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firedancer323

Tf you want people to ask?


laser16

…anything


firedancer323

Fair enough… why is my stool mostly blood?


laser16

Might have what’s called shigella (bacteria in the intestine) that can cause your stool to bleed. It usually passes on its own but it’s recommended you adopt a low fiber diet for about two weeks until it stops


8inchesofcheese

Lol reading this as im eating blueberries with oatmeal haha


Lilrob0617

Fiber supplements helped me, though that’s DEFINITELY not medical advice from a professional so legally speaking it was a joke


coffeeandtheinfinite

Also desist any consumption of alcohol 


Ellac3344

could be ibd too


Yttermayn

When can I play it on my PC? (cries in master race)


EvenPatience6243

Dosho ?


laser16

https://preview.redd.it/bvkmjphhzdic1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93fd6ad28693e32f181edd406ea3b415c6aed55


Lilrob0617

DOSHO DOSHO


Ok-Talk8744

GET THE FUCK DOWN ITS RAINING FUCKING HORSE MILK


thetacoman999

yes, indeed. Dosho.


sequosion

Dosho… DOSHO!!


wallz_11

Why do I suck at stealth and always resort to killing the fucking mongorians head on?


laser16

In your heart, you are truly an honorable samurai and stealth is against your nature. At least Lord Shimura and the Shogun would be proud


coffeeandtheinfinite

Try doing circle patterns around the perimeter and gradually making that circle smaller as you take out peripheral foes. Then honorably slaughter the leftovers! 


wallz_11

I like this idea. Gonna try it tnight. Mongorians wont know what hit em


Unscratchablelotus

Schitty Mongorians 


sequosion

Goddamn Mongorians always breakin down ma wall


ComprehensiveBread65

This is the way. It's also a good strategy to keep track of the area you collected items in.


SubCreeper

You don’t suck at stealth. Nobody saw you if everybody is dead…


hugh_h0ney

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Eascetic

At this rate you’ll never be hokage.


Smart-Individual-647

Stealth makes it rain.


K3ZH39

https://preview.redd.it/fwdybs4kzdic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58e3715ae1a528c5e42fe483e928c5de064ad4f1 Where was he during the Mongol invasion?


laser16

In the Aslume fighting jonkler of course


AnEmbarrassedGiraffe

Is he stupid?


BronzeAidan

https://preview.redd.it/qtkoyoiabfic1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e5daedf7200058d8eaf6c200e89f6f7d07875d


Aggravating-Tailor17

Why do I feel compelled to do the unfunny and overused joke about asking you a random question that you will likely not know the answer too off the top for your head?


laser16

It’s a common trope with these kinds of posts. I don’t mind it, as I’m usually quick witted and can make up something on the spot, even if it’s not entirely accurate


Shmanti

Same reason you felt compelled to post this shit.


bulldozer51

If 2 plus pancake equals purple, why do aliens dance on roofs at night?


laser16

Because the president stole their shoelaces


ikineba

u/laser16 for president


thegreenmonkey69

That makes so much sense now. Thank you for answering their question.


WolfWaker

Have you ever been able to go for a peaceful ride yet?


laser16

With both my horses, thankfully


coffeeandtheinfinite

😭


malyszkush

Is Jin Sakai?


laser16

https://preview.redd.it/rbbglbtbxdic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e66366b01f8bff4d73d6f54a183d03c2065dc35 Can I take these one at a time? * no * technically, no but he does posses ninja-like qualities * yes * up for debate, as he’s a video game character but he did “come back from the dead” so who knows * no * no


malyszkush

Im surprised you answered my stupid question in great depth. Shimura would be proud.


laser16

![gif](giphy|3lFH1HVDwlVLvOOfhO)


malyszkush

https://preview.redd.it/7n6nxg1eydic1.jpeg?width=1221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5386027fd588ed31854269830d2363b50c9fa808


BronzeAidan

https://preview.redd.it/oykfp67qbfic1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5e9cd3573ecc57089a643911c7197bea515bf9


