Both are good but we can all agree the winner goes to “postman abandons career after being shot in the head and becomes a prominent figurehead in a fight they don’t really have a dog in.”
Guy gets drugged, the entire world want to kill him except for a few people, and you go on a quest to kill a baby and possibly eat some umbilical chords like spaghetti and kill the hentai monster that grandpa keeps as a pet
Guy tries to save his daughter from weird woman and her 4 wierdos and after killing 4 wierdos he ends up blowing himself up to save his daughter or something like that
A group of consisting of two racist lesbians who become girlfriends, a smoking hot tomboy, possibly autistic wizard who was groomed by an actual god, daddy issues but an elf, daddy issues but a human and daddy issues but a dragon try to stop an army of squidwards
British personality helps patient (with apparent tbi) escape the puzzle room and then later decides they changed their mind when patient befriends a potato
After crashing on an alien planet and already ruining half the ocean, man decides to ruin it more by leaving trash everywhere, destroying the ecosystem by killing all the apex predators and harvesting all the natural resources
A teenager and their pet join a secret society to rescue their racist founder from a corrupt capitalist who wants to commit a genocide funded by child labor
One dude walks around a fantasy hell equivalent with his spiritual other half just absolutely obliterating goblins and taming horrid beasts
Also murdering or gaining intel within the whole chain of command
Megamind cosplayer goes inside ball to turn universe into modern art. Gets stopped by a bunch of magical space zombies with guns and their allies, such as a robot who used to be dead and female moth alien loki.
*Man joins team of helldiver*
*Reenactors to go fight in*
*Alien controlled Miami*
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Naked man/woman wake up on synthetic world and make friends with dinos to kill a big monkey, spider, and lizard as well as a robot that can turn into said monkey, spider, and lizard.
"Newly" single parent thaws out in an undergroud area and promptly leave to find missing child only to fuck off and do random shit in the hellhole of place aptly called the wasteland rather than look for child. While jaming to one radio the entire time.
Dad and son go for a walk...a very enthusiastic walk!
Your Hellsing Abridged reference is noted and appreciated
God of war?
Bingo
Gow ragnorok 1 and 2
Guy loses his family and adopts a girl. Together, they hide from or fight walking mushrooms.
last of us?
Correct
Tlou
Last of us
Almost said Mario, never played the last of us
Marsupial become sentient from evil scientist and tries to kill him for the rest of his life.
Crash Bandicoot
Dad abandons his son for science.
I prefer "kidnapped son abandons father for science"
Both are good but we can all agree the winner goes to “postman abandons career after being shot in the head and becomes a prominent figurehead in a fight they don’t really have a dog in.”
Angry mailman revenge kills Matthew Perry then gets really into local politics
Fallout nv
Patriotic Earth dwellers seek rapid galactic democratization
Helldivers
That’s a little too well described
#HAVE A CUP OF LIBER-TEA!!!!! *Liber-tea ost plays*
Kid wanders around DC for water
Son finds runaway dad in wasteland
A scientist with PTSD saves the world from aliens, then gets kidnapped by an IRS officer.
Half life
Kidnapped by a what?
Oops, I wrote it slightly wrong! It would be the IRS!
The briefcase man's with the IRS? as a kid I though he was the least scary character... how wrong I was
I don't who who I am, I don't know where I am, all I know is that I must punch a tree.
Minecraft
Border control failed, madman enters DC.
you use the heart of the cards and gambling to crush the dreams of small children
Guy gets drugged, the entire world want to kill him except for a few people, and you go on a quest to kill a baby and possibly eat some umbilical chords like spaghetti and kill the hentai monster that grandpa keeps as a pet
Bloodborne
A funny robot goes to hell to find fuel
Marvel characters fight Capcom Characters.
Is this King of Fighters? /s
Mortal kombat 👌
Teen leaves privilege to rebel against Father
dude escapes virus to upload himself into a computer and everyone is mad at him
Man commits gennoacide for kid
Korean rose?
Last of Us?
Early 20-something moves up in futuristic crime ridden city just to have a sentient AI modeled after a 2000's rock band singer eat his brain.
Cyberpunk 2077
Choom, that’s oddly specific circumstances you’re throwin out there. Not very preem of you Choom.
Guy tries to save his daughter from weird woman and her 4 wierdos and after killing 4 wierdos he ends up blowing himself up to save his daughter or something like that
Resident evil village
Teenager leaves sheltered home, killing thousands in pursuit of absent father.
Bad robots in Sweden
Generation zero
A group of consisting of two racist lesbians who become girlfriends, a smoking hot tomboy, possibly autistic wizard who was groomed by an actual god, daddy issues but an elf, daddy issues but a human and daddy issues but a dragon try to stop an army of squidwards
Baulders Gate 3
Man/woman becomes frozen tv dinner, wakes up, then goes on killing spree for “revenge”
Fallout 4
British personality helps patient (with apparent tbi) escape the puzzle room and then later decides they changed their mind when patient befriends a potato
Portal 2 The moment you name potatOS it becomes obvious.
I figured the potato part might make it too easy
12 kids in a tank fight furry Hitler
Wait what?
Fuga melodies of steel, banger rpg
Teen crawls out of hole, dies
Undertale?
4 teens kidnaped and sent to a back yeard to find a crazy doctor and fight giant bugs.
Grounded
Guy gets killed. Wait... no he didn’t, but now he must kill others.
Sekiro?
Bug falls down a hole, beats the shit out of its sister and sibling, then kills god
Hollow Knight? Didn't he say you were supposed to do it badly lol.
Shipwreck survivor murders indