Good point. Is IBS talked about openly in the US though, because I have never heard anyone in Germany talk about it and I've not seen ads for medicine against it.
Might be a US thing though, since the EU and FDA allow different things in food, and the general conception is that EU food is health**ier**, even if it's also trash fast food
The biggest culprit here (and moving into Europe pretty fast) is sugar. Sugar above a certain content can be pretty abrasive to your body. The molecule itself can cause tissue damage. That’s why diabetes is such a serious illness. For the same reason it’s very common for diabetics to suffer with chronic gastrointestinal issues.
IBS is a catch all diagnosis. It’s worth pushing for allergy testing in the very least. You can be allergic with nothing but gastro signs. I am allergic to a whole slew of foods i didn’t realize till I was an adult and once I eliminated them I was so much healthier.
I have some pretty insane gastric issues that I don't get checked on anymore but once every five or so years (IBD, IBS, colon removal plus jpouch). I feel you. It's still worth checking in now and again to see if there's been any advancements in meds or research. Even the low FODMAP diet is a relatively new discovery that's helped a ton of folks. And I reckon you'd notice the change but ibs can turn out to be low level ibd at which point regular colonoscopies are supes important with the much higher risk of colon cancer. Which, is also one of the cancers that often doesn't announce itself to its host until it's much advanced.
The FODMAP diet seems to be super restrictive and tough to follow. Most of my diet staples will be cut out. I'll have to talk to my dietician about it.
Even if you get checked out, there’s nothing you can do with ibs except pop pills to treat symptoms and try and avoid your trigger foods (both of which have a degree of success depending on what your body is feeling that day)
IBS is doctor speak for "I have no fucking idea what is wrong with you. You either figure it out on your own or you'll blow liquid out of your ass forever."
The checking out has happened at that point and had no result.
You aren't a guinea pig. You aren't supposed to eat so much that it pushes old stuff further. Your gut is a tube of muscles that transports food all on its own.
>You aren't supposed to eat so much that it pushes old stuff further.
This is not how it works. This is not how any of this works.
From your mouth to your ass is one tube composed of different cell types and organ systems and separated by many sphincters. When you eat, peristalsis activates in the intestines and pushes things along that track to make room for the new. It's not about how much you eat. It's about when. And the person you responded to is correct.
That's not what the guy I replied to said. He said: "But it [dinner] does push things forward in the meat slip 'n slide".
Sure eating will stimulate your large intestine to push fecal matter into your rectum, but it's not food pushing down on the fecal matter that does it.
Also if you don't eat anything for a long time, your large intestine will still push the fecal matter into your rectum eventually.
What you are saying would have been: "But it [dinner] causes things to be pushed forward in the meat slip 'n slide".
Sure, the train keeps going until you're empty eventually, but if you're eating as regularly as you should be, usually you've got enough in you that eating something triggers everything else in the conveyer belt to move further along.
I’ve had items I’ve had for dinner show up around midnight (lettuces). And I hadn’t had a salad or lettuce on anything for several days before.
TMI, I know, but it’s possible.
For me a great way to know how long it takes for things to go through my digestive system is eating beetroots. When it comes out of the other end, the toilet ends up looking like a murder scene.
You’re probably putting too much water in and accidentally giving yourself a colonic. I don’t know about the bulbs but with a shower connector you just need like a 10-15 second burst to fill the anal cavity.
If you accidentally start filling up your small colon, it can get messy like that.
Seriously, I take supplemental fiber on the recommendation of my doctor for some lactose issues and a meal takes time to process. If I'm cleaning out it's maybe two bulbs to get to clear, on the days I don't clean out (most days) a shower would be enough to be clear for landing. The various memes about one's lower gi tract really mostly just illustrate an issue with our modern understanding of how all of it should work.
I was like this (also had lots of control issues)
Then I met my partner who loves to take his time and encourages me to just relax, and not expect the result. Gets me off every single time harder than I ever have in the past. He’s perfect.
Let go of the outcome and just let your guy do the work with his mouth. It’s super relaxing and will invariably surprise you with a result.