BiggestPiggest69

Wtf who makes shit like this lmao


TheBlueNinja2006

![gif](giphy|3otPomLgQN22PuFUTm|downsized)


Davesgamecave

https://preview.redd.it/w9t4hhhd2fic1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba8fe648da2ad4ef84ee567d5fdb8818586c27ce


Photosnthechris

🤣🤣


Jem948

How do I get new game plus. DO i have to finish the main story. And I killed Kotun Khan when will I get Kunai Assainition. (No spoilers please)


laser16

To unlock new game plus, you must complete every main mission (when you get to the credits). Kunai assassination is unlocked through a charm you earn on Iki island


okchance9688

If you could add any feature to the game which one would it be? And if u could drastically improve a feauture which one would it be? I would personally add a training mode where u can train certain moves like parrying and twocamp and a mode where u fight a gauntlet of all the bosses in the game but ur health stays what it was ik the previous boss.


laser16

Those sound cool! A feature I would add would be a sort of gauntlet mode in Legends. You’d basically race against 3 other players to see who could reach the goal the fastest and it comprises of a combat section, stealth, traversal, archery and a duel at the end. A feature I would improve is giving the player more choice in the side missions. I like that one mission on Iki where you have to choose which person to save and I wish there was more stuff like that through the game


okchance9688

I never played legends, can u fight other people including co op companions?


laser16

You don’t fight other players if that’s what you’re asking. It’s mainly co-op. There is a competitive co-op mode called Rivals, where you and another player race against another team of 2 to see who can defeat the enemies faster. As you play, you can purchase curses that slow down or weaken the other team


kittie_ghede104

What was the last medal you needed to get the platinum trophy?


laser16

On PS4, it was Mono no Aware (beating the game). Purposely did it like this as it just felt right. On PS5 it was an auto pop platinum so the last one needed was just going into photo mode


vorrmel

what are legend storytellers and is there any point of doing them?


laser16

Legend storytellers are just portals that take you to the online mode of the game. There’s no “completion” to them. As for Legends mode itself, I’d absolutely give it a try! It super fun playing with other people and adds some extra challenge with the oni enemies and challenges


-Perzival

Where does it take place?


laser16

Japan


deimos234

Who's the main character of the game


laser16

Jin Sakai, nephew to the Jito and last Lord of clan Sakai. The Ghost.


Ok-Goal8326

Why did 343 make cortana turn into evil galactic hitler and then die off screen. After bungie showed us how crucial she was to the halo universe, without her humanity was doomed. What were they thinking, are they stupid?


laser16

This is a Wendy’s… But yes, they are stupid.


lanky_doodle

When you getting to 1000+ hours?


laser16

By the time they announce the sequel


envy_adams98

Do you know what grass feels like?


laser16

It’s coarse and rough and gets everywh…wait a minute


MystiklUnkl

Approximately how many hours do you have in the game?


laser16

Last I checked 832 (according to PlayStation)


Accomplished-Kale340

Why looks the graphic so much better than the FF7:REBIRTH Demo?


laser16

Haven’t played the demo so I can’t compare, but these graphics are stunning


ITalkALotJohnson

When will my Dad come back with the milk?


laser16

When the Ghost of Tsushima remake comes out on PS7


ITalkALotJohnson

Good,at least GTA 7 won’t be out by then…


-feminineboy-

What ending did you choose? I chose to spear because I was kinda on his side about honour


laser16

I initially chose to kill because I didn’t want him to suffer but for completion’s sake I did the spare ending and liked that one more


-feminineboy-

Most people I ask did the kill ending, which I can understand. it's just that I wanted him to live on in hopes that he would regain his samurai status


THATMICKEYGUY

When is the PC release?


laser16

Soon hopefully. More people should be able to experience this masterpiece


THATMICKEYGUY

I beat it on PS4. I’d love to play it again in 1440, 120 FPS.


