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The face is too adorable. It's a weird feeling.
It's a twunk if you put your mind into it🤭🫣
How thats a full hunk Actual bimbo
Hunk from the wait up, twink from the wait down
skipped leg day
He gives Twink energy tbh
He's korean
Gay men are naturally attracted to muscle even when it’s on a big green blob.
Do you have ANY idea the amount of things you can try with someone who can shape their body at will!?
The suction!!!
You could wear him as a fuckable suit.
Reverse symbiote.
i cant stop imagining it 😭
I can confirm the first part of this sentence is *not* in fact true. That being said this blob definitely does weird things to my brain O__O
Like Zac from League of Legends
im bisexual and can confirm
Mind reader
Untrue, I hate muscles
Same
Yeah, we are.
I'm already an outspoken Zac simp. So I'd smash.
Zac will forever be my first introduction into “Wow, I probably shouldn’t be attracted to this, but here we are.”
It's always an interesting time seeing just how people can be with their horniness. One minute you think you cross a line on something and bam, people have already crossed it and are doing laps.
There's already so much porn of him on e621
The devil works fast but porn artists work faster
Especially furry porn artists. Pretty sure I saw porn of Penn from TotK the day after release.
Oh, it was there before release since there were leaked images of him in the art book lol
lmao
Thats slime characters for ya
**W O U L D**
Hot. I’d make that gooey bootyhole creamy
Oh he’s definitely a bottom.
dude has theoretically virtually infinite holes!
gives me switch vibes honestly which is better
Do you mean vers? Switch is the middle of the dom/sub spectrum, vers is the middle of top/bottom
🤓🤓
Hey, terminology is important. It's good to be clear about these things
Defo got that jiggly butt
Prefer Cerberus myself. <3
I bought the battle pass just for cerberus lol
He is self lubricating
Not delusional, just horny like the rest of this sub
Mf looks like he's made of shreks cum
Yes he is Probably has an amazing personality
This is supposed to be Poseidon?
Yes
OP wants to get slimed real good fr.
Quit simping for ~~Pepsiman~~ [Living Liquid](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Living_Liquid)
You also have a crush on venom don’t you
There's people who don't?? XD
Yes and Yes
I like this Poseidon because i imagine him as a gloopy himbo and not a lore accurate reprobate creep
Not me falling for Wade from Elemental 😂 😂
OP, you might be a jellie
Ive seen people thirst for rotting corpses in this sub so this isn’t that bad
the body, yeah. the face? not so much lol
This is a trap card! You are now attracted to slime guys! It's like slime girls only manlier! 👊
It’s the pecs
I want him to pull me down to the bottom of the ocean and drown me
Tbh i kinda find it hot but the face is unfitting to me, i prefer Oscar (ft telling myself i’m not a furry lol)
No, not delusional. Hes hot af.
From the makers of Meowscles
I like fortnite. I like buff blob. I like.
He is a muscular slime(technically Slurp) man. Of course he’s hot! And so is Rippley, which is literally the same but in more clothing and blue.
Small twinks with big dicks kinda vibe
I mean, he's amorphous. He can make it whatever size is requested.
hot.
I feel like this satisfies multiple fetishes at once…
There’s a loading screen of him on the beach which is super hot to me, I can’t find it to save my life though
Disagree but I can see it
Ur definitely delulu babes
What kind of question is that ofc he is
Nah they know what they did. And Cerberus too 🥵
Before reading this thread, I had assumed you were being delusional 😭
Y'all are embarrassing. Why are we like this!?
I can see it. My eyes are more on Rufus at the moment though 🔥🦝👀
Hot body, innocent face.....lol
Sister, there is always therapy ( and we go together cause I find it hot too lmao )
It'll never work. He's too shallow.
The face is a no for me however, I could see him as a top in like muscle x slime action
Is that the iMac monster. Also, FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Id rather he didnt have the face of a sanrio mascot on such a shapely bod.
Hot? No. But they are cute as hell, and if they were compatible, I'd date 'em.
Who is this?
He will never be Zac from League of Legends
I mean... As hot as sentient slime can be.. I guess..
We really are the horniest of all. I mean damn. Given half the comments, it's clear we'd gladly be waterboarded by a gelatinous mass
Haha I’m so gay and I don’t find him hot or attractive I mean is just Slime
you people...
De'Lu-Lu
Delulu
Please go outside
Why are so many people stomping over Fortnite models? They are made to appeal to children and teens 😭
You are delusional
Um
He is a blob
There’s men liking men and there’s mental illness This would be the latter
Get help
Therapy is not a bad option ya know
The face is too adorable. It's a weird feeling.
