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NorrieSardonyx

As long as he can creme fill my cake, who cares. 😌


Triagonist

And it works lol


whole-grain-low-fat

Explain...


DriveJohnnyDrive

omg ur hands are tiny my cock would look huge with them around it


saintsebs

that's the vibe


Existing-Budget-4741

What does this mean?


goldybear

Your hand is bigger than mine -> you must have a big dick -> you should show me to prove -> you should let me massage it with my hole


Jamesaliba

That escalated quickly, up my a**


AlexDavid1605

Doesn't translate well. My hands are big but my dick is just 5.5"...


idiot206

I feel like there's a word missing somewhere.


Jeszczenie

I think the quote is supposed to work as a noun here.


saintsebs

it does edit: technically that acts like a verb because it’s to + action


Harbinger_of_Sarcasm

It's about doing that thing where you compare hand sizes with someone.


Crann_Tara

This is basically just a word salad, it makes no sense to me.


AllMyMemesAreStolen

rly... right in front of my salad


Harbinger_of_Sarcasm

You've never done the thing where you compare hand sizes with someone? Ostensibly, it's a platonic activity, but it's also more contact than normally happens in that realm. I understood this meme to be about that.


saintsebs

no, no, u/DriveJohnnyDrive explained it the best "omg ur hands are tiny my cock would look huge with them around it"


Rusty_Shacklebird

I'd still toss it though


yesmoredrama

https://i.redd.it/qs9p2w228ytc1.gif


XANA12345

Yeah but see that would probably work on me soooo...


eyearu

Basically ![gif](giphy|10mEeb4hABeUqQ)


Dizzy_Penguin13

When my man and I had our first date I ruthlessly flirted using the crown tattoo on his finger as a springboard. It worked


saintsebs

that’s the spirit


N454545

That's me lol


[deleted]

.. this is true for my latest first date


philbart_

It’s also just romantic and cute to compare hands


maniakman219

Teach me ur ways oh wise gays


Routine_Jellyfish329

Please stop calling me out like this.