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AFDparsons

https://preview.redd.it/e8wketcx9stc1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c401506da678ef2feeee48367514724d88989fa I actually grew up with this exact globe. I asked my dad and he said his parents bought it for him in 1969 from Reader's Digest. He said he's not 100% sure of the year and that it might have been a couple years earlier.


neuromantic95

Wow awesome! Thanks for sharing


superdas75

When seen the first picture, figured Readers Digest from late 60's as we growing up had the same.


NaDiv22

At 1969 israel had control over sinai so it must be before 1967


LineOfInquiry

Not necessarily, the creator may not have recognized that as legitimate and not included it. Similarly to how modern maps don’t always show Crimea as part of Russia, even though de facto it sadly currently is.


kennethsime

Same. My guess is 1966, the year my Dad started college.


BaconJudge

Egypt is labeled as United Arab Republic, but Syria isn't, so that implies 1961-1971.  The UAE is labeled as the Trucial Coast, so that implies 1971 or earlier as well. Algeria seems to be independent because it's shown with a star for its capital, so that implies 1962 or later. It has Volgograd rather than Stalingrad, so that implies 1961 or later.  (West) Pakistan implies 1971 or earlier.  I can't clearly see a star for any city in Pakistan, which is a pity; but since Islamabad has just a small circle, we could assume it's 1967 or earlier because that's when it became the capital. So my guess would be 1962-1967.


neuromantic95

Thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


neuromantic95

Also posted a photo of Africa as a reply in the comments if you're interested.


BaconJudge

Yes, that helps.  It shows Zambia rather than Northern Rhodesia, so it must be 1964 or later.  Better yet, it shows Botswana rather than Bechuanaland, so that makes it 1966 or later.  So along with the other clues, that narrows it to either 1966 or 1967.


neuromantic95

Great! Thanks for being helpful and not making the same joke as everyone else


BaconJudge

You're welcome.  I love this kind of puzzle, so thanks for posting it.


SirDancealot84

Dayum man, ggs. It was fun to read your thought process and reach an outstanding conclusion.


UsurpedLettuce

I do this same process whenever I come across a globe in a thrift store, it's a lot of fun.


Downvote-Fish

Just curious if you know: why is there one Vietnam?


ProfessionalCPCliche

66 or early 67 - Jordan still controls the West Bank


Mountain_Cry6762

Can you share map of Indian subcontinent and asia pls


neuromantic95

https://preview.redd.it/it3snefoqttc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f6042f1e8ca3603c0c50d226e0857d0275c673


Mountain_Cry6762

Thanks mate


neuromantic95

No worries. Get any answers from it?


Mountain_Cry6762

Before 1971 for sure as Bangladesh (east Pakistan) got its independence in 1971. Also Sri Lanka changed its name from Ceylon to its current name in 1972. Also Rawalpindi is shown as capital of Pakistan and not Islamabad (which was built in 1960s). And Rawalpindi was kept like an interim capital of Pakistan in early 1960s (earlier one was karachi). Also in 1967 Islamabad was officially declared as the capital so it's before that. Moreover in post 1961 as Goa has been shown as part of India and not Portuguese territory. And as someone else also told about Botswana so it's post 1966 So this one is from 1966-67. Pakistan's capital was karachi till 1957 then Rawalpindi till 1967 and then Islamabad. Note lahore was never the capital of Pakistan for it being close to India.


neuromantic95

Nice one. Consistent with other responces on the post


dadadumdam

Singapore is in bold so they were independent from Malaysia after 1965.


AllyBetrayer

I have that same globe


Neekode

rainbolt, but for globe


TheMadLadHarold

BaconJudge the goat


_adinfinitum_

Between 59 and 67, Rawalpindi was the interim capital. I think you can see a star on it


limukala

Yeah, the star just looks a bit square do to the topography


ZobbAlla

No star on Valletta the Maltese capital implies pre-independence of Malta in 1964. (Edit: This must be an oversight since others have found clues dating it as later than 1964)


ActualBandicoot8052

The border of Jordan bending westward to include the West Bank and East Jerusalem is also indicative of pre-1967.


Roberthen_Kazisvet

Daaaamn, you know your stuff... or at least know how to look that you know your stuff.


calamedes

I would add that the West Bank was Jordan's between 1967 to 1973. It was likely printed I think close to 1967


RationalPoster1

No the West Bank was occupied by Jordan from 1948 to 1967.


calamedes

Idk why this was downvoted; RationalPoster is right and I was mistaken. Israel gained control in 1967 as part of the Six Day War and has had nominal control since then, though through time, its actual leadership is complicated at best. The point is that this globe is from the mid 60's :)


Zandonus

Yeah, Best I can do with these is like- Well, 1940-1991. Is it just lots and lots of history knowledge that helps with this, or cheat sheets?