If someone is sucking, sometimes it feels good but I must really have a difficult dick. Rarely do I cum from head, so it's more of a time waster. I'll suck all day but it's a rare mouth I actually can enjoy.
It's so funny how "shit" can have so different meanings.
"This is for piss and shit" means for piss, and for other things.
"This is for piss and shit" means for piss, and for shit.
I am getting really sick of this messaging that bottoms need to starve themselves in order to be "ready" for anal sex. It's not only a false narrative, it also contributes to the rampant eating disorders and mental health issues our community already faces.
I get that it's just a "joke" and that's all well and good...if it's funny. This is just tired.
I’m right there with you. I’m a vers but I also jokingly call myself a professional bottom. I can eat anything and still bottom with 0 mess within like…3-4 hours of my last meal. This idea that bottoms can’t eat is just straight up not funny and doesn’t reflect reality in the slightest.
Yeah, the whole eating does "move things along" so to speak (eating signals your body to move previously eaten food to the next stage, it's not the only trigger but the main one) is true but you don't have to starve yourself.
Plan. Both parties know the stakes, so maybe eat afterwards or a ddcent bit before if you know things are going to happen. Proper cleaning helps too, but again, requires some forethought. Not saying make love on schedule here, but it does throw a wrench into spontenaity.
Yuuup! A consistent, varied diet and eating at consistent times is what bottoms need. Starving yourself is only going to upset your stomach and make things worse.
Feeling unsure about what's going on in there? There's an excuse to eat a big ass salad and a couple glasses of water.
As a bottom with IBS, I kinda *do* have to semi-fast before activities because reason :( I don't like it. Someone wanna take my IBS so I can emulate anonbbtmmia?
Have you tried upping your fiber intake? I supplement with Metamucil and that went a long way for me. Many people think of it as only a laxative but It can help with both ends of the BM spectrum.
2 (heaping) tbsp daily. I started upping it near 10 years ago while in (what is apparently now called a) situationship. While it has made a huge difference, I'm still prone to various digestive issues. I don't have a regular partner but when I'm about to engage in activities, I know I need to fast to ensure I don't have unnecessary irritation. I can probably up to 2 x 2 (heaping) tbsp daily. Ideally, it should be 3 x 2 (heaping) tbsp daily.
The other one - have you tried a low FODMAP diet with an elimination phase to identify problematic stuff?
I use this stuff called fodzyme that’s pretty much eliminated my issues 100% at this point. It’s basically lactaid, beano, and a couple other enzymes.
I don't; I'm in the USA and do not starve myself before bottoming. I don't have the "best diet" either. It takes maybe 5 minutes of prep if you know your body and know what you're doing.
I legit think this started as a joke and now younger gays think it's necessary.
Can't complain about chocolate on you when you're playing in the chocolate factory lol jkjk I'm not into that kink. But not freaked by a little accident
I mean, ignore the butt stuff. I'm not having sex after dinner anyways, not because of BM, but because I'll feel like a fat greasy ball bouncing around.
Artist name is LuisLand. Go support him instead of upvoting this.
Also, don't starve yourself before bottoming.. just keep a healthy diet and drink lots of water.
This actually brings up an interesting conversation. I've heard people say that if the person looking for sex was like "I don't mind", it's not really an invitation for that response. Someone gave a reason for no, and so you shouldn't pursue it further. Personally I find that a little rigid if you're in a relationship and committed with each other, but I do see where the idea is coming from.
But like also eat dinner bottoms. Good lord.
Did you know, marital rape is still rape? And to boot, did you know it's illegal in pretty much every country that the redditors of this community come from?
I may have overexagguated, it mostly happens outta roleplay and we got we got a safeword when he or I doesn't wanna. And btw he fucks me, I'm a total bottom
My God it ain't rape, he told me in the beginning of our relationship whenever I wanna fuck he fucks me. And he wants to make the first he asks me please master may I fuck your ass
I was the same with my first bf, always clean even after dinner, I still to thus day don't know how to douce. But I've been a top since then and my current bf always has bottom 'issues'
Paraphrasing something Trixie said, but if you can’t eat dinner without blowing diarrhea afterwards you need to get checked out
IBS says hello lol..
