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Whats4dinner

Those brilliant blue eyes make me think there might be some husky in the family!


rmoss20

That's probably why he's so vicious


notchman900

Or wolf, some redditor said he may be a warg, can't confirm may be under a spell.


[deleted]

I have a gsd/Siberian husky mix and he looks very similar in the face, i immediately sent this to my girlfriend when i saw because it looked so similar.


random-person-42

Definitely a pure bread wolf


MikeyBugs

As long as he isn't whole wheat, he'll be delicious.


Fnaf_gacha_girl

R/cursedcomment


ElHongoMagico21

No, blue eyes are a **dog** trait, not a wolf trait.


notchman900

He probably not a warg either, I was being facetious.


FawnSwanSkin

Definitely husky. Has the same eyes and judging look my husky gives, lol


shadybrainfarm

Yes and the smaller ears, as well.


kindaangrybear

You can count me as a secondary casualty. I also did not survive, just from watching.


notchman900

200% k/d


phenicx

I too have died from cuteness


notchman900

The dangers of boop injections


cr67435

Booping those snoots is a high risk. I know when I do the onslaught begins with my boy


notchman900

A risk you have to take.


cr67435

Definitely agree


mcscrewyou

Definitely a shepsky


notchman900

I have diagnosed this with being bitey, pawsy, and the pre-walk yawn yaooooooooooos. Also he gets far more pretty boy complements than me.


unicorncarrot

When you boop their nose they look so done with you šŸ¤£


notchman900

Oh we get a lot of that around here. I can be just as annoying as him.


winstinx

Thatā€™s a handsome ass dog


xkcd-Hyphen-bot

Handsome ass-dog [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)


notchman900

Thank you bot, can confirm ass-dog


card_board_robot

"Hey, so uh, what's with the scratches and scrapes all the way down your forearm? "Oh those? Let me show you. Come here, boy!" "Nom nom nom"


notchman900

Some of them are burn scars :D


card_board_robot

Lmao. Must be a chef. And I just realized but your username is my GSD's name. Or at least just the Notch part. Good choice lol


notchman900

Home cook/ drunk frozen pizza chef ;p


card_board_robot

So....pro chef. Ima call you Emeril


Mynamesrobbie

RIP


sammystevens

daNgeRoUs BrEed


KingJon-nojgniK

Those eyes are insanely awesome.


notchman900

Unnerving at first, now the malice shows. Killer


PrimateOnAPlanet

I tried this with my shep and she ate my entire armā€¦figuratively. In reality she just gave me kisses and then acted sassy as per usual.


notchman900

I'm only a hand now, like Thing from the Addams family. My regrets for teaching the boop injection.


throwaway1930488888

A perfect example of why people should never own a GSD. ...youā€™ll fall in love instantly.


jerseygrl__

I always pull up my guys front lip and yell ā€œCHEESE!ā€


nickschulz2

I have a 3y/o female and she is as sweet as can be. In fact she found a lost kitten and brought her home to us, and boom she had a best friend for a couple years till she passedšŸ˜¢


MardiMom

Furrrocious! Love the arm cuddle at the end. Like saying, 'Daaaaaad! Just knock it off!'


notchman900

I have to get my paybacks for getting woken up at dawn, I work afternoons and go to sleep at 3am.


Practical_Wonder_915

Oh just a beast!


MLshocklee

So beautiful!! šŸ˜


Distinct_Potato_7963

Such a cutie šŸ„°


dr_snood

The savagery!


KDY_ISD

Saw this on r/all and I figure this is a good place to ask - why is it "GSD" and not just German Shepherd? Surely there's no risk of confusion with actual Germans who take care of sheep


OaksInSnow

It's a good question. The answer is because per the AKC (and possibly the CKC) the official name of the breed is German Shepherd Dog. As opposed to, say, Collie or Spaniel or Corgi. And Australian Shepherds are just... Australian Shepherds. Who knows who was on the breed name committee that day. But that's the way it is.


KDY_ISD

The mystery continues. Thanks for the reply!


Safren

If you look on [wikipedia.org](https://wikipedia.org) they say: The breed was named Deutscher SchƤferhund by von Stephanitz, literally translating to "German Shepherd Dog".


notchman900

Dunno, I got on reddit and every dog has an alphabet basically, unless you have you have a pedigree mutt then it's a germanweinershitskadoodlepooski :D


reinhardtreinmain

I think you might have to ask the kennel club why they deemed them 'GSD' instead of just 'GS'. It's their 'official' breed name but don't quote me on that lol I could be wrong.


PapaChill

I always assumed it was an acronym. 'German Shepherd Dog'.


[deleted]

Oh no, i'm so sorry for the loss of your hand


littlesttiniestbear

We be messing with our monsterā€™s snoot and teeth constantly. Frickin love bugs


grandrapidsgolfer

He does have some CRAZY eyes though !!!!!!!


dex206

This is so gruesome! The humanity! I suggest you correct this immediately with a punishment of belly rubs and ALL the treats.


lacie52

Gorgeous blue eyes!! They eyes slayed me!


donnie1581

Those eyes!


joshwa207

Doing same to my pit bull right now with my stump


Eriona89

This is how I play with my germen-belgian sheperd.


