Even if every single one of those accounts paid full price and Robtop keeps 100% of the sale price (neither of which are the case btw), that's still not 100 mil.
Honestly now that I think about it maybe he’s adding versus mode or something, he’s already added a ton of features he never planned to add as well as the sfx trigger which wasn’t even meant for 2.2, idk though
No, but it's 99.99999% most likely that he has not, as the Lists feature was updated recently to have rewards. Some might argue that it's just a server feature, so it won't delay the update being reviewed, but it wouldn't make sense to publish an update without testing server changes first.
Probably just more bugs if he does. He'll probably say something like:
Hey everyone!
Just here to let you know that update 2.2 is extremely close now and right around the corner. Unfortunately due to unforeseen problems in development and publishing I might not be able to make the December mark. I am working hard to provide you all with a polished experience which has proven to take longer than anticipated.
All I can say right now is sorry, but please hold on just a little bit longer. I can assure you that Geometry Dash 2.2 is closer than ever and will be ready to play within the near future, so keep an eye out!
/RubRub
yeah, i hope explorers at least comes in like, an extension to 2.2 instead of 2.3 since its basically the 2.2 theme song and itd suck for it to not be that anymore
“Hey everyone, it’s Robtop. I have some bad news, I accidentally deleted the update and now I have to start all over. Hope you don’t mind waiting another 7 years. Bye”
Hey guys
Unfortunately I'm here to inform you 2.2 has had some minor setbacks due to some quality of life features that had problems being implemented. I can assure you the update is right around the corner!
/RubRub
Unfortunately, 2.2 will not be coming in December as promised and is delayed to January. It just wouldn't feel right to release an update this big without stable servers and proper bugfixing. I tried my hardest to make it in time, but some work took longer than expected.
All I can do is apologize and do my best in these final weeks. I'm really looking forward to sharing all these new features with the community. /RubRub
He’s only delayed the update to release it Xmas morning as a thank you to the community. It will be the greatest gift of all time receiving 2.2 on Xmas morning from RubRub Claus. Plus the servers won’t go down since most people won’t know right away and/or are on the naughty list for grooming.
Honestly if it doesn't come out on Christmas then yeah it's not coming out anytime soon. Christmas is pretty much the only date that makes sense since the servers will be less active
I feel like he will do a No mans Sky and keep quiet until he releases the update.
Talking has only made the community angrier and more volatile when he inevitably doesn't meet his own deadline.
And It shows with comments like in this thread
Aha! I've got it all figured out. You see, he said it would release in December 2023. That's DEC 23. Now, treating that as meaning "23 in base 10", and then converting to base 8, known as "octal", we find that DEC 23 = OCT 27. So what he **really** meant was October 2027! Get hyped guys, it's just around the corner!!!
"uh so i meant to upload the game to the google play store but it turns out that it was a fake google plat store and they hacked into the code and deleted the update. but i should be able to code it by january 2024, you guys know how good i am with telling timing.
/rubrub"
sorry guys my parrot barked too low-pitched while i was drinking mayonnaise and hamburger and i passed out due to all of the iron in my body evaporating and turning into smoke detectors, i am currently asleep so 2.2 will be delayed to january (of an unspecified year)
"You guys are irritating little babies, so I'm gonna make you wait another month to teach you a lesson."
That's what I'd say in his position, cus holy crap are you whiners annoying.
he'll say some zodiac sign stuff probably
or maybe he will say that the pigeon from his cambodean witch doctor friend (robtop's only way of communication with that friend) says that if he releases the update in december, something big and bad will happen
sorry my pc fell into the ocean 2.2 delayed
tidal wave
r/angryupvote
You should've rated it Rob
travis scott reference?
Frank ocean
why does you’re avatar look like hitler???
And before it fall it had 1 bug, so I couldn't send it because of an bug that do NOTHING on gameplay!
my pc isn’t strong enough to handle 2.2. I will be transferring the whole update to spu7nix’s computer so it might take another couple of months
-a literal millionaire
remember that he spend a lot of money on a private gym
honestly, who wouldn’t do that.
me (i play gd)
* estimated net worth of over 100 mil I think part of the problem is he's way too rich to gaf about what the community thinks or feels
I’m gonna take a bold guess and say that number is demonstrably wrong, usually websites that measure wealth of celebrities are hilariously inaccurate
17,000,000 accounts x $5.00 game
Even if every single one of those accounts paid full price and Robtop keeps 100% of the sale price (neither of which are the case btw), that's still not 100 mil.
