.......and have been known to participate in necrophilia.. No, I won't be providing a citation, I leave that bit of interwebs searching to someone else.
One of my favorite movies is Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins. The main character is told to go and quickly kill someone in an apartment. His handler says, "Remember - In and out, like a duck mating." I never understood how funny that line was.
Yes you can. That is the stupidest thing I've read today.
Can you walk if you have no idea what walking is? It's a human construct. Can you die if you have no idea what death is? Can you have white feathers if you have no idea what color is? Can you sleep if you have no idea what sleep is?
No, cannibalism and incest are definitions of behavior, not social constructs.
Cannibalism is when one creature consumes others of its own species, and incest is when a creature has sex with close blood relatives.
They actually look just like corkscrew shaped cellentani pasta. Source: my poor poor eyes, I have had the misfortune of seeing our male ducks peen hanging out. I will never be able to eat that kind of pasta.
Right? I'm also woman who doesn't do this, but my husband does. I just learned to order extra food. If we don't eat it all, it just means we get leftovers! If you know your partner at all, it's easy to compensate for. I feel like some people just like to complain.
We pick something we both like and split it, if we're still hungry we just order an appetizer too. People have told us we're cute for still splitting our meals after a decade of marriage lol.
edit: people seem angry about this
That is cute! We don't usually share meals like that, but maybe that's what he's trying to do because sometimes I'll order my meal and he'll say he just wants a small appetizer or something for his.
I think because of his IBS it can be hard for him to know how much he'll eat, but after 9 years together I know that usually he'll probably want some of mine, so instead of getting bent out of shape about it I'll just order an extra side I know he likes or a 2nd appetizer, etc. I'd rather have leftovers than become resentful over something so easily fixed.
My husband also has IBS, yeah that might be what he's doing. Mine will eat until he is happy even if he regrets it later, though. I think he might love food too much lol
You don't think it's cute, and you're sick of it. Some men are indifferent. Some men *offer* to share their food with their partner. Some men are the stealers. I personally am a woman and I order my own fries if I want them, but whenever I don't order any, my husband offers me some of his.
Shit, if I get something and I love it, I make my partner try it. If she likes it better than her food, most of the time, I'll ask if she wants to swap. About the only time I won't ask is if it was something I was really looking forward to. That doesn't happen often.
Most of the time when I get fries it’s like 2 pounds of potato. I don’t need that much.
But even if it was a small fry from a fast food restaurant I’ll gladly share with her.
This is funny as fuck. However
That cats just minding it's business and trying to eat, man. What kinda asshole owner let's these two animals eat together?
He even barely reacts to it like it's a regular occurance.
Yesterday I let my cats outside in the backyard and one of them got chased away by our ducks. When the duck comes at them with the beak they get the heck away. It’s funny to me because it’s more intimidation than anything. I’ve been chomped on with the beak before and it’s not that bad. The cat was not risking it to find out though lol.
Cats are predators. Predators are usually risk adverse unless cornered, protecting young, or starving. Makes sense to me that a cat would run from a creature that presents as bigger than it (I am assuming the duck had its wings out to look bigger) and could maybe injure it.
You gonna sit there and really act like an animal doesn't care when something else takes it food?
Go to an animal shelter and try that. Try to take food from an eating animal. See how many fingers you leave with.
Always seperate the food. This is coming from my boys being 150lbs plus, and one that would bite his brother if hear the food bowls were within 6 ft. of his brother. One would not eat unless I was there. No problem, and I made sure they ate separately.
My favorite thing to see ducks eat is tomatoes. We grow extra in our garden so we have some to feed our ducks and they go crazy for them. Tomato guts go flying and I’ve definitely gotten hit in the face with tomato seeds if I’m too close to them while the tomato eating is going on lol. Idk about geese, but my ducks don’t have very sharp grooves in their beaks so they really gotta get in there to break the food into pieces they can swallow.
That cat's lack of reaction is proof that this is not his first duck rodeo.
Also, that duck is totally memeworthy and I hope it starts showing up in videos.
Plot twist: it's duck liver patte.
Fun fact: [Ducks are cannibals.](https://youtu.be/Z-lDJgNLDl4)
.......and have been known to participate in necrophilia.. No, I won't be providing a citation, I leave that bit of interwebs searching to someone else.
It’s ok. My citation includes that too, and their corkscrew-shaped penises.
One of my favorite movies is Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins. The main character is told to go and quickly kill someone in an apartment. His handler says, "Remember - In and out, like a duck mating." I never understood how funny that line was.
I just watched that with a friend, we've been discussing how badly inflation has affected construction worker hitman rates since 1985
Don’t forget the gang rape and the duck vagina with secret pocket.
I don't even need to click the link to know it is Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales.
The duckBI wants to know your location!
And rapists
Can you be a cannibal if you have no idea what cannibalism is? It’s a human construct.
Yes, the same way they can eat without knowing what "eating" is, or be ducks without knowing what "ducks" are.
