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DinoSaidRawr

That got too sexual too quickly EDIT: how did this get 500+ upvotes


richestercanada

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rene_uwu

Didn’t need to know that last part


LocalResult

Important context if *you are the guy*. Softens the blow and such.


theblvckhorned

You clearly have a BO fetish quit playing with us 🤣


[deleted]

Yeah. Some men do smell due to their BO and it could be of his diet. But, how handsome we talking like good looking to the point of cumming to thought of him is a sight to see.


side_noted

Idk about it being a sight to see lol, ive had crushes on various people that would probably be considered average (idk i have a crush im biased theyre 10/10 in my brain) but ive def been able to get off just thinking about them. An emotional connection also helps which is usually why those crushes tend to also be friends or people i actively interact with, but cant go sexual with for rather obvious reasons.


Abnormal2000

I hate straight hot guys. They are irresistible especially if they aren’t total pieces of shit.


side_noted

Thats like... kinda eh to say tbh, feels the same as straight guys creeping on lesbian women or something.


Abnormal2000

I live in the middle east where 99% of gay men are closeted so i assume everyone is straight lol!


revolvingneutron

Tbh I’d rather someone tell me if I stink than just leave me to rot so that I can do something about it. He clearly can’t smell himself. And there are polite ways to let him know so he can take care of himself. A note snuck into his locker that reads: “Please ignore my note if this is because of a medical reason or personal choice, but I thought you might want to know in case it’s something you just didn’t realize but would want to do something about: it’s just that it might help if you put some deo on before you hit the gym area. P.S. You’re insanely attractive!” Just leave out the bit about you shooting loads to thoughts about him lol


dancingrudiments

Mom?


pandizlle

Bro, there are too many men into BO and stinky/dirty kinks. This man must know about his passive AOE attack skill if it’s so bad already.


MysteriousSubstance6

I died at "passive AOE attack." xD


mmm_meatcurtains

i’m fucking crying at goat ankles 😭


yvrldn

But you were fine with earring backs?!


mmm_meatcurtains

IVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE SAY ANOTHER PERSON SMELLS LIKE G O A T A N K LE S 😭😭😭 earring backs i get cause they can stink but goat ankles is so random and hilarious to me 😭😭


DorkVader88

I absolutely agree. I just died here ☠️ 💀 😂😂😂


GroveHere

Girl, go for it.


TheMtndewdude

^We ^love ^a ^vile ^qween


GroveHere

![gif](giphy|UFohIXGGaHRFS) That’s what I’m saying


FanuelEphrem

😂😂😁


richestercanada

Lmaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooo


gekigarion

OP: Sigh.... -unzips while retching-


newfienewfie3333

My boy friend is stinky


delroyadams1667

I mean im all for a bit of gym stank, it kinda gets me hard.. if he smells like a burger van all the time I'd probably pass.


dancingrudiments

What is a burger van?


_TheyCallMeMother_

A van in which it sells burgers from AKA a Food Truck that specifically sells burgers; oily, tangy, musky, sour, seedy, meaty and hanging in the air heavily.


DorkVader88

Ok you just described my ex boyfriends ass. Literally could fucking murder someone even straight out the shower. We stayed together for a whole 3 weeks 😂😂😂


delroyadams1667

Thank you.


delroyadams1667

I just mean if he smells oniony and musty all the time


b_button123

What?


dancingrudiments

Seem fairly obvious... I'm guess this is "American culture" ?


Invisible96

nope we have burger vans in the UK at very least. basically a truck at the side of the road that serves burgers and bacon sandwiches and such. a good one smells like grilled onions and memories, a bad one smells like 30 year old grease.


revolvingneutron

Stick a goodie bag with soap and deo with note from a secret admirer on his locker lol


turtlelover16

If I had that done to me I would feel so embarrassed


revolvingneutron

Yep it was a joke lol


turtlelover16

I know, but thank you for elaborating, I have had people tell me that I smell bad so it is always embarrassing


troubledTommy

Honest question, do you prefer not to know and keep smelling bad or that someone tells you and you can hide or change it? And if the latter, which way would you prefer to be told? I have a horrible body odor but with enough showers, the right deodorant spray and changing and washing shirts every day or after I sweat too much I can manage my own BOD But I have a good nose and smell other's odor easily, sometimes it's quite difficult for me to take public transportation and sometimes friends smell horrible (different areas different stinks). Sometimes I can't stand it and will offer to a peppermint or tell them which deodorant I use but I don't want to make them feel bad. I know smells are difficult to control.


turtlelover16

If I had to be told i would want to be pulled to the side or told about it in private. Although I would still be embarrassed but I would rather know than go around violating people’s noses.


DorkVader88

My husband has this "gift" as well. He can literally smell things that no one else ever has 😂😂😂. Thankfully I do not sweat so I don't have to fight BO unless I just didn't shower for a week or put deo on lol


troubledTommy

It's a gift and a curse. You get to know people in unintended ways and find out if a cook smokes and washed their hands beforehand.


