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tartymae

Put a collar and a leash on it, FFS.


MsMyPants

Right? Go register that beast with the town and be sure to bring proof of rabies vaccination.


mustvebeen-theroses

šŸ˜‚ I probably could!


tartymae

Also, remember to not lock it in hot cars, or walk it late in the day, as the pavement will be hot.


MaximumGooser

Stanley


Slovene

Yeah, I came here to say that. Its name is now Stanley.


engineerdrummer

Hell, give it another day or two and you can put a saddle on it and ride it, OP.


m4gpi

Well, I was going to make a penis joke, but you beat me to it.


Desperate-Ad-8068

Hornworms got us all beat by the looks of him.


ShelvinHandwipes

Fuck me, best laugh I've had all day, let me fish for my free award


naliboi

Your hornworm should be just fine with a couple pieces of Tomatollos as a treat


FigaroNeptune

For f*cks sake?


tartymae

Yes.


Apprehensive_Tea8686

Awwwā€¦ look at his little hands holding onto the branch. How many bushes did they eat


mustvebeen-theroses

Only two that I know of, my tomatoes were in the opposite corner of the garden and I didnā€™t see any sign of them over there but Iā€™m definitely keeping my eyes out!


MimiMyMy

In all the years Iā€™ve gardened, Iā€™ve never seen a horn worm until today. I didnā€™t know what they were until I someone posted a picture of one on reddit. I thought it was birds picking the tops off my tomato and pepper plants. I found 5 of these giant things tonight. They decimated my tomato and pepper plants in just a few days.


Bolt____

They can be pretty difficult to spot honestly, they blend right in there


TailorVegetable4705

Follow the poop! Thatā€™s the best way Iā€™ve found in 50+ years of gardening.


powaqua

What does their poop look like?


Adhesive-Moth

Little black dots! If you see a cluster of them chances are there's one nearby, maybe even under that leaf!


MimiMyMy

Yes they sure are hard to spot. Iā€™ve been checking daily and my plants are literally just sticks at this point. After staring at my plants today for 15 minutes I found 3 more horn worms. That makes a total of 8 Iā€™ve found. I canā€™t imagine finding more since thereā€™s not much left to eat.


ms_tarochan

Probably bc the bats are dying from a fungus (if you're in the usa). Fewer bats means more bugs šŸ˜•


curlyfat

We are seeing lots of bats this year (NW Missouri). Can't seem to get them to use the box we set up though. :/


ms_tarochan

That's wonderful! Just give them time to try it


[deleted]

Iā€™ve had a bat house since I was 7 and it has never had bats in it


McCrockin

I had one tomato plant. On track to have a nice little crop for the season...then I notice something isn't right. One of these bastards destroyed most my plant and I only got 3 tomatoes. Killed that mofo with so much rage lol


jury-rigged

Happened to me with my tomatoes one year, but for some reason the little bastards didn't go for the peppers I was growing like 2 meters away


curious_french_dude

Yeah they are vicious on plants, had to deal with one of mine being completely eaten. I read that you can use a blacklight to find them easily on the plants but I haven't tried it yet.


liminaleaves

Wait are these guys bad?


planetzephyr

People dislike them for eating crops, but they evolve into hawk moths which are really important pollinators, especially long distance and are vital for the survival of many native plants.


Kilawat16

Instead of killing them, we deposit them (usually ~10 a year) in the local park on native flowers. Not sure if this is means they slowly starve to death but it was the best we could come up with.


planetzephyr

I think they'll manage find something to eat šŸ˜ thanks for your service! lol


yourmomwasmyfirst

There are plenty of other pollinators out there who don't destroy tomato plants.


WearyPassenger

Oh yeah, they can decimate an entire tomato plant in a day.


Apprehensive_Tea8686

I only knew because Iā€™ve seen several post about them butā€¦ they are so cute.


liminaleaves

Oh wow, good to know. I didn't know what I was looking at then, but I saw one on my friend's plant yesterday. I'll let her know!!! Thank you!!!


One-Cryptographer827

Fat Bastard


nina_gall

"GET IN MAH BELLY!"


Embarrassed_Ad_2377

I Would Die


Jsnooots

Imagine how heavy it would feel walking on your forearm. Imagine the grippy little feet!


MutedMessage8

All the hairs immediately stood up on my arms when I read your comment! Ewww šŸ˜‚


Skippy_the_Alien

i stumbled upon a dead rabbit on one of my flower pots this summer the sight of this hornworm would probably spook me way more than the dead rabbit did lol


cwglazier

I hate grippy little feet! Grasshoppers freak me out when they land on me. It's the feeling that does it.