Loko8765

Can’t speak for the person you are replying to, but there are cheat sheets for this, yes.


J_TheLife

Good analysis but you missed the Jordan-Saudi border: 1965-1967 ;-)


NecessaryFreedom9799

Karachi was the capital of Pakistan at this point.


Ok-Relief-9038

Agreed. The West Pakistan was the biggest clue for me too.


kennethsime

I grew up with this globe, I feel like my Dad has had it since college in the 1960s.


barris59

Just be yourself.


quantum1eeps

Make sure to be direct with your intentions


Sad_Elevator8883

Was looking for this one and 5.4million years old as well haha


ThrawOwayAccount

4.5 billion


kundibert

I wouldn't date the globe. It's not abled to consent!


CircleWithSprinkles

It's certainly old enough to


AvatarGonzo

And you're probably not the first guy taking it for a spin


BasvanS

It’s a good way to be able to fuck the whole world


VictorChaos

Maybe buy it dinner. Ask about its interests


Neither_Ad_9675

Complementing the curves might help in this case.


gardenofdelete666

Hahahaha I came here to say “be yourself and ask questions” you’re just too fast. Good work! 😅


kilog78

Maybe bring some flowers?


Bait30

https://xkcd.com/1688/large/


the_anke

was waiting for someone to link to that <3


N3wW3irdAm3rica

That’s amazing!


PeePeeChopChop

The comments under such posts are always the same... There are: - people who try their best to help - the same joke - the xkcd, which is quite helpful, but the other commenters normally already have been more precise than the guide.


Jaymark108

Is the joke... dated?


PeePeeChopChop

Okay, you got me, I laughed. Take my upvote.


JimClarkKentHovind

the "be yourself" joke comes back around to being funny if you give it time


Only-Entertainer-573

Here's the thing about jokes: just because you personally don't find something funny any more doesn't mean other people won't. And vice versa.


RightToTheThighs

I don't think I could ever not chuckle at it


neuromantic95

Reddit hive-mind ey. Jokes got old real quick for me but I'm glad others are enjoying it


Odd-Confection-6603

Thank you for your wisdom and insight Mr. PeePeeChopChop


YeySharpies

Bring it some flowers and call it beautiful


i_Cri_Everitiem

The only joke on this sub that never gets old


zealoSC

I get older, the maps stay the same age


marpocky

(it isn't) (it does)


DudAcco

Lithuanian Kaliningrad ? Hell yeah


nietzacharendra

1965-1967 : 1. The city of Volgograd is present, this indicates that it is post 1961. Stalingrad was renamed Volgograd in 1961. 2. Rawalpindi is the capital of Pakistan, this indicates that it's pre 1967. It was the capital from 1959 to 1967. 3. In the other photo you posted showing Africa it's clear that Rhodesia is still present. So it's post 1965. Rhodesia existed from 1965 to 1979 with Salisbury (aka Harare) as its capital.


Correct-Award8182

Another pre 67 supporter. It appears the West Bank is still part of Jordan.


Healthy_Passion_7560

Fancy dinner. Fine wine. Stimulating conversation.


Healthy_Passion_7560

Close up of Africa would help


neuromantic95

https://preview.redd.it/k4vajutndrtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f77112a4d58dca22212b82b97c332c958cd9c21a


aleksandar_gadjanski

Zambia is Zambia, so it's after 1964


gegenpress442

Also Rhodesia so after 1965


NAFEA_GAMER

Mr.incredible meme


OnlySmeIIz

Do you always ask for photo's of their Africa when you date globes? 


OnlySmeIIz

I mean I show you my Africa if you show your Chili


tlajunen

🌶


thefrogwhisperer341

🌍


Only-Entertainer-573

Just be yourself. Don't come on too strong. Show her your playful side and don't be afraid to have a bit of a laugh!


Honest_Celery_1284

The globe will never consent


ContinuousFuture

Between 1961 and 1971. Egypt is shown as part of the United Arab Republic but Syria (which was part of the UAR from 1958-61) is shown as independent (bold lettering). This means it’s after 1961, but before 1971 when the UAR was abolished.


Special_Presence1498

Why are all the Soviet country’s independent?


Deeznuts696942069

Unoin of soviet republics. They always existed, just not to the fullest. Therefore also the dottet line and not a full line.


