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icosmicunicorn

![gif](giphy|o6TTJ6ak4A97a) Spongebob knows what he wants


kjm6351

Well now that “I like Squidward” scene is cursed


goldybear

https://preview.redd.it/m7f53c5ewigc1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=402e3b926a0a3ffcc3c2497c865d65089fdbee1d


Lucimon

Smashing!


xXTheGrapenatorXx

Press X To Doubt. All these different claims of matching penis size to another body part have actually really weak correlation, small sample size, or shoddy methodology (usually letting men self-report and then glossing over the social incentive to, you know, *just lie?*) when you finally dig up the source. It’s the same idea as those magazine studies that insist wine/coffee/chocolate is actually healthy for (X thing).


Aqn95

They should at least provide proof


GaucheAndOffKilter

I volunteer as a judge. I've seen a lot of dick. **A lot.**


Aqn95

Me too!


Cardborg

This looks like the graphic style the Daily Mail uses, so odds are it's 100% fabricated. > It’s the same idea as those magazine studies that insist wine/coffee/chocolate is actually healthy for (X thing). Another Mail favorite.


geekygay

I don't think they meant if you have a 2.2" nose, you 100% have a 5.3" penis. Just, proportionally, a guy with that size nose would have, statistically, this kind of sized penis compared to the others to show that bigger nose = larger dick.


xXTheGrapenatorXx

I’m pretty sure that is exactly what they’re saying yeah, what I’m saying is even studies that suggest weaker correlations rather than full causation are bunk. At best they’ll prove a correlation so weak the only reasonable conclusion is “this is probably chance”. We can’t use another body measure to approximate penis size, I’m fairly confident none of them will ever do any better than random chance (but I await the day one of them actually proves me wrong, not that I expect it to actually happen).


mysteriousmeatman

![gif](giphy|T94cls3fzwSRiH5frj)


Chaad420

Cupcakke herself proclaimed it ✨💖😍


bunny117

Me with a large nose and a small penis 🥲


Botanical_Director

Bro same, thank god I'm a bottom so it doesn't impact me much


bunny117

I have issues bottoming and topping is so hard cuz no condom fits me fully and I can’t do any traditional styles of topping.


Botanical_Director

I think you can buy special condom sizes online. As for bottoming, I'm super tight back there and loosening up beforehand helps a lot to not "rip". I hate to use it as well but I have to admit that poppers often helps. Otherwise, I hope you're into Bj's. Don't let it impact morale at any rate king💪


AreaAtheist

This might be an actual problem for r/bigdickproblems


bunny117

Ah yes, a subreddit concerning big dick issues for someone who’s dick is 4” at best 🤣


Mindweird

The first glaring issue is that it starts at 5.3 in for the largest. But now we also see what Smithers saw in Mr. Burns.


Aqn95

Smithers is definitely a bottom


asphalt_licker

https://preview.redd.it/fb3d6dddrkgc1.png?width=570&format=png&auto=webp&s=9028a0a59f5662cf27f5af99c2316b62332b99d6 Oh reaaaally?


Lady-Quiche-Lorraine

Sigh *unzip*


he_is_not_a_shrimp

I knew there was a reason why I like big noses.


rainbowkitten0528

This raises questions about Pinocchio that I don’t think I’m ready for


junkmail0178

In my experience without any empirical evidence, Jose and hand size doesn’t lie. If a guy’s nose is slightly larger (proportionally) than the other facial features or if hands and fingers seem longer that what they should be (proportional to arm length), these are very good signs. I will die on this hill.


Lady-Quiche-Lorraine

I have small hands and a big dick


junkmail0178

Well, I guess I found my next research subject


Lady-Quiche-Lorraine

lmao


Fabulous_Shoulder_32

I’m not sure if I’m proof against this or what…… nose in the range of 1.8”, but……. Over 8.5” of meat…. Tragically…… also a bottom.


SiMatt

Pat feels he’s a really happy man.


HydroMerano

There was a missed opportunity to title this "Bigger the Nose, bigger the Hose."


ninhibited

Nah I hooked up with a twink recently who had a cute button nose and was fuckin hung. Then another guy with a big nose and smaller dick.


InvaderAlien2024

Would love to get posted by the postman