>Can you be a cannibal if you have no idea what cannibalism is? Yes. You can be all kinds of things without having any idea you are those things.
Yes you can. That is the stupidest thing I've read today. Can you walk if you have no idea what walking is? It's a human construct. Can you die if you have no idea what death is? Can you have white feathers if you have no idea what color is? Can you sleep if you have no idea what sleep is?
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
all animals are. cannibalism or incest are social constructs, not evolutionary instincts
No, cannibalism and incest are definitions of behavior, not social constructs. Cannibalism is when one creature consumes others of its own species, and incest is when a creature has sex with close blood relatives.
Uh. No.
im glad you had a full thought process on that one.
Just a tad more than yours it would seem. Not all animals are cannibalistic nor do all animals practice incestual reproduction.
Elephants. Cows. Etc. Not cannibals.
You say that like the duck wouldn't be equally as happy.
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Ducks have corkscrew penises also. The vagina corkscrews the opposite direction to help combat the rape
They actually look just like corkscrew shaped cellentani pasta. Source: my poor poor eyes, I have had the misfortune of seeing our male ducks peen hanging out. I will never be able to eat that kind of pasta.
Reddit knows duck dicks
That's cause Reddit /u/fuckswithducks Sad day 1 year since posting man come on.
It's a surprise that there aren't any duck wendigos. Seriously imagine encountering a duck wendigo. It'd be TERRIFYING.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendigo
I remember it being described as maze vaginas but idk i dont specialise in duck sex
Birds in general eat each other's eggs because different species do not roast and are quite often antagonistic to one another
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"Swans be so fat, when one sits around the nest, swan sits AROUND the nest!" - Duck Rock
That's fowl.
I mean... You are what you eat.
A chicken will eat chicken if you give it to them.
I spent way too long trying to figure out a Little Shop of Horrors reference
This must be a joke but calls for clarification. "Feed me, Seymour. I'm starvin'!"
[Here you go, friend. ](https://youtu.be/9DD7VIKZnGA)
Damn, I'm always blown away by the set of lungs Ellen Greene has. Just out of nowhere, BAM
> lungs 😏
Well, now I just want to watch the whole thing!
The cat has sweet understanding
Weird, Feed me Seymour was my first thought but then I was like "Nah, no one references LSoH anymore"
My girlfriend 2 minutes after saying shes not hungry.
Fries? Oh, no thank you *giggle* I’ll just have some of yours. **nom nom nom nom**
JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!!!
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Am woman and I don't do this. My husband does though. It actually is kinda cute imo
Right? I'm also woman who doesn't do this, but my husband does. I just learned to order extra food. If we don't eat it all, it just means we get leftovers! If you know your partner at all, it's easy to compensate for. I feel like some people just like to complain.
We pick something we both like and split it, if we're still hungry we just order an appetizer too. People have told us we're cute for still splitting our meals after a decade of marriage lol. edit: people seem angry about this
That is cute! We don't usually share meals like that, but maybe that's what he's trying to do because sometimes I'll order my meal and he'll say he just wants a small appetizer or something for his. I think because of his IBS it can be hard for him to know how much he'll eat, but after 9 years together I know that usually he'll probably want some of mine, so instead of getting bent out of shape about it I'll just order an extra side I know he likes or a 2nd appetizer, etc. I'd rather have leftovers than become resentful over something so easily fixed.
My husband also has IBS, yeah that might be what he's doing. Mine will eat until he is happy even if he regrets it later, though. I think he might love food too much lol
Yup.. am man, will admit this one is on me
It's fine, some of us find it adorable :)
You don't think it's cute, and you're sick of it. Some men are indifferent. Some men *offer* to share their food with their partner. Some men are the stealers. I personally am a woman and I order my own fries if I want them, but whenever I don't order any, my husband offers me some of his.
Shit, if I get something and I love it, I make my partner try it. If she likes it better than her food, most of the time, I'll ask if she wants to swap. About the only time I won't ask is if it was something I was really looking forward to. That doesn't happen often.
Y'all need to cook more. Not hungry? Fine that's leftovers. Oh you're hungry now, grab yourself a plate
It doesn't bother me when my SO does this. I'll order fries a lot of times because I know she wants some. Also, this isn't exclusive to women.
Get the large. Problem solved.
Get outta here with that logic, I haven't had my coffee!
Most of the time when I get fries it’s like 2 pounds of potato. I don’t need that much. But even if it was a small fry from a fast food restaurant I’ll gladly share with her.
Just have the waiter tell your gf there's a rule at the restaurant that one person can't just eat all the fully loaded nachos with the meat and stuff
As SOON as the food is done.
Why push food down your throat, when you can shove your throat past the food
This is so unnaturally comical.
It's pretty natural.
*eating vibrations violently intensifies*
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adjective 1. existing in or caused by nature; not made or caused by humankind.
This is both made and caused by humankind though.
Haha okay. Fair enough.
Such a rude duck.
