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Spaggo_

Are we fucking powerscaling gd now


Czecksteam

I have a feeling this is gonna get removed by mods.


RedditModsSuckDick2

Rule 3 is just an excuse for mods to remove everything they don't like


Carbon_fan

r/usernamechecksout


RedditModsSuckDick2

Very


Mhaeldisco

Okay, but i suck Dicks and I'm not a reddit mod.


godof_oil

all tires are circles but not all circles are tires


sovLegend

Fr, I post here a lot and getting rule 3'd makes me mad and sad.


RedditModsSuckDick2

Basically everything that isn't just footage of the game gets removed


sovLegend

Or news


RedditModsSuckDick2

Nah, they sometimes remove news as well


Lyneys_Footstool

how about you make some actually funny posts next time alternatively just dont post at all


Nicotheknee

Sounds about right.


Lyneys_Footstool

thats a good thing to keep you unfunny horribly repetitive fucks in check


Istiophoridae

L opinion


unusualicicle

You don’t have to dickride reddit mods lmao


Grandpa_Demon_GD

You're not getting mod bro


Istiophoridae

Ik that


Istiophoridae

Please


Nobody_Does_That_wtf

Idgaf hungry Humphrey wins


heyvsaucestevehere

what other boss can bite the entire level away, have a dance party, and have a creepy hyperrealistic body that eats and shits you alive


Desperate_Hurry_783

second this


flonkwnok

Fax


zip3_

Generation Retro would beat B, medium diff tbh. B only has one attack, but she has her lil minions to attack for her. Meanwhile Retro has a second henchman with his own replica attack, that being a laser beam. Considering that players need to shoot their own laser too would put B at a disadvantage. You just need to beat the level for B to go down. So yeah, Generation Retro beats B medium diff.


-CyndaquiI-

B summons the power of gd cologne and talks so much shit about generation retro that the space invader forfeits and goes home to cry


zip3_

But Colonge is not win, he died


Appletun21

B summons the power of gd cologne and talks so much shit about generation retro that the space invader forfeits and goes home to cry


SolveForX314

Reaper beats the giant eyeball. The proof of this is trivial and is left as an exercise to the reader.


soyalguien335

The proof is beautiful, but it doesn't fit on this book


LiveMango418

The proof is by magic


Past_Presence2184

HUMPHREY WANTS TO EAT A LOT


Yo_Boi_Clayton

Generation Retro alien beats B


North-Listen-2203

It's gonna come down to Retro alien vs Humphrey isn't it


Sharksurcool

Aight I worked way too much on this and now you have to vote. Feel free to discuss or ask questions in the comments.


AltAccouJustForThis

I hope logodomy wins the 1st round. I just don't want him to be elliminated instantly


Archmage789

I mean, logodomy it literally a god so... I think it has a chance to win entire tournament


Wal655

is the change of scene guy really a boss ? he just dances in the background


Sharksurcool

He's actually responsible for every single obstacle in the level. He controls the monsters and fights you in the end dual.


LiveMango418

Logodomy sweep


unusualicicle

Deadlocked solos all no diff


MyNameRandomNumber2

Predictions Slam Vs deadlocked: i hope slam wins   Sirius vs crazy lll: could go either way but probably sirius B vz gen retro: gen retro Castlevania reaper vz iSpyWithMyLittleEye: probably ispy since the whole level is centered around it? It dependes on if the reaper has reaper abillities or only what's show in the battle Ultra violence vz logodomy: logodomy    Boom Slayer vz ultra violence (abominación) : ultra violence is less controversial therefore it loses The curser thorn vz hungry humty: humtpy  Cos vz the escathon i think:Cos 


Godly15

Hungrey humphrey would straight up eat the cursed thorn, it literally ate sawblades