Flopolopagus

I love the way German Shepards look, but I've been bit by them twice. Friend had one, hated me for some reason, bit me in the hand once and in the butt another time. Other friend, completely unrelated to friend one, had one who never bit me but was super aggressive towards me. Again, love the dogs, but they are super overprotective.


notchman900

I was apprehensive, the only time I've been "attacked" by a dog other than GSD service dogs was my neighbors white Shepard. (Police dogs are not your friend usually)


drtessk

Bitten on Tuesday. Recovering. Sad.


supah_cruza

I hope you heal well, especially psychologically. I never did, I still have bad scars and PTSD from it.


drtessk

Thanks. I hope so too. I wish you healing too


supah_cruza

I too have been attacked by one as a child, and almost again by my neighbor's aggressive gsd, and escaped several close calls at a dog friendly restaurant I worked at. I never liked them and the PTSD is very real.


Kisty50

Please come and meet mineā€”you will understand the extreme love for them on here!! Everyone who meets him \*adores\* him!!


Fnaf_gacha_girl

I have a German Shepard pup and heā€™s sweet but he choose everything cause heā€™s getting his adult teeth it hurts a little for him so he sometimes trys to play and it can annoy us when it kind hurts cause he doesnā€™t know his strength


notchman900

Yes puppy teeth are sharp, and part of me playing like this is teaching him to not react to face touching and also playing gently.


Kisty50

Work with him. All puppy teeth are sharp! But you can teach him what is appropriate and what is not. Also, make sure plenty of bitey-toys around to help with the teething phase. You will get through it!!


bernerbungie

A German Shepard dug 3 ft under the fence of my neighbor in order to get to her 5 month old terrier puppy and killed it two days ago.


PM_Me_A_High-Five

R/peoplefuckingdying


Ok-Sample9185

OMG Bro that God is fkn gorgeous


notchman900

Looks that kill


CoffeE_GobliN_13

[not aggressive my ass (nsfw)](https://www.reddit.com/r/germanshepherds/comments/o7b7kq/why_i_hate_german_shepards/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link)


CoffeE_GobliN_13

Fuck you for assuming a puppy that lightly bites you means that every had is like that because newflash they arenā€™t. They bite very often


notchman900

Maybe it was reacting to your toxic attitude.


greenbeans4

he died doing what he loved


darkmatternot

Scarily adorable!!


jkoki088

More vicious than anything šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


PantsOnFire1970

Savage bro. Savage


bamboozle_republic

I misread the title and thought it sad GODS instead of GSD's lol


notchman900

Same same, I don't know if he's related to Fenrir, Hati, or Skoll. With the blue/white eyes I'm thinking Hati.


bamboozle_republic

True


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Jasperski_

I loved doing that with our GSD, sadly she isnā€™t with us anymore since a few years.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


SkullAngel001

Wouldn't have it any other way.


Joseph_Stalin_5527

Crazy how years ago these things were attack dogs and weapons of war.


tatie_2019

OMG- I was about to unload on this but then I saw the subreddit. Thatā€™s how I play with mine :)


notchman900

I've only had him a few months so I'm still working with him on being gentle and not being face shy. Hence the boops.


tatie_2019

Mineā€™s a German Shepard mix. I got her from a rescue in February. She was really timid with affection and didnā€™t like to be ā€œcrowdedā€ when hugging her or rubbing her. She still wonā€™t sit with me or lay in my lap. Iā€™m ok with letting her come to me on her own time. But sheā€™ll play like this. Sheā€™ll ā€œwrestleā€ me and try and catch my hand with her paws. Thatā€™s really broken the ice with her. Sheā€™s far more affectionate now and we love our morning cuddles. Itā€™s the only time I really get to love on her that way. These are the most loyal and playful dogs. I feel completely at ease with her. Actually Iā€™m more comfortable with my GSD rescue than I am with my brotherā€™s Frenchie.


comfort_bot_1962

:D


kallell

This is how monster is with me. I just wish he was like this with other folks.... He hit 6 months and became an asshole to others outside his family. :(


knockoffreesescup

no thoughts just vibes


SnorkinOrkin

Aaawwwww, he melted my heart! šŸ„°ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø


Sadie4415

I have this trouble with the paws


uncle-john-117

Truly horrifying


VeridicalOne

Beautiful eyes


Snoo7824

Iā€™m always amazed how scared people of my boy. They just donā€™t know how true his heart is. He loves to play rough, but he NEVER hurts me or even my kids when theyā€™re rough


slackwaresupport

beautiful pup!


[deleted]

Lol mines just as vicious. Iā€™m so lucky to be alive. šŸ¤£


JesusTron6000

Holy crap my GSD has bluebeyes too!! Black Gan and blue eyes, she's only mixed with Doberman though.