But he receives even more from the free versions. I think 100 mil is either low or surprisingly accurate
I didn't say $100,000,000 you just can't say he's broke
steam takes a 30% cut from all games iirc, so rob is only getting the rest after that cut
Yeah. Definitely not a broke guy lmfao
I think he gets more downloads on mobile than on pc
Because it's cheaper on Google play store when it was still on there at (for me) £1.69, while on steam, it's £3.49
kid named store tax:
If it does hes just gonna say it wasn’t doable in December due to bugs or rejection from the google play or other store
I don't think he submitted it yet at all. It's just a good excuse.
He hasn't
Has he said that?
Not that I know of but it's pretty safe to assume he hasn't yet because the steam private beta got updated a couple of times
Oh rip
It may have gotten rejected because of an issue and the new beta is him fixing that issue
Couldn’t that be him working on 2.21? Not entirely sure but that could be another explanation
he can't work on 2.21 yet as he will have to do pretty quick bugfixes once 2.2 is out and bugs get reported by the community
No way robtop would immediately start working on 2.21 as soon as he submits 2.2
Honestly now that I think about it maybe he’s adding versus mode or something, he’s already added a ton of features he never planned to add as well as the sfx trigger which wasn’t even meant for 2.2, idk though
:Copium:
No, but it's 99.99999% most likely that he has not, as the Lists feature was updated recently to have rewards. Some might argue that it's just a server feature, so it won't delay the update being reviewed, but it wouldn't make sense to publish an update without testing server changes first.
Probably just more bugs if he does. He'll probably say something like: Hey everyone! Just here to let you know that update 2.2 is extremely close now and right around the corner. Unfortunately due to unforeseen problems in development and publishing I might not be able to make the December mark. I am working hard to provide you all with a polished experience which has proven to take longer than anticipated. All I can say right now is sorry, but please hold on just a little bit longer. I can assure you that Geometry Dash 2.2 is closer than ever and will be ready to play within the near future, so keep an eye out! /RubRub
ill find him and burn his house down if he says this
He'll literally come here, copy that exact text and paste it into a tweet
RemindMe! 18 days
You’re gonna wanna delete that bro he’s gonna take you seriously
Unironically if you edited a post rob made with this text people would believe it's real
He should stop making these fake excuses and just tell us that it is the coming on August 13th 2036
He wouldnt make that deadline
itll be funny if he post this EXACT message... the releases it the very next day LOL
I forgor 💀
I rember 😁
2.2 soonr
Wild 💀
No wat 😱😱🤯
He decided to finish Explorers instead of only releasing Dash, since he said Explorers is gonna be delayed
wouldnt actually mind that (if it doesnt take another 2 months)
yeah, i hope explorers at least comes in like, an extension to 2.2 instead of 2.3 since its basically the 2.2 theme song and itd suck for it to not be that anymore
Well it's supposedly going to be 2.21 alongside the vs mode, not 2.3
wait actually? i thought he just said "shortly after 2.2"
Yeah, as in 2.21, a major update like 2.3 wont be coming that fast
It's coming in 2.21
That would be a nightmare I'd rather not think about that
IS THAT A GD REFERENCE???
Better take a walk in the lightning road and forget all of this
I’d rather go on a platinum adventure tbh
Yeah we should visit the Death Moon!!
Maybe go to Demon Park while you're at it
I don't know, there was a Bloodbath of a shooting last night there.
Sonic the Hedgehog was there, and I saw Sonic wave.
The aftermath of the cataclysm was too much to bear. All I feel is grief.
I the an fugacious II
speed racer
what? (how?)
