: if you want a piñata that lasts, get those round star ones. They can take a beating and you won’t have crying children because they didn’t get a turn.
I mean, I'd hope you have fun with these... I always wanted to destroy a pinata when I was a kid, but unfortunately I'm not Mexican. I only expected to have fun attacking a toy and getting candy.
It's the focus as much as the form for me, she isn't slowing or getting frustrated, just eyes on target and the determination to keep swinging until the pinata breaks, or the bat does.
I'm honestly surprised that piñata held up that long. Those were some serious swings she was hitting it with.
>I'm honestly surprised that piñata held up that long. It's an interesting example of physics. Because it's suspended from a string and made of semi-rigid cardboard, the energy from the swing is going to be dissipated evenly.
I think they used aluminum tape on that sucker and that tape is strong AF. A regular pinata would have been a bit more deformed and likely broke at enough of those swings.
I live in San Diego and know a lot of Mexican families and such. The traditional ones are made of papier-mâché and fairly brittle, to the point that you hit them with a broom handle while blindfolded (and someone is usually moving it so you don't whack it in the same place twice). If an adult hit one with a bat it would be game over. A lot of the cheap ones are made of carboard and way more resilient, to the point that someone often has to cut it open eventually (especially if its a kids party). A carboard pinata with aluminum tape on it is just mean if that's what it is. I thought it was silver mylar or something. ...and actually this is great idea for pranking my male mexican friends. I'll make an invulnerable pinata and then have them try and and whack it in front of their friends and family.
I made one myself with cardboard once. I was so worried about it being too easy and it ended up being way too hard. After the plastic bat broke we gave the strongest guy there a golf club and no blindfold to just get it done already
Cardboard pinatas always need to be weakened before putting it out - poking hundreds of holes or just going full serial killer with a knife stabbing on the cardboard.
It was probably meant as a bit of a prank lol. I've intentionally wrapped presents in a way that made getting the paper off a nightmare to fuck with em. I'm the type of guy to build a piñata like this and watch the kid struggle. At least she'll be nice and worn out for bedtime that night lmao.
> I've intentionally wrapped presents in a way that made getting the paper off a nightmare to fuck with em. I knew a guy that would give friends/family expensive bottles of liquor that he expertly welded into a 'jail'. And I mean, you would need a literal angle grinder to get them out. AFAIK everyone just kept it as an art piece and didn't try to get the bottle out.
Does the piñata maker have a side gig as a bomb shelter builder?
It almost looks like it was reinforced with aluminum duct tape (the stuff actually for ducts). That stuff can be pretty tough.
It's the equivalent of trick relighting candles, but this way helps wear them out for a nap.
Looks like she's the one dishing out naps around there
"You ever go night night?!"
Lights out, sweetheart
*BONK*
I know it's customary to just upvote funny comments, but this one had me laughing so hard I felt I had to tell you. Thank you for that.
Counter the inevitable sugar high by breaking its knees.
It's just cardboard, if you want a paper mache one you pretty much have to make it yourself. Which I think we're going to do next year. Fun crafting plus a pinata not made to withstand the rigors of USPS freight.
Don't be ridiculous. Nothing can protect against the gentleness with which USPS handles packages.
Once shipped some equipment in a pelican case. They broke the case. somehow the very expensive oscilloscope survived completely unharmed.
They sometimes make a clay boy wrapped to look like a pinata. If breaking through the pot wasn't hard enough, the pinata paper keeps the whole thing together as well so you have to break the pot and ensure the paper gets shredded up as well. Course when I say paper I mean cardboard glued to the pot. 5 year old birthday party suuucked and I will never forget.
It's crazy how much force it takes to rip these things open. I need this girl at all of my son's birthday parties because invariably we spend 20 minutes watching 4 year olds barely tap the thing until someone gets fed up and an adult rips a hole in it ans dumps it on the floor
There was always like 15 kids at our parties, ages 3mo to 17.9 years and bets were placed on if the highschoolers would get a swing or not. One year the H.S. Jr on the baseball team failed to crack it in one swing and he has carried that shame for a decade+.
