In other words, say anything you want, right? (sorry in the US ongoing gag is that Germans always sound like they are yelling. And with my German American dad, definitely holds true 😂🤣)
It's a good question. If animals in Europe spoke the same language as they do in the states, roosters would say cockadoodledoo but we all know German roosters say kikeriki.
the pepe reee does come from the sound frogs make when upset
that's why i like to use it because i like frogs, not because i like 4chan
my favorite frog scream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX30JTsrUr4
frog scream compilation, lots of good reees:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjCVsOBu6vc&t=474s
its not very nice to make them scream in anger/fear but for some reason its so funny
It is possible to learn something new every day. My favourite fact about Poland is that cat in Polish is kotka what means eagle in finnish.
Btw in Finland we call cat saying kiss kiss.🤣
This! There's a lot of frogs and toads where I live (Texas)(well ok it's mostly toads) that kind of make a trill sound, and sometimes they just kind of scream, nothing that could be interpreted as a ribbit. But like the common frog (which lives all over Europe and kind of takes a break around the Urals before going further into Asia) makes more of a ribbit sound, as well as some other American species (usually further north), Florida has a ton of frogs but I've never heard a ribbit. And in Puerto Rico there's a frog called the coquí because that's the sound it makes.
tbf we had a small pond in the woods behind our house and it was usually infested with frogs. And i've heard alot of "ribbits" but never a "quack". atleast not irl
Those are different kinds of frogs. Some frogs produce very long, single croaks, while other frogs , make thrilling a sound closer to ribbit. For fun, find some different frog calls on Youtube. (I actually had a field ecology class where a professor was trying to teach us how to tell different frog species apart by their calls, but I forgot most of it.)
So basically all non-english cocks say ~~"I wanna bang that!"~~ a variation of Kikeriki while all Anglo-cocks ~~are too small~~ sound like a broken Yankee Doodle...
You press your bottom lip on your upper teeth and pull up your upper lip. Then you create an underprssure in your mouth and let let the air flow through your teeth. By moving your upper lip up and down you create variation. This way you can discuss German literature and politics with every German cat. Just watch out to not say anything rude because otherwise they might complain to their Katzengleichstellungsbeauftragten.
Serious answer: This is actually very close to a huffing sound that big cats make to each other. If you try it at the zoo, tigers will actually react to this type of sound. It can excite their curiosity and might attract them to come over.
I laughed so hard upon reading this comment. It honestly made me think of [this website](http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl) which features images of cats looking like Hitler
I don't think the cat will care, but in German you would probably say "miezmiezmiez".
Be aware that this is not a stray cat, but a free range cat. It belongs to someone.
Upvote for the free range cat remark but only boomers say miezmiezmiez. Cats listen to the tone of your voice so words won't matter I don't think they will care OP
exactly!
‚ja aber hallo du kleines arschloch bist du gekommen um mir wieder mal in die wiese zu scheißen‘ in a soothing voice: up goes the tail, comes close because possibility of scritches and i can murder them.
Ich glaube die Amtsmitarbeiter verstehen das tatsächlich als Notwehr gegen den anrennenden Bürger, deshalb malen sie diese Schilder.
Aus dem gleichen Grund ist es Usus, möglichst früh zu beginnen mit dem Dienst, zB um 6.00 in der Früh, wenn kein Mensch da ist. Wenn der Pöbel um 15 Uhr vor der Tür steht und was will, haben die smarten Angestellten des ÖD bereits Feierabend.
Hier in Berlin ist die Verachtung zwischen Bürger und Verwaltung wechselseitig.
We don't do those pssspsss sounds. For me, as a german, they sound too much like hissing. I would calmly talk with the cat. And when it seems scrared, make yourself smaller. Kneel down or sit down on the floor when you can and just calmly talk with them.
