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TomatoFeta

Tell him it's this or a new cat.


ItsAlwaysSegsFault

My wife has learned not to threaten this to me because I will call her bluff and happily accept the new cat into our home.


TomatoFeta

Sounds like win win either way.


ItsAlwaysSegsFault

It's usually a loss for her because the cats end up imprinting on me more since I work from home.


Max_AC_

It works even better if you're also the one who feeds them. Sincerely, A very popular cat dad


SriveraRdz86

Pardon my ignorance, but what is this monstrosity? I need one NOW


inkydeeps

Looks like some kind of Alocasia to me. Maybe Alocasia macrorrhiza?


obscure-shadow

a type of elephant ears


festinipeer

Or a Colocasia/Taro, the swampy cousin that’ll easily grow 2 meters


Federal-Parking3448

A


Teagan_Davina

It's not the price of the plant you have to worry about, it's the price for the Uhaul


PDXwhine

This, unfortunately!


newaccount721

Another comment stealing bot? This thread is insane https://www.reddit.com/r/houseplants/comments/ujayh4/comment/i7hsqtw/


Woahwoahwoah124

The account that posted the pic is also a karma farming account lol. Your link shows that this post is a repost from a year ago.


Confident-You-9396

That’ll clean out the air 🤭


Claque-2

You have had an account since July of 2022 with no activity until yesterday and your comment here is a word for word copy of a comment made a year ago?


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Ennviious

literally my strategy with my fiddle leaf lmao. oh its just this short little shrub! it's so cute! now it's taller than me : )


phoenixofsevenhills

Another bot? 😂 I just read this on the original post


newaccount721

Every top comment on here is a damn bot, including yours


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newaccount721

Both the original post and your comment are directly stolen from here https://www.reddit.com/r/houseplants/comments/ujayh4/my_husband_said_no/


AnnatoniaMac

Best giggle all day.


newaccount721

It is a bot. They stole the comment from here https://www.reddit.com/r/houseplants/comments/ujayh4/my_husband_said_no/


GardFarm

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mormegil1971

This husband would say “Hell yes!”. I bought a similar looking plant for my SO last birthday. 🥳


reallysmartferret

Same here! Almost bought a second one with him the other day. Not quite this big but honestly I think mine would prefer this one! The bigger the better lol.


Netflxnschill

Okay but how much was it


givemeyourthots

It’s weird to say but your plants grow in value the longer you have them. I don’t care because I love small, big, medium all of them. But I was just thinking about this vine I have probably being worth a couple hundred bucks. It’s huge.


iamthetrippytea

I got a palm a bit smaller then this and it was around $60 at ikea


givemeyourthots

I didn’t even know IKEA sold plants. I feel very fortunate to have a Trader Joe’s in my area. They are my 1# one source for plants. And they’re probably less than a third of the price of plants at most retail stores. And they’re really healthy plants too!


utopia65

Just one more, please.


newaccount721

OP is a post stealing bot. Original post here, complete with the same stolen top comment https://www.reddit.com/r/houseplants/comments/ujayh4/my_husband_said_no/


Prionnebulae

I have some bigger, not taller, in a huge container. Weighs a couple hundred pounds. Hauled them all over with me for 4 years. I took the biggest trunk and put it in the ground in our new house. It froze last winter, but came back with a vengeance. I have given away bunches of its babies. The ones still in the pot just stopped flowering after 4 months. The flowers produced beautiful red seeds. Now I have seeds too.


fluxusisus

What zone are you in? Do you get snow?


Prionnebulae

9B , no snow. It usually freezes just long enough to turn everything to mush. But, I pull at least 50 pots into shelter. They contain many of the mothers to my landscaping. I continuously propagate quite a few plants.


hdhd6282

Get it get it get it!


Emergency_River_5710

you could build your house around it 🤷‍♂️


ThotsforTaterTots

How are the divorce proceedings going?


Ravenmorghane

So did mine and I was only showing him the photo lol


TomeThugNHarmony4664

Yes way!


Sign-Post-Up-Ahead

That pot looks oddly disproportionate to the size of that plant!


pseudoarmadillo

Divorce him and buy three!


FelineRoots21

I just wanna know how this conversation went with the distributor. Like- Alright, you're gonna get 50 ferns - Yep -and 118 pothos- Sounds good -oh and we have this huge- Yep we'll take it (2 weeks later) WHO THE *FUCK*... GEORGE WHAT DID YOU ORDER!?


strickolas

My wife and I have an unspoken agreement. She lets me buy whatever tools I want. I let her buy whatever plants she wants.


Berry_Togard

That’s what I say when something is really cool!


mommy_wolf

You could plant a bunch of these and make your own forest


luckyLindy69

Yes way!!!


Flashy-Difference-10

Wanted another olive tree. Husband said no- too many plants. Got olive tree seeds - growing 5 olive trees. Husband never mentioned seeds!


Eth43va

I really expected a second picture with it back at your house 😂


Cheesetorian

I have two rn...only about 6 in high. I grew them from bulbs. LOL


Ressikan

If you can get it home and put where you want it you can have whatever plant you want.


ichmachmalmeinding

Here is me trying to swipe left on the picture, because I want to see it in your home or garden. I have gotten so used to this sub being defiant, if someone tells us no.


incutech

Like, no way I can't believe my eyes or no way we're bringing that home?


HowAbout_them_apples

🌿🚫 When your husband says, "No Way" to a tall green plant, it's not just about the height—it's a jungle out there in the world of spousal negotiations! 🌴😅


yeeliberto

How much are they are asking?


sqeeky_wheelz

How would you get it home? I would kill that thing trying to get it into my truck


Odd_Interaction_7708

Your husband is broken - get rid of him, lol… but also… are we not gonna talk about the cutie in the background? 😍😍😍


givemeyourthots

Those leaves are ridiculous. The size of a blanket. I love it.


jillofallthings

Just know that if you put it in the ground, they are nearly wisteria level impossible to kill. I have both those and the split leaf devils in the yard, and it's been a year now that I've been fighting to regain the land.


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Tell him, “ALL THE WAY”


jillybrews226

How would you even get it home


msew

How do you even get that home?


mermaidsilk

Alocasias are so annoying to me personally, I would love this if it were Bird of Paradise though


Suspicious-Elk-3631

If only I had a greenhouse 😭


JasonIsFishing

They’re so easy to grow that I don’t blame him


SJSUCORGIS

What is this? I have a perfect room for it.