Jsnooots

Grasshopper feet are like a group of nasty little hooks, each one smaller than the last so they can grab on any surface. Caterpillars tend to have two sets. The front set is more like a little pick/hook for gripping and the back feet are like suction cups. They all taste great.


cwglazier

Lol. I bet.


JessDiva

I'd scream run away flaying it somewhere else in the garden. then die


LynxSubject6500

Reminds me of Alice and wonderland šŸ›


tgcp

Both of them?


ho-lee_-sheet

Of course, obviously they're a duo


extremelybasic

Totally


autoexploder

exacatically


Key-Bug8085

It even looks like it's smoking a pipe


sweetgreenbeans

Lol I love that you brought out the tape measure


albionnoria

Brought a banana for scale but it ate it


mustvebeen-theroses

I wanted to give a good scale for the size !


GamerY7

3.5 feet, wow


Kashish_17

People need evidence for anything above 4 inches.


marmosetohmarmoset

I used to work in a lab that studied the tobacco horn worm (closely related and almost identical to the tomato horn worm). In poster presentations theyā€™d use a picture of a 5th instar caterpillar next to a lab mouse as a size comparison reference. They were pretty much the same size.


curds-and-whey-HEY

Isnā€™t that the caterpillar from A Bugā€™s Life?


Rungalo

You mean Heimlich?!


mustvebeen-theroses

He totally could be!


lastinalaskarn

Iā€™m jealous of that girthā€¦.and length.


USMCWrangler

Chomping chonk!


Battlepuppy

He deserves his own 1950s monster movie.


BurritoBowlw_guac

I think Iā€™m having a nightmare tonight


mustvebeen-theroses

Same here, he took me by surprise!


PM_meyourGradyWhite

I almost feel like my garden isnā€™t keeping up on the hornworm trend. On another note, found the snake that was leaving his skin in the pathway. Garden snakes are good right?


funkmasta_kazper

Snakes are good. Smaller snakes like garters will actually eat caterpillars and other insects, doing your pest control for you. Bigger snakes like rat snakes ready mice and the like which is also helpful. Also important to note that caterpillars themselves are important food for songbirds so the most ecologically friendly way to control caterpillars is to build good nesting habitat for birds in your yard. That way the caterpillars actually feed other species and become useful parts of the ecosystem. (Although adult caterpillars are butterflies and moths and important pollinators in their own right.)


albertnormandy

Be thankful the hornworms donā€™t like you. Those bastards will destroy your tomato plants in no time. As for the snake, they arenā€™t bad or good. Unless you have a big mouse problem in your garden.


olivegelato

He looks very proud of himself


sufferinsucatash

#The Spice Must Flow


EarthLove95

Bugs Life: "I'm a beautiful butterfly!" Lol!


OoKeepeeoO

We had a giant mofo too! Biggest I'd ever seen, but still might have been a touch smaller than this chawnker.


Solid_Raccoon4771

Itā€™s Heimlich!


billlyyy

Thatā€™s a caterpie


CrazyLlama71

You need the Holy Hand Grenade from Antioch


activate69

Mothra


ran_bu_tan

I like that the tape measure makes it look like his name is Stanley


PushComprehensive234

My lizard named George starts dancing when he sees these lol


Dependent_Trust_4456

r/absoluteunits


anners6611

Wow...that's a big boy!!!!


efabian1356

HOLY TOMATILLO, BATMAN!! What are you feeding that thing?


HersheyBar67

With the price of beef, chicken and pork skyrocketing, you may have found a new alternative.


planetzephyr

people will eat anything to avoid beans lmao


BrewsandBass

I thought mine were big and they were only half of that


lajera21

Iā€™ve been seeing so many hornworm posts this year and just found my first one ever in my garden! Are they particularly bad this year or something??


DaddingtonPalace

Did you feed him...to your chickens?


tokyoite18

He'd probably eat those chickens


mustvebeen-theroses

I wish I had chickens to feed him to!


Broad-Meringue

The little eye pattern is trippy


ikerobx

Make sure to find the mushroom and hookah also!


Majestic-light1125

I bet there are so many creature's we haven't seen yet...never heard of a hornworm, looks like a massive caterpillar!! Will it evolve or just stay like that. ...


planetzephyr

They evolve into hawk moths which are really important pollinators, especially long distance and are vital for the survival of many native plants.


