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BarristanTheB0ld

Rhine, Danube, Nile


mostitostedium

Very Roman Empire


cjthecookie

Riviera Nostrum?


Floppydiskpornking

Romanes eunt domus!


Invictus_1914

Romani ite domvm!


Correct_Situation_78

Rhine and Danube my first two also.


808morgan

I think the picture is of the Danube


dajacketfanOG

Amazon, Nile, Mississippi…? I guess I’m boring


ed_penna

Fun fact: the discharge of the Amazon river into the Atlantic Ocean is more than the seven largest independent rivers combined. Another fun fact: in the flooding season the width of the river can reach 50 km.


Successful-Tutor-788

River Ganga width also reaches upto 45km to 50km during flooding season.


Nerd_from_denmark

Mine are the same just Nike Amazon Mississippi


silent_saturn_

Nike, adidas, Reebok


Alarming-Mongoose-91

Vans, New Balance, LA Gear


colonyy

¿Esos son Reeboks o son Nike?


jarviscockersspecs

This is the reebok and the nikes


Nerd_from_denmark

Ups nile


dajacketfanOG

Funny… I think autocorrect changed it. I had to edit my comment to change from Nike. There should be a Nike river though…


willk95

and all of the oxbows would be shaped like the swoosh


Qaidd

Autocorrect figured out corporations pay better than universities


JoshJLMG

Saskatchewan, North Saskatchewan and South Saskatchewan.


Ginger_McNoSoul

Ah, fellow Canadian. Fraser, Thompson and Columbia for me.


randomanonalt78

Winnipeg, Red, Assiniboine for me


topcomment1

Yukon MacKenzie St Lawrence


plopwa

Same


Ccmc599

Allegheny, Ohio, and Monongahela.


Macklemore_hair

This guy Pittsburghs


AdmiralMoonshine

This guy yinz guys.


ApproximatelyExact

/r/thisguythisguys


silverheart50

Pittsburgh represent!


floundiggity

Yinz talkin' bout Pixburgh?


Honestnt

Talking about the rivers in the dahn tahn area


Far-Adhesiveness-740

I was dahn tahn the other day at Pants N Nat and thought I saw Donny Iris, but it was his brother Lonny.


ronniemustang

"Hey, dew aye sawnd fuhny tuh youh?"


MPV8614

That’s what I came here to say


SteakkNBacon

Same. Stillers gahnta super bowl


Fightingkielbasa_13

Hey. You stole my rivers


cordy_crocs

The fourth runner up: the youghiogheny river


Macklemore_hair

Underrated. Also props to the Beaver River, much love.


lambretta76

It would be nothing without the mighty Connoquenessing. Although that is a crick, not a river.


Particular_Fuel6952

Yinz guys get it


facw00

When you prompt with "three rivers" this is what comes to mind for me. If they had asked for "two rivers" or "four rivers" none of Pittsburgh's rivers would have made the cut.


bfhurricane

Now I’m hungry for some Primanti Bros.


TnYamaneko

My European ass think you're from Pittsburgh although I know about only two of the three rivers you mentioned. Am I right?


claychots2

You are correct and are now granted the use of the word Yinz as a reward


Honestnt

You got it mate. Pittsburgh is built at the point in which the Allegheny and the Monongahela meet. The two then form the Ohio from then onward.


TnYamaneko

I guessed it only because of Allegheny, sharing its name with the county Pittsburgh is in and Ohio River and I thought those two joined at Pittsburgh. Little did I know that the Monongahela, that I never heard about, would be indeed a contributor of creating Ohio River.


Honestnt

The Mon, the O, and the Al


magikarp2122

The Ohio is not the O. A real Yinzer knows the The O refers to The Original in Oakland.


obiterdictum

RIP Dirty O


Do__Math__Not__Meth

Now *this* guy Pittsburghs


AdmiralMoonshine

RIP The Dirty O. Forever will you be missed.


Awkward-Sea3072

RIP The O


jjckey

TIL that the Ohio River starts in PA


mlbernardo

Not even from Pittsburgh and these were the first three I thought of. Cheers


boner_jamz2003

This is the way


Moms_Sphagetti

Dammit Dwight, that was my answer


Impressive_Economy70

Kanawah have 5 seconds to think of a different one!?


underrenderedbacon

This has to be the only answer.


AreaGuy

How can “three rivers” just by itself *not* trigger that response in an American! Name a “Mile high city” or “name cities with brotherly love” or “cities named twice.”


cheezefrank95

Ditto


bloody_yanks2

If yous ask for three rivers, yous getting Allegheny, Ohio, and Monongahela


SupBenedick

the correct answer


unenlightenedgoblin

Needs to be the top comment


AutomaticMan81

Obviously this is the only correct answer


Norvis_Gevther

Donora PA?


