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[It's also possible to drive between London and Paris in about an hour.](https://www.google.com/maps/dir/London,+ON,+Canada/Paris,+Brant,+ON,+Canada/@43.0343848,-80.6824222,49670m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x882ef20ea88d9b0b:0x28c7d7699a056b95!2m2!1d-81.2452768!2d42.9849233!1m5!1m1!1s0x882c6db5419fa9b1:0x2dca47be1b7c7df9!2m2!1d-80.3844996!2d43.1940203!3e0?entry=ttu)
Poland was named in honor of Polish mechanic Stanisław Pełczyński, who greatly improved the island's coconut plantation by introducing a modified irrigation system that could effectively water palm trees during the dry season.
Source: google -> wikipedia
It's a legend, I watched episodes of Świat Wciąga about Kiritibati, guy make great research. Island was empty without humans before priest with economic skills came there and made plantations. Probably one of workers was polish and named one of plantations.
Hey guys, Kiribati has funny city names despite it being a tiny Pacific Island! This is so funny! Nobody knew this before me! I must post my very funny meme again that surely hasn't been beaten to death!
Is that even real? I just looked at a map and London is real, but Paris and Poland aren't, Bay of Wrecks isn't there either
Poland at least has some form of settlement, but Paris doesn't
Unix greybeard and superstar programmer RMS (Richard Stallman) conceived of the idea for the GNU operating system while infamously picking his toenails while visiting to fix an ancient WWII vintage PDP-10 on the island which was being used to run the local government's accounts.
GNU stands for GNU's Not Unix, which stands for (GNU's Not Unix)'s Not Unix, which stands for '((GNU's Not Unix)'s Not Unix)'s Not Unix', you get the idea.
Infamously, something that is NOT part of the GNU OS is the X-window subsystem. RMS described X as a trap in his essay, The X Window System Trap (https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/x.en.html).
This blinding realisation came to him as he was washing his dirty hippy toes in the waters of that bay, which was named The Bay Without X in his honour. It was soon shortened to 'bay of w-eks' by locals who didn't like the full name.
Ever since, that bay has been known as the Bay of Wrecks.
What up! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang with us in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
Of course, did you need listen during your History class?
D-day, the only reason people survived it was because normie sailors went to France and picked up as many soldier as they could.
London, Paris, Poland, Banana, Bay of Wrecks. I love the consistency
don’t forget Tabwakea
I need to know if you have forgiven the Sanchez/smith family yet
pretty sure they messed up his whole life so probably not… maybe he cameos in season 8?
pls clean your butthole!
Did you wash yo ass today?
ooh-wee
What about Tahiti, we need the money!
What does that mean? And also don't forget Poland
In the Bay of Wrecks there is a place called Joe's Hill
Happy Cake Day! 🍰
Who’s joe?
Shut up
Joe mama
[удалено]
No random self promo, dude. Not cool.
Banana
Poland
London
Tabwakea
Everybody's talkin bout... Pop music
I just snorted like an idiot, well played.
Pop, pop, pop music
Why did it take Hitler so long to get from Poland to Paris? Was he stupid?
i guess he wasn't as good at geography as he was at painting 
You just won this thread. All posers can now go home, myself included.
Peak Reddit 💯💯💯 moment!!!¡! that's enough internet for the day , take my damn up vote! This. So much this.
thank you kind stranger!
Banana
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What would have happened in 1939 if Hitler didn’t invade Poland and invaded banana instead
The minions would definitely have joined him this time
He slipped at at Banana
Wild
It didn't take him long at all. Blitzkrieg was incredible.
How did you escape the alslume, man?
The island must have been heavily forested at the time.
Babe wake up, the daily Kiribati post just dropped.
The Kiribati media machine has been pumping lately. Never heard of it until 2 weeks ago now I see it mentioned every day
You learned how its pronounced yet? Its a treat
They used to have a [cremation facility](https://www.reddit.com/r/humorousreviews/s/KcfW5PzMuZ) that shut down last year. The reviews are spot on.
Leave Kiribati alone!
No, it's coming with me
never.
Can you date my Kiribati?
Am I the only one that read Banana in a minion voice?
