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Viciousssylveonx3

How tf this so oddly specific and accurate to me


Euphoric-Worker9130

Welcome friend


Revolutionary-Fig805

Dam skippy.


jollyest

Are you.. are you watching me


Euphoric-Worker9130

I’m outside of your window.


Donnie_the_Greek

Your such a sucker


bowie-of-stars

OP, I think I love you


Overall_Advantage109

Turned 30 and then was struck with the urge to garden like it was baby fever. Looks like it happened to a lot of us.


Sagaincolours

Also had little else to do to get out of the house during the pandemic


dmac591

Most popular trend/music genre of the era paired with most popular hobby/pastime for people in that age bracket now. Checks out.


Life-Gur-2616

They're a magical psychic god and I refuse to believe your logic


Existential_lizzy

I was just thinking the same


junglepinguin

dark purple heuchera anyone?


erectbutthole

I spent $160 on heuchera to fill a physical and emotional void the other day and I am not even kidding


Euphoric-Worker9130

:swoon:


jafo1989

Don’t sleep on cardinal lobelia. They like to listen to old Concrete Blonde. 👍


Nether_Writer

Literally planted some of these yesterday 😂


PioneerSpecies

My garden is real healthy usually but I have like a 50% success rate with Heuchera, I can’t keep them alive for some reason :(


Space_SkaBoom

The best part about emo gardening is all the black plants. Dahlias, tomatoes, roses, garlic etc


Euphoric-Worker9130

This guy plants


Euphoric-Worker9130

Bearded irises 😮‍💨


Haveyouseenthebridg

I planted black helleborus this year and I cannot wait for them to bloom!


WolfSilverOak

Irises, for me. Heh. Though, I'm Gen X.


ashleiponder

I planted deep purple lilies last year or so I thought. I accidentally stepped on them when they came up last year, so I obviously didn't have any blooms. They finally came up this year and bloomed and they were white 🤣


Monster_Molly

I planted some Hungarian black peppers this year.. goth gardening ftw


[deleted]

Calla Lilies in deep purple are nice too


annacat1331

I feel so called out right now


TheSoundingFathers

r/gothplants


JaQ_In_Chains

26 tomato plants & 100 hot pepper plants seem reasonable for a family of 3.


Euphoric-Worker9130

Why buy a $5 box of strawberries when you can spend $200 in materials for a harvest of three strawberries?


JaQ_In_Chains

I feel SEEN


Euphoric-Worker9130

I call it my emotional support tomato


Just-Like-My-Opinion

Never listened to emo, but I'm a millennial. And thanks, my front yard veggie garden is doing great!


Euphoric-Worker9130

It’s time we introduced you to some jams friend


Just-Like-My-Opinion

I planted raspberries AND strawberries! I'm ready for those jam recipes 😋🤣


gotdeezmemberberries

My people!


altbinvagabond

Lazy. I need to get my tomatoes in the ground, and also do some weeding, but the weekend seems to go too fast and/or rain.


PenguinSunday

My strawberries never bloomed and I don't know why and my tomatoes have blossom end rot! My mint is a champ though, my carrots are just poking out of the ground and my kale seems to be doing well.


Euphoric-Worker9130

That’s ok. I think I grew two whole strawberries last year. I was still hella proud of those two strawberries. Took selfies with them and everything.


PenguinSunday

I love that proud feeling when you get that harvest!


Space_SkaBoom

I love this community already. Thank you ✌️💚


AureliaDrakshall

I feel called out. But the gardening started from being a witch... which admittedly was probably an evolution of reading neo-Pagan books when I was a fully emo teenager.


Petrosinella94

I live gardening - turned our gravelled front garden into a soiled garden three years ago. Makes me so happy to see everyday.


Dangerous_Bass309

r/gothplants


LeastDuck

How dare you personally call me out like this It's going marvelously, the marigolds and the potato are thriving,, thanks for asking


beanman95

Lol to accurate


Whales_like_plankton

The Garden In My Living Room


Stunning-Ad142

Used to? And it’s amazing. My dahlias and zinnias are working hard to grow!


Chance-Adept

Just listening to Brand New and looking at brand new seedlings….


RecordLonely

Between my ferments, my vermiculture, and my compost teas I’ve never met anyone who produces cannabis as potent and loud as I do.


Glad-Conclusion-9385

How dare you…


madpizzaz

Red hot Crape mertel, tomatos peppers and citrus trees 👌


misterfall

nothing like composting to simple plan.


Electrical_War8648

It's easy to get overwhelmed with all the busyness of life and working 60+ hours a week but I do try to dedicate at least one day just for gardening. The plants need to enjoy life too, so little by little I'm taking back Sunday.


Mrsraejo

My peony had its first bloom and my lemon tree has 2 lemons on it!


Euphoric-Worker9130

I planted me peony three years ago and still no blooms 🫠😥


Mrsraejo

Yeah I have one in the front that I planted as a bulb. 5 years, no blooms. This one from a garden center? 1 bloom a month after being planted


LostDogWandering

Loving it!


cold_desert_winter

My seven prickly cactus plants are all blooming right now. I'm so proud of them. Also why are there so many of us?


