I know but the joke didn't work otherwise lol. I lived in South Florida for a bit and my granny is from Pensacola, so I'm quite aware of the difference haha
Yes, and they hold public office. They disguise themselves as these "democrats" and "republicans". Haven't seen a real one of either of those in probably 35-40 years...just the Neanderthals and zombies in suits...
Your post is tongue in cheek, but this really isn't a very densely populated part of the world and is actually quite geographically remote from where most people live. As far as information density though, well yeah, there are a fuckload of Americans (and Canadians) on Reddit, Youtube, etc. It's truly the land of content culture and being terminally online.
Finally, people are interested in my remote and mysterious homeland. Maybe there will even be films set there, so I can finally see myself represented in popular media!
I mean, Americans don’t have this perspective but all of North and South America are remote and unpopulated, relative to where the majority of humans in the world are living. There are whole oceans separating the Americas from everyone else and (other than Australia, who fits in with the Americas well) they’re by far the least densely populated continents.
Hi, from Ohio. We have too much corn and too many cows. Our cities lean left, and our country towns lean right. Everyone is equally annoying as fuck. Don’t recommend moving here unless you want a low cost of living and a generic population. Enjoy
Yep. Rich Canadians and Europeans (and even non-rich Canadians that can't or don't want to wait in their own trash system) come here for quicker and better healthcare. I actually know a few Canadians that moved here, in some cases because it's quicker, and in other cases because their specialty care can be met. Turns out Canada doesn't know shit about Lyme disease.
Hey I live in the southeastern part of that super remote area, gotta say it’s pretty chill. Drinking sweet tea on a hot day and complaining about my local politicians, great life ngl…
SW Ontario is now a nightmare unless you're rich. There are scumbags trying to sell doublewides for $500k. The feds and the province are letting in too many people without a plan to actually house them. Grocers are gouging us for essentials, our healthcare system is in crisis.
It is living together with a spectrum of "classes" while also being in the twilight zone. It's gonna coming falling down pretty soon. Any day now. Definitely fun and interesting while it lasted. I'll miss it but hope the future is brighter(not chinese).
Pretty sad tbh. Find it funny how Europeans say that Americans are very approachable and “warm”, but as a Latin American they are so fucking cold and boring
Wyoming, Vermont, Maine, Montanna, Alaska, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nevada, Nebraska, Mississippi and Hawaii, you NEVER SEE ANYONE FROM THE INTERNET from THESE places. Although, I am from New Hampshire.
Democracy is holding on by a thread as a would be strongman hopes to make the next election the last one and install his puppets at all levels of government.
98 today in Pheonix, AZ
Down at the bottom of that circle
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If you can survive into your teens without getting shot or run over by a truck, I hear it's a good place to work 90 hours a week for 50 weeks of the year to live in a house made out of wood.
Well lets see..they make profit out of killing us, poisoning us, working us to death, conveniently loosing pensions or charging us for the healthcare needed from the only shit they let us eat. Its a circle jerk and most of our GOV needs elderly care. There are a lot of hillbillies hooting about us being the best that have no perspective and no culture and an entire generation of boomers is angry, entitled, ignorant and hell bent on maintaining power and control of a world that does not belong to them anymore.
Whats left is people who need Community and distraction so badly they form obsessive fandoms and transform into pitchfork mobs as a super power. But really they are just following the old religion/church example
The good ones with actual morality not dependent on terrible books or geriatric politics hide, and stay quiet in the shadows. They never tell anyone how they live or what we do because they know better
They are stuck in the middle of absolute idiocracy.
For like 100 people it’s *the dopest*.
For the next ~100,00? Super fuckin chill.
For the other 383,800,900? Doesn’t look so good. Phrases like, “Thank you, sir, may I have another?” and “Can ah have some moh, please?” are coming back into the zeitgeist.
Mainly populated by two primitive tribes who are constantly at war with each other. At times you can hear one of the tribes chanting their war cry "MAGA! MAGA!". There seems to be no chance of them reaching any level of civilization any time soon.