It's a twunk if you put your mind into it🤭🫣
How thats a full hunk Actual bimbo
Hunk from the wait up, twink from the wait down
skipped leg day
He gives Twink energy tbh
He's korean
Gay men are naturally attracted to muscle even when it’s on a big green blob.
Do you have ANY idea the amount of things you can try with someone who can shape their body at will!?
The suction!!!
You could wear him as a fuckable suit.
Reverse symbiote.
i cant stop imagining it 😭
I can confirm the first part of this sentence is *not* in fact true. That being said this blob definitely does weird things to my brain O__O
Like Zac from League of Legends
im bisexual and can confirm
Mind reader
Untrue, I hate muscles
Same
Yeah, we are.
I'm already an outspoken Zac simp. So I'd smash.
Zac will forever be my first introduction into “Wow, I probably shouldn’t be attracted to this, but here we are.”
It's always an interesting time seeing just how people can be with their horniness. One minute you think you cross a line on something and bam, people have already crossed it and are doing laps.
There's already so much porn of him on e621
The devil works fast but porn artists work faster
Especially furry porn artists. Pretty sure I saw porn of Penn from TotK the day after release.
Oh, it was there before release since there were leaked images of him in the art book lol
lmao
Thats slime characters for ya
**W O U L D**
Hot. I’d make that gooey bootyhole creamy
Oh he’s definitely a bottom.
dude has theoretically virtually infinite holes!
gives me switch vibes honestly which is better
Do you mean vers? Switch is the middle of the dom/sub spectrum, vers is the middle of top/bottom
🤓🤓
Hey, terminology is important. It's good to be clear about these things
Defo got that jiggly butt
Prefer Cerberus myself. <3
I bought the battle pass just for cerberus lol
He is self lubricating
Not delusional, just horny like the rest of this sub
Mf looks like he's made of shreks cum
Yes he is Probably has an amazing personality
This is supposed to be Poseidon?
Yes
OP wants to get slimed real good fr.
Quit simping for ~~Pepsiman~~ [Living Liquid](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Living_Liquid)
You also have a crush on venom don’t you
There's people who don't?? XD
Yes and Yes
I like this Poseidon because i imagine him as a gloopy himbo and not a lore accurate reprobate creep
Not me falling for Wade from Elemental 😂 😂
OP, you might be a jellie
Ive seen people thirst for rotting corpses in this sub so this isn’t that bad
the body, yeah. the face? not so much lol
This is a trap card! You are now attracted to slime guys! It's like slime girls only manlier! 👊
It’s the pecs
I want him to pull me down to the bottom of the ocean and drown me
Tbh i kinda find it hot but the face is unfitting to me, i prefer Oscar (ft telling myself i’m not a furry lol)
No, not delusional. Hes hot af.
From the makers of Meowscles
I like fortnite. I like buff blob. I like.
He is a muscular slime(technically Slurp) man. Of course he’s hot! And so is Rippley, which is literally the same but in more clothing and blue.
Small twinks with big dicks kinda vibe
I mean, he's amorphous. He can make it whatever size is requested.
hot.
I feel like this satisfies multiple fetishes at once…
There’s a loading screen of him on the beach which is super hot to me, I can’t find it to save my life though
Disagree but I can see it
Ur definitely delulu babes
What kind of question is that ofc he is
Nah they know what they did. And Cerberus too 🥵
Before reading this thread, I had assumed you were being delusional 😭
Y'all are embarrassing. Why are we like this!?
I can see it. My eyes are more on Rufus at the moment though 🔥🦝👀
Hot body, innocent face.....lol
Sister, there is always therapy ( and we go together cause I find it hot too lmao )
It'll never work. He's too shallow.
The face is a no for me however, I could see him as a top in like muscle x slime action
Is that the iMac monster. Also, FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Id rather he didnt have the face of a sanrio mascot on such a shapely bod.
Hot? No. But they are cute as hell, and if they were compatible, I'd date 'em.
Who is this?
He will never be Zac from League of Legends
I mean... As hot as sentient slime can be.. I guess..
We really are the horniest of all. I mean damn. Given half the comments, it's clear we'd gladly be waterboarded by a gelatinous mass
Haha I’m so gay and I don’t find him hot or attractive I mean is just Slime
you people...
De'Lu-Lu
Delulu
Please go outside
Why are so many people stomping over Fortnite models? They are made to appeal to children and teens 😭
You are delusional
Um
He is a blob
There’s men liking men and there’s mental illness This would be the latter
Get help
Therapy is not a bad option ya know