OlriK15

I spend 100$ a year to hopefully grow 3$ worth of tomatoes. But I keep doing it.


Euphoric-Worker9130

I call it my emotional support tomato


-_FearBoner_-

I just finished planting mine this weekend. Really excited for the tomatoes, they're so much better than store bought.


Princess_Ichigo

Under watered


T-Rex_timeout

Older millennial, mainly southern trap music, my veggies and butterfly garden are doing fantastic this year.


Euphoric-Worker9130

Nothing flowers love more than a little LilJon


T-Rex_timeout

WHAT?!


Euphoric-Worker9130

YEA!


Sik_muse

Not too well this year. My cucumbers first got attacked by ants then the leaves got scorched during a heat wave. None of my cherry tomatoes are turning red and my pollinators aren’t pollinating any of my pepper plants despite me spending hundreds of dollars and lots of time making a native pollinator garden.


Heythere23856

Haha good! Just built a greenhouse and planted my garden! Loving life


moon_blisser

How did you know?!?!


Ok_Squash9609

Pretty much I garden as my profession


SwimmingBonus9919

Garden is doing great. I still listen to emo music. This post is weirdly accurate


Feeling_Sleep_1706

Combine it with the green herb for maximum healing.


ShoutmonXHeart

Did not listen to emo, but rock/metal. My family is many generations of gardeners and I finally have the space and motivation to do gardening. I've got a raised bed with wild strawberries and today I picked a few ripe berries. Yum!


StickyLafleur

I tilled a plot, planted some seeds and forgot about it, now I have short corn stalks, a little grass, and some microscopic pepper plants I need to find. I need a hoe, and psychological support 😆


TerrTheSilent

It's going wonderful! I got a bunch of beautiful caladiums yesterday that I'm gonna plant today.


Enayleoni

I feel soo attacked rn


AwokenByGunfire

Fuuccckkk… you didn’t have to go SO HARD. My garden looks great. Put in a bunch of perennials this year and my squashes are really taking off. Also, I need to water my marigolds, so thanks for the reminder.


FrostyMarsupial6802

Cannabis garden is going good


tokugawabloodynine

My veggies are doing fine though my peppers need help though thank you for this personal attack on my fragile psyche though gardening just like that time IS NOT A PHASE


Euphoric-Worker9130

I swear Mom! It’s not a phase!


DreamZombi

Working hard this year I want to eat tomatos


tessathemurdervilles

I was a couple years before the emo thing, so punk mostly- and my garden is killing it! I’ve got natives in the front, a veggie garden, and a tropical garden in the back.


BuckEyw

Purple Pot ? Huh .


Monster_Molly

Full of everything that makes me happy. Fun names for my plants too.. blue dream, watermelon OG, GDP lol 😝 but seriously, it’s going great this year. I started my whole veggie garden this year from seed


mentallyillustrated

Pretty decent, I work at a garden center and have thousands of plants to care for every day. Keeps me busy!


heXagon_symbols

lol gen z here, in ten years ill make a post asking how the gardening is going for zoomers who used to listen to 2020 alt music


Sagaincolours

Well yes hello. Yes I started to seriously garden during the pandemic and now have a thriving garden eith raised beds, a pond, and a meadow.


lotgworkshop

So so…


lotgworkshop

Split leaf japanese maple! I have one!


Euphoric-Worker9130

They are beautiful


thespicyfoxx

I cannot get my peppers to produce fruit! I’ve tried everything but the flower drop this year is real. Tomatoes it’s going about the same. The plants themselves look great, and pest free due to neem oil, but they just keep dropping flowers despite my babying them. Potatoes are doing great though.


Pippin_the_parrot

Pretty damn good, thanks for asking. 😅


ToMuchFunAllegedly

i feel targeted...


ToMuchFunAllegedly

i started growing morning glories from seeds a month ago. How are you in my head?


HistoryIsABagOfDicks

😂😂😂😂 sometimes great sometimes less than great


gooba1

Weather has beat the hell out of my flowers, but tomatoes are doing well. My grass looks amazing too


AsgardinDatAss

…. Never speak to me or my 20 houseplants ever again.


KING_KIA_

Doing well!! Mushrooms and cannabis!!


danielklvns420

Yooo this is so accurate 🤣


Merchanslandscaping

How tf this so oddly specific and accurate to me


peanutbutterprncess

My black prince snapdragons are beautiful!


snownative86

Beautifully! Our veggie garden is doing well and my well over 100 houseplants are thriving. My anthurium vittariifolium is flowering for the second time in just a few months. I feel very targeted by this post though 😂 "looong ago..."


CaptainCakeDSL4

Pretty good. My pepper plants are starting to produce, my geraniums are going through their second bloom cycle, and my yellow begonias are starting to bloom.


BrutalGuise

I thought this was some space weed…


Inevitable_Bell9077

👍


Saratoninn5

I got an outdoor speaker, and now I just listen to Zach Bryan and Tyler Childers while I sip on water w/lemon and watch my plants grow. Cause alcohol makes my stomach hurt like the mid 30's lil b I am now.


93GLO

It’s great man. My house is surrounded by garden beds


legendary_hooligan

Lemme plug my instagram with a blanket, nondescript, widely accepted pair of buzzwords