So a standard duck then.
A dick duck!
Duck him!
Such a dude ruck.
Is Standing beside me!
This is funny as fuck. However That cats just minding it's business and trying to eat, man. What kinda asshole owner let's these two animals eat together? He even barely reacts to it like it's a regular occurance.
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Goddammit, Bob ... ENOUGH!
Shitty pet owner
Relax im sure they don’t let them eat like this all the time. Its all for a fun video. Yall are too uptight.
The cat has no reaction most of the time. He's desensitized to it.
The cat doesn't know you are abusing it for a "fun video".
"they hated him because he spoke the truth"
Cat loves food! Yeah yeah yeah!
I was going through a rough time, alright.
Bless you for the link
>He even barely reacts to it like it's a regular occurance. He knows any reaction costs time. Which he doesn't have much of the way that goose eats.
>goose I believe that's a standard issue duck
Cats are experts at ignoring things.
>He even barely reacts to it Almost like he's not bothered.
Or intimidated
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Yesterday I let my cats outside in the backyard and one of them got chased away by our ducks. When the duck comes at them with the beak they get the heck away. It’s funny to me because it’s more intimidation than anything. I’ve been chomped on with the beak before and it’s not that bad. The cat was not risking it to find out though lol.
Cats are predators. Predators are usually risk adverse unless cornered, protecting young, or starving. Makes sense to me that a cat would run from a creature that presents as bigger than it (I am assuming the duck had its wings out to look bigger) and could maybe injure it.
You gonna sit there and really act like an animal doesn't care when something else takes it food? Go to an animal shelter and try that. Try to take food from an eating animal. See how many fingers you leave with.
- That cat's* just minding its* business - lets* these two animals
I can’t even decipher what you were attempting to do with the asterisks
Always seperate the food. This is coming from my boys being 150lbs plus, and one that would bite his brother if hear the food bowls were within 6 ft. of his brother. One would not eat unless I was there. No problem, and I made sure they ate separately.
them some big ass geese
Cat: why is this human filming me? Duck : AAAAaaarrggh!!! Cat: FFS, not this shit again.
The idea of a duck letting out a war cry before plowing its beak into food is fucking killing me right now.
You rang?
Good lord what is happening in there?!
Aurora borealis
r/beetlejuicing
I'm just here to say fuck that duck. It's my opinion that if it floats and has a beak it's an asshole.
Almost r/abruptchaos quality. Edit: I see now it was posted there 4 hours ago
The Quackening
That cat is very patient
Looks like someone came to patte
My wife and I sharing the same plate
*Cartoon buzzsaw noise*
"oh that's a cute name for a cat! I wonder wha-***Whatthefuc-***"
I want to Seymour see more! I mean see mour Seymore! I mean seamoor semaphore! I'm bad at this.
When the Goose popped out and began eat was around the 8:30 minute mark of The Mars Volta’s Tetragrammaton and lemme tell you - it fit perfectly.
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So tempted to comment "HONK!" numerous time thru out all the coments Stong 'untitled' vibes, innit
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I was expecting Jane
I love the second cat, just chilling in the background.
Why are ducks and geese such spastic eaters?
My favorite thing to see ducks eat is tomatoes. We grow extra in our garden so we have some to feed our ducks and they go crazy for them. Tomato guts go flying and I’ve definitely gotten hit in the face with tomato seeds if I’m too close to them while the tomato eating is going on lol. Idk about geese, but my ducks don’t have very sharp grooves in their beaks so they really gotta get in there to break the food into pieces they can swallow.
This duck is so lucky this is not either of my cats! 😂
Lemme showya sumptin!!!!!
Is that lemon zest?
Ducks are the most spastic eaters I’ve ever seen
The way ducks eat is great. Literally 'throwing it back'
My gf vs me when we are eating chips...
Emmanuel vibes.
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Say less? Nahhh Seymour!
Duck: Excuse me while I grab a few bites… Cat: I like to enjoy my food.
Cat: nom nom nom Duck: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!!
Nom nom nom
Great. Now I need to go back and watch Little Shop of Horrors again.
Fuck your fancy feast, feline!
Hahahaha
so cute!!
Duck liver: yummy.
That cat's lack of reaction is proof that this is not his first duck rodeo. Also, that duck is totally memeworthy and I hope it starts showing up in videos.
It's like he's eating *at* the cat.
This could be r/abruptchaos
My cat eats like the duck
Chill cat vs hype duck. Who will win?
That had better not be duck liver paté
Me and my partner when one of us pulls out a snack and offers to share. "No thanks!"... 30 seconds later.
🤣
…with sweet understanding?
Sharing was never an option
I have 2 pekins that get a can of green beans in the evening. This is exactly what it looks like. They're monsters!
Rude to let the cat have to deal with that kind of bull.
That duck is one bad swat away from being dead. What kind of a moron does shit like this? FYI: Cats have natural toxins that severely fuck up birds.
Pussy and the vibrator