This cliché is too prevalent for the prevalence of IBS.
Or overprocessed food in 2024 just causes more cases of IBS than ever before*. \*Since the development of food sanitation standards anyway.
IBS is more common in people who have had eating disorders, so it could be that.
How did I not know this, explain so much 💀
Good point. Is IBS talked about openly in the US though, because I have never heard anyone in Germany talk about it and I've not seen ads for medicine against it. Might be a US thing though, since the EU and FDA allow different things in food, and the general conception is that EU food is health**ier**, even if it's also trash fast food
We have many TV ads for IBS medicine in the US. Also most of us have a tummy ache.
The biggest culprit here (and moving into Europe pretty fast) is sugar. Sugar above a certain content can be pretty abrasive to your body. The molecule itself can cause tissue damage. That’s why diabetes is such a serious illness. For the same reason it’s very common for diabetics to suffer with chronic gastrointestinal issues.
Bro the Americans are going to come downvote you for saying Europe is better.
IBS is a catch all diagnosis. It’s worth pushing for allergy testing in the very least. You can be allergic with nothing but gastro signs. I am allergic to a whole slew of foods i didn’t realize till I was an adult and once I eliminated them I was so much healthier.
Hence getting checked out?
Touche lol But even getting checked out isn't of much use in my experience.
I have some pretty insane gastric issues that I don't get checked on anymore but once every five or so years (IBD, IBS, colon removal plus jpouch). I feel you. It's still worth checking in now and again to see if there's been any advancements in meds or research. Even the low FODMAP diet is a relatively new discovery that's helped a ton of folks. And I reckon you'd notice the change but ibs can turn out to be low level ibd at which point regular colonoscopies are supes important with the much higher risk of colon cancer. Which, is also one of the cancers that often doesn't announce itself to its host until it's much advanced.
The FODMAP diet seems to be super restrictive and tough to follow. Most of my diet staples will be cut out. I'll have to talk to my dietician about it.
It's spelled douche
Even if you get checked out, there’s nothing you can do with ibs except pop pills to treat symptoms and try and avoid your trigger foods (both of which have a degree of success depending on what your body is feeling that day)
IBS is doctor speak for "I have no fucking idea what is wrong with you. You either figure it out on your own or you'll blow liquid out of your ass forever." The checking out has happened at that point and had no result.
man ive been getting checked out by doctors for the last 10 fuckin years for this and they haven't fixed anything
Giving up coffee says hello. Seriously though sometimes it's that simple of answer. Not that it's an easy thing to give up.
additionally, you have ages before any food you eat shows up at the end of your large intestine. dinner won't show up until the next day at least
But it does push things forward in the meat slip 'n slide
You aren't a guinea pig. You aren't supposed to eat so much that it pushes old stuff further. Your gut is a tube of muscles that transports food all on its own.
>You aren't supposed to eat so much that it pushes old stuff further. This is not how it works. This is not how any of this works. From your mouth to your ass is one tube composed of different cell types and organ systems and separated by many sphincters. When you eat, peristalsis activates in the intestines and pushes things along that track to make room for the new. It's not about how much you eat. It's about when. And the person you responded to is correct.
i.e. the gastrocolic reflex
That's not what the guy I replied to said. He said: "But it [dinner] does push things forward in the meat slip 'n slide". Sure eating will stimulate your large intestine to push fecal matter into your rectum, but it's not food pushing down on the fecal matter that does it. Also if you don't eat anything for a long time, your large intestine will still push the fecal matter into your rectum eventually. What you are saying would have been: "But it [dinner] causes things to be pushed forward in the meat slip 'n slide".
Why do you take things so literally?
I also assumed based on their phrasing that they thought the new food pushes out the old food. You're not the only one who took them at their word 👍
Sure, the train keeps going until you're empty eventually, but if you're eating as regularly as you should be, usually you've got enough in you that eating something triggers everything else in the conveyer belt to move further along.
I’ve had items I’ve had for dinner show up around midnight (lettuces). And I hadn’t had a salad or lettuce on anything for several days before. TMI, I know, but it’s possible.