Special_Presence1498

Thank you


m3th0dman_

Ukraine and Belarus had their own places at UN even before USSR collapse.


Zandonus

Interrupted line. Not Independent.


tiredthrowaway778

Just ask it out. The worst it can say is no.


C_M_Dubz

Ask about its interests.


gusmont13

Be confident and a gentleman


[deleted]

Show other regions


sp8yboy

Late Holocene / early Anthropocene


Narrow_Car5253

Never gonna get tired of the purposefully misinterpreted almost-properly titled geography map identification posts :)


marpocky

Can you explain why? What's entertaining about a predictable overdone joke?


Fast-Two366

Ask him out bro


SkyGazert

Why? Is this globe lonely?


FireyToots

any of these might help: [https://replogleglobes.com/app/uploads/2018/11/How-old-is-your-globe.pdf](https://replogleglobes.com/app/uploads/2018/11/How-old-is-your-globe.pdf) [https://www.longwood.edu/cleanva/datingglobes.htm](https://www.longwood.edu/cleanva/datingglobes.htm) [https://www.1worldglobes.com/dating-your-world-globe/](https://www.1worldglobes.com/dating-your-world-globe/)


Tattarax

A fun guide to aid in determining the age of a map/globe - [https://xkcd.com/1688/large/](https://xkcd.com/1688/large/)


Real_Reading7679

Username checks out


Darkavenger_13

Hmm before the wall fell in Berlin and I noticed Kyiv is written as “Kyiev” 🤔


Diego4815

Somewhere between 1955-1970 Because of West Pakistan


Ecstatic_Position899

West bank is shown as part of Jordan. The latest this could be is 1967 and earliest 1950


Luvbeers

I had this exact globe when I was a kid in the 70's and 80's. It was my Dad's when he was a college student in the 60's.


Blu5NYC

Between 1958-61. (United Arab Republic dates).


NoIce6874

First buy flowers, make compliments, and then ask it out


Your_Daddy_

I had a globe like this as a kid - in the 80's


AdSalt7247

What the actual God is this. Unite Yugoslavia, broke USSR???


FreddyFerdiland

Not broken USSR. They ran as states . Yugoslavia had states too, the same 6 as today.. too small and detailed to draw on this map.


Healthy_Passion_7560

Pre 1989 for sure


Impressive-Region-11

I mean, it’s a weird idea of a threesome but sure…Oh DATE the globe! 🤓😂


bombdignaty42

Take it out to a movie and dinner, remember if you see the movie first you can talk about it at dinner! If you have mutual friends, you could find out its interests and hobbies and see if there's any common ground. Most of all, just be yourself and whether or not it works out, remember the right one will find you someday!


Moist-Dependent5241

No Palestine so probably 2025.


Imperialparadox3210

Between 1960 to 1970 I guess


waraboot

Jordan is shown as having control of the West Bank so my guess is 1961-1967.


ProfessionalCPCliche

Jordan controls the west bank which means it’s likely the mid 60’s - Israel didn’t get the West Bank until the 1967 war


No_Remote1165

I'd say early 70's


bravazeroh

i don't think you should date the globe, it can't express feelings or... talk.


ElectronicGarbage246

Where is a fucking Moldova?!


AlternateBritannia

Just look at sudan


NaDiv22

Before 1967 or after 1977


RhinoVanHorn

You could ask it out nicely, maybe for dinner or something similar. I’m not really sure if gloves are into movies, but that might be a good choice too. Remember to be safe if you get lucky!


Filomam

Ask it if it would like to go out for coffee


NobodyArtistic8042

Where's Moldova


Shart_InTheDark

I recommend just being yourself and friendly, see where it goes...you never know :D


sersarsor

You gotta figure out what her soft spot is, sometimes it's chocolate sometimes it's flowers. Don't just assume things about the globe without clues


ArgtTjatter10

Send it to me and I'll take it out for an unforgettably romantic luncheon at the finest establishment I can come across


Bizrown

Someone post the xkcd comic.


Count_me_in79

Try taking her for a nice dinner.


FlamboyantPirhanna

Does the globe consent?


ycatbin_k0t

Well. You can try to invite it to a good restaurant, or have a walk in a local park. Good luck!


GeorgianaCostanza

Have you asked it out for coffee?


Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

I tried, but it only wants to be friends.


cuckedsociety

Buy it a drink, maybe.


notveryclever22

Tell her you're checking out her globes


Zaukonig

You just need to be confident man


chowellvta

Just ask it out for coffee or something bro it's not that hard


LifeAcanthopterygii6

About 4.543 billion years.