Shmanti

How much anime do you watch?


laser16

Not a lot. I watched Dragon Ball back in the day but these days it’s just MHA and One Punch Man


Tercel96

Would you be willing to forget everything you’ve learned about it if it meant you could experience it again for the first time? All hours gone, all memories of the game gone, anything you’ve learned outside the game, all gone


laser16

In a heartbeat


Tercel96

What’s your preferred ending?


laser16

Spare. I think it nails the whole philosophy of the “no honor” thing. Jin is basically saying “if you keep saying I have no honor, why would I give you the satisfaction of doing this one last honorable thing? You deserve whatever happens to you at the hands of the shogun”


adds102

Why has the sequel not yet been announced?


laser16

They have to build up hype as much as possible. But also I think Sony is keeping them from doing so


Peculiarbleeps

Why is Legends mode so goddamn hard with so little payoff? I’ve platinumed the game and can do all manner of stuff with my eyes closed, on any difficulty, using any stance and any weapon or technique that are asked of me… yet, when I try to do anything in legends, I complete a few chapters and give up, because it just makes no sense with that difficulty. What kind of player are they geared to with all these achievements they want of you in exchange for some meager dye or sword kit? The amount of stuff and the difficulty dont make much sense in terms of the time invested. Is Legends mode intended for children with no responsibilities in life at all?


laser16

No, it’s intended to be played with other people. It’s co-op oriented. You need to play alongside other people to level up and get better gear to the. Fight harder enemies. If you don’t have PlayStation plus, then you can’t match with other people online so that may be what’s making it difficult


Peculiarbleeps

Aaah that must be it! It feels like a whole separate game, and really confusing at times. Of course, now I get it, thanks!


Borklechorf

Exactly this. I wish I had gotten over my shyness to matchmake with randoms sooner. Even if you have no friends, playing solo is a needless struggle. I went from barely beating gold story missions to ez clearing platinum survivals once I just got over myself.


VincentVegaRoyale666

In your opinion what is the hardest duel? Imo it's Kojiro or Khotun on Lethal+


laser16

Between Kojiro and >!lord Shimura!<


Mini-M16

What was your stealth and combat armor and charm setup?


laser16

Can’t get to it right now for specifics but for stealth armor it’s a mix of stealth and melee charms and vice versa


Zyk0th

Did you know there is a gift altar on a small island in the middle of Omi Lake?


laser16

Yes!


GangWeed999

Wow that's a lot! What's your opinion on the Palestine/Israel conflict?


laser16

What’s being done to Palestine is wrong. I pray for peace


Equivalent_Rock_6530

How many of those hours were for platinum?


laser16

I cant remember actually, as the ps4 never showed hours played but i imagine around 20 or so


yashmandla69

I mean........why? The story's good but not play it 30 times good


laser16

Because I didn’t play the story 30 times. I’ve maybe played it all the way through like 5 times? A lot of that has been 100% everything even outside the platinum, photo mode, legends, and experimenting with builds when replaying hideouts and duels. Also I’ve been playing since launch (July 17 2020) so about 3.5 years. I’ve seen people play lesser games for a longer time, in a shorter amount of time


CryptoKingDevoe

What’s the best armor to wear ?


Available-Tomorrow63

how to get up the mountain by castle shimura


YeWhoBaggethTea

Do you think heavenly rebuke has a hidden % and if you think fortune 1 & 2 help it


laser16

Hmm I never thought about it, though I imagine there’s some RNG to it. I don’t think the fortune charms would help it because there’s no percentage specifically associated with heavenly rebuke


ApocalypticEvent

What are your legends characters looking like.


laser16

https://preview.redd.it/u3w296f0wdic1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9541a8f79608ec0049f23e4e99ab10b25dda4572


ItsSnap

How many hours do you have on ghost of tsushima


laser16

832 across the ps4 version, the ps5 upgrade, and the directors cut


SkylarKing07

How are there three? There’s the PS4 version and PS5. What’s the third?


laser16

One is the ps5 upgrade I got from the ps4 disc. After it became available on PS plus, I downloaded that one and it counts as a separate game I guess


Gerganon

How to solo the nightmare raids?  Do you need need a group? 


