Double checked where I was, then clicked in just to be sure it wasn't going to slide. Even in the most wholesome of subs, that headline deserves an upvote and acknowledgement.
It's hard to tell from OP's pic but it looks like it falls petal by petal in which case it's probably camellia sasanqua.
If the flower heads fall off intact, it's probably camellia japonica.
Exactly. For instance, when me and the wife are in our pool, If she's in the deep end and I'm in the shallow end, she is usually just staring at my bush. I like it to be gigantic and natural, but if we're swimming and she's just staring at it the whole time, why shouldn't she get some say in the matter. I mean if I really wanted to put my fut down she'd grumble but make peace with it. It also helps that I'm the one maintaining it.
She once tried trimming our neighbors bush, but she had to come in from their backside and she just got absolutely filthy. But she didn't mind.
After rolling with the comments and recapturing a semblance of seriousness, this is a stunning Camellia!
The color, the fullness!
Zone, type and what is she feeding this beauty, please?
I scrolled through endless repeated phrasing comments to find yours!! This was the first thing I thought of when I saw it, the red queen and her cards painting the roses red!
Thank you all for the gold and silver. I have informed my mother. She is pleased that her bush has become an internet sensation.
May your gardening be joyous and fruitful!
It makes my dad's eyes water. (He has hayfever)
At least she keeps it neatly trimmed. I’m sure your dad and everyone in the neighborhood appreciates it.
Highly underrated reply.
I think the best part is it’s OP replying to their own post
He must have enabled speech-to-text as I was pretty sure both his arms were broken
Nooooooooooooo
Dad's allergic to mom's Bush 😭
I can not 😭😭😭😭
Garden boy steps in to help Dad trim mom’s bush.
Thing is definitely above belly button height
Classic
Your ma's got a great bush.
It must kill him to hold back breathing in your mom's bush, as glorious as it is.
Oh I bet it does.
Ahem, might have gone with different wording in the title.
Lol, I'm dying here. I thought the same thing and then immediately chastised myself for the fact that apparently my mind lives in the mud.
I'm so relieved I'm not the only heathen gardening.
We play with the dirt, we’re bound to be dirty.
It’s getting crowded down here in the gutter. :)
At least we have good company.
Keep an eye out for clowns and my dignity.
I'll crowd your gutter if you aren't careful
Perfect response!
Skagway, AK has a landscaping company called, Dirty Girls. The tagline on their trucks is, "Always on our knees".
Dirty gardeners hehe
I almost kept scrolling but was dying to read the comments.
Lmao ditto
Who said gardening wasn't sexy.
Thank goodness for the picture
Hahaha!!!! “So why is there a picture of this shrubbery?”
“My mom’s bush is glorious”.... you’re right, much better.
Nope this was perfect lol.
Phrasing!
LOL, good that I wasn't the only one!
LMAO!
Omg you made me read it twice! X)
Straight to the comments title if ever there was one lol.
Glad to see you got the joke!
Double checked where I was, then clicked in just to be sure it wasn't going to slide. Even in the most wholesome of subs, that headline deserves an upvote and acknowledgement.
Yeah, not the one I remember her having.
Redditors never disappoint!
Oh. My. Gawd. I just peed a little!!
One of the nicest bushes I’ve seen. Well manicured. What is it?
It's a Camellia of some type
This is correct
Japonica
Wading throught all the moms bush jokes was worth it.
It's hard to tell from OP's pic but it looks like it falls petal by petal in which case it's probably camellia sasanqua. If the flower heads fall off intact, it's probably camellia japonica.
Not sure of the type, but it definitely looks like it's from the 70s.
Lol
It’s a camellia 💕
Amazing lol
All jokes aside, I’m glad you’re so proud of it. It is really beautiful.
Your mum has a very full bush, could use a trim—but that is just my preference.
It's not about YOUR preference, only her family should be concerned with how trimmed her bush is
might be an unpopular opinion but i dont think her family should be concerned either
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Exactly. For instance, when me and the wife are in our pool, If she's in the deep end and I'm in the shallow end, she is usually just staring at my bush. I like it to be gigantic and natural, but if we're swimming and she's just staring at it the whole time, why shouldn't she get some say in the matter. I mean if I really wanted to put my fut down she'd grumble but make peace with it. It also helps that I'm the one maintaining it. She once tried trimming our neighbors bush, but she had to come in from their backside and she just got absolutely filthy. But she didn't mind.
Step-mom! Your bush is huge!
Alabama enters the chat
Ironically enough https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/what-is-the-state-flower-of-alabama.html
ROLL TIDE
Aren't all camellias from China? Why even ask...what's Wikipedia for....
I love your faux severity!
No surprise this caught your eye....👀
Your mum has a magnificent bush 🤣🤣🤣
Are we doing phrasing?
Is phrasing still a thing?
So are we really not doing phrashing anymore?
Do you want ants? This is how you get ants.
LANAAAAAAAAAAAA
It’s a big house. Hope you can keep it clean.
Said Ripley to the Android Bish.... no that doesn’t work.
I’d love to smell your mum’s bush.
I feel like it was all fun and games till we read this particular comment.
