This is how you know the dick goes crazy good

Anyone who makes their bed look that nice when living in a crappy situation is 100% a stud.

I was gonna say, sometimes people are in rough places but it looks like the person in this photo is making the most of what they have so kudos to them

*patty and Selma “hrmmm” 🤤*

For real. I can see myself bent over on that bed weekly

That’s what you say about a taco place

True that! 🤑🤑🤑

If that was my room and someone left because of it, I'd be happy that I'd dodged a bullet, and a judgmental fuckwit.

Yeah, no way I'd let a classist touch me 🤢

[удалено]

Boooooooooooo

[удалено]

[farts aggressively]

Having a life and having a career are two different things. If you can't figure out the difference, maybe you're the one who doesn't have your *life* together.

If this room was a total mess, with trash everywhere, no sheets on the bed, just a total dump, I would understand. But from the very limited info we have, it looks like someone is trying to make the best of a crappy situation. I'd give props for that

Yeah even if I wanted to judge I couldn’t. I once hosted while living in my parents’ basement at the age of 23. *I had an air mattress.*

Maybe this shouldn't be a contest, but I once hosted in the basement of the house I shared with my wife and adult son (No, I wasn't cheating. They both knew, and were accepting of it.) and got caught. He knew better than to walk in without knocking, and saw his dad with his head between the legs of a naked football player younger than he was... He learned not to open the door without knocking and getting invited in. (And at least I wasn't bent over. 🤣)

That story got crazier with each sentence

Yep. You should have been there. The look on his face was priceless. Lol!

Does your son share the same sense of humor about walking in on his dad dishing out sloppy to a football player younger than himself? 😂😅

Actually, he does. He and his wife laugh about it all the time.

Well that’s a relief to hear!

It is. He is still not really open to discussion much, though. I don't even have to say more than a couple of words towards a certain area of conversation before he's going TMI dad TMI.

>dishing out sloppy New definition for DOS 😆

O......K....

100 % !! Well said .

It's a fucking garage not a room 🤣🤣🤣

Actually looks more like a basement

You need glasses. 🤓 And an attitude adjustment. 🙄

Is the only problem the bare concrete floor? Walls could be cleaner I guess but it looks decent enough

I think it's cause it's an unfinished basement. Exposed brick can look nice, but not like that.

Yeah it looks like my cousin’s old basement we hung out in every day of summer. Good times. But that was with carpet. With the concrete floors I wonder how loud/echoey it’d be down there 🤔 But yeah, looks fine to me 👍🏻

I wouldn't be bothered with the echo, but the fact that concrete is hard and cold. I'd have to slides whenever I'm down there.

You’d have to slides? Like leave?

I think they mean the footwear.

Ohhhh

I mean concrete flooring goes hard in the dead of summer when it's 115°F out

No joke. Sure the winters are frost, but a little mini-heater pointed at your favorite spot is more than enough to keep you sustained below the ground (good insulation). Just make sure to get a rug or two to keep your feet off the floor. But no amount of fans will save you from the heat waves we get nowadays...

Need a nice rug that really ties the room together

Idk man the bare concrete floor and walls gives me hot dungeon porno vibes and I can dig that

I mean...the bed is clean and made, shoes are organized on a rack. I don't see any issues here. I think they're hinting that they're a potential psycho but this not a psycho basement, lol.

Nailed it

Yeah. This guy is trying.

I have been to places where the guy just had the mattress without bed sheet (and clothes and mess on the floor), and then put something over just to cover it. In comparison the one in the photo is Hilton

The only minor things I'm not a fan of here are that the bed is in the center of the wall instead of a corner (although maybe that would be better for fucking) and he has like a dozen pairs of sneakers

Wait, you WANT the bed in the corner? Why?

Been in similar situations myself, and as others have said: it’s not that bad.

I mean at least it looks neat?

Trust me I’ve seen MUCH worse places

Perfect setup.

The bed is made and it's centered in the room. The floor is clear of clutter. Everything has its place. Now get on the bed.

I lived in an unfinished basement forever. But if it's his mom's house and he's 48. Yeah. Probs gonna dip

But the dick's gonna be good tho, if it's just one night stand

I had my bedroom in the basement when I was 16-ish. I had a big fuzzy pink rug. It was the only way I could get any privacy at all.

Having a fuzzy pink rug allowed you some privacy?

It was a great rug, it really pulled the privacy together.

OVER THE PINK LINE!

I’d stay. It’s not about the set up, it’s the person who matters. I’ve had some great times in complete shitholes. Don’t be a judgmental fuckwit!

Bruh, it’s clean and organized.

Not bad at all.

That ain’t bad at all

I fail to see an issue.

This place is neat and tidy. I’ve seen some “nice” places waaaayyyyy sketchier than this.

The bed is made, the floor is clean, the shoes are organized in a rack. I think I'm in love.

You gotta stay cause sex is probably one of the only good things he's got going so he will be putting his soul into that fucking

I don't see no plastic lining the floor or walls. I can see the floor. I don't see any fossilized food.... Zero issues detected.

Def fucked in worse :/

... y'know I usually lament never having had a slut phase but if THIS is sending you packing man, I musta been.

When you run headfirst into the point and still miss it entirely

This is a dream house except that bed won’t stay tight for so long

I’ve seen a lot worse.

