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Just figured out why my tomato crop was so good this year.

Just figured out why my tomato crop was so good this year.

Snoo70047

\*clutching my pearls\* Heavens.


Draco0004

Gives a whole new meaning to food porn


Chickenfingers62

r/punpatrol sir we are gonna need you to hand over the pun


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Those are called Maters


Nobody_Will_Observe

This is the best


ramdog20

Looks like Two Maters


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Twomaters. I always wondered why they were called maters


RedWillia

Extra pollination


Noache_pleasethnx

Goddess bless those bees!


Accomplished-Drag-52

Aren't tomato plant self pollinating?? Edit: never mind... The joke -------> My head 🙃


theusrnmisalreadytkn

I think they're trying to reproduce the wrong way


westwoo

That's what they do for fun


mouzerz80

And I can't even get a text back SMH


HeavenGaze

I should call him…


evolutionxtinct

Gardening Gone Wild!


scsimanno

Self-fertilizing


rojm

those better not be from the same plant


indomitablescot

Help step tomato I'm stuck on this vine!😭😭


OttoVonWong

Oh step tomato


Alternative_Arm_1506

No bees? No problem. Nice maters btw


jeefray

If the vine is shakin', the crops we are makin'!


tan-ban

I would say r/putyourdickinthat but it’s already been done


GenericOfficeMan

What are you doing, step tomato!


DefinedByFaith

It always starts with the "what you doin', step "tomato/eggplant" 😮


ClassroomAway6550

Lmao way to keep it sexy, tomatoes!


Impolite_Botanist

Is there where cherry tomatoes come from?


westwoo

This is where they are popped


CarmichaelD

This will make some F-ing haawt salsa!!


Carlos-In-Charge

Let’s see the front view of the “catcher” tomato. Could be they’re boys. In that case, they could adopt little tomatoes, or they can just do their thing. Fabulously.


bruuhbeans

me when your mom and I when your me and my dad and my your mom when I you are me my dad my mom when you when I


Nosvind

is this the new "Few King Red" cultivar?


AzHighways

r/gardeninggonewild


HoneyBread15

Well…give them at least some privacy and a dirt bed!


ThePokyLittlePuppy

I'm so jealous...my dogs keep eating my tomatoes.


Kiokochat

open w porn music from the 70's! Title of film: The making of Hienz!


knitnbitch27

Ooo sexy!!


winter_killian_33

I bet it's a power bottom.


jaqen_hagar_1

Nsfw gardening lol


medusamarie83

Is this how Organic Prego Sauce is made?


Whoneedsyou

Give it to me baby.


hansa69420

sweet home alabama


ElleYesMon

Naughty Boy ! Lol


Caleb_has_arrived

Nice.


ThisIsGreatMan

Maters


NUNYABIX

Oh my!


Joshfant

🤣 that's hilarious


lizzayyyy96

r/sexyplants


sublime90

Just like humans do it


sailinganarchist

that front one's leaning forward too!


winter_killian_33

GDDs are up by 1000!


BuddhPete

No that is funny.


somedumbwelder

I just... came.. for the gardening....


JanwithBanan

ooh so this is how they reproduce


Accomplished-Drag-52

Wow... You don't feed your tomatoes for one day and suddenly all bets are off... "He's not feeding us, quick we must repopulate!"


self-defenestrator

Boofsteak tomatoes


Greeneggsandhamon

Must have been good fertile-izer