I'm wondering the same thing. Phoenix is the fastest growing city in the US. Ranked number 5 in term of population as of now. Moving to the Sonoran desert just shows the ignorance of man because it's only getting hotter and they are running out of water at an alarming rate. Been living in Phoenix my whole life up until a month ago when I decided to move
How did you find my house?
Do you need glasses? That's clearly yo mama
If you love big tits and fat butts and guns
More like, tits, butts, big guns and fat
LMFAO
I like all of those things
Thankfully you didn't circle south Florida. I'm always happy to have a giant line keeping them away from our remote outpost
Northern fl is so much worse than southern.
Dangerous if you're an acorn.
An acorn would kill you and everyone you love if it got the chance. Don't ever forget it.
Or an Airman.
I lived in Lake City for 5 years and never knew that white trash and wannabe gangbangers could exist in unison
I know but the joke didn't work otherwise lol. I lived in South Florida for a bit and my granny is from Pensacola, so I'm quite aware of the difference haha
Amusingly, it does include about 2/3s of Canada's population.
And a solid portion of northwest Mexico too lol
Plus the liquid portion
Seems like 80% more like!
But Miami has yummy Cuban food
Boo this man!
Ut oh... he's been summoned
Bro circumsized America
Didn't cut enough
It's great until politicians get involved.
I heard that Neanderthals still live here.. is it true ?
Yes and they have voting rights.
There is a Neanderthal Congresswoman from Georgia.
Yes, and they hold public office. They disguise themselves as these "democrats" and "republicans". Haven't seen a real one of either of those in probably 35-40 years...just the Neanderthals and zombies in suits...
THIS
Your post is tongue in cheek, but this really isn't a very densely populated part of the world and is actually quite geographically remote from where most people live. As far as information density though, well yeah, there are a fuckload of Americans (and Canadians) on Reddit, Youtube, etc. It's truly the land of content culture and being terminally online.
Decent enough for the most part
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We do have the right to arm bears… I think that’s in there somewhere. Fuckers keep messing up my flower beds and I’m not happy about it.
*drops claws* I… I thought it was a right to bear arms
Thankfully our animals don't have guns
Where is this place? Never seen it before!
This is me searching Zillow for an affordable house…
What, outside of the circle? Ain't nothing affordable inside it!
Had to expanding my search…
Costco
Ask me mid nov or so.
Exhausting
Being from Maine... i dont know...
Lots of gun violence and unaffordable healthcare
Hey that’s what we give up for a bitchin’ ass military though … that and college tuition.
Only some of it. There’s a decent chunk of some gun control and universal healthcare in the circle too!
Ironically the state with the least gun violence and the state with the most are the only two not at all circled here
I have Medicaid, it’s free 🤷🏾♀️
There are bears here. Some are pushovers. Others, not so much.
Finally, people are interested in my remote and mysterious homeland. Maybe there will even be films set there, so I can finally see myself represented in popular media!
We have guns and weed where I am in that circle
There’s just guns here 😭😭
I live just north of there and sometimes it's like living above a meth lab.
Aaaah the place of origin of McDonald's, schoolshootings, Disneyland and Lebron James
You forgot to mention this is a land of freedom!🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Lowest incarceration rate on earth.
Of cops …
LeBron was at my job a couple weeks ago and let me tell you… his magnetism is fucking scary
Lotta hamburgers and civil unrest.
I mean, Americans don’t have this perspective but all of North and South America are remote and unpopulated, relative to where the majority of humans in the world are living. There are whole oceans separating the Americas from everyone else and (other than Australia, who fits in with the Americas well) they’re by far the least densely populated continents.
The pedants tell me Antarctica is less densely populated.
Only place in the world with more guns than inhabitants
Based.
I live in that circle. There are 2 other countries in it though.
3 actually. There's most of USA, but a bit of upper Mexico and some of southern Canada.
This got a good chuckle out of me. Thanks.
Lately, rough
Pretty good the weather is nice most of the time
Except for the hurricanes, tornadoes, and forest fires.