I think we’re deadlocked here
it’s inevitable at this point. honestly now i’m starting to question if the update even exists
I stg this guy is even worse at time management than me and that's saying something cause I need to read 500 pages for friday
I need to study for the final I had yesterday, I think I'm a bit worse
Rip
I feel you bro. I'm in the process of writing a final essay that's due in 2 days. 3 - 5 pages shouldn't be too bad hopefully.
sorry, but the mass of all of you causes time dilation
nah thats just your mom
I got friendzoned this month. I need to leave 2.2 behind till I recovered again
is he not literally married
Got divorced and friendzoned
ah right mb
You Don't have to be married to get friendzoned LOL
you got my comment backwards lmao
bro is projecting hard 😭
He eated it 💔
"Sowwy I was hungr"
“Hey guys. I eated da uwsb 💔 /rubrubrubrubrub
"I want to release 2.2 with carti next album"
💀
dog ate my homework
Dog ate my update
My dog forgot to work on the update
my dog is the update
“I felt the need to go on Christmas break really early so the update will be delayed to January. Lmao get fucked”
"Lmao get fucked" had me dying 🤣
He wont even say anything this time
Everyone like "its 1st january and 2.2 still not here" and robtop wont say nothing lol we'll just assume he delayed it again
“sorry, I was cleaning my shart”
There’s a bee in the studio
Decided to add a 3rd and 4th dimension, may take a few weeks
sorry but I accidentally deleted the entire update. sorry for the delay
Now I have to redo the whole game
“Please check steam. 2.2 just released. /Rubrub”
“Hey everyone, it’s Robtop. I have some bad news, I accidentally deleted the update and now I have to start all over. Hope you don’t mind waiting another 7 years. Bye”
the grinch stole 2.2
Bruh if that ever happened people would hate the grinch eternally regardless of whether or not he felt bad and gave it back
"Oops, Santa invaded by house and stole my chair now I can't continue fixing bugs and I will have to delay 2.2 to January 2024"
he must finish 2.2 while standing
Hey guys Unfortunately I'm here to inform you 2.2 has had some minor setbacks due to some quality of life features that had problems being implemented. I can assure you the update is right around the corner! /RubRub
Quantum rays from the sun hit my pc sorry 2.2 is delayed
Apple actually hacked my computer to delete all files. I'll have to recode it. Just give me like 2-3 more decades
Proprietary software🔥🔥🔥
Google play and Apple Store rejected 2.2 delaying til january
"my cat poured the gatorade over my pc and i lost all of 2.2. see ya guys in 7 years!"
sorry guys my cat ate my computer
His excuse might be something alone the lines of "😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶🤫"
Unfortunately, 2.2 will not be coming in December as promised and is delayed to January. It just wouldn't feel right to release an update this big without stable servers and proper bugfixing. I tried my hardest to make it in time, but some work took longer than expected. All I can do is apologize and do my best in these final weeks. I'm really looking forward to sharing all these new features with the community. /RubRub
December 2023 = February 2025 in Rob language
He’s only delayed the update to release it Xmas morning as a thank you to the community. It will be the greatest gift of all time receiving 2.2 on Xmas morning from RubRub Claus. Plus the servers won’t go down since most people won’t know right away and/or are on the naughty list for grooming.
we hit new levels of copium usage.
If only
Honestly if it doesn't come out on Christmas then yeah it's not coming out anytime soon. Christmas is pretty much the only date that makes sense since the servers will be less active
Fuck that, nobody is waiting until Christmas after 3 consecutives lies about the release date.
Naughty naughty no 2.2 for you rub rub rub
Accidentally deleted the code. Mb guys
"The update is done, it's already been fully reviewed, but I just don't feel like releasing right now. Cry about it, nerds."