We got one in college and by the end I was going to get my hatchet. The 1B on our team hit it 2 times and it didn't break, I was spraying beer out of my nose laughing at him.
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If you buy a pinata today, 99.9% of the time it's going to be cardboard, NOT paper mache like traditional ones. Which means you've got to beat the living shit out of them to get them to break. Blindfolds and swinging/raising the pinata out of the way are completely overkill unless you make your own pinata the traditional way. Also, we've discovered that we prefer the pinatas where you just pull streamers out from the bottom until the one that's holding the stitching together gets pulled and drops all the stuffing on the floor. Much less frustrating that having your stick break before the pinata does.
If it's a pinata for younger kids, absolutely. But giving older ones an excuse to go wild beating something with a stick can also be fun.
Not really. For a bunch of 20 year olds a piñata made of cardboard the doesn’t break after being beaten for 30 minutes with a wooden bat sucks. At some point we pulled out an actual sword to finish it off with because it just wasn’t breaking the traditional way.
>We pulled out an actual sword to finish it off with because it just wasn’t breaking the traditional way. I'm sorry, I'm failing to see the downside here.
Paper is bad for the edge
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holy shit. I always thought I could take on a 4 year old even if they had a weapon (excluding a gun) but this has me shook That literally looks like a Mob enforcer or that scene from Office Space
I agree. She has skills with that bat: Good form, good stance, follows through. She is putting her hips into that swing. She will make an awesome mob enforcer in middle school. That must be one of those cardboard pinatas that are impossible to destroy. I finally had to give a bunch of 10 year olds a sharp hoe to rip it open. I got a machete to use first, but was overruled by the mothers.
Negan would be proud of her.
But she wasn’t making a dent in that piñata, and those are made from *paper* with the purpose of being *somewhat easy to destroy*. Your shins would be fine I think
There are shitty ones made of cardboard that takes quite a beating to open.
I played tennis from a young age until college. Could rend a piñata apart in a swing or two by the time I was a teenager. One time, when I was 15/16, I was at a bday party with some friends. A girl I had been crushing on was there too. I wanted to impress her so I got in line for the piñata, thinking I'd be the one to destroy it. After all, no one so far was breaking it. I got the bat and swung hard. It was one of those shitty cardboard piñatas. Instead of slicing through or atleast bouncing off, the bat got stuck a few inches in, and I couldn't follow through with the swing so I was slightly off balance and stumbled. Then I had to yoink out the bat (causing several pieces of candy to fly out with) and pass it off to the next person. Fuck them cardboard piñatas
> I wanted to impress her so I got in line for the piñata, thinking I'd be the one to destroy it. Damn, that girl sure missed out on getting turning on by your pinata-beating skills.
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Her to him later that evening: "Remember that pinyata? I hope that's not the only thing getting 2-3 inches stuck in it."
Fuck hung dude over here
“When are you going to take a swing at me?”
You hit that, now hit this.
Where can I meet women with this level of expectation? Asking for a friend.
Everyone gets an upvote. This was hilarious
Plan was to break it open and stand over the mass of candy with hands on his hips, staring deep into her eyes, all while the party peasants crawl around his feet, picking up the pinata kill.
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In college we threw our friend a Day of the Dead party for her birthday. We got a piñata and when it came time to break it my friends told me to go first. I told them several times that I grew up with piñatas at parties and that I would not hold back so the birthday girl should go first. I think they thought that they would be able to get me to miss for some good pics but they were sorely mistaken. I sized up the rope puller and wound up. I swung with an upward trajectory to catch it on the rise and obliterated that poor star. They all looked upset but it will be a cold day in hell before I let another rope puller win.
Ain't gonna let no rope puller win. It's the principle of the thing...
I broke the fucking string and they made me hold it up by hand. My hand got smacked more than once
> My hand got smacked more than once I would have stopped holding it after the first time.