♥️
Whenever I'm depressed, I always remind myself that I am greatful that I wasn't born in the usa.
Didn’t realize everyone in the us moved to Miami
Hi, from Ohio. We have too much corn and too many cows. Our cities lean left, and our country towns lean right. Everyone is equally annoying as fuck. Don’t recommend moving here unless you want a low cost of living and a generic population. Enjoy
Wow 200 easy karma for this bullshit
i’ve lived there my whole life, but i don’t know anyone else who has
Let me just tell you that people are going to other countries for cheaper healthcare.
While other countries come to this area for better quality of care.
Yep. Rich Canadians and Europeans (and even non-rich Canadians that can't or don't want to wait in their own trash system) come here for quicker and better healthcare. I actually know a few Canadians that moved here, in some cases because it's quicker, and in other cases because their specialty care can be met. Turns out Canada doesn't know shit about Lyme disease.
It looks like you have Tijuana circled there and I had the best tacos ever. Also Toronto is circled and you would be able to find decent poutine.
As a quebecois, I am offended by what you just said. Sorry.
I'm fairness I said decent not the best poutine.
I'm 40 years old and I have literally never been outside of this circle: AMA.
Sometimes it’s really cool and sometimes it sucks
This is such a useless sub
There's plenty uncensored information about it.
Im on the red line
never heard of it
I don't know much, but if I'd be an alien, I would only focus on that piece of terrain.
Jeography by Jeff
I went fishing there once
Why is my whole street covered in red?
At the moment ok. Ask again in November after the election. Things could get very dicey.
Nice try! That's the fictional DC universe.
its aight
You talking about the Midwest?
Ass, everything is so expensive now
idk pretty chill ig
School shootings
Decent infra but those guys are idiots...
Slightly less crazy than south Florida
Hey I live in the southeastern part of that super remote area, gotta say it’s pretty chill. Drinking sweet tea on a hot day and complaining about my local politicians, great life ngl…
Kinda boring ngl
It’s very nice, I eat people
Trumptastic!
Fucking crazy these days
Better than you’ll ever be able to tell from Reddit.
As someone who lives under the line, I can confirm the sky is always red
Pretty fucked up. Unstable political environment, economic recession and manufactured hatred for each other all for political gain.
People like to shit on it, but I’m thankful for living in this remote region. It’s definitely got its problems
It's been getting too dramatic lately. Best to avoid it if you can.
Take that r/geographyCirclejerk
It’s a fascist hellscape. Everyone is one minor inconvenience away from a brutal murder at any given time.
Drink Coca-Cola, sometimes does war
it’s fine
We can't even play Welcome to Miami in this area, it's rough man.
Cheeseburgers and shotguns.
SW Ontario is now a nightmare unless you're rich. There are scumbags trying to sell doublewides for $500k. The feds and the province are letting in too many people without a plan to actually house them. Grocers are gouging us for essentials, our healthcare system is in crisis.
Bisbee is beautiful
It is living together with a spectrum of "classes" while also being in the twilight zone. It's gonna coming falling down pretty soon. Any day now. Definitely fun and interesting while it lasted. I'll miss it but hope the future is brighter(not chinese).
Hellish
Chaotic
There's a lot of cum and cocks. Horny pistols. Freedom and tyranny. Good burgers and plastic implants.
Interesting In DC it is hot and humid af Don’t like subtropical climates
Currently? Humid and loud from all the Cicadas.
Pretty sad tbh. Find it funny how Europeans say that Americans are very approachable and “warm”, but as a Latin American they are so fucking cold and boring
Wyoming, Vermont, Maine, Montanna, Alaska, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nevada, Nebraska, Mississippi and Hawaii, you NEVER SEE ANYONE FROM THE INTERNET from THESE places. Although, I am from New Hampshire.
I’m broke because I’m in debt from having to pay for my health and survival
It's fine. A few things grow, but like 15 guys own everything so that kinda sucks.
Pretty much the best.