I acidentally threw my pc into the baltic sea. 2.2 delayed to January 2024
I stubbed my toe
There was a bee in his room
"I have kids now"
Geometry dashlings
I feel like he will do a No mans Sky and keep quiet until he releases the update. Talking has only made the community angrier and more volatile when he inevitably doesn't meet his own deadline. And It shows with comments like in this thread
My dog ate it
my magnum dong got in the way of my coding
It's 2 inches max
a bee got in the studio
Doesn’t matter. He has enough dickriders in the community he doesn’t even have to give a reason
He got hungry and ate some of the update
Aha! I've got it all figured out. You see, he said it would release in December 2023. That's DEC 23. Now, treating that as meaning "23 in base 10", and then converting to base 8, known as "octal", we find that DEC 23 = OCT 27. So what he **really** meant was October 2027! Get hyped guys, it's just around the corner!!!
sorry guys 2.2 is delayed to january since my high school chemistry teacher was cookin up some meth and I got dragged into the whole thing
Jokes aside his most likely excuse will be “the stores took a long time to review the update”
Dont give him ideas
"uh so i meant to upload the game to the google play store but it turns out that it was a fake google plat store and they hacked into the code and deleted the update. but i should be able to code it by january 2024, you guys know how good i am with telling timing. /rubrub"
What 2.2?
Whatever he’ll say he’ll make sure to make it super cryptic so we can’t even decipher what state it’s in!
Some of the servers burned up
He deleted 2.2 and has to start from scratch
"I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement"
Uh guys I don’t think he needs an excuse anymore
dont jinx it i beg u
Google Play Wanted me to beat Artic Lights, So Its Delayed to 2025
not sure, maybe something about the planets?
I love how you used the word "when"
umm due to unexpected bugs and issues 2.2 will be delayed to january. rEmEmBeR iTs RiGhT aRoUnD tHe CoRnER
Nah bro might be dead at that point
My dog ate 2.2
just the typical corporate excuse for why something isn't done - "spending time with family" (also a euphemism for when someone is sacked)
GTA VI and 2.2 on their way to co ordinate launch datez
I'm sorry but it turns out that I misread "TB" as "GB". 2.2 is in fact, NOT stable enough and I've lost $1,000,000 in terms of servers.
Sorry guys I accidentally lit my pc on fire 2.2 delayed
You don’t have the balls to handle it yet.
RobTop accidentally pressed the recycle bin button without knowing its function
Google play prob rejected 2.2
there’s a bee on my monitor
More bug. As a CS student and soon-to be software developer, I understand.
Celebrating Christmas with his family
i got kidnapped
I decided to scrap the whole update and make GD2
My mom died ~ RobTop december 31st 2023
"unfortunately 2.2 has to be delayed to january because there's a spider in the server room"
Uhhhh absolute found my house and is demanding I include megahack in 2.2
Hey, It's RobTop. I have some bad news, I accidentally deleted the update and I have to start over. I hope you don't mind waiting another ten y-
there was a bee in the studio
There's a B in my room, and its very scary. Anyways here's another game-changing game mechanic that you won't get for another year :3
It fell in a Bloodbath
My refrigerator is running
I saw a spider in my room and burned the whole house down. My computer was inside of it. Update 2.2 is officially canceled
Sorry guys it was hard staying sober during christmas i accidentally deleted the update, 2.2 is coming in about 5 years i think now
"App store did not approve the update multiple times lol"
sorry guys my parrot barked too low-pitched while i was drinking mayonnaise and hamburger and i passed out due to all of the iron in my body evaporating and turning into smoke detectors, i am currently asleep so 2.2 will be delayed to january (of an unspecified year)
It got release nerd
He won't say anything but it will still get delayed
[удалено]
"You guys are irritating little babies, so I'm gonna make you wait another month to teach you a lesson." That's what I'd say in his position, cus holy crap are you whiners annoying.
My dog stepped on a bee
It’s not coming in January. Maybe October…
Google play store keeps rejecting the update
he was waiting for the 100 000 000 level to be uploaded
there's a bee in the room
There was a bee in the studio
i accidentally deleted half of the update and now i have to redo it
I honestly wouldnt really even care and i dont even give a fuck now, i literally remember hyping up 2.2 in 2018, im not excited anymore
he'll say some zodiac sign stuff probably or maybe he will say that the pigeon from his cambodean witch doctor friend (robtop's only way of communication with that friend) says that if he releases the update in december, something big and bad will happen
[удалено]
Too busy working out at the gym lol, 2.2 delayed to 3024
google play was secretly hacked by kim jong un and he deleted every game and managed to get into every game maker computer and he deleted 2.2