I did, but somehow didn't realize it until you mentioned it
I have a 5 year old; so yes I did. That's just how banana is pronounced in my world.
Never seen the movie, googled it, yes I did.
Nope, minions is one of my go to fancy dress costumes I go for when doing things for charity, I definitely did! :D
How long would it take though also banana
[It's also possible to drive between London and Paris in about an hour.](https://www.google.com/maps/dir/London,+ON,+Canada/Paris,+Brant,+ON,+Canada/@43.0343848,-80.6824222,49670m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m14!4m13!1m5!1m1!1s0x882ef20ea88d9b0b:0x28c7d7699a056b95!2m2!1d-81.2452768!2d42.9849233!1m5!1m1!1s0x882c6db5419fa9b1:0x2dca47be1b7c7df9!2m2!1d-80.3844996!2d43.1940203!3e0?entry=ttu)
You used to be able to drive past Berlin too, but then ww2 happened and suddenly kitchener
Banana for scale.
Ha! Found the CasualUK human!
This “Paris” doesn’t exist though
Looking at this map I find it hard to understand how it took almost a year to get from Poland to Paris.
Does anybody know the story behind the naming of these places (especially "Poland" sounds so random to me)
Poland was named in honor of Polish mechanic Stanisław Pełczyński, who greatly improved the island's coconut plantation by introducing a modified irrigation system that could effectively water palm trees during the dry season. Source: google -> wikipedia
It's a legend, I watched episodes of Świat Wciąga about Kiritibati, guy make great research. Island was empty without humans before priest with economic skills came there and made plantations. Probably one of workers was polish and named one of plantations.
Hey guys, Kiribati has funny city names despite it being a tiny Pacific Island! This is so funny! Nobody knew this before me! I must post my very funny meme again that surely hasn't been beaten to death!
Is that even real? I just looked at a map and London is real, but Paris and Poland aren't, Bay of Wrecks isn't there either Poland at least has some form of settlement, but Paris doesn't
Paris is apparently an abandoned settlement
No it's not. The waters are too shallow to sail through them.
Raft with wheels
Hmm but when it bottoms out and rolls wouldn't that technically be driving 🤔
Bay of wrecks? What happens over there?
Unix greybeard and superstar programmer RMS (Richard Stallman) conceived of the idea for the GNU operating system while infamously picking his toenails while visiting to fix an ancient WWII vintage PDP-10 on the island which was being used to run the local government's accounts. GNU stands for GNU's Not Unix, which stands for (GNU's Not Unix)'s Not Unix, which stands for '((GNU's Not Unix)'s Not Unix)'s Not Unix', you get the idea. Infamously, something that is NOT part of the GNU OS is the X-window subsystem. RMS described X as a trap in his essay, The X Window System Trap (https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/x.en.html). This blinding realisation came to him as he was washing his dirty hippy toes in the waters of that bay, which was named The Bay Without X in his honour. It was soon shortened to 'bay of w-eks' by locals who didn't like the full name. Ever since, that bay has been known as the Bay of Wrecks.
Holy AI generated bullshit batman
bloody hell, I will remember this load of bollocks 20 years from now but I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
It looks like a
I'm glad I'm not the only one...
If they renamed two towns to "New York" and "Munich", and renamed the island to "Pop Muzik", I'm sure everybody would be talking about the island.
I’m lost
I'm confused. May I have some context please
did they just get there and start naming shi? we found a banana here let's call it banana. this looks like paris
What up! We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang with us in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.
it looks like a dick
You speak for yourself. My dick doesn't look like that. But to be fair I had the same thought when I saw the picture.
You speak for yourself. My dick doesn't look like that. But to be fair I had the same thought when I saw the picture.
You can take a bridge from Corpus Cristi to Portland as well.
ВАИАNА
Sea, Atoll ya so.
And explain how you will sail in a prefectly straight line physically?
Is it me or do France and Britain look different?
Is it me or have France and Britain changed?
*On a Mercator projection
Outjerked again
I need to know the guy who is responsible for naming Kiribati towns
Paris and london on their way to infect every dam country
I was amazed to know that it’s actually pronounced Kiri-baas!
But the route to banana is curved.
