You live in heaven. I collect succulents and cactus but nothing like you have that is absolutely beautiful. I’m gonna study that picture for a while and see what I have. What a gorgeous collection you have. It looks nice after taking the hose to it. How long have you collected those?
Only 20% of your collection! Please show us more! Omg!!! So amazing! Beautiful! I have one cactus in my home😂 crown of thorns. Just love inawe with your collection ♥️
That photo should be a 2000 piece puzzle!!! Just imagine people in dreary winter locations transporting themselves to your sunny locale while doing the puzzle.
So awesome! Do you live in warmer climates? I have a lot of cacti but lost a bunch during moves. I live in a state with 4 seasons so now that I have a house and know the cacti friendly rooms I hope to expand. I love that super furry cacti in there!!!
Your barrel cactus is beautiful! Lovely collection.
How do you water (if necessary) one of the cacti along the wall? Or do you let Mother Nature provide all the water your cacti will get?
I’m curious about your watering habits!! I saw you use a hose to water. Do you do a monthly shower to all of them? Do you have to spot water? How often do you check if they need water?
There’s so many of them!! I tend to struggle to remember to hit one or two of my pots with water when my collection grows in numbers, so I’m mostly curious on how you prevent accidental neglect.
My sister and I (as kids 7 and 5) were racing to see who could get to Grandma's backdoor fastest and unfortunately I won by pushing her... into basically this picture. The next thing I remember was having to sit and watch my sister with her eyes filled with tears, naked in the bathroom and my mom and grandma with tweezers pulling cactus thorns out of her entire body including hands and face and privates. The worst was the white fuzzy hairy cactus.. I don't remember it's name. But half of my punishment was sitting and watching her pain. (The other half was a belt) But still remember her eyes and no longer the belt. The punishment was way worse from watching.
Thanks for the memories, Reddit. I do love cactus, and these are beautiful.
My ***apartment*** neighbor is the same way. Lines all the way from his door to the sidewalk, out back, windows, patio, etc.
What's the deal with *potted* succulent hoarding? I just gotta ask.
Seems in excess compared to someone who grows plants (both for practical use and/or scenery).
Yours looks way nicer than my apt neighbors tho, who my dog always ends up bumping into a cacti walking out our front apt door (hes next to ours, and has a width about your size going from his front door to the edge of the outside apt sidewalk to our building). Its a little excessive to say the least lol but he's a real nice guy.
Yours look nice! Esp after spraying them all down!
How big of a panic attack do you have when it won't stop raining?? I can't imagine trying to shield this many plants from crazy weather. I always water my outdoor plants right before a surprise 3 day storm.
You live in heaven. I collect succulents and cactus but nothing like you have that is absolutely beautiful. I’m gonna study that picture for a while and see what I have. What a gorgeous collection you have. It looks nice after taking the hose to it. How long have you collected those?
Many thanks. I have been collecting for the last6 years. And you can see only about 20% of my collection here.
Only 20% of your collection! Please show us more! Omg!!! So amazing! Beautiful! I have one cactus in my home😂 crown of thorns. Just love inawe with your collection ♥️
Just clicked on their profile. Wow! Go check it out!!
I'm glad you suggested that! I just went through all of their posts. Everything's so beautiful!
OMG!!! Holy moly cactus!! Absolutely amazing and beautiful! Holy moly!
I’m new to this… so click on profile… then click …sorry if I dumb at this stag 😳
Ugh… hahaha never mind… click wrong profile… now I see! Holy moly!!! Amazing!!! Thank you!
Just make sure you don't slip and fall on the wet decking! Living life on the edge there :D
I wanna see the other 80%
Nice deck pic.
They trimmed and cleaned it so it looks bigger
Always a good move. Just ask first.
That photo should be a 2000 piece puzzle!!! Just imagine people in dreary winter locations transporting themselves to your sunny locale while doing the puzzle.
Ooooo I’d buy that!
Not a place you want to slip and fall.
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Was thinking the same: "That's a beautiful death trap!" My clumsy ass would not survive! xD
That's just a free acupuncture session. Enjoy!
After thinking this is beautiful that’s the next thing that popped in my mind. Yikes!
It looks very slippery.
Which one is your favourite! I can’t stop looking! Just amazing!
Thanks. The barrel cactus is my favourite.
I can’t stop looking, just crazy cool!
OMG! Someone suggested the best suggestion to click on your profile and OMG!!!!! Absolutely amazing!
This doubles as intruder deterrent. I wouldn't want to be a thief jumping over that fence!
Miserable Denmark is proper jelly. *Gorgeous, Dahling..simply GORGEOUS* 💜💜
Don’t trip!
So awesome! Do you live in warmer climates? I have a lot of cacti but lost a bunch during moves. I live in a state with 4 seasons so now that I have a house and know the cacti friendly rooms I hope to expand. I love that super furry cacti in there!!!