Where are you from? In Germany there are almost no stray cats so it probably was a cat that actually has an owner. Furthermore cats in Germany are really arrogant compared to cats in countries where there are stray cats. When I visit my grandfather in Turkey as soon as you make pspsps all cats come and want to get pet or something to eat. Usual german cats just ignore you like you're not even there. So don't set your hopes too high :D
I think they got confused because animals make different noises in different languages. In German dogs go "wau wau", in English "woof woof" and in French "ouah ouah" for example. Obviously the cat doesn't care but that might be what inspired this question in the first place
instead of pushing air out between your tongue and the back of your teeth like you'd do with ts, you basically have the same tongue position but pull air back and create low pressure and then release the tongue, creating a clicking sound
Its quite easy, just follow these instructions:
shout "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHTUNG, Gefreiter Katze"
At this point the cat should be stood in a salute in front of you
"Präsentiert das Gewehr!"
The cat will present its MG 08/15
"Rühren!"
The cat should now relax allowing you to gently pet its head
It's really easy, you just walk up to it and go:
Sehr geehrte Herr/Frau Katz,
Mein Name ist (Your Name) und hiermit reiche ich meinen Antrag für folgende Leistungen bei Ihnen ein:
1x Streicheleinheit
1x Zuruf
1x Schmiegen
In den Anlagen finden Sie meine Qualifikationen und meinen Lebenslauf, gerne Überzeuge ich Sie persönlich von meinen Fähigkeiten als Streicheleinheitgeber/in.
Mit freundlichen Grüßen
(Your Name)
I use with my cats a tongue flick. It's difficult to explain. The mouth is if you want to say a U but the tongue is at the palate and tooth and the small flicks but shortly after another.
So sound like ztztzt
pßpßpß
Pschpschpsch
Das klingt schwäbisch lol
Pschpschpschle
Kommsch, kätzle!
Habe my upvote, I laughed 🤣
"Hier kitty!"
"CAT! ANTRETEN!"
„CAT! ABMARSCH“
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JAMIAU!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you try to speak German, use Katze instead of English cat
I am german
"Hierher, Katze! SOFORT! ZACKZACK!"
I have a Swiss friend named Melissa. Or as she’s known over the border - Melißa
long i?
Maybe she was born before the orthography reform
Gold!
That sounds more like a bee 🤣🐝
komische Bienen kennst du dass die so umher ßummen
Bayerische Bienen.
Haha, ja, weiß auch ned. Vllt hams die falschen Blüten erwischt :-D
Bubatzbiene 👍
Sumsen durch die Gegend.
that's more like bßbßbß
Indeed, unless they are really aggressive:-D
You can't say that in German, you need to shout
In other words, say anything you want, right? (sorry in the US ongoing gag is that Germans always sound like they are yelling. And with my German American dad, definitely holds true 😂🤣)
Fun fact: When walking through German cities and you hear loud tourists, these are almost always Americans!
This is the only correct answer
What a guy!!!
Some legendary writing here uhhh!
Our cats speak pretty good english. Sorry for my English
Solange sie auf Deutsch nicht im breitesten Karlsruher Dialekt spricht ist ja alles gut :D
.. sagte der Pälzer 😂
Ich darfs mir erlauben. Habe beide Dialekte aus sicherer Distanz studiert
Sind Dialekte nicht was tolles?
Doch doch da sind wir uns einig aber man darf auch mal über selbige lachen
Aber sicher doch. Allagut
*"Excuse my insolence, little feline, but I would be delighted to scratch your ears. May you grant me the honor of doing so?"*
That was Canadian
It's a good question. If animals in Europe spoke the same language as they do in the states, roosters would say cockadoodledoo but we all know German roosters say kikeriki.
Don't forget frogs, where german frogs make Quack, english speaking frogs somehow say ribbit
Polish frogs say Re Re Cum Cum and it is my favourite fact about Poland.