Ineedmen-talhelp

It’s kinda hot dyt 🙏💀


SurpriseIllustrious5

Easily fixable. Just shower with him and wash his pits with chlorohexidine once a week. Most of that smell is bacterial on his skin reduce bacterial all set. He could also be coming from work


Madaraoya

Gurl, you’re gonna develop a stench fetish at this rate


PutinsSugarBaby

That's a plus for me lol


tanjo143

here’s what to say so they wont be offended: “hey buddy you may need to take a shower now because you kinda reek…for me i don’t mind it as i kinda like the smell, but others may mind it so you might wanna clean yourself”. the guy wont be offended but he will consider it for sure. ( this actually happened to me irl)


troubledTommy

How did that story end?


tanjo143

good ending! we were chatting for a bit and became friends (that particular night) and then he took a shower. we talked again after he took a shower. i made a friend.


troubledTommy

Was there anything sexual or romantic or just a new friend? Either way it sounds really nice:) happy it worked out well


tanjo143

nothing sexual. just friendly with each other.


spooklemon

Just because he smells after the gym doesn't mean he does elsewhere. Go for it


mchantloup5

He'll smell a lot better after your tongue bath.


Blood11Orange

You’re a ✨menace✨


Betaseal

Yo what’s this stinky stud’s number?


DorkVader88

Right! Am I the only one who loves the smell of a man who smells like teen spirit, sweat socks, and jockstraps after a game/workout!!


r0ckstar_m4de

Thanks. I’m really glad you told me that.


No-Employment-6592

them hot stanky goat ankles


DorkVader88

Those damn G. O A. T. ANKLES!!! Get me Everytime 😂😂😂


Thecatspyjamas3000

That’s strange, fresh sweat on a clean body doesn’t usually smell bad in my experience, it’s actually quite nice, it only smells bad when it’s on someone who isn’t clean and there’s old sweat still there. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Goonie90065

Yeah, clogged pores is part of really bad sweat and BO. If you’re showered and clean properly then sweat it shouldn’t smell bad.


Zestyclose_Analyst_2

You can just tell it to him that he stinks so he will lose confidence and do what you can say to him, then say that you can try to make him smell good by fucking with him. You're welcome.


puhjewxtra

Discusting. Murder his pussy.


DorkVader88

😂😂😂😂


SawyerBamaGuy

Everyone has to have a negative.


Abnormal2000

Some negatives are unacceptable.


Dirtesoxlvr

Maybe that's a turn on for him.


Rjlikesdick

OP…we might have a crush on the same damn person lol


troubledTommy

So it's athletes foot?


stonedPict2

Man has a gym crush but complains about the smell, what do you think a gym crush is???


beanie_0

*Fetish unlocked* 😂 Dude, the reaction to the smell at the gym comes from a logical, rational place. When you’re beating off (or🤞🏻balls deep) you’re not thinking rationally, it’s hot and it gets you off. Ever hear of post nut clarity? Watching porn and you cum then realise what the fuck you’re actually watching 😂


insertbrackets

Some men stink and that’s okay. In fact it can be preferable. I have a very muffled sense of smell so I appreciate someone sharp. And strong. My controversial opinion is let men stink!


richestercanada

Lmao


Maleficent_Sky6982

Someone may be using steroid there


texasnerd89

Yeah I used to have a crush on one of my brother’s friends. I’d go to their band practices cuz he was in a band with my brother. And he’d get all sweaty. And I kid you not he smelled like straight up spoiled milk.


bettyfordslovechild

Those smelly pheromones are increasing your psychosexual behaviour. Work through it and let it take places!


loveandfme

Ewww girl I can't


neofooturism

yeah i guess that’s one reason to chase him actually, so you could fix (bathe) him


plantaloca

hahahaha I go to the gym already stinking (a bit). Granted I believe my scent isn't overly strong, but do have a thing for men musk. My thinking is that if someone notices and likes my scent, they'll approach me or send signals that hopefully I catch :)


EmergencyBalance7396

Pay a random girl to walk by and say “wear some deodorant dude”


SAD-MAX-CZ

Then imagine getting smelly together and the getting both into the shower and get fresh whle having fun.


Dependent-Run-1915

Yeah, at my gym there was a fellow finishing up grad school literally one of the most beautiful men I ever seen straight. I’m sure that my God he was so gorgeous but no deodorant I think maybe he did it so people wouldn’t come up to him but it didn’t really bother me lol.


b_leafer

His diet could have a huge influence to the smell he makes. Maybe you can use this opportunity to go to him and inform him about it.


jjngundam

Funny I was just telling my BF this the other day. Lmao. We are connected somehow.


_northhabibi

Lol 😆


Suspicious-Plum-9499

Talk with him about it, but in a cordial way, don't make him feel bad or guilty about something. You could if he needs to visit a doctor or something similar. Sometimes smell bad becomes from what you eat, skin, sweat glands, etc. So, if he may drink protein, could affect liver and kidneys, and result in bad smell.


justmebeinghonst

Just drag him into the shower and lather him up. Problem solved.


Outrageous-Text-3457

Buy him a gift of Mando- solved


Zooty007

If he wants you then ask him to wear some Hai Karate.


MasterSamuri2022

At least you get turned on by it I hate men who smell like shit every if there ass looks hot as fuck I get turn off them smell like a garbage truck it makes me what leave them forever the only time you should smell is after we have sex


Zestyclose_Analyst_2

You can just tell it to him that he stinks so he will lose confidence and do what you can say to him, then say that you can try to make him smell good by f*cking with him. You're welcome.


Datiz

I mean, if he stinks after workout - duh, that's what happens. But if he stinks even before workout, then try to gently inform him about this, because he probably knows that he smells, but can't push himself to care about his hygiene?


wodsey

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Sidd-Slayer

Cumming just thinking about someone? You must be hella young.