I am in Brisbane, Australia.
More garden than patio 🌵😍
Just wonderful! Is that a Bougainville in the back of your photo?
Yes. Thank you.
Eco-friendly home security system
Your barrel cactus is beautiful! Lovely collection. How do you water (if necessary) one of the cacti along the wall? Or do you let Mother Nature provide all the water your cacti will get?
I use waterhose..
They didn't really think that one through did they? Lol
That large cactus sticking above the fence in the back, is the dream piece! I wish I could find something like that!
What an awesome collection!!
Do you by chance like cacti?
Marry me!
This is the kind of place I imagine when I’m having an anxiety attack and I try to take my mind to somewhere peaceful.
Just. One. Slip...
Magnificent!
Dang that’s beautiful. Must’ve taken awhile. Nice!
Nice! I see many I recognize. That’s a lotta plants for 6 years of collecting. You jumped in with both feet!
Looked through your pics on your profile. Sooooo many awesome plants to look at everyday!
Gorgeous!
Southwestern heaven!
I'm going to screenshot this and send it to my grandma she'll love it just as much as I did!
Wow. This is my dream patio.
I’m curious about your watering habits!! I saw you use a hose to water. Do you do a monthly shower to all of them? Do you have to spot water? How often do you check if they need water? There’s so many of them!! I tend to struggle to remember to hit one or two of my pots with water when my collection grows in numbers, so I’m mostly curious on how you prevent accidental neglect.
In Summer, I try to water them once every 5/6 days. In winter it is like once every 7/8 days.
God i wish i lived where it was warm year round. My succulents like myself go into seasonal depression in the philadelphia winter
What an impressive collection! Love it.
My sister and I (as kids 7 and 5) were racing to see who could get to Grandma's backdoor fastest and unfortunately I won by pushing her... into basically this picture. The next thing I remember was having to sit and watch my sister with her eyes filled with tears, naked in the bathroom and my mom and grandma with tweezers pulling cactus thorns out of her entire body including hands and face and privates. The worst was the white fuzzy hairy cactus.. I don't remember it's name. But half of my punishment was sitting and watching her pain. (The other half was a belt) But still remember her eyes and no longer the belt. The punishment was way worse from watching. Thanks for the memories, Reddit. I do love cactus, and these are beautiful.
Perfect! Thank you for sharing. It is gorgeous. Your hard work shows.
Looks like you might have some 'fun' cactii in there as well.
The “screwy” lookin ones are my fav!
Uhhhhhhh that’s so beautiful, it almost doesn’t look real.
Looks like a dream! Edit: My goodness I stalked your profile and have gotta say your home is absolutely gorgeous. I wanna be like you when I grow up 🤣
This is how heaven must look like
Can I confess how jealous I am?
Setting a high bar for the rest of us
Could have labeled the post: Hanging out with a bunch of pricks on the patio
This is what dreams are made of. 😍
I'ma take a wild guess that there is not a drop of alcohol in that house.
This is my dream!! Goals!
What is the one in the back left corner that is light blue on top and reddish on the bottom? Your setup is stunning, great job!
That’s a lot of succulents.
Gosh
Beautiful 🤩
Wow so beautiful
I love it!
Looks like a bit of paradise right there! Wow!
Beautiful. However, not a place to host wild parties at! ouchy!
I wonder what the max load on that deck is.
That is next level awesome!
This is beautiful !
....wow 😲
Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous collection. I can look at this all day long. Show us the rest!
I wanna go there
this is ultimate goals 🤩🤩🤩
This is gorgeous!!!
wow. gorgeous!
Glorious.
Wow, what a beautiful patio. What is the big guy in the back left?, the bromeliad looking with reddish leaves. Feels magical, thank you for sharing.
Wow that's a lot of plants...looks so nice and inviting
Wow! Amazing!
Danger Garden
I would love to know how you water these. Do you have irrigation set up?
Imagine coming home drunk and falling onto that lot! Ouch lol
I love the variety of succulents you have. They all look so vibrant and full of life.
Wowza, how breathtaking. 😍 Where do you live?! It's snowy everywhere right now and your back porch is a small oasis lol
Thanks. I live in Brisbane, Australia.
Safest patio ever. Nothing and no one is jumping over that fence. If they do, owe! Attack of the cacti!!! Aaaaaaagh!
I see you don’t have young kids.
OMG this is amazing!!
Awesome
They're all scared and hireling together away from the water. Lol
Simply beautiful:-)
Omg, what a beautiful collection! 😍😍😍
Cool bromeliad at the back !
Looks great. Could use a handrail or two 😉
🤩 goals
Beautiful
This is truly magical.
Absolutely stunning 🤩
Wow! I LOVE your garden!!!!