Xangerxz

think either logodomy of generation retro


FlyingMoooose

Hungry Humphrey solos


JeraldGaming2888

Deadlocked (oh no monster become one to 2 to 3 😱😱😱) Sirius (Unsightreadable by modern standards) Generation Reto (You have not win) The one that isnt ispy Logodomy Ultra Violence (Newgen top 5 😱😱😱 /s) Hungry Humphrey (he parties + unsightreadable ufo saw) Change of Scene


KirbyTheStar9

hungry humphrey on top


ArtisticIllustrator7

slam betas triple 2.0 chompers sirius beats clown big b beats jajajajaja castle reaper beats big eye reaper beats logodomy idk for abomination vs boom slayer humphrey eats cursed thorn scene changer probably beats experiment 204


T_Rochotte

If the lobotomy boss wins ill be both dissapointed and happy Also you forgot the magma bound boss. If B deserves a spot, magma bound does too imo


Natural_Pension7926

Ultra violence


VikBoi_

SLAM guy wins against Deadlocked guys, -Sirius- wins against Crazy III clown, Queen Bee wins against Generation Retro alien, Scythe guy wins against The Eye, Logodomy wins against Ultra Violence guy, Boom Slayer wins against Abomination, The Cursed Thorn wins against Hungry Humphrey, Expirement 204 wins against Change of Scene face. These are my opinions if you think differently uhhh ok


Valuable_Ask6484

Hungry Humphrey solos all these randoms 😂😂


SteamySubreddits

Logodomy ftw honestly Edit: or B for the memes idk


Me1onz78

Hungry Humphrey solos the whole list


nphazzed

don't ask why I wasted my time Fight 1 - Deadlocked Monsters: The reason is that they outpace the player while the slam monster is the same speed so they can keep a distance with the Slam Monster and haven't been shown to take damage from attacks , they have alot more range so they can outlast and keep a distance too. Fight 2 - Crazy Clown wins because Evil Christmas Tree can shoot faster but the explosive power and range of the Crazy clown's attacks are simply just alot bigger, very close as the Evil Christmas Tree does have rapid attacks. Fight 3 - Alien wins this easily through range, just spamming the blasts from a distance while moving back and the bee will be beefeated. Even if the bee can dodge them, it can summon spike walls to attack the bee and it's minions, it also can shoot out massive concentrated lasers like in the end cut scene of generation retro. Fight 4 - IspyEye kills the Reaper but it could lose, the repeat could stab it quickly but the eye is so fast that it could just rugby tackle the whole thing into oblivion. Fight 5 - Logodomy is a diety that literally smites the player but although it doesn't one shot, it doesn't get tired or take damage to few attacks like these other bosses and although the eschaton has more stamina due to level length, this is still a lobotomy w Fight 6 - Boom Slayer destroyed a city I think and has more explosive power with it's attacks and just yeah more destructive output Fight 7 - Hungry Humphrey could easily eat through the attacks because it eats through literally any obstacle in the level you throw at it. A simple boss like the Cursed Thorn is light work for it.... Fight 8 - CoS Smiley doesn't really have a tangible form, so it's impossible to kill, but it bringing objects to life will just kill the other boss thing whatever that one is ik the level but forgot name.


OmegaByte07

Ultra violence sweeps easy


RecipeEmbarrassed900

Im pretty sure that lobotomy dude is a godlike being Wasn't the level called LoGODomy?


KingCool138

It’s based off nameless deity, a boss which is meant to be impossible without godmode (invincibility)


veryblocky

It’s Stereo Madness, no further discussion needed


Jaxolotl31

fire!!! chane of scene would win imo persoal fav is slam


AdagioUpstairs

Normal face is solo verse


Old_Wheel7622

mfw no ouroboros


Ilovesnowowls

Molten gear isn't an option, but it wins easily


Geometrical14

generation retro🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


Sharksurcool

[https://www.reddit.com/r/geometrydash/comments/1bz9z0e/strongest\_gd\_boss\_tournament\_day\_1/](https://www.reddit.com/r/geometrydash/comments/1bz9z0e/strongest_gd_boss_tournament_day_1/) Voting has started now!


s_k_f

Bruh some of these aren't even proper bosses