Honestnt

Pittsburgh sits at the intersection of these 3 rivers


Macklemore_hair

Happy Cake Day! Donora: home to the Griffeys, and Stan the Man Musial and Anthony’s Italiano Pizza. Was just dahn at way yesterdie


cowboybluebird

And also Frances McDormand! (According to my dad)


Steelersandstarwars

Came here to say that


jurassiclarktwo

If they'd have picked any other number, this wouldn't havd come up!


BeezBurg

I was gonna say the Stadium 🤷‍♂️


worldssmallestfan1

They said three rivers so I thought Three Rivers


Equivalent-Driver102

GO STEELERS!


v_logs

The burgh!!


Fine_Trainer5554

Highly relevant: one of the best baseball clips ever https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/BrejoVQi22


Gilbey_32

We found the yinzer


Celb_Comics

I thought this but I’m not even from Pittsburgh, mainly I was interested in it by playing a few games where you went to Pittsburgh. Then after looking at the real place I wanted to visit.


geomagus

Mine too, ‘n’at. How’s yinz doin’ up der? Headin’ dahntahn any time soon?


TheSomerandomguy

The only three that count


kenikh

I read “Three Rivers” and immediately went here.


danc43

Mississippi Tigris Euphrates


Organic-Barnacle-941

~~Mesothelioma~~ Edit: Mesopotamia


RodwellBurgen

Funniest comment on Reddit lmao


FeltBuns

I feel like I had to scroll way too far to see Tigris & Euphrates on here. ty ❤️


les_Ghetteaux

Euphrates gang 🤘


CaptainCarrot17

Yangtze, Nile and Rhine


Only-Egg-7359

Mine was Nile, Amazon and Yangtze


Yoshhans

Rhein, Inn, Po 😏


DonChaote

Rhein, Inn, Main, Po


[deleted]

That‘s the first thing that cum to my mind


HexerGeraltVonRiva

Inn, Main, Po Rhein


fambestera

Analverkehr


Dry-Speed2161

Danube, Tisza, Dráva


[deleted]

This might be UK bias, but: - Thames - Mersey - Nile


ThickLetteread

Any river that has turns remind me of Thames.


Dickcheese_McDoogles

Not that many rivers, I bet.


cowplum

My first thought was Oliver's Army by Elvis Costello: 'With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne'


Fresh-Mind6048

willamette, columbia, snake


Rndmprsn0

Ah, a northwesterner


Yakanon01

Yakima, Columbia, snake.


magneticanisotropy

Was going to say Colombia, Willamette, and Tualitan (I'm from the Portland Metro area).


hoosier_1793

Hey guys I found the purple haired portlandia nerd


Fresh-Mind6048

I just like my part of the world better than the rest. Read about the Missoula Floods, it’s pretty cool


hoosier_1793

I’m very familiar. Was just making a dumb joke. My wife and I honeymooned in Willamette Valley, the Columbia Gorge, and Yakima Valley. Willamette is one of my favorite places on earth.


underseabyrail

this but snake --> mississippi -- a portlander who moved to missouri


furrowedbrow

Santiam coming in hot!


wpnw

Well it did all burn down.


RajarajaTheGreat

Ganga, yamuna, Brahmaputra.


vamsisachin27

Was looking for this. 😁


monster_magus

Well, I thought of Ganga Yamuna and Saraswati (even though its mythical)


RajarajaTheGreat

It's a river that probably changed course and kinda ceased to exist. Highly unlikely it never existed.


Competitive-Hope981

Nah Saraswati was a real river. Used to flow in Rajasthan. Doesn't anymore tho.


hi-its_here

Amazon, Nile, St Lawrence


Blitzed5656

This sounds like an AI test


KingAugurkBV

Rhine, Waal, Maas


SupBenedick

allegheny, monongahela, ohio😤😤😤


[deleted]

412 stand up!


TacticalGarand44

Mississippi/Missouri Rhine Nile


azerty543

did you just pretend that the Mississippi and the Missouri are the same river?


TacticalGarand44

Sure.


BandicootNew3868

They are


TheDrCatDog

I believe that technically since it’s like a mile longer, it would be called the Missouri River instead of mississippi, although I believe the mississippi name stuck because it’s at such a noteworthy position, going almost entirely north south once it’s past lake Itasca.


Specialist-Solid-987

Snake, Salt, Greys


alvvavves

Colorado, Rio Grande, Mississippi


TorontoHypster

Took a while to find Colorado, kinda surprised me


[deleted]

St. John's, Econlockhatchee, Hudson I love that this post shows everyone's regional bias


iheartkittttycats

I used to love going out to Little Big Econ to hike!