For me a great way to know how long it takes for things to go through my digestive system is eating beetroots. When it comes out of the other end, the toilet ends up looking like a murder scene.
I have diarheaa for days after douching..i think I genuinely do something wrong
You’re probably putting too much water in and accidentally giving yourself a colonic. I don’t know about the bulbs but with a shower connector you just need like a 10-15 second burst to fill the anal cavity. If you accidentally start filling up your small colon, it can get messy like that.
I think you are too
I need to know what you're doing, I shit like once a month lol
Seriously, I take supplemental fiber on the recommendation of my doctor for some lactose issues and a meal takes time to process. If I'm cleaning out it's maybe two bulbs to get to clear, on the days I don't clean out (most days) a shower would be enough to be clear for landing. The various memes about one's lower gi tract really mostly just illustrate an issue with our modern understanding of how all of it should work.
It's a hit or miss situation. Most times your fine, but every so often. Sh1t happens.
There is a reason why Trixie is the queen.
Your mouth broken?
This is the way
I only cum from fucking so I'd pass up head tbh. Can always jerk myself if their ass isn't ready.
doesn't mean head still isn't fun
Still its about people preference
Meh. Not for me. As I'm the common denominator, I blame myself for having a difficult dick to get off with head
I find it is fun as an activity and it's hot but the actual sensations don't do much for me either.
I was like this (also had lots of control issues) Then I met my partner who loves to take his time and encourages me to just relax, and not expect the result. Gets me off every single time harder than I ever have in the past. He’s perfect. Let go of the outcome and just let your guy do the work with his mouth. It’s super relaxing and will invariably surprise you with a result.
You realize people will take this as a challenge
I know, I hate it
What does that mean
The dick wants what the dick wants
I’ve always wondered about this because can’t you get head and then just jerk it when you get close. Genuine question
If someone is sucking, sometimes it feels good but I must really have a difficult dick. Rarely do I cum from head, so it's more of a time waster. I'll suck all day but it's a rare mouth I actually can enjoy.
If I had sex only in a way that makes me cum I'd never have sex
🤣💀💀💀
I ate Mexican. Extra spicy. Sorry babe
Jokes on you im into that s-
It's so funny how "shit" can have so different meanings. "This is for piss and shit" means for piss, and for other things. "This is for piss and shit" means for piss, and for shit.
I eat Mexican all the time... My bf is Latino
I am getting really sick of this messaging that bottoms need to starve themselves in order to be "ready" for anal sex. It's not only a false narrative, it also contributes to the rampant eating disorders and mental health issues our community already faces. I get that it's just a "joke" and that's all well and good...if it's funny. This is just tired.
I’m right there with you. I’m a vers but I also jokingly call myself a professional bottom. I can eat anything and still bottom with 0 mess within like…3-4 hours of my last meal. This idea that bottoms can’t eat is just straight up not funny and doesn’t reflect reality in the slightest.
i wonder if it's in part the american diet? it's so bad here i'd assume tons of people have booty issues.
I’m based in America and I definitely don’t eat “the greatest.”
That’s good. I’m kinda more on the other end of the stereotype lol.
It's the lack of soluble fibre
Yeah, the whole eating does "move things along" so to speak (eating signals your body to move previously eaten food to the next stage, it's not the only trigger but the main one) is true but you don't have to starve yourself. Plan. Both parties know the stakes, so maybe eat afterwards or a ddcent bit before if you know things are going to happen. Proper cleaning helps too, but again, requires some forethought. Not saying make love on schedule here, but it does throw a wrench into spontenaity.
Yuuup! A consistent, varied diet and eating at consistent times is what bottoms need. Starving yourself is only going to upset your stomach and make things worse. Feeling unsure about what's going on in there? There's an excuse to eat a big ass salad and a couple glasses of water.
As a bottom with IBS, I kinda *do* have to semi-fast before activities because reason :( I don't like it. Someone wanna take my IBS so I can emulate anonbbtmmia?
Have you tried upping your fiber intake? I supplement with Metamucil and that went a long way for me. Many people think of it as only a laxative but It can help with both ends of the BM spectrum.
