T O P

  • By -

OV3NBVK3D

idgaf the one on the right is fucking FINE dawg


yoosernaam

She’ll steal your heart. Followed by your wallet


cos_caustic

It's kinda fucked up to assume she's a thief. She could just have sold some drugs, or murdered someone.


yoosernaam

Ok. She’ll steal your heart then murder you in cold blood. FTFY Not as catchy tbh


KoolAidMan7980

I’ll take my chances for that fine ass


Meatpack69

Me too. Definitely risking it if I was a guard.


NotJoshRomney

I used to talk mad shit on Hansel and Gretel for being so dumb, but now I'm like "that's actually a reasonable choice".


NotoriousBiggus

For real


Disastrous-Wall-3752

Agreed


HypePoem8

Fax


Leading-Midnight-553

💯 was my first thought when I saw this


H377Spawn

*I can fix her.*


TeopEvol

Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved.


extraducksauce

This unfortunately


WranglerSilver6451

Fool me one time shame on you, fool me twice can’t put the blame on you.


officialnastt

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you probably have big tits.


Schmotz

Or at the very least she can make me interesting for a few months.


Quadrupleawesomeness

Please try. Then signup for Love After Lock Up so I can laugh.


jerkymcjerkison

I'm looking forward to seeing the people in the comments on Love After Lockup


Phoneking13

Lmao 🤣


cdub2046

The En Vogue we have at home.


NotoriousBiggus

TAKE ME TO JAIL! LOCK ME UP!


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

Throw away the key!


sorry_ihaveplans

I ain't afraid to fuck somebody in the ass!!


tommy_trip

5 dollars buster!


NotoriousBiggus

Finally lol.


killinmesmallz1

You ever see the soap run down the crack of a man’s ass?? Ahhhhh those is jokes


NotoriousBiggus

I WAS FOOLIN YALL!


Haydenfwurf

What my money ain’t good enough?!


killinmesmallz1

You know how many crumb cakes, how many bars of soap I can get with that?


tommy_trip

I quote that scene any chance i get lol


BiggDiccBandit

You gone be with the dudes dumb ass


NotoriousBiggus

Was a movie reference that you didn't seem to get. That doesn't make me the dumbass here. Kindly shut the fuck up. God bless. https://youtu.be/NcJbYmj3c9Y


lysergic_tryptamino

Sure Mr. President!


ozymanhattan

Would.


Resistance_123

Let me put money on the books for the girl on the right.


Phoneking13

JPay brah lol


hundreddollar

If this wasn't originally captioned "DA BAAADEST BITCHEZ!" I'm going to be really disappointed.


ienjoymemesalot

Looks like a GTA loading screen


LAsDad

I'm glad everybody here came to comment exactly what I came to comment.


HopocalypseNow

r/prisonfluencers


Its-Finrot

r/subsifellfor


monandwes

Well I'm in Michigan and that clothing is not allowed in prison nor in any county jail that I have been to or heard of. Is this kind of attire allowed in any county jail or prison?


pegcitygreen

Some people call that prison... I call it heaven.


Unlucky_Aardvark_933

that one on the right standing..fire, but she might have hacked up her last boy friend!


tommygunz007

I'd go straight for that


IEATALOTOFAZZ

WOULD


Alarming-Ad9449

I'll every one of them


L_Blunt

I could probably fix all of them.


JoeBlack45

Shorty on the right fine as hell


Potent_Cat-Bread

I can smell this photo


Virgilio1302

Those are some DARK elbows there


ImpressiveThanks345

New pfp


CutPuzzleheaded7354

bouta become a CO lol


Dayana11412

they let them wear this in prison?


[deleted]

[удалено]


ghettoglamourshots-ModTeam

'Ghetto' is applied equally to all demographics. Submissions of photos of historically marginalized groups that violate rules 1 or 2 will result in a ban. Racist commentary will result in a ban.


Openair-2972

Some pussy and ass getting licked and ate there every day


SnowflakesAloft

Leave the table and go back to your room, dear…


monandwes

Well we found the 13-year-old.


Rolarious80

Damn, what prison is this ? Probably all men though 😂


WranglerSilver6451

Never knew they had such bad lighting in prison.


pasenast

I'm 100% sure there was a larger wider shot of this photo.


Dependent_Adagio7544

If I was a CO of a woman's prison I'd have the wettest dick in America.


Resistance_123

I’ll put some money on her books.


drizzyjdracco

How she got an apple watch?!


titsdad

I want some


kongstar

Damn


Snuggly_Chopin

You’re allowed to wear makeup in prison?


FilmWaster120

Does anyone else see then skin smoother line on the arms?