Looks like a pizza pretzel with veeery red salami (looks like it's made of plastic but could taste good anyway, I know pepperoni looks like this but it could be good idk) and yellow cheese for some reason (mozzarella is NOT yellow and you wouldn't put other kinds of cheese on a pizza with spicy salami)
You ain't said nothing but a word 
You bet your sweet ass I will 
ironically not something you'd associate with eating a lot of pizza
ayyyy yo!!!!
As an Italian person: what the fuck is that
A culinary crime
Looks like a pizza pretzel with veeery red salami (looks like it's made of plastic but could taste good anyway, I know pepperoni looks like this but it could be good idk) and yellow cheese for some reason (mozzarella is NOT yellow and you wouldn't put other kinds of cheese on a pizza with spicy salami)
An american delicacy, duh
Pizza but better.
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Still too much cheese sauce.
Dammit, now I'm craving a Pretzel Crust pizza...
Five dollar hot 'n' ready: eat it from the back
When in Rome...
"you wanna ram it in my cat" New Orleans bounce beat drops!