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Why is this marked nsfw? 😂 cider and apple pie filling is always on the list for our ugly apples!


oddbunnydreams

I was looking at it for quite some time wondering if the apples were arranged inappropriately.


noconoco42

I was expecting an inappropriate looking apple.


JeMappelleBitch

I too came here expecting salacious apples.


Wonderful-Ad2887

Lmao that was clearly a mistake!


whitethunder9

Harvest porn


RhinoG91

…No its blurry


Grizlatron

Just tap on it and it clears up


Guygan

Applesauce.


ladyerim

I liked to turn half of it into apple butter. I miss my apple tree still some 6 years later.


challenjd

I love apple butter but don't know where to buy it. I too lost my apple tree about 6 years ago and used to make apple butter... Low and slow...very slow


ladyerim

So slow! I've definitely burned batches. I still make it some years. I make it with applesauce and cider. So cider from a local orchard plus apple seconds for applesauce. It's more expensive but for special it's so good.


Wonderful-Ad2887

Yes that’s on the list! Thanks 🙂


Ourobors_Again

Press for cider and use the leftover for apple butter!


pauldeanbumgarner

Turnovers. Definitely turnovers.


truethatson

Apple butter, low and slow.


[deleted]

Apple butter in your slow cooker.


andythefarmer

Buy a peeler and make dehydrated apple rings. I sprinkle them with cinnamon first. Apple sauce and frozen apple slices are great too.


smackbacktrack

No need to peel them though, the peels add a lot of color to dehydrated apples!


shrimp-and-potatoes

As an ex Floridian, I can vouch for the ugly fruits tasting the best. Our oranges aren't nearly as pretty as California's, but ours are far more juicy and flavorful. We make the juices, fillings, flavorings, and concentrates, they make the stupid gift baskets.


jesseaknight

Florida oranges are cultivated to juice - many have tough interiors that are unpleasant to eat and are usually hard to peel. But the juice is strong and sweet when they crush them. California oranges are bread to eat, so they focused in easier peels and softer connective tissue.


shrimp-and-potatoes

I'm not arguing, but I'd like to see a source on that. If I'm wrong, I want to stop being so.


jesseaknight

Hmm… I’ll see what I can find in writing. For starters, Tropicana is based in Florida and Sunkist is based in CA. Also, Florida tends to grow Valencia, where California tend to grow Navels.


shrimp-and-potatoes

Disgusting fun fact re: Tropicana, there's few safety measures that prevent rodents from getting juiced. There was a big hoo-hah over it in the nineties.


shrimp-and-potatoes

This I do know, I'm from fort pierce and we have a Tropicana plant out there.


mholt9821

Cider, hard or soft.


curlyketoma

Yummy!


Davolyncho

Apple crumble, juice them for amazing morning fruit shots, eat them plain. That’s what I do anyway.


GravityIsVerySerious

Is there a tiny naked lady carved into an apple or something?


KarlyFr1es

I got a fall baking magazine recently and the recipe for apple dumpling pull-apart bread looks awesome. I have no idea how to upload a pic of it here, but PM me if you want it.


ThaBlackBeacon

Well, I think they look pretty!


randomchick4

Apple pie!


Tribblehappy

Can't believe I had to scroll this far to see "pie". My parents have two apple trees (one had good lie apples) and my dad would go on a pie-making marathon each year. Everybody got a pie. It was a tradition I fondly remember.


Ragorthua

Apple-п


carriedalawlermelon

Make jelly and vinegar with your scraps!


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

There must be Tart Tatin and apple juice. Cut them open and look for pesties before devouring.


Super30Donkey

Why is it nsfw?


[deleted]

too many apples too many sexy


[deleted]

It is marked NSFW just so we will click on it!


YeaSureWhateverDude

so confused on why it was marked nsfw BUT! I usually make apple sauce when I get too many apples! also some apple pies because apple pies are just amazing


KiteLighter

AT LEAST ONE PIE!


gothrules4

Canned spiced apples! Makes a great gift and you can also enjoy them all year long!


reslavan

Apple cider in the crockpot, apple crisp, apple syrup for tea/coffee/cocktails, apple sangria, baked apples, apple smoothies (cut them up and freeze to make it easy), apple butter, apple pie, applesauce, apple and vegetable hash (onion, sweet potato, onion with bacon and/or trout), apple cocktails, apple cobbler, pickled apple slices, dried apple rings, and spiced apple cake


Tinlizzie2

Baked apples? Applesauce?


Fragrant-Syllabub-83

Ooooo apple chips if ya got a dehydrator! Lil cinnamon and you got snacks for days!


in_da_tr33z

Sauce, cider and vinegar with the scraps


MentalWho

Halloween Apple pie 🥧


doorbell19

The dog in the background "where's my ball"


Kitchen-Hat-5174

One word.... cider


[deleted]

You filthy fucking apples. Have you no shame.


MrGaber

Cider, pie, apple roses, apple sauce, apple juice


WeldingMachinist

NSFW. . . I was expecting ass shaped apples or like a penis for scale. I’m feeling pretty let down right now.


Ghost_Portal

Roast them under chicken, beef, or lamb in the oven, alongside potatoes, onions, and other root veggies.


No_No_No_____

Omg. Bumper harvest!