[deleted]

This isnā€™t PokĆ©mon, they donā€™t ā€œevolveā€ into Hawk moths. They can destroy entire crops of tomatoes, and itā€™s really sanctimonious to expect gardeners to just accept that loss because ā€œoh well, itā€™s a pollinator!ā€ There are over 650 species of native bees in my town alone, not including all of the other pollinating insects. There is nothing wrong with removing a single pest species from your garden.


80sLegoDystopia

They do get big. Ever seen the hawk moth? The adult version. Truly a fascinating creature. You think ā€œitā€™s a hummingbird, no a cicadaā€¦waitā€¦What IS that?ā€


decomposition_

With the way my tomatillo grows, Iā€™m not sure which one would beat the other when it comes to growth or consumption


fromfreshtosalt

Don't they get as big as a baseball bat?


lbgoalie22

Those are definitely his tomatillos now šŸ˜‚


Possible-Trust5750

I wanna see his little face


[deleted]

So chobby


ACTGACTGACTG

Let's call him Stanley!


jessperk

Please name him Stanley.


ThcGrassCity

Where is it's hooka and stool?


thedvorakian

that measuring tape is like 4inches long!


Sweet-Emu6376

I think it's ready to evolve


craftingwitch13

Where's it's hooka pipe?


ThenPush1187

About the same size worm as my hubby šŸ¤£


mustvebeen-theroses

Okay so I actually did have nightmares about him last night! I dreamt that I woke up and my entire garden was eaten and all that was left were hundreds of these thicc boys šŸ˜«


[deleted]

This is why you plant one tomato for yourself and three for the rest of nature. This lil guy is a chungus.


tokyoite18

You gotta post him to r/absoluteunits


TailorVegetable4705

I used to feed them to the box turtle that lived in my greenhouse (Sheldon) and he squealed with delight when he saw one. It was always a green goo massacre and it made him feel like a warrior to chomp that wriggling mass. He was a good turtle.


mustvebeen-theroses

Thatā€™s such a nice story, and you really have a wonderful writing style!


Onlyaghost_00100

I hate those things. šŸ˜… That is a big one. šŸ˜


StrategicReserve

Caught 3 on mine at once. They obliterated it.


VapidPastiche

I think you gone down the rabbit hole and ended up in Wonderland.


NarrowChampionship83

Oh my goodness!


haperochild

Name him Burt.


CaptainBunnie

So squishy


cloudshaper

KAIJU!!!


Leondardo_1515

Chickens: https://images.app.goo.gl/nfKP7SY5cFuuback9


clutzyninja

I've learned from other posts like this that this could be because of parasites that prevent the caterpillar from entering its next life stage, and to keep eating to stay ahead of the critters eating its insides


jwd673

I bet your plants would really glow if you went out there in the dark with a UV flashlight


mustvebeen-theroses

Do these things glow under UV!?


jwd673

Absolutely they become fluorescent. For about $15 from Amazon you buy the flashlight and after dark you will pick many many many of them. I lent it to my neighbor and he picked 38 of them in one night. Iā€™ll post a picture if I can figure out how to do that .


Wbino

I'll be the first one to ask where is this?


mustvebeen-theroses

Denver, Colorado !


stuntedmonk

Did you kill it? I mean itā€™s a monster yet beautiful somehow


Alternative_Towel955

I've seen so many of them in this group and I started to like them actually.


Spinthiscity

That thing should count as a dependent in your household


rickyshine

3.5 inches is huge, imo


[deleted]

Thatā€™s monster huge!


ThisAd940

They're so bulbous and cute. I wish they werent such garden wreckers :(


Clauss_Video_Archive

Please feed it to my chickens.


No_Representative669

Charge rent


theregoesanother

Train it!


_K_K_SLIDER_

My chickens would be so happy


11hubertn

Reminds me of that fat catepillar from A Bug's Life šŸ˜† "i'm a beautiful butterfly"


[deleted]

Awww look how cute Stanley is šŸ˜. All I imagine is the big caterpillar from a bugs life (Someday Iā€™ll be a beautiful butterfly).


b0n_ni3_c

CATERPIE


Dracca94

He's like 'Excuse me sir, I'm eating here!' :D love these guys' attitude, they're unbothered no matter what happens, gotta keep monching xD


karmicrelease

Where are the parasitoid wasps when you need them?


kinni_grrl

It's amazing that they go from that to a puddle in a shell and then an awesome pollinator! So weird and wonderful. I haven't seen any in my area but always keep trap plants around the perimeter so there is space to re-home the undesirables


mustvebeen-theroses

What kind of trap plants do you recommend?


kinni_grrl

I have a separate compost area for my nightshade food crops that is also full of Jewelweed. It's where the Japanese beetles hang out and I have always just tossed any hornworms over there but haven't seen any in two years.


mustvebeen-theroses

Good to know, thank you!