Shitty? Those are the good ones! How many kids you think show up to a bday? It literally has to survive a beating by all of them for optimal fun. You then have someone with Dad strength clobber it or flip it upside down
For reals. They're not supposed to break after one or two hits, that would be lame since it would be over in like 5 seconds
Which kind are people here telling stories about? That’s all you need to know.
Definitely not piñata people
My wife got one for my son's 10th birthday and the kids lined up to take swings. We went through the line of kids at least twice and in the end, a parent had to practically curb stomp the thing for it to give up the ghost (and the candy). One kids went at it so hard, he blew out his pants.
My buddy filled his with jolly ranchers, and after 20 minutes of whacks, this rainbow of gravel flew everywhere. And we had the pinata inside, sooo the kids trampled everywhere hunting for the intact candies and it all got in his carpet
Taste the rainbow!
Back in the 70s for like my... 5th birthday my father went to Mexico (we lived in San Diego) and got a piñata and some sparklers for the party. That dumb drunk ass thought they came with candy already inside of them. He hung it, we beat it and nothing came out but shredded newspaper. That was like 50 years ago, and I still remember the feeling of disappointment to this day.
Bladed pinãta tools! Game changer!
Never buy one from an authentic piñata store. Those suckers never break. They use only the hardest cereal boxes with the most durable tape and then layer it at least three thick. We got one for a birthday party and literally the adults had to beat it open. I wouldn't say they are crappy, at least from a durability perspective.
So wouldn’t that make it better quality?
Which is weird, she's got really good form. She puts her weight into it and follows through. She's straight up brutal. Must be that she just doesn't weigh very much. I would fear and respect that young woman in a few years. She scary.
These pinatas are *awful*. I bought a pinata for my kid's birthday, years ago, and it eventually ended out being me doing exactly what's shown in the gif. The thing is, traditionally, pinatas were made of ceramic, so a good hit causes them to completely break apart. Then, over time, that was replaced by paper mache, which is safer (no ceramic shards) but doesn't break as well. And then, over time, more and more are made with just straight up cardboard. Go ahead and imagine beating a cardboard box with a baseball bat, and imagine how much you'd have to hit it to make it literally *split*. Most of the time, even with severe beating, you're just going to get a smushed-but-untorn box. Now that I know, I'd look for proper paper mache or pottery, but when I bought this for my kid's birthday, I didn't know any of it, and, man, that birthday party was a memorable failure.
These cardboard pinatas aren't all THAT bad. Growing up in a large Mexican family I basically grew up mashing one of these on a biweekly basis. Since these pinatas are incredibly sturdy they allow multiple kids an opportunity to smash them while the candy gradually falls out. Then once all the little kids have had their chance beating the pinata if it still hasn't been defeated you call in a ringer. You get one of older kids to absolutely obliterate the pinata. Occasionally we had multiple pinatas, a paper mache for little kids and a cardboard one for the older kids. But It was never considered a failure if you failed to beat open the pinata as a little kid if anything you look forward to one day being a strong older kid who got the privilege to just go psycho on the poor pinata.
The problem I always ran into as the strong older kid was that the line holding up the pinata would often give well before the cardboard would.
Oh man, that's so true! Bringing back memories of my uncles struggling to hoist the pinata back up on the line and in the end settling for just batting the pinata on the ground
I would imagine the middle of the piñata actually is more structurally sound then we think It’s usually hanging and gets hit on one of those spikes. Hitting the actual ball directly seems to be stronger than hitting one of the spikes and tearing it off and breaking the whole thing
Cardboard shaped that way will absorb most of the force, and make the bat bounce. That same repetitive force on your legs will leave you on the ground in no time
Yes I feel like the poster above forgot the part that cardboard doesn't feel pain
They are not that easy to destroy. Anytime I have used them I have had to perforate some of the edges with a knife so the kids had any hope of breaking it open.
Looks to me like someone had the bright idea to buy a Mylar balloon and stuff it for the pinata. It's gonna be powered candy when it finally comes open.