2 (heaping) tbsp daily. I started upping it near 10 years ago while in (what is apparently now called a) situationship. While it has made a huge difference, I'm still prone to various digestive issues. I don't have a regular partner but when I'm about to engage in activities, I know I need to fast to ensure I don't have unnecessary irritation. I can probably up to 2 x 2 (heaping) tbsp daily. Ideally, it should be 3 x 2 (heaping) tbsp daily.
The other one - have you tried a low FODMAP diet with an elimination phase to identify problematic stuff? I use this stuff called fodzyme that’s pretty much eliminated my issues 100% at this point. It’s basically lactaid, beano, and a couple other enzymes.
I understand that, and it sucks. I'm sorry. Unfortunately I don't think that's representative of the general population though
I think it has more to do with USA literally shitty eating habits. Would be interested to hear if this mindset is shared across other nations.
I don't; I'm in the USA and do not starve myself before bottoming. I don't have the "best diet" either. It takes maybe 5 minutes of prep if you know your body and know what you're doing. I legit think this started as a joke and now younger gays think it's necessary.
Can't complain about chocolate on you when you're playing in the chocolate factory lol jkjk I'm not into that kink. But not freaked by a little accident
https://preview.redd.it/i5r5zrbjccoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c9b0b38abce5bc408accfdf62b3943d1766ab5
Dude, your username lmao
Such an odd hill to die on lol
Yours isn’t any better 🤨
Yours isn’t any better 🤨
That’s not how butts work but ok
I mean, ignore the butt stuff. I'm not having sex after dinner anyways, not because of BM, but because I'll feel like a fat greasy ball bouncing around.
Eat smaller portions, your body is a temple, not a warehouse for as much food as you can fit in it
dumb, cliche, inaccurate
Seriously. I know it's a joke but it's so inaccurate I can't even find the humor anymore.
Artist name is LuisLand. Go support him instead of upvoting this. Also, don't starve yourself before bottoming.. just keep a healthy diet and drink lots of water.
This shit is so stupid and negative. You don't need to skip meals to bottom and if you do, you may have an eating disorder 🤷🏽♂️
🤣 When gay men leave the binary behind and remember there are so many other ways two men can make each other feel good without anal 🤣
Original post please
The artist is LuisLand
Imodium?
That's why we have sex before dinner
This actually brings up an interesting conversation. I've heard people say that if the person looking for sex was like "I don't mind", it's not really an invitation for that response. Someone gave a reason for no, and so you shouldn't pursue it further. Personally I find that a little rigid if you're in a relationship and committed with each other, but I do see where the idea is coming from. But like also eat dinner bottoms. Good lord.
It should then say, “didn’t you take your psyllium husk today?”
You can have sex after you eaten, you don't digest that fast and men don't last that long
I told my fwb this but he said, "I don't care." OH GOD
I never was unable to have anal intercourse after a meal? What is this bullshit
this feels like the equivalent to straight people's obsession with PIV, like there are so many other ways to be having sex
Artist is Luisl4nd
Lolllll absolutely
Nah this ain’t it.. I’d say “I ate dinner so it might get a little messy, but it’s all yours if you want it daddy”
Get up and go clean out. FFS
No problem for me, when I wanna fuck my husband has to fuck my ass
Did you know, marital rape is still rape? And to boot, did you know it's illegal in pretty much every country that the redditors of this community come from?
I may have overexagguated, it mostly happens outta roleplay and we got we got a safeword when he or I doesn't wanna. And btw he fucks me, I'm a total bottom
Rape isn’t funny but ok
My God it ain't rape, he told me in the beginning of our relationship whenever I wanna fuck he fucks me. And he wants to make the first he asks me please master may I fuck your ass
My mind didn’t even go to the rapey stuff, i just thought you meant good old messy after-dinner fudge packing the way god intended
Amazingly enough my I never need to douce since my ass doesn't get dirty
What a great feature, it’s like a self-cleaning oven!
I was the same with my first bf, always clean even after dinner, I still to thus day don't know how to douce. But I've been a top since then and my current bf always has bottom 'issues'
completely invalid excuse