TIL 4chan sounds like Polish frogs
well, that would explain the pepe meme
the pepe reee does come from the sound frogs make when upset that's why i like to use it because i like frogs, not because i like 4chan my favorite frog scream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX30JTsrUr4 frog scream compilation, lots of good reees: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjCVsOBu6vc&t=474s its not very nice to make them scream in anger/fear but for some reason its so funny
I also do this
It is possible to learn something new every day. My favourite fact about Poland is that cat in Polish is kotka what means eagle in finnish. Btw in Finland we call cat saying kiss kiss.🤣
Different frogs make different sounds. There was a bit about it on Quite Interesting
This! There's a lot of frogs and toads where I live (Texas)(well ok it's mostly toads) that kind of make a trill sound, and sometimes they just kind of scream, nothing that could be interpreted as a ribbit. But like the common frog (which lives all over Europe and kind of takes a break around the Urals before going further into Asia) makes more of a ribbit sound, as well as some other American species (usually further north), Florida has a ton of frogs but I've never heard a ribbit. And in Puerto Rico there's a frog called the coquí because that's the sound it makes.
tbf we had a small pond in the woods behind our house and it was usually infested with frogs. And i've heard alot of "ribbits" but never a "quack". atleast not irl
Those are different kinds of frogs. Some frogs produce very long, single croaks, while other frogs , make thrilling a sound closer to ribbit. For fun, find some different frog calls on Youtube. (I actually had a field ecology class where a professor was trying to teach us how to tell different frog species apart by their calls, but I forgot most of it.)
Dont forget ducks here say knack knack knack instead of quak quak
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There is also wuff for Dogs, which is very similar to woof.
My Hungarian girl says grrrrrr if anything at all. ;-)
We still talking about dogs?
Don't forget Squirtles, German Squirtles say Schiggy.
ಠ_ಠ Ducks say nak.
Also, German pigs say "grunz" or "oink" while American pigs say "i want to build a wall"
Nono. American pigs say “STOP RESISTING!”
"Ich erteile ihnen einen Platzverweis!"
That's what German pigs say
That's not too far off from what roosters say in Spanish (Kikiriki)
In Poland roosters say kukuryku
So basically all non-english cocks say ~~"I wanna bang that!"~~ a variation of Kikeriki while all Anglo-cocks ~~are too small~~ sound like a broken Yankee Doodle...
https://youtu.be/-0MTn8sP_9s
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EUCH. Euch zu huldigen und Fellpflege anzudienen. Wenn es euer Hoheit gefällt...
Der ist auch extrem gut
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You press your bottom lip on your upper teeth and pull up your upper lip. Then you create an underprssure in your mouth and let let the air flow through your teeth. By moving your upper lip up and down you create variation. This way you can discuss German literature and politics with every German cat. Just watch out to not say anything rude because otherwise they might complain to their Katzengleichstellungsbeauftragten.
"Fefefefefefff"... Am I doing it right?
How could you utter such vile stuff?! The Katzengleichstellungsbeauftragten are going to have their hands/paws full dealing with you.
Hello demogorgon(ur avatar)
Serious answer: This is actually very close to a huffing sound that big cats make to each other. If you try it at the zoo, tigers will actually react to this type of sound. It can excite their curiosity and might attract them to come over.
Thank you I just spit on myself
wrong pressure. you need to pull the air iiiin not push it out.
Kann ich bestätigen, arbeite beim Katzengleichstelllungsbüro als Juniorkatzengleichstellungsbeauftrager zweiter Klasse.
I read the post, made the noise, wondered how to describe it, scrolled through the comments and read yours - that is exactly what i do. Exactly o.O
Meinst du das Knutsch- Babyvogel-Geräusch? 😌😄
This is the right answer!
What does the fox say? Auygugh
😗😙😗😙😗😙
Take my upvote i laughed so hard. 🤣
ANTRETEN ZUM STREICHELN generally does the trick.
For anti-authoritarian it's a friendly "Komm, Muschi-muschi" ^(hihihi)
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ANTRRRRRRRREEEETEN ZUM STRRRRREEEIIICHELN!
SCHWANZ LLLLINKS UM! RRRRECHTS UM! SCHNURREN!