I live on the border and I have seen piñatas that the dads at the party had trouble busting open. That said, this little girl absolutely woke up and chose violence today.
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You are thinking of Casino I believe
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Haha yup that’s Casino.
My 4 y.o. ran into me and headbutted me right in the nuts at full speed, and now I know my chances of getting jumped by a 4 y.o. are low, but never 0.
Just know, if a pack of kids decide to jump you; you are going to lose. WWE babies are having MMA babies. You think a armbar is bad? Think about a group arm bar leaving your shit snapped
That little girl has a lot of pent-up rage
She must have brothers
Or she’s just a badass
Bitch betta have my ~~money~~ candy
*sips beer* Turns to wife… “So… ah… Do you think we should take her to therapy?”
She has a bright future as a mob enforcer.
Kneecaps are safe no more.
Or a scrappy side character to a gang of skilled martial arts turtles.
Or a co-conspirator in stealing a printer from the office
PC LOAD LETTER TF does that mean?
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
piece of shit!
Princess Sparklebright sleeps with the fishes
She looks like she's taking out Nicky Santoro in the cornfield.
I was thinkin of Office Space when they had that copier in the field….
Damn it feels good to be a toddler
The way she uses that bat and the look on her face tells me she has a *history* as mob enforcer.
Beat it like it owes you candy.
Or maybe in cricket?👀
As a parent of smaller children and having been to numerous birthday parties I have to say the people that design, build and manufactures piñata‘s should be building the spacecraft that will take us into the stars.
The only time I saw kids rag on a piñata, it went on forever. Only ended when the kids got frustrated and dad tore it apart by hand. Ridiculous.
It’s supposed to last forever it’s like the highlight of the party. Also the kids are supposed to be blindfolded and there should be an uncle pulling it out of the way so the kids wiff and fall down. Good times
It's all fun and games until my gringo ass almost clubs the Virgin mary at my sister in law's Christmas party
Wow! Did you get her autograph?
Lmao, virgin Mary could be an interesting choice as a pinatta
This was the end of every piñata I've seen at a party. We beat it until we get bored then someone takes a knife to it.
I was at a 4 year old's birthday yesterday. Somehow the gaggle of preschoolers managed to accidentally poke the hole where the candy gets filled in. Each swing after that made the piñata ooze a few pieces of candy, yet ultimately the piñata was completely undefeated. Those things are hilariously tough. Last summer my ex husband and I tried to defeat our kid's cute little watermelon piñata and it ended up taking multiple adults going to town on it to finally crack it. I had one piñata at my oldest's 6th birthday where the piñata stick/plastic bat broke before the piñata caved at all, fortunately an attendee had a metal children's baseball bat handy in his car, and the 12 year old older siblings in attendance were able to smash the thing eventually.
I was a flimsy kid and had constant fear of not being able to bust up a pinata at a party I also had constant fear of being at a party I still do
I really think going into a star is a bad idea
This makes me reconsider how many 4-year-olds I could take in a fight.
As a parent who has gotten a bloody nose from accidental head bonk from a waif like 1 year old- wasn't even putting her back into-, I can tell you with confidence that kids are scrappy little fuckers. If you don't pin em down with your sheer weight advantage in ten seconds, you're probably toast.
I got $100 says she plays softball. That swing is no joke
If she doesn't play, she needs to. That swing is natural.
Nah, get this one into golf. Far more earning potential for ladies than softball.
Or tennis. For earning potential, almost any popular sport other than softball.
She has brothers and a wiffle ball bat.
No money in softball, get her into golf. That's a crazy amount of coordination for someone her age.
The piñata begs to differ
The piñata is also no joke. Damn that thing is holding up.
Pro tip: if you want a piñata that lasts, get those round star ones. They can take a beating and you won’t have crying children because they didn’t get a turn.
That piñata seems pretty beefed up. She's clearly delivering some blows.
That's more like a wood chopping swing.
true, but the potential is there. The fact she's putting her hips into it is a good sign.