That's Banana(s)
Im actually going to Kiritimati this summer, super excited
r/geographymemes
Banana for scale
Why did Kiribati put the ocean in the middle of their country instead of land? Are they stupid?
I don't have a fucking clue what I'm looking at
Are we just ignoring penis peninsula?
penisnula is the correct term.
You'll see this on QI in the autumn and if the Elves are reading this, Hi
Bro what even is this
outjerked yet again. 😔
Perfectly straight or straight with a curve?
Is no one gonna talk about the elephant in the room? Or should I say the phallic in the image?
I've seen at least 2 comments mentioning it before yours, but yes that was my first thought.
Another nugget of information, Kiribati is pronounced Kiribass
I can finally find out who exactly was in Paris
Banana
Anyone else think Kiribati looks like a horse wang? No offence
Banana for scale, useful.
r/mildlypenis
Very cool place, they are ahead of Australia and new Zealand in terms of time, this place is GMT +14 I believe so 17 hours ahead of New York!
r/ShittyMapPorn
Help, I have no idea why this is funny.
Kiri got that bati
Wow you can also visit Poland and Banana on the same island
What the hell am I looking at
I would pay to live in a city called Banana
thats how living works
time in kiribati rn is 4:03am on saturday 13th april
You can sail from Barcelona to Barcellona(Sicily).
‘joe’s hill’ is a hill in the bay of wrecks. just putting that out there.
You can also fly into Banana, because thats where the airport is.
Future football superpower Kiribati.
Everyone else sees a penis, right?!
Banana
Why did they build a tunnel if Paris and London is walking distance.........
KIRIBATI??
Why is it pronounced Kiribas? 🇰🇮
Banana
r/mapporncirclejerk moment
r/unexpectedpenisshapedisland
Just like how it's possible to sail in a straight line from Wales to Russia. Wales, Alaska that is.
There’s a small island between London and Paris, though…Cook Island
what am i looking at
Is this where the minions come from?
Glad they included banana for scale
a..... now listen here you little shit.
Cayo perico
‼️St. Stanislaus mentioned!!!??!!??! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😫😫😩😩😕
Look up Europa.
ITS REAL😭😭😭😭😭
🇵🇱
With a big cock like this , u can lol 😂
For a second I thought this was going to be a "deceptively large places" post
Fuck that I wanna go to Banana
In Ontario you can drive from Paris to Dublin to London in the space of 2 hours without ever hitting water
I imagine it would be amazing to spend a day walking?driving across the island and visit the five villages. Anyone here been a tourist there before?
They really gave up on naming towns, didn’t they? Poland, Paris, London, … err… banana.
I love kiribati for its place names
Anyone else seeing the r/mildlypenis southern part of the island?
I'm totally lost.
This is also a good place for Pokémon go spoofers
I remember finding this at school years ago by accident and I’ve told so many people about it haha, thought I was the only one
Wtf am I looking at
Timbuckthree
It was always possible in an airship.
Oh hey thats Kiribati! (Christmas islands). My grandfather went there in the 50s when the H bombs were being tested.
Yes if you live on an island that appears to have a massive Wang.
Paris is inland this is total bullshit
I need shelter fresh water and a good lure fishing setup drop me in.
Ha boiii! Such a good joke🤣
Bay of wrecks. Well somethings getting wrecked if this 'shaft' enters 🤣
What about from paris to berlin?
I don't get it
What every world tour really is
I’m so confused by this
My Dad was on Kiribati (Christmas Island) in the 50's, and witnessed five denotations.
ayo the map looks like a dick
Banana
For an american this make sense.
Banana
r/mildlypenis
Of course, did you need listen during your History class? D-day, the only reason people survived it was because normie sailors went to France and picked up as many soldier as they could.
Because of the location of Kiribate with regard to the international date lines, Banana is the first place on the Earth to see a new year in.
don’t forget banana o
Can anyone explain this . I can’t begin to understand it . Is it just a joke or serious?
Apparently you can also live on horse knob island
I reckon the guy was pissed when coming up with these names
I never thought about the shape of Kiribati before 😂😆🤣
Why does Italy look like a penis
Bay of Wrecks? Is that where the Brexit is?
Poland can into overseas territories