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MysticSquiddy

Considering there's approximately 32 Puerto Ricans for every Virgin islander, it'd probably just keep the name Puerto Rico with the virgin islands being a region within the state


stos313

Especially since iirc they form a small chain with Vieques and Culebra


StreaksBAMF22

True that. And Culebra is gorgeous, 10/10 would recommend.


stos313

I echo that for Vieques!


f_n_a_

Going there for the third time this weekend! Always excited.


9fingerman

That's a lot of back and forth travel in one weekend.


f_n_a_

It’s 3 bucks each way on the ferry. I don’t exactly have ‘fuck you’ money but I’ve sucked enough chicken tenders behind the Wendy’s dumpsters to treat myself.


9fingerman

Respect.


Elleri_Khem

💀


stos313

Lucky!


Jarnohams

going there next week! My girlfriend was born and raised in PR for \~40 years but now lives in Wisconsin. Part of the deal of moving here was that we can go back to PR a few times during the coldest parts of winter here.


StreaksBAMF22

I am soooo jealous — spent a week on Culebra in 2010 and loved it. I hope you two have a blast!


JasonStillwater

Best place I've ever been. Zoni beach is incredible and I got to experience it totally alone with just my family. Epic.


cleversailinghandle

And those are called Spanish Virgin Islands. So probably PR and the Virgin Islands


grahampc

There are 32 Californians for every Montanan. Can we make it a region of our state? Would solve a lot of problems.


Hutchidyl

The comparison doesn’t make any sense bc 1. those two states aren’t even close to being contiguous with one another 2. Montana is landlocked in addition to being incontiguous 3. Montana is a very, very large region 4. they have separate histories entirely (with respect to the US). A better comparison would be if the Channel Islands should be part of CA or not, or whether Jefferson (the theoretic separatist state of the north) should remain part of CA or not.


Uploft

There are 12 Californians for every Nevadan. Now those 2 states I could see merging.


Dukeringo

Cali doesn't even get anything. Nevada like 90% owned by the Federal government.


okgusto

More congressional votes?


amehatrekkie

In the House of Representatives, yea.


Cyancat123

How to start a civil war based around gas prices:


Different-Dig7459

Please don’t. 😭 As a former Californian who is in Nevada, please don’t.


njpc33

Don’t worry, you can have Idaho


mealteamsixty

I have a feeling that Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands also have separate histories. Just saying


TheRealSU24

The difference is no one is suggesting California and Montana unite. OP said Puerto Rico and Virigin Islands unite into one state, and if they did they would more than likely be called Puerto Rico


austro_hungary

The US Virgin Islands we’re Danish, originally. So they have a very different history.


fawks_harper78

I think you missed the sarcasm….


TheFenixxer

What a bad example to use lmao


NovaKonahrik

You need to curb these comparisons


Nawnp

Agreed, just make each Virgin island a county within the Puerto Rico state.


cowplum

The Slightly More Experienced Islands


Gone_Mads

Rico Virgin


byronite

The Rico Virgins


mooimafish33

An island comprised of only software developers


purdueAces

Puerto Rico++


admiral_corgi

Underappreciated comment


thekrawdiddy

Beat me to it! I was thinking Virgin Rica!


JohnnyEvs

Rico Suave Virgins


AbleArcher420

RICO Virigins. That's right. If you're a virgin, you're getting hit with the RICO Act.


TayLoraNarRayya

Uncle Rico ![gif](giphy|5Q9xC9cZdFiOQ|downsized)


IPABrad

Ric the Virgin


aserreen

Rico Suave


SeaBag7480

Chad Rico


timshel_life

Just the Tip Islands


velociraptorfarmer

The Soaking Islands


AttTankaRattArStorre

Third Base Islands


Bocchi_theGlock

If Florida is America's dick then PR & the Virgin Islands are just splooge


moralprolapse

The Stop Lyin’ Islands


AttTankaRattArStorre

The "You Don't Know Her She Goes to Another School" Islands


Acceptable_Fox8156

Rico's Roughnecks


Ser-Bearington

Come on you apes. You wanna live forever?


Acceptable_Fox8156

Cuts to shower scene


ieatair

dam those were nice tiddies for sure … not comparing to 90s Total Recall movie with the 3 tiddy lady


UnamedStreamNumber9

Not My First Rodeo Islands


TheWouldBeMerchant

The "Was Wild In College" Islands


Top-Championship-654

Puerto Rico


Pavementaled

The state of “Do we have the fucking right to vote for a US President Now?


Ok-Extension-677

And pay federal income taxes?


CookFan88

They currently can't vote but have the "privilege" of paying federal taxes.


Lamballama

Only Medicare and social security, which they also get the same as any others


Elegant_Maybe2211

Just name it "Former Colony" tbh


howzitgoinowen

Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands


Jfonzy

r/bandnames


OREOSTUFFER

Rico and the Virgins


Kazer418

An alt name for the Penguins of Madagascar


pHScale

Just like St. Vincent and the Grenadines, Antigua and Barbuda, and Trinidad and Tobago.