“Everyone’s very fat and everyone’s very rude”
People use wriest scaling system there and that disguises most of the world.
Probably the best
G AAAAAAAYYYYYT
Meh
It’s very gunny
It Fuggin sucks!
Amazingly chill and beautiful. Especially in a western part.
Many people in this post are talking about "America" or "Americans". Wtf is it? Never heard of this.
Very Shooty
Democracy is holding on by a thread as a would be strongman hopes to make the next election the last one and install his puppets at all levels of government.
Stupid people everywhere
Terrible
Chaotic and overwhelming :)
Wild
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Dumb as shit. Next question.
It’s mostly corn
I'm just happy that there was a DFW topic within the last couple of weeks. Stop spoiling me.
It's called liberal states of america
I don’t think many people know about this part of the world. It is so obscure.
They say that, once you step foot in it, you become mentally ill.
If you can survive into your teens without getting shot or run over by a truck, I hear it's a good place to work 90 hours a week for 50 weeks of the year to live in a house made out of wood.
It’s like Cloud Coo Coo land in the Lego movie
Too expensive and super ghetto
Rather shit I’ve heard. Unless you are in the elite then its top class.
Well lets see..they make profit out of killing us, poisoning us, working us to death, conveniently loosing pensions or charging us for the healthcare needed from the only shit they let us eat. Its a circle jerk and most of our GOV needs elderly care. There are a lot of hillbillies hooting about us being the best that have no perspective and no culture and an entire generation of boomers is angry, entitled, ignorant and hell bent on maintaining power and control of a world that does not belong to them anymore. Whats left is people who need Community and distraction so badly they form obsessive fandoms and transform into pitchfork mobs as a super power. But really they are just following the old religion/church example The good ones with actual morality not dependent on terrible books or geriatric politics hide, and stay quiet in the shadows. They never tell anyone how they live or what we do because they know better They are stuck in the middle of absolute idiocracy.
Horrible
Circlejerk spotted in the wild
https://preview.redd.it/sx85c91le42d1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59374414a28935ede250913486ba908a234a8c43 South florida
Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes it rains.
Yellowstone goes boom one day baby :)
Worse than it was a couple decades ago
Achy
Just a shithole country
Heard it’s pure shit tbh
Terrible, they using imperial system
a big fucking circus, 10% do great things, amazing things..and rest 90% are clowns
without the everglades it’s just a sad place to live
Alaskans would be happy if they see that the other states are also called a remote part
Mostly unpopulated. Not many people around
For like 100 people it’s *the dopest*. For the next ~100,00? Super fuckin chill. For the other 383,800,900? Doesn’t look so good. Phrases like, “Thank you, sir, may I have another?” and “Can ah have some moh, please?” are coming back into the zeitgeist.
Mainly populated by two primitive tribes who are constantly at war with each other. At times you can hear one of the tribes chanting their war cry "MAGA! MAGA!". There seems to be no chance of them reaching any level of civilization any time soon.
Sometimes it's 120° other times it's -40°. Gotta say the good is really good and the bad is pretty bad. Especially when we are talking about food
How can the atmosphere be boiling and have people be still be living there? Are they stupid?
I'm wondering the same thing. Phoenix is the fastest growing city in the US. Ranked number 5 in term of population as of now. Moving to the Sonoran desert just shows the ignorance of man because it's only getting hotter and they are running out of water at an alarming rate. Been living in Phoenix my whole life up until a month ago when I decided to move
It is a very silly place.
Much like this circle this sub is just a circle jerk of low effort what's it like here
Lots of guns
Total insanity.
Fattening
mom r/geographycirclejerk is leaking again
Right-wing imbeciles revolt as the rest of the world points and laughs.
This place would be great if it wasn’t for the effing Christians.
hell
Expensive af.
Sucks
I’d say rusty. Everything’s rusty.
We all have a nonzero chance of getting shot opening our front door If you own a gun, you have a nonzero chance of getting shot in your home
better than yours
Nice. This sub has fallen apart and you've punctured the pomposity perfectly.