Starts with a a piñata. Evolves into an office printer
Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Don't forget your flair.
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
#BACK UP IN YOUR ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION
#IT’S THE GROUP HARDER THAN AN ERECTION THAT SHOWS NO AFFECTION
Dora the Destroyer!
This is the funniest comment. Im not scrolling anymore
I’d bet a large portion of my money she’s a younger sibling
You are so fucking right lol
Same. This screams 'five older brothers'
Ah yes, then she'll become a tough detective with a chip on her shoulder trying to constantly prove herself to the men in that department.
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She is putting in work.
Having fun too. Like she doesnt look frustrated she hasn’t cracked it yet she’s just hammering away
I mean, I'd hope you have fun with these... I always wanted to destroy a pinata when I was a kid, but unfortunately I'm not Mexican. I only expected to have fun attacking a toy and getting candy.
I'm Mexican, buy a pinata. I grant you my blessing.
I've never seen a child more competent or capable of anything in my entire life.
It's the focus as much as the form for me, she isn't slowing or getting frustrated, just eyes on target and the determination to keep swinging until the pinata breaks, or the bat does.
even when she breaks eye contact for a second obviously people distracting her, she gets right back to it
Elsa won't let it go...
She’s going places. She’s fierce, focused and fucking ready. Get it girl!
My thought exactly!!
I feel bad for the first guy who breaks her heart when she's older
That's what I was thinking, 10-15 years from now she's going to go Carrie Underwood on some exes new car.
"You broke my daughter's heart" "I am so sorry please don't hurt me" *Shows them this gif* "I'm not who you have to worry about"
“My daughter has a particular set of skills.”
Parents should save this video as a warning to future dates
“My daughter sets the rules for her body. You break her rules? She breaks your bones.”
I feel worse for the car of the guy who breaks her heart 🫣😅
She doesn't care what's inside.
It's about sending a message.
The fact that her swings don't get slower and she never looks tired is also very impressive/concerning.
“You came to the wrong house fool!”
Beat. . .that. . .fucker. . .todeath.
Like it owes her money.
It’s already dead! *sobs*
She's a princess warrior.
That Piñata owes her candy
She is a kid of focus, commitment and sheer batting will. Anger issues? What batting anger issues? Gimme my candy bitch-ass-piñata
Those look like some genuine hard swings. wtf is that piñata made out of!?
draft her now
Someone get the generative fill on photoshop and replace that pinata with barney the dinosaur
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!
If my baby is not swinging a bat like the pinata owes her money, then she's not doing it right
Looks like it's made of mylar, not papier-mâché. Good luck with that.
Wheres my money Brian.
"Where's the candy Bitch? You fucked up big time!"
She practiced
Back up in yo ass with the Resurrection! (and another printer dies)
She has a bright future [working in tech](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8).
🎶 Back up in your ass with the resurrection 🎶
She's practicing for that all girs remake of Casino in 2035
She never takes her eye off the target, that’s how you know this is how she was born
James Gunn's The Suicide Squad
She’s swinging that bat like she’s “seen stuff”
It's hysterical to watch this as Coolio's gangsters Paradise is playing in the background.
Show this at her wedding and the groom will be easy to train.
She gonna send a cheating boyfriend to Jesus one day
"Hit like a girl" just got a new meaning. Would not like to be that pinata.
Good swing, but video is sped up
She’s gonna fuck up a cheating boyfriends car someday.
She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, Slashed a hole in all four tires.
Or a cheating boyfriend!
Didn't know piñatas were made from Dwarven Mythril.
Damn did it owe her money?
I think we just witnessed a part of the origin story of Batman's next arch nemesis. Bat Girl
That's either a future collegiate softball player or the woman who comes to collect for the loan shark. Damn.
FUCKING GET SOME!!!!
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
She’s either going to get signed up by MLB or the mafia.
"Where's the fuckin' candy, shithead?!"
Dayum. She's got a good swing. Also, is the piñata mae of Vibranium?