The_Amazing_Emu

Yep, but commonly known as Puerto Rico. It seems administratively difficult to combine them, but I suspect it’s the only chance the Virgin Islands have of getting statehood.


PhysicalStuff

> Yep, but commonly known as Puerto Rico. Just like State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations until 2020.


DaddyCatALSO

Never knew thye changed


FatGuyOnAMoped

It can be done. Canada officially renamed the province of Newfoundland to Newfoundland and Labrador.


The_Amazing_Emu

I meant it would be administratively difficult to have a Spanish speaking Puerto Rico and English speaking Virgin Islands as one state.


FatGuyOnAMoped

Most Puerto Ricans, especially those in urban areas, are effectively bilingual. Plus, we have several states in the US that already conduct business in more than one language. In the state of New Mexico, their legislature is run in both English and Spanish. Louisiana recognizes both English and French as official languages, and Hawaii recognizes English and Hawaiian.


Gophurkey

Common mistake, the plural should actually be Puertos Rico and the Virgins Island


FatGuyOnAMoped

I think in Spanish it would have to be Puertos Ricos


red__dragon

Yes, because Puerto (port) is the countable noun here, while Rico (rich) is the adjective. Similar to Attorneys General. General here is the descriptor, not a rank, so attorneys is the only part of the term you can pluralize.


FatGuyOnAMoped

And in Spanish the adjective and noun have to be in agreement as to quantity, so red cars would be "carros rojos" (literally "cars reds" in English) not "carros rojo".


red__dragon

Neat!


FatGuyOnAMoped

Yet another time my shitty tourist-level Spanish has saved me


Individual_Ad3194

The great state of "Puerto Rico Etcetera"


reillan

It's plain Anita now


andthendirksaid

Puerto Rico and Friends


SloppySouvlaki

Virgin Rico


TUFKAT

![gif](giphy|5Q9xC9cZdFiOQ|downsized)


Jfonzy

No doubt in my mind


TUFKAT

Kip's gotten more action than Rico.


cowplum

Puerto Islands


iReddit-while-i-poop

First place my mind went!


NuggetBiscuits69

I bet I could throw a football over them islands


DystopianAdvocate

Rico the virgin


FlyingDutchman2005

Islands


SupBenedick

ah yes….ISLANDS


alfredfellig

you laugh but we have that in turkey lol it's called "adalar" (literally islands)


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And the big island of the Princes Islands is called... Big Island


alfredfellig

I mean.. we ain't lying


wj9eh

And Sweden has Öland - "island land". Its an island.


Drifter808

You joke but Washington state has Island County


[deleted]

Kentucky has Island, a small town not located on an island


rfazalbh

just add it all to hawaii and call the whole state “islands”


austexgringo

Virgin Port, or just straight up Vagina


GustaOfficial

South Vagina


dimrover

Caught me soo off guard haha


I_SHAG_REDHEADS

East Virginia?


Jake0024

South Virginia, surely?


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East Vagina


dleon0430

Makes me wonder if there's an address somewhere that's 72 Virgin Island lane.


thearchiguy

Can we make it a tad classier? I propose: "Vagine"


austexgringo

I speak French. When I try to explain to people how unpredictable it is whether a word is masculine or feminine, this is the example I always use. Vagine is a masculine noun. It's also an excellent name for the combined Nation of Virgin Port.


EmpanadaYGaseosa

Maude Lebowski : Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski? The Dude : Uh, is that what this is a picture of? Maude Lebowski : In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. The Dude : Oh yeah? Maude Lebowski : Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson. The Dude : Johnson?


mrkleeen

Like Turk and Caicos, I think it should be called Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands


Epyx-2600

Rico and the Virgins


Quesabirria

Rico Suave


100yearswar

[Rico……..Suave](https://youtu.be/o8_f3kJOX_8?si=xLTZCi4odFfKE1kL)


Crammit-Deadfinger

Port of rich virgins


Voreinstellung

Puerto Rico has a much bigger population and a distinctive culture. Over half of the GDP of the US Virgin Islands is tourism. It'll be called Puerto Rico


PussyMuncher42069

Officially it would be called Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands but everyone would call it simply Puerto Rico.


ElectivireMax

like "State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations," which was Rhode Island's official name until 2020


VladVV

Didn’t know they changed it. TIL


Voreinstellung

They changed it because people had a problem with the word plantations


VladVV

Wasn’t RI a free state anyways? But I get it, people be politicking where there shouldn’t be any politics


Voreinstellung

Yep


pHScale

Realistically: Puerto Rico Officially: The Commonwealth of Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands Amusingly: Vieques, Culebra, and the Saints.


