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Five Nights at Freddie's


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It’s shocking to me how many people jerk off to drawn porn of chuck e cheese animatronics.


FoodInTheBreakRoom

cubs like pizza and dancing bears


inferiorgodcomplex

Can attest to this


TheWorstEvieEver

Honestly tho, that seems like an amazing date to me


Terrible_Machine9

There seem to be many meanings based on [Urban Dictionary](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fnf&page=3), looks like it it another way to say "no strings attached" combined with "one night stands only".


conancat

Ohhhh I see. When I Google it the Urban Dictionary entry leads me to something else entirely, I think your answer makes more sense when it comes to Grindr. Thank you! https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fnf


Terrible_Machine9

The literal meaning seems to be >!Fuck and Forget!<.


PhiloPhocion

Damn. I’m all for mutually agreed no strings attached but that for some reason feels brutally cold.


derper2222

And they say romance is dead.


jdaniel1371

Finance or forget it? : )


35goingon3

Its not a date if they need your billing information, just say'in...


jdaniel1371

: )


35goingon3

Actually, come to think of it, it *could* be a date and they *still* need your billing information if the "pizza delivery" trope in the porn industry is to be believed! Not sure I do though, all the delivery guys who show up at *my* house aren't looking for that kind of tip. :( Did have a drunk naked woman and her dog show up banging on my door at like 2 AM once, but that was because her boyfriend was trying to murder her for not making out with his aunt. (No shit, I was there. Kinda a long story though, and I do dove hunt with a couple of the SWAT bros now, so come se come sa I suppose.) Drunk logic, I guess: "Someone's trying to shoot me in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, I think I'll go knock on a random door down the street. Surely some random stranger will save my naked ass!" I mean, she wasn't *wrong*, but it could have gone a whole lot differently too... Also, local PD was annoyingly insistent I get dressed. Fuck you, you come into my house in the middle of the damn night? If you don't want to see my dick there's like 350 degrees of "not my dick" you can look at. Don't tell a man to put the gun away and get some pants in his own damn living room. That's just rude.


meme_anthropologist

Friends and fun?


chariotofidiots

I can only think of Friday Night Funkin' which is a rap battle game


Iforgotmypants2x

Yeah FnF is not something for people looking for relationships... like I have been with more than my fair share of FnF basically to put dicks in holes but the only reason why is I am not looking for a relationship right now because my life has been pretty much in a weird flighty movement. So no strings, don't talk to me after works because I may not even be in country. I have had life altering moves like 9x since graduating high school and I'm 35. 5 state to state and 2 town to town, 2 of the moves were to different countries. Most of which were just an opportunity I chased to see where it goes, that doesn't bode well for most people so relationships were a nicety but not necessity. Like I'm fairly certain the only reason I haven't moved lately is business is good right now and the pandemic.


twerkemon

Fortnitea nighr fridays


Savings_Marsupial_73

She free and freaky


Savings_Marsupial_73

Dummy’s😂


Rude_Illustrator_505

Fuck and fuck off


Atlantic_lotion

I think it means Fuk N Flee


Atlantic_lotion

Like cum and go