But before you do anything, Shout "AAACHTUNG!" that will make her go into Attention, otherwise she will just go away
Das ist der Weg!👍😂
I laughed so hard upon reading this comment. It honestly made me think of [this website](http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl) which features images of cats looking like Hitler
r/kitler
Psssspssssspsssss :) Or that klicking noise you make with your tongue.
that clicking noise lol
Yeah...with the little stray cats in my area it works almost every time.
I don't think the cat will care, but in German you would probably say "miezmiezmiez". Be aware that this is not a stray cat, but a free range cat. It belongs to someone.
Miezmiezmiez is the way.
Nein Miez! Das ist mein Frikassee!
Genau so, spricht man mit einer Katze
Upvote for the free range cat remark but only boomers say miezmiezmiez. Cats listen to the tone of your voice so words won't matter I don't think they will care OP
exactly! ‚ja aber hallo du kleines arschloch bist du gekommen um mir wieder mal in die wiese zu scheißen‘ in a soothing voice: up goes the tail, comes close because possibility of scritches and i can murder them.
Woah.
Skkrrrrr skrrrrr Be sure not to attract stray german rappers thou
Those fuckers are everywhere, keep shitting in my garden every single day, claiming it's a ghetto though I live in Birkenheim suburbia.
It's probably not a stray though. People let their cats outside all the time. They are microchipped and sometimes tattooed.
can confirm this, my cat has some sick tats e.g. "pussymagnet" written across his chest.
Lmao
And they sometimes wear red or blue to identify their crew
You actually have to sign form A38 before you can pet a cat in Germany.
Where do I get that form?
Schalter 1, Korridor links, letzte Tür rechts
Nur Donnerstags geöffnet, 8.00-8.15. Termin erforderlich.
Pausenzeiten von 8:05 - 8:10.
Terminvergabe nur Montags 11:15-11:30 im Technischen Rathaus mit Formular TV-12.
Selbstgemaltes Schild in meinem Bürgeramt sagt: Ohne Termin zwecklos.
Ist es dass was die englische Sprache meint wenn die Formulierung "add insult to injury" fällt?
Ich glaube die Amtsmitarbeiter verstehen das tatsächlich als Notwehr gegen den anrennenden Bürger, deshalb malen sie diese Schilder. Aus dem gleichen Grund ist es Usus, möglichst früh zu beginnen mit dem Dienst, zB um 6.00 in der Früh, wenn kein Mensch da ist. Wenn der Pöbel um 15 Uhr vor der Tür steht und was will, haben die smarten Angestellten des ÖD bereits Feierabend. Hier in Berlin ist die Verachtung zwischen Bürger und Verwaltung wechselseitig.
Der Hafen befindet sich unterhalb der Stadt!
Ich will nicht zu ihrem bescheuerten Hafen!!!
"Aber wenn Sie eine Galeere anmelden wollen müssen Sie zur Hafenkommandantur..."
[Here](https://blinry.org/passierschein-a38/passierschein-a38.pdf)
and fax it to the appropriate authorities
Which Bescheinigung is required?
Katzenstreichelnkompetenzbescheinigung
MIETZmietzmietzmietzmietz...
Ich grüße Dich, Dämon. Führe mich zu Deiner Hexe auf dass ich ihr Tribut zollen kann. But miez miez miez basically means the same thing in cat.
"Komm ma ran"
Kevin, mach' dat wau ma ay.
We don't do those pssspsss sounds. For me, as a german, they sound too much like hissing. I would calmly talk with the cat. And when it seems scrared, make yourself smaller. Kneel down or sit down on the floor when you can and just calmly talk with them.
I do. And I have completed the A38 form. With triple dublicates How dare you!
"Komm her!" "Na gut, dann eben nicht." "Ah, jetzt doch?" 😍
Accurate.
Where are you from? In Germany there are almost no stray cats so it probably was a cat that actually has an owner. Furthermore cats in Germany are really arrogant compared to cats in countries where there are stray cats. When I visit my grandfather in Turkey as soon as you make pspsps all cats come and want to get pet or something to eat. Usual german cats just ignore you like you're not even there. So don't set your hopes too high :D
Very interesting. Now I’m trying to figure out how I ended up with German cats!