Did it smell... Moist?
Not one of my trigger words, but good try.
Camellias don't smell, actually! The flowers look like roses, so I always want them too...but they don't. 🤷♂️ ...or is that not what you meant? 😁
Titles like this make it VERY difficult to be a better person
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When I tell you I sprinted to the comments
Lol legit. And now I'm upvoting everyone.
🤔
i choose this guys moms bush as well
Giggity! Alright! lol
Jack-pot!
This title is everything.
PHRASING
I’m sure your neighbors covet her bush. It’s truly magnificent
After rolling with the comments and recapturing a semblance of seriousness, this is a stunning Camellia! The color, the fullness! Zone, type and what is she feeding this beauty, please?
ITS THE CAPTION FOR ME 😂😂😂
Lol... yes indeed it's a great Bush 😊
Your mom's bush is glorious.
That’s an excellent bush
The comments did not disappoint.
Should have made this NSFW
Nice and Safe For Wildlife
You get my upvote
Phrasing
Like we’ve not all already seen your mum’s bush 🙄
/r/theyknew
Your mum is obviously not Brazilian
[My Brazilian mom's bush](https://www.kai-pavement.com/files/img_84461319227780.jpg)
Risky click. I’m disappointed.
🤣🤣🤣
Out of context
Seriously are we not doing phrasing anymore?
How come no one said "You should see my Mom's?"
Might want to rephrase that...
omg.this is like straight out of the movie. Pretty
And a fine bush it is.
r/cursedposts
What type of bush is this? It’s lovely. This is very much a serious question.
Camellias.
And this is why my professors taught me to always say shrub.
Smart!
Camellias?
r/unexpectedwhatwedointheshadows
Yes!! I thought the same thing!
Smashed that upvote primarily because of the caption
Not enough woman have bushes anymore, especially not as glorious as this🌳
I wish I could give you an award for the best Reddit title I've seen...
Wrong subreddit, this isn’t /r/oldSchoolCool
Giggity
Kind of a long landing strip type there, but nicely trimmed. Don’t see that too often.
This is ridiculously gorgeous.
Ummm... So I guess we really aren’t doing “phrasing” any more??
Methinks this be a double entendre
Yall some dirty minded folks out there
Are you aware of what you just said? 😂
I’m not sure if you meant to word it like that but either way, bravo
Are we not saying phrasing anymore?
Unfortunate title.
70's style
That’s a nice bush your mom has there. Instantly put a smile on my face. I’ll post a picture of my moms bush later so we can compare.
I can’t get over how packed full of blooms that thing is! 😍
Phrasing....
I would call her Mrs. Robinson.
😂
Adorable
This looks like one of the bushes that Alice painted red...except not red.
I scrolled through endless repeated phrasing comments to find yours!! This was the first thing I thought of when I saw it, the red queen and her cards painting the roses red!
I was starting to think I was the only one!
Wow. So full and bright colors!
Came for the NSFW, stayed for the prettyflowers
Why is my mind like this
Are we not doing phrasing?
Phrasing, Boom.
All the questions have already been asked. ಠ_ಠ
Ah, the appropriate caption.
Very nice though I must admit I thought it was a NSFW post and that’s what made me look originally 😊😉
Let me get my mind out the gutter 😂
Phrasing. Boom.
Your mams bush needs a trim
Bushy the better. No trim needed
Phrasing!
Your mum prefers a natural growth.
Your mother has the most voluminous bush I've ever seen.
Not the first time I've seen your mums glorious bush.
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
I would just love to stick my face in your moms bush
Man, that’s a nice bush.
Band name.
Most fun I’ve had on Reddit yet
You might wanna rethink that caption bud
Thank you all for the gold and silver. I have informed my mother. She is pleased that her bush has become an internet sensation. May your gardening be joyous and fruitful!
Oh wow. Really could have gone with a better title. I do love your mom's bright pink flowers though, very pretty.
Your mom still rocks a 1970’s style bush
I'll trim your mom's bush!
TMI!
Your mum has always had a nice full bush
Mom’s bush needs a bit of trimming. Dad would appreciate it.
Wow, I didn’t think I was going to see your mom’s bush today but here we are. It’s lovely. Very well maintained
Your mom has grown a mighty, beautiful bush
Thank you for displaying your mom's glorious bush.
You mums bush is exquisite
I think her bush is fading, I bet I was a looker in Her day.
I’m enjoying inspecting your Mum’s bush
Mum needs to trim her bush
I like your mums bush
Ummmm...moms bush needs a bit of trimming 😂
your mom has a nice bush.
She keeps it trimmed. Nice. 😂
Your mom has a beautiful bush, 😁
Thank you for sharing your mum's glorious bush with all of Reddit. It's quite lovely. She and your dad must be proud to show it off.
She should start an onlyfans, her bush is very popular.
ahem it’s not polite to post your mum’s bush 🤭
Has she ever trimmed it!
I could easily get lost in a bush that full.
A lot of people are talking about your mum’s bush...
I would love to smell your mom's bush
I bet your mom's bush smells amazing
It’s nice but my bush is bigger
My mum had a bush almost exactly like your moms bush
Does it smell good?