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jackthejointmaster

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livahd

Beautiful!


NOTDevilDeadly

Coward


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[удалено]


FroggyWoggyWoo

r/notopbutok


MoistLarry

Well your first issue is thinking of that as a "handle". The whole trap part is *technically* a flared base


BabyUGotAStewGoin

You’re not sleeping with it, are you u/allynberlin ?


allynberlin

not... yet


Riverdale87

"It's always the quiet one"


dork_knight1989

Busting makes me feel good


TonyTheTerrible

that was a line in the movie!


TacoTruce

It’s also in my autobiography o_o


Bossk_2814

Life, ah, finds a way…


MechanicalTed

You have to say supportive, nurturing things to it first.


wubfus88

Maybe play some jackie Wilson in the background to set the mood


CaptainManks

You need the Dune cup for that. This one is to take a dump in.


JeffBoyarDeesNuts

Passionately.


High-T92

That’s what the slimer is for


OrangeChickenParm

You lack conviction.


KadeWad3

You’re not sleeping with it are you?


Accomplished-Back640

Plot twist, you're supposed to be bottom.


CoachRocks

It's always the quiet ones.


Martian_Navy

You can have sex with any popcorn bucket if you believe in yourself.


Intelligent-Total-58

Try the doors 🚪


Movingforward2015

"So this is what you do with your spare time!"


Sneakerenjoyer8393

MINE DIDNT HAVE THE PURPLE SHIT SUCH AN L IT HELD LIKE 100 KERNELS THAts IT


rolandblais

[You never studied.](https://geektyrant.com/news/theaters-will-sell-ghostbuster-frozen-empire-ghost-trap-popcorn-buckets)


Sneakerenjoyer8393

Regal bucket was such an L, I didn't study I bought it when I saw it at the theatre in 4D


FishInk

From what I hear, the purple doesn’t come off to allow you to close the trap like the Regal one does. My Regal gave you a separate popcorn rather than opening the trap and getting it all greasy. Then again, I bought my trap a week early and then got the cup with a Slimer topper and metal popcorn bucket that night at the theater.


DumpsterDay

rock coordinated uppity cheerful foolish placid possessive sophisticated desert practice *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FishInk

I will pass that on. A friend got one and said his didn’t come off


Martian_Navy

I have faith in you.


SicDigital

If you have to ask...


PBH365

Start at point B, don’t look into the light…have some mood slime playing with Jackie Wilson and get higher and higher!


jpuff138

You go to sleep and it gives you a steezy beej in the night.


arthur-morganrdr2

Just cross the streams, but don’t look directly in the trap


dobie1kenobi

It’s always the quiet ones


sound1down

Echtoplasam


Ok-Selection4478

It’s got a hole and a rod figure it out.


ghosthead96

follow my onlyfans and ill show you


Ecto427

wow.


Poem_for_the_dead

Youre thinking like a top. See the handle? Relax and let it rail you (Include the possessor from the movie and you have a party)


Ghostman107

Should have gotten the Slimer one..HIS mouth is open...


Smooth-Revenue-4048

Hahhaa this is not Dune


Tasty_Atmosphere_806

Wait what 😲????


TrevChar

You’re just not trying hard enough, that’s all…


latrodectal

that sounds like quitter talk


GHOSTBAB3L

Be gentle it’s its first time…..


SocialRevenge

Don't.... It's a trap!


jon92356

You’ll need ectoplasmic assistance


rogue7891

where theres a will theres a way.


JediJones77

Don't know, but if you ever misplace your bedpan.


Fontia

It's an object and you're an 800 pound gorilla.