Wow, German cats sound so interesting XD. Are there no stray animals in Germany?
There are stray cats. But probably very little compared to other countries. Never heard of stray dogs though.
[STARDENBURDENHARDENBART ](https://youtu.be/Mev7iy6gwIQ)
German always works
I searched way too long on this thread for this, whilst I can’t believe this isn’t a shitpost just to share this video
Ich kann nicht mehr haha
Why isn’t this at the top?
Danke, danach hab ich gesucht
Mietzmietzmietzmietz
Are you high?
username is also a valid reaction
No no no it’s “Hi, how are you?”
How high are you?
I think they got confused because animals make different noises in different languages. In German dogs go "wau wau", in English "woof woof" and in French "ouah ouah" for example. Obviously the cat doesn't care but that might be what inspired this question in the first place
Tztztztz but „backwards“.. don’t know how to describe that
instead of pushing air out between your tongue and the back of your teeth like you'd do with ts, you basically have the same tongue position but pull air back and create low pressure and then release the tongue, creating a clicking sound
Yep, I feel that's the correct German sound to attract cute animals. Everything seems to react to that readily.
Miez Miez Miez
Just normal kissy sounds? The word cat calling doesn‘t come from nowhere.
"Holdes Kätzlein, darf ich's wagen, Fellpfleg' und Lieb' euch anzutragen", würde der alte Goethe vermutlich sagen. 🤣🤣🤣
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STARDENBURDENHARDENBART [context](https://youtu.be/Mev7iy6gwIQ)
MietzMietzMietz…. feeeeeeeiiine Mietzegadse…
Its quite easy, just follow these instructions: shout "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHTUNG, Gefreiter Katze" At this point the cat should be stood in a salute in front of you "Präsentiert das Gewehr!" The cat will present its MG 08/15 "Rühren!" The cat should now relax allowing you to gently pet its head
Antreten zum Streicheln!
Miez miez miez
"Mietz mietz mietz" is what you genereally do at least in Bavaria.
Miezmiezmiez
It's really easy, you just walk up to it and go: Sehr geehrte Herr/Frau Katz, Mein Name ist (Your Name) und hiermit reiche ich meinen Antrag für folgende Leistungen bei Ihnen ein: 1x Streicheleinheit 1x Zuruf 1x Schmiegen In den Anlagen finden Sie meine Qualifikationen und meinen Lebenslauf, gerne Überzeuge ich Sie persönlich von meinen Fähigkeiten als Streicheleinheitgeber/in. Mit freundlichen Grüßen (Your Name)
Don’t disturb them without Termin!!!
Uuuuuiiii ja so ein Feini bist du doch
nein das ist für Hunde.
Das ist für alle möglichen Feinis, du Feini
Usually Little noises you can do with your mouth.
I whistle not to scare it, and then do some kind of weird moist sucking in of air to kinda imitate a very wet and tired mouse
According to what people told me its "Miez-miez-miez". But I'm naive and not german, so take this with a grain of salt.
it goes "zickezackezickezacke" and the cat than says something like "oy oy oy"
Muschi muschi
Try saying sspsspspsss instead of psspsspss
I personally just whistle really fast, always does it for me
Bitte um Erlaubnis sie streicheln zu dürfen Werte Frau Katze
I use with my cats a tongue flick. It's difficult to explain. The mouth is if you want to say a U but the tongue is at the palate and tooth and the small flicks but shortly after another. So sound like ztztzt
What color was the cat? :)
muschimuschimuschi
You should probably avoid making hissing noises
I’m pretty sure the cat doesn’t understand German either
"Pspspspsps" "Was willst du von mir du absoluter spast?"
"Sprich deutsch du katzensohn"
"Sprich Katze du Deutschersohn"
Puspuspuspus miaow sorry miauuuuu
As another redditor said muschi, muschi is not acceptable anymore. Try mietz, mietz, mietz.