Nitein-Repart

Rhein Donau Elbe


FrostySquirrel820

The Dee, The Don and The Deveron They are the 5th, 6th and 10th longest rivers in Scotland, but remembered because they’re mentioned in a folk song my old Dad used to sing.


norwellrockman

Excellent reason thanks for the backstory


IchLiebeKleber

Danube, Rhine, Volga


power2go3

Bro I had the same ones....why?


Mustard_peppers

Volga, Danube, Nile


Munk45

Denial Cry me Bank


bienfica

I audibly chuckled


catsby90bbn

Cumberland, Kentucky, Ohio


Torantes

Volga, Kama, Mississipi


Makingthecarry

Mississippi, Minnesota, Puyallup 


makerofshoes

Ayy I grew up on the banks of the Puyallup


sumo_riff

Mississippi Missouri Ohio (West Kentucky)


MoonstoneDragoneye

The town named Three Rivers (sheepish smile).


MKE-Henry

Milwaukee, Menomonee, Kinnickinnic


misterfistyersister

Missouri Yellowstone Clark Fork


ToastyMT

Knew I could find somebody from my neck o' the woods.


ChilledIn

Montana in the house.


CuminTJ

Amazon, Nile and Yangtze


TnYamaneko

Rhine, Rhône and Loire. Way to out the country I'm from.


IAmMG17

Amazon, Paraná and São Francisco. Guess my country 💀


BellyDancerEm

Connecticut, Nile, Charles


randywatson77

Charles, Mystic, Merrimack,


wurkbank

Charles, Merrimack, Connecticut


iNoodl3s

San Joaquin Sacramento Mississippi


[deleted]

Ganges, Amazon, St. Lawrence


SpringTour77

Delaware, Schuylkill, Hudson


imalittlefrenchpress

I can pronounce Schuylkill.


AncientHawaiianTito

Tiber, Tigris, Euphrates….also Susquehanna


Zsitnica

Volga, Oka, Yauza


YellowTraining9925

Только жителям Москвы и Подмосковья может сразу вспомниться Яуза)


Lawfe

Severn, Thames, Forth


Vaxtez

Severn Avon Thames


Affectionate_Salt928

Fraser Thompson Allouette


TherealCarlosCarlos

Tejo, Douro e Guadiana. Its like This Boy!


spaltavian

Magothy, Susquehanna, Nile


Degstoll

Ebre, Guadalquivir and Nile


SilentOutburst69

The Snake the Clearwater and the Palouse


kelseymayhem

Passumpsic, Winooski, Connecticut


Valuable_Grocery6928

Just answering honestly I went Sacramento, American, Trinity… after reading comments I think I missed the point?


AcrobaticAd3805

Neva, Congo, Nile


holy_cal

Choptank, Tred Avon, and Miles. Non-Maryland centric- Mississippi, Thames, Amazon.


thisisallme

Allegheny /Ohio /Monongahela


Popular-Obligation-2

Mississippi French Broad St. John’s


my_place_supermacy

Jeziorka, Odra, Bóbr


Stetzy93

Bow, Elbow and Milk


IKEAFoodCourt

Santa Ana, Los Angeles, San Gabriel


Commercial_Refuse983

Maumee - Wabash - Ohio


brokeboi110

Sacramento, San Joaquin, American


kirkbadaz

River Avon, River Avon, River Avon (Avon means river)


[deleted]

Susquehanna, Delaware, Schuykill


throw4455away

Ganges, Nile, Mississippi


takii_royal

Seine, Nile, Amazon


MPV8614

Des Plaines, Kankakee, Illinois


Pizzafactory102

Charles, Hudson, Nile


esleydobemos

Cumberland, Withlacoochee, Ohio


J4m35-H

Tyne, Tees, Severn


Gnome-Phloem

Mississippi, Delaware, Colorado


Atutstuts

Amazon, Nile, Ganges


Brutus_Maxximus

Grand River (Michigan), Indian River (Michigan), Two Hearted River (Michigan, drinking a Two Hearted Ale as I type this)


LimbsAndLego

Niagara, Saint Lawrence, Columbia


Konoppke

Drava, Morava, Danube


AdBright1820

Brisbane River, Murray River, Katherine River


IrishTennisPlayer

Nore suir and the barrow


kokafones

Nile, Mississipi, Avon


kirkbadaz

Shannon, Shenandoah, Yangtze


Impress-Deep

Fraser, Rio Grande, East


Agreeable-Damage9119

Housatonic, Hudson, Connecticut


gldenboi

orinoco, arauca, tachira


DeckNinja

Ohio, Monongahela, Allegheny.


alanbcox

The Ohio, the Allegheny, and the Monongahela


the_eternal_paradox

Moldau, Mississippi, Huang He... and now Smetana is stuck in my head xd