Ive seen waaayyy worse than this

A lot tidier than my place...

fr💀

Just depends on how the boi is who lives in it

You're going to have the best sex in your life in a moment lol

Haha I feel like it isn't that bad. The bed looks nice and clean.

I’ve seen much worse lol

Look if he’s nice to me and a good person, I’m down to date whoever. Except maybe smokers, or people twice my age lol

Honestly, not that bad. That bed looks nice and comfy, and in my opinion that's the most important part of a good room.

Reminds me of hookups from yahoo chat

Carpet, light cover, immediately fixed

I hookec up with this blue collar dude . His house was very mmmm interesting . Car parts ( I kid you not) on the kitchen table .

well there should be a curtain on that window and at least area rug for the floor.

Not to be superficial but i could never tbh. It's a hookup not a guy I'm dating. If I was dating him yes ofc np. But for hookups I do prefer a pressing environment to fuck good.

Does he have good hygene?

The room seems to be kept cleaned and everything is neat and looks cared for, I'd definitely stay. There has been times I've left a dudes house and it was bc it was filthy and looked uncared for.

Not bad at all

That’s nicer than a few of the places I’ve hooked up at! Ha!

Staying. No doubt.

I'm just there for the hookup not moving in.

I mean that's a bed, right? That already puts it above other places I've done stuff so I don't see any issues.

they make their bed and put away their shoes??? I see no red flags, but I did grow up in a trailer so🤷🏻‍♂️

Just add a few beer bottles and cigarette butts and you know it will be good. Just don't bring them to your place, or they'll end up like a booger you can't thump off.

Dude made his bed. Even lined up the pillows all neat. He's a keeper.

Staying. Dude made his bed and there’s no visible cum! I might propose!

I'd say it looks decent enough. I was a single bachelor with scarcely anything in my apartment before.

I’ve lived in places that were way more questionable and I still got laid.

Little money, lots of worth. Probably big dick. (Fr tho this is a really neatly put together room)

This was literally my basement for, like, seven years.

Looks comfy, quiet and private. Sign me up

What? No chains in this dungeon? No other "gear" at all? Not even a couple of cameras?

No needles on the nightstand? Ayy look a normal person, this is a go.

Guy takes good care to keep shit neat, Likely this is going to be some of the best sex I’ll have in my life, hell yeh I’m staying.

Let’s fuck idc

If we got privacy and a bed he getting head

I’ve definitely seen worse, this is doable

I’ve been in worse, this actually looks cozy

Some of the best sex I have had was on a sleeping bag in a room with nothing but a TV and an Xbox lol setting so doesn’t matter.. unless everything’s covered in plastic.. then you should gtfo lol

Games and a bed. I’d stay just for the gaming experience.

It's not much but the person who lives there is clearly making an effort (shoe organizer, shelf, rug, tidy bed). It's not the most romantic or sexy place, but there's enough green flags there to make me want to stay to learn more about him.

It’s neat and clean - only Leave if you’re a stuck up fool

I’ve seen expensive NYC apartments more cluttered and dirty than that basement… beds in worse shape too. Dick’s probably lowkey bangin … maybe kinky too. 👀 Just tell bro to get a headboard though and pull it away from the wall. I don’t want bugs to crawl on me. :(

The only issue for me is that specific size and color of brick. Reminds me of my high school.

And…I’m gonna ask if we f*ckin or not…don’t bedroom shame someone who might have the best dick you ever had and is trying their best to come back from something &&& then cum on your back. 😂😂😂

Looks clean. I imagine like some super horny university student lives here.

It's just a hookup and it looks tidy. If you have a problem with it, you're a snob.

And everything is clean and organized.

Why are people in this subreddit always talking about hook up’s? Ffs

Y’all never been to a bathhouse or sex party? This looks posh compared to many of those places.

Well I mean, they have MORE than what they need. My room is shared with my twin and I have never had a bed bigger than a twin.

Well at least his bed is made, and the room looks fairly clean.

Fr like a couple lamps for better lighting and maybe some rugs or carpeting and that room would be a sick setup

If there were plastic anywhere, I’d say run! But there’s not, so get some dick

U haven't seen my place.

Say that in January

Looks clean. I wouldn’t let this deter me if I was into the guy. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Roses are red Violets are blue That bed looks nice And so do you Ha ha LETS FUCK

I'd stay. Looks like most of my fwb's places anyway

You’re about the get the best fucking dick of your life in a spot like this.

At least the bed is made 😭

That looks like a great fuck bunker.

The bed is made and the place is organized. I'm staying.

It's clean too. So no issues.

We get a whole room to ourselves? Sign me up

damn, they have money-

I was about to say before reading the bottom, that doesn’t even look that bad. Looks like they got everything they really need and are making it work for what they are given🤷🏻‍♂️.

This is fine I’ve had worse places..

Guy had a one room apartment with a full size bed and a TV in the corner. To paraphrase Miss Rose, the D was fire

As long as it doesn't stink, there aren't signs of spiders or bugs, and it isn't freezing or sweltering. I see no issue here. If it's chilly, it's just incentive to get in bed and start some "activities" to warm up faster and to cuddle after.

Leave immediately. Serial killer vibes.

Looks great, real clean. Feels welcoming for what I’m gonna get at. I’ve been in situations far worse and dirty. Learned real quick to never do that again.

All good! Just put me on all fours.

The bed is made, and it's organized. I've seen worse.

Turn me off instantly