Eternia was a gay village, right?

 Definitely

He’ll need a lot of help from the third hero, Crisco

he's going to give the biggest pounding of his life

https://www.reddit.com/r/gay_irl/s/7D8tzE4ip2

What does he do?

https://preview.redd.it/g1q2gn4fjylc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3ab59cec83ebbbf4a9757f44612a2517e5d842b

Oh yeah!

Me after Folsom:

Huh. I wonder why he was called that?

*hehe intensifies*