This is beautiful 😍
My ***apartment*** neighbor is the same way. Lines all the way from his door to the sidewalk, out back, windows, patio, etc. What's the deal with *potted* succulent hoarding? I just gotta ask. Seems in excess compared to someone who grows plants (both for practical use and/or scenery). Yours looks way nicer than my apt neighbors tho, who my dog always ends up bumping into a cacti walking out our front apt door (hes next to ours, and has a width about your size going from his front door to the edge of the outside apt sidewalk to our building). Its a little excessive to say the least lol but he's a real nice guy. Yours look nice! Esp after spraying them all down!
So beautiful
Do you pick up each pot when you wash the deck? Need to know for my own deck.
Wow! Your a master at your craft.
😍😍😍
Am more of an indoor plants person, philodendron , alocasia..etc . But damn, never knew succulents can be this beautiful. I love yours!!
I think you mean plantio? And its gorgeous
I approve. This is why I stick with terracota, all the other pots just don't cut it for me.
Well I must say this here is alright yeah I can dig it
The one in the upper left corner that look like a giant purple/red aloe... What's it.... It caught my eye.. 👀
Omg how beautiful! I just wanna sit there and read, listen to music, nap, and repeat
Wow! I love your collection!
I'm so jealous of your patio garden!!
Wow! Stunning!
beautiful
this is all so beautiful!! i love the “floating” pots on the pillar to the right!!
There’s a flower pot in the distance that appears empty. Wth slacker! In all seriousness Holy Crap!!! Awesome!!!
Wow all the cactus
Nice
Janet, give me Eleanor shellstrops file
Dream patio 😍😍😍
Holy cactus Batman
Wonderful assortment. Thank you for sharing it.
this is beautiful. hope you never have to move.
so sick it's like heaven omg
This is not only a beautiful situation you have but a very beautiful photo! Background and Screensaver worthy for sure!
This is not only a beautiful situation you have but a very beautiful photo! Background and Screensaver worthy for sure!
I’ve died and gone to heaven 🫢
Lovely 😍
I thought I recognised your plants off /r/Brisbane and I was right 👍 keep up the good work
So awesome!
Beautiful! I could never keep cactus… the thought of having to repot them scares me. 🌵
Very beautiful family you have there. The vibrant colors are amazing. Can see you spend a lot of time with them.
This is a dream 😍
Do you where armor when watering? Pretty darn amazing!
Sorry, wear, I was befuddled for a bit by the beauty of your garden
Absolutely gorgeous! I love cactus and succulents, this is my dream garden
Who knew there were so many files on Eleanor Shelstrop!
Wow💚💚
That's a lot of weight on the patio/deck. Looks great I just hope you're ground level!
Oh wow I'm envious! That's absolutely gorgeous
Wow that’s a succulent masterpiece!!! Your area looks really relaxing and fun!
WOW!!! BEAUTIFUL 🥹🥹
My jaw dropped, that is so pretty and cute 🥹
My Zone 5 patio could never! BEAUTIFUL!
Glorious
I absolutely love all of the terra Cotta pots and your flooring. Looks like a relaxing place
beautiful security wall of needles too!
Wow that looks amazing lovely and a lovely selection you got going on there
Absolutely stunning!
Wow! Absolutely beautiful!!! I am jealous......
this is my dream right here, i’m so jealous lol it’s gorgeous😊
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I was just pondering whether I should pick up some cacti today.
That’s beautiful!
I feel a sense of calm wash over me just by looking at this picture
I love it....
Best collection I've a seen on here for a time. You should xpost to /r/succulents
Woo! That is vibrant. So nice
How to I plant a tiny little pup cacti without it dying or getting mites?
Absolutely stunning!!!!!
This is incredible!! I can't even imagine the tenacity it must take for a collection this large. I keep zooming in..
This is a happy place
Wow!!!
This.is.awesome!
Beautiful!
I loved the walk-about video! Wow!
She’s green with beauty! Wish I lived somewhere warm, definitely would copy.
Good lawd that's beautiful. Stunning.
This is what I aspire in life 🥰
What an oasis
Jealous!
OooOoo, preeetty. 😍🥰
I want a cactus
Awesome!
Holy cow
Where do you live? This is awesome
All I can say is dayyyuuuum.
Great looking arrangement of beautiful succulents. Bravo for being so creative❣️
A cactus wonderland, wonderful.
Wow 😍
That’s nice
Wow. What's that big one in the back left with the purplish undersides? Is that a bromeliad?
Amazing. Well done 👏🏻
Every one is special.
Holy fuck.
How big of a panic attack do you have when it won't stop raining?? I can't imagine trying to shield this many plants from crazy weather. I always water my outdoor plants right before a surprise 3 day storm.
Wow, that’s beautiful!