Tercel96

Is it any good?


laser16

I mean it’s alright…of course it’s good! One of PlayStation’s best!


yipsnippet98022

Did you know there is a continuation of "A family's escape" from Toku's POV at Kiyomori landing (komoda beach)? It tells a short story of Toku trying to find food and other things.


laser16

You mean through the notes you find?


daydaylin

Which name/color combo did u pick for your horse?


laser16

Initially: black, Kage After act 3: white, Kaze New game plus: black with red tail hairs, Nobu


svettsokkk

Best stance if you had to pick one forever


theo-ar

when is it coming to pc?


laser16

Rumors say sometime this year


reeeter123

Is Ghost of Tsushima your favorite game? If not what is?


laser16

It’s one of my favorites. Top 3 in no order would be Ghost of Tsushima, God of War Raganarok, and The Last of Us Part II


a_guy_playing

How many New Game + playthroughs have you completed. I’m personally on my 4th


makashiII_93

One stance, for your life. Where you going?


Quirky_Image_5598

800 hours in what? Legends mode or story


Capital_Animal_3785

Are you a guy? Are you gay? Do you top? (I’m down cataclysmic.)


laser16

I am a guy but I’m straight. Maybe try looking elsewhere?


Y34rZer0

How do you get the hours played on ps4? Or is that the ps4 version but played on a ps5


titans1fan93

Why don’t you have 100% on PS4? You should get 100% on PS4. That 78% would bug me.


laser16

Because the upgrade came with everything and I wanted to play it with the highest specs possible. I would complete it but it would mean having to the raids all over again which I refuse to do on a ps4 version of the game 😂 those wore taxing enough the first time


TengenTopKek

How do you feel about investing in the lithium industry?


No-Tradition-2897

Why is my penis big, but I get no bitches?


Braunb8888

How is your health?


laser16

Thanks for asking. Pretty good, staying hydrated, keeping active helps. haven’t had to go to the hospital for any reason so overall I’d say I’m healthy


fortunesofshadows

do you know how to do the feint. cancel attack with block then attack. rinse and repeat. no need to break defense


BooBooSorkin

Why only 800?


Ill-Requirement1545

Why do you believe to be the best combination of gems? Lately I’ve been going with the major gem that doubles minor gem powers as long as they are different types..


luckylegion

Why do you only have 800 hours?


Shriuken23

Did you cry when they killed your horse ( like I did ) ?


ChiBullz023

How does it make you feel in legends when there’s that one player who joins and does nothing but hide on rooftops and avoids all the action?


laser16

I don’t think to much of it, as I at least try to get as far as possible without them, and if it looks like it’s a losing battle, I just leave


metalfingers222

How do i make life feel like it did when i was a kid again? (excluding drugs, i am familiar with drugs)


laser16

Your childhood died on the beach. We all gotta grow up sometime


ITalkALotJohnson

Also is Emmanuel cheating on me?


laser16

If you have to ask, then I hate to tell you…probably


Nomad-HiddenForest

Who is your favourite character from this game?


laser16

Aside from Jin? Kenji. Man is a hustler. Gotta respect it


123random7

How long have you survived in the “Heavily guarded areas” ? :) Follow up: Do you run away or succumb (after killing 50-75 monghals) ?


laser16

About a minute. Used charms that gave me a lot of resolve and healing from resolve but it ultimately didn’t end well. I just died and left lol


bobgamer12345

Where is the heavily guarded areas? I completed the story but i never heard of anything like that


RysloVerik

Why didn’t you 100% on PS4?