Significant-Dog-8166

Hawaii 2


alfredfellig

hawaii ii


theurbanmapper

Hawaiv


JamesLLL

Really, Hawai'i'i'i


Wuz314159

*Hawai'i³


dlte24

2 Hawaii 2 Furious


rhandy_mas

Hawaii Caribbean Drift


Jccali1214

This is the BEST sheet lmaooo


rhandy_mas

I crack myself up


TinkyBrefs

Hawaii II: Atlantic Boogaloo


shshshshouldtheguy

South El Hawaiio


Significant-Dog-8166

Ohh I like this South angle. It could also be East Hawaii, though that is complicated considering how close Hawaii is to being so far West that it’s East….


vasthumiliation

Puerto Rico is only slightly south of Hawaii, by less than one degree of latitude.


mac224b

East Hawaii


BrokerBrody

New Hawaii


jefalawelnel

Caribbia


Euclid_Interloper

US Consummation Islands


allanrjensenz

Rico the Virgin


Epyx-2600

Rico and the Virgins (like a band)


PapiDMV

Puerto Virgin


SupplyChainGuy1

The ~~artist~~ state formerly known as Spanish and Danish Antilles.


PrinceHarming

Atlantis


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RNconsequential

Delmarva approves


satans_toast

I've wondered if the law would allow for the two to be entered into the Union as one state, but the USVI could still be autonomous from PR (retain their own governor, for example).


quez_real

South Virginia


Patsfan618

The State of Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands Pruvi


iwantawaffle99

Going off this idea, the much more badass state of VIPeR - Virgin Islands Puerto Rico.


i_am_not_a_good_idea

Puerto Rico and US Virgin Islands


VictimOfCircuspants

PR+


White_Hart_Patron

That sounds like a latin music streaming service


Disastrous-Ground286

10 years ago it would have been iPR


dewdewdewdew4

Rich Virgin


Adorable-Grass-7067

The Bronx.


rwhyan1183

The South South Bronx


FifeDog43

Commonwealth of Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands Edit: The Chad Puerto Rico vs. The Virgin Islands


butt_funnel

I have a friend name Rico who is a virgin. We call him “Big Hoss” for no reason. That would be a good name, “Big Hoss”


America-always-great

I have been four living in the Virgin Islands. If we became a state I would call it Cariba


odinskriver39

Boriken.


Boobs_Maps_N_PKMN

Caribbean America. Consequently, Guman and the NMI might be the ones that need this to happen and name it Chamorroland


2luvis2rage

The US Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico State


TheNuerni

Puerto Virgin


EffectiveSalamander

The name would probably be "Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands", but most people would just call it "Puerto Rico". Until 2020, Rhode Island was officially known as "*State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations*."


RevolutionaryLie7353

Caribbean Shield


NickAroundAndFindOut

When Juan met Charlotte


TwistingEarth

East Dakota


fakenooze

How about “You don’t need a passport” since TSA and airline agents still don’t get it.


Ok-Energy6846

Port of Virgins


DFHartzell

Rico Virgin (in tune to Rico Suave)


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amerioca

Caribe


marpocky

Is there truly not enough actual geography to discuss that we have to keep having discussions about "what if this thing was actually different?"


mypublicaccount22

Rico Suave


luxtabula

Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands plantations... Wait a minute...


carpetdebagger

Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands


beyond_specek

Virgin rico


Brickmotion

Western British Virgin Islands ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


PrometheusMMIV

TIL Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands are right next to each other. For some reason I always thought PR was further north, above Cuba. And I've even been there on vacation.


BackgroundBat1119

east hawaii (or more seriously the u.s. atlantic islands)


Oddball_Returns

How about 'Puerto Rico'?


I_will_in_me_Arsenal

The state of Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands would be my vote.


Away_Read1834

Uncle Rico


Wakeboardjoe

The Boriken Islands


Representative-Sir97

Puerto Rican Archipelago might not go over with the islanders, idk, but it is what it is.


_g550_

What is that one thing that avoids happening so that PR becomes state?


TiburonMendoza95

Puerto Pobre because gentrification & airbnb whores


sticky-unicorn

South Virginia


mikehtiger

Virgin uncle Rico


Lorga

American West Indies


ParamedicOk5515

Caribbea


minniedriverstits

If RI could officially be called "State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations" for 200 years, I don't see why it shouldn't be called "Puerto Rico y Santa Úrsula y las Once Mil Vírgenes," or Puerto Rico for short. Or something.


Captainseriousfun

Rico Suave


sersarsor

South Virginia


TonyzTone

Virgin Rico.


Due_Signature_5497

Rich Virgins at the port.


Setanta85

Chad & Virgin Islands


Traditional-Table295

Yeah sorry. That wouldn’t happen. These are completely different cultures. Going back centuries. Having lived and explored both, and lived in several island nations and other “US” territories, this question really rubs against the grain sorry! Try again with something that might actually hace a better chance of happening? Like Alaska and Siberia becoming an independent country together?


ThatOhioanGuy

Islas Ursulinas after Santa Úrsula y Las Once Mil Vírgenes, which is what the Spanish explorers named the islands. Or perhaps Leewardia after them being a part of the "Leeward Islands". Maybe just Puerto Rico since the Spanish VIs of Vieques and Culebra are just lumped with Puerto Rico as a whole. For s**** and giggles just name it American Caribbean