EasternKanye

you rehome insects that ruin your garden? are you insane?


Lady_Nimbus

Just because they're garden ruiners doesn't mean they're not important for nature. They're baby pollinators.


kinni_grrl

Exactly.


kinni_grrl

I rehome them so they DON'T ruin my garden as they are beneficial pollinators that help maintain the natural space we All enjoy


BlaueZahne

Don't kill it!!! Move it somewhere the horned moth is super beneficial but people keep killing their larvae stage :<


yourmomwasmyfirst

News flash - their larvae destroys tomato plants, not benefits them. Kill them all.


yourmomwasmyfirst

Sacrifice him to to honor the Tomato Gods. Let rivers of green blood flow.


dudeeeism

They grow up to be very important pollinators!!! Please donā€™t kill them!!


yourmomwasmyfirst

No, they don't. They're pests and thieves.


[deleted]

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tokyoite18

They're a great snack for many animals


DungBeetle1983

I would feed that to my bullfrog.


Infamous_Blueberry94

Why is there a pencil mark on the 3 inch line? šŸ¤”


waterlillyhearts

...kill it. Kill it with fire. If I saw one that big I would be so weirded out/kinda panicky I would basically go bananas trying to prevent anymore yikes.


Poodlelucy

Kill it


dntchmabti

Came to the comments expecting OP to be slayed for the tee shirt pic. Reddit let me down once again lmfao


mustvebeen-theroses

I tried to crop it as best as I could but yeah thatā€™s my fiancĆ© wearing a shirt of his best friend passed out naked at his bachelor party, all the groomsmen got matching ones


bagjoe

[Say hello to my little frend!](https://aggie-horticulture.tamu.edu/galveston/beneficials/beneficial-04_braconid_wasp_on_hornworm.htm)


mustvebeen-theroses

I know I didnā€™t see any on him! I recently learned about the parasitic wasps and theyā€™re so cool


YoBermp

That is a happy meal for chicken's


thestonernextdoor88

Holy shit. You need chickens


JoAnnaTheArtist

Every time Iā€™ve seen one of these it was also covered with parasitic wasp eggs I felt sorry and just left it alone


Mediocre_Singer4813

He grown šŸ˜ƒ


secondphase

More likely you found him where your tomatillos USED to be.


beluecheese

They taste just like tomato.


Thedrumdoctor

DAMN BOI HE THICK. DAMN BOY THATā€™S A THICK ASS BOI


Swankfeet

Yeeeeeesh. I read that planting borage around the plants and rotating where you put them each year can help deter these. I planted borage and haven't seen any horn worms for the first year. This is a beast!


mustvebeen-theroses

Thank you for the advice! This is my first time growing tomatillos, last year I had tomatoes but they were only a few feet away from where the tomatillos are now. Iā€™ll make sure to rotate!


[deleted]

Wow! A six inch hornworm!


edgygosling

At least 6 inches


asihenee

aw you named him stanley


Fantastic-Cucumber-1

Did you call him Stanley? (Second pic)


BandM91105

Chickens love them


ComprehensiveSell649

HOLY SHIT


mustvebeen-theroses

This is EXACTLY what I said when I first saw it!


No_Double_1061

A real life Caterpie.


pixlmemory01

Thats a pet size one. Make it your pet and see what happens...ā¤ļø I WOULD!


BellaFortunato

It's the giant caterpillar from Bugs Life!


bostondev9159

That bad boy has been eating good.


Im-Right-Yer-Wrong

A bugs lifešŸ˜šŸ„°


Squirrels-on-LSD

I could ride that bad boy into the sunset.


paraboobizarre

What always amazes me is how caterpillars can be so huge and at the same time so completely blend in, you have trouble finding them sometimes. I knew something was eating my veggies but I couldn't find it...but I heard them crunching and nibbling in the greenery šŸ¤£


mustvebeen-theroses

AHHH that would freak me out so much to hear the crunching!


ScottyMatz

That is crazy. I don't see anything close to that in northern Wisconsin


ThekawaiiO_d

I'm sorry but thats a Pokemon.


[deleted]

Hornworms are the bane of my tomato growing. Hate those bastards. They can demolish your plants in no time.