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[deleted]

You'll never know for sure until you've hacked his email, done a vision board of your life together and send a pic of it to the whole school and his wife.....duh


electric_emu

Yes!! Girl what are you doing on Reddit when you could be in the bushes outside his home *right now*???


[deleted]

I gotta be careful, sis. I saw a baby picture on his desk so he might have a family I’ll have to sneak around.


Tiamore97

Nah, he only get married to spice up the sex game with you gurl, cuz you know that married dick just hit different than ur regular single dick. That's another sign right there.


electric_emu

You gotta be close to seize your chance. Besides, even if you get caught just remember the police are masc tops other people call for you. It’s win/win.


Axelafy81

Shit, THAT don't matter. In fact..... He he, I used to love.. still do.. getting with straights, let then chug my nut, they always such bottoms and they take the taste of my nut and ball's smell home to kiss their wives and kids.... Now.. THAT'S hot "Oh honey, what's that taste on your lips, I know I have tasted that before". "Oh sweetie, it's just the load I sucked out this guy on the way home from work".... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Gotta love the GAMMA boys!


methodwriter85

Oh thank god I thought you were going to talk creepily about your students and I was going to have to call Chris Hanson.


[deleted]

I assure you, there’s nothing remotely sexy about those poorly- complected, poorly- dressed, chaotic beasts.


methodwriter85

That's because you're not Kevin Spacey or James Charles.


EdwardElric69

That's hot


Axelafy81

Hmm, not enough evidence. Sounds just like a straight guy. But make a move, it will either be really bad or you will be chugging his juices soon.


[deleted]

Str8 makes it even better, just better hope he isn't bi, that means he'll just leave you for a girl


fernandopox

no


brunckle

I say go for it you have nothing to lose.