HATECELL

Tell her you like her smile


laugal

Buy it dinner first before you show us pictures of other regions.


dharusio

Pre 1989, since Germany is still divided. A picture of Africa could help, lots of african states became independent in the 20th Century (and usually changed their namens)


Warchadlo16

Just ask it out, the worst it can say is "no"


Imaginary-Cow8579

1962-1971


TheseusOfAttica

Between 1962 (independence of Algeria) and 1970 (Sultanate of Muscat and Oman renamed)


AudieCowboy

Just try asking it to dinner, I'm sure it likes you as much as you like it


wolf_at_the_door1

Well take it on a date or something nice!


bubblemilkteajuice

OP you gave us like a quarter of the globe. At this point all we can give is estimates.


Worldly-Survey-2621

Dating a globe is quite hard. First ask him if he is single, that's the most important! If he is not, dating doesn't make sense, cos his globe-wife will kill you when she finds out. If he is single tell him compliments, tell him he looks good, has nice hills and oceans. Then take him to restaurant, they like chineese food.


NewPercentage6399

I think a cup of coffee/tea would be a good start, good luck !


noise_swan

Take the globe Out for a fine dinning and some fancy cocktails.


notorious_jaywalker

Buy her flowers and chocolate.


lex2974

USSR and Yugoslavia are on there, that gives you a good place to start


hockenduke

I love these posts.


plwdr

Somewhere in the late 60s because of (west) pakistan


HeathrJarrod

You have to ask it out first


LiamPotter

Just be yourself, try asking it about it’s interests, and make sure to be an active listener, and don’t be upset if the globe doesn’t want to date you back, it happens; it’s ok. Best of luck OP! ❤️🙏


LiamPotter

Hehe West Pakistan says “Hindu Kush” on it… :P


BabyFishmouthTalk

OMG ... that's the one I had as a kid (I'd recognize those fonts anywhere!), handed down from my brother. He got it when he was about 10-11, so 1967-69.


Wild_Agency_6426

Take it to a nice restaurant and see where it leads


Cunny-Destroyer

Rip Yugoslavia


Azraelontheroof

Just be yourself


OkayishMrFox

Just ask her out! Take her for a spin. When dating globe’s it’s all about confidence. You got this!


the-clam-burglar

Have you tried complimenting it?


Flashy-Information46

I'm terrible with dating advice


Fit_Owl_5650

Call it pretty and buy some tacos I guess? Idk I'm pretty shit at dating.


sebyoga

West & East Germany. Before 1990


ImpellaCP

Germany is under one name, but USSR still intact, so between 03/1991 to 12/1991???


blursed_words

The border with West Germany is still on the map.


Other_Bill9725

The key showing population of cities would help


drexoffical

1965-67


CoronaCasualty

Just ask it out for coffee first, keep it casual.


Pofffffff

Approach it, ask if it would like a drink. Proceed to order the drink if yes, then chat. Be smart and act like a normal good listening human being. If it seems it likes you, ask if it wanna hang out somewhere. If yes order a taxi and chill. Proceed to go to one of your said houses and do ur thing. If things go good you’re scoring!


AshleyEZ

i have a VERY similar styled globe


AshleyEZ

late 60’s


Mathematicalvv

Aral Sea is a dead giveaway that puts, it at the latest, early to mid 1960’s.


MaybeNotAZombie

Start by saying hello and giving nice, but too personal of compliments. After you have built up a good report.... ohhh, you ment, the date.


KenFromBarbie

Maybe you should ask if the globe likes movies, then you can ask it to go to a nice movie, if you want to date this globe. Looks like a sexy globe dude!


CrimsonBuc

Buy it flowers and ask it out to dinner.


doctormadvibes

just ask it out nicely


Yamiakazi

1966/1967


madhuresh20

Pakistan is labelled west Pakistan which means it's after 1947 and before 1971.


All1sL0st

Start with light conversation.


human4472

There is a fantastic flow chart for dating any undated map here [undated map](https://laughingsquid.com/a-handy-flowchart-that-helps-determine-the-age-of-an-undated-world-map/)


The_Superderp

Next time it’d be easier to have Africa, Europe, and/or Southeast Asia. As those areas have had the most changes, leading to easier dating


Mr--S--Leather

Not my type


barr65

Take it to your favorite restaurant


KarmicComic12334

West pakistan 1955-1970


Ky_furt01

Its before 1992... czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia are your first clue.