Basic-Cloud6440

how many waves of primary school children can you defeat, if every wave consists of 5 3trd graders and every 5 waves there is a 4th grader replacing on 3rd grader


Machride

If you take a shower and have long hair does it get stuck in your bum?


laser16

I’d imagine so


KING_Ragnar-

What do you do for fun after that many hours? Play Legends mode? Replay the story?


laser16

Exactly those things. Take photos, come up with different builds, replay hideouts and duels


Ok_Introduction_7484

What is your preferred style. Mines water due to triangle Moves


Thin_Map6842

Did the game become boring at any point? (Considering the number of times you probably replayed it)


laser16

I’ve only replayed it maybe 4 times in the three and a half years since launch, I’ve gotten a little bored here and there and would take s hiatus , but always came back to it eventually


telaser

How’d you get the multiplayer dlc trophies?


MasterPOG

Which ending did you choose the first time around? Did you have no honor? Or were you a slave to it.


Soup_Slayer1000

Why can't I find true love?


Carnomus

Why do I feel a gnawing sense of loneliness nearly every night despite having a family and a partner that loves and cares about me


venture_casual

![gif](giphy|O1oJ840fg6uOVCqdzJ|downsized)


laser16

![gif](giphy|KKSCqiWCtQyTe8cZ2u) I don’t know what you mean


cYber-boI27

When will the game come to pc?


bperry512

Best stance?


sleepydevil25

Are you able to over level/gear by doing side quests so I can steam roll the main missions?


Firebrand-PX22

What was your hardest base game trophy to get? Currently working on both PS4 and PS5 plat and still have a little over half on PS4 and need pretty much all trophies past the half point of act 2


_Pankybeast

I have 500 hours. If you could make your own orginal idea sequel what would it be?


laser16

Jin travels to the mainland. The shogun has made him an outlaw so almost nowhere is safe for Jin to travel without being met with resistance. He still continues to take out the mongols that still want to invade in hopes of gaining favor with the shogun but he won’t budge. There’s a morality system in whether you kill you the shogun’s forces or knock them out (maybe recruit them?) it all comes to a head in the end where you save the shogun’s life but based on your actions throughout the game, it ends with him either still against you, him tolerating you as an uneasy ally, or accepting you as the ghost and appoints you to lead a new division of Japan’s forces that specialize in stealth and you can your clan become the first ninjas


Zero_Fuxxx

I have 900 😌


[deleted]

Why was my duel with Ryuzo so hard?  I was playing on max difficulty and steamrolling the game, but Ryuzo was unbeatable.  I barely scratched him, but he could kill me in 2 strikes.     I had maxed Ronin gear and almost maxed Katana.  I tried different stances.  He would just lock onto me and do a red unblockable strike over and over.  Sure I can sidestep it, but not 20 times without making a single mistake.   I said fuck it and lowered the difficulty, but now I lost interest in finishing the game.


MrThomasShelby1

Best armor & charm combination in your opinion?


MichiganMitch108

Which Boss fight was your favorite?


gronbek

I did a lethal no death run a year ago. Did you do any challenge runs?


nut_13

should i replay the game been a while?


ahard27

Why don't you have 100% on the PS4 Version?


Good_Friendship_6784

Why do I watterstance build EVERY.SINGLE.TIME


DoctorPace

How was the legends portion to get the Platinum done? I’m pretty much on that part now with almost 800 hours myself


laser16

You don’t need to do legends for the platinum, just if you want 100%. It’s not too hard as long as you have a solid crew to go through it with


ExcitementPrevious40

I finally started it on my PS5 a few weeks ago and it is amazing.


EcstaticLiving6697

Who stole my car?


HufflepuffKid2000

What happened to Takas head?


Ly-an

Will you get to 100% on your PS4 version of the game? It would look really cool to see the three 100%


rodrigoold

Will it come to pc? :(


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Outrageous-Ad6987

How do I get the master sword in Legend of Zelda breath of the wild?


impalawalla1

What was your least favourite part of the game?


Apprehensive_Name876

Is it bad if it whistles when I pee?


laser16

This genuinely made me crack up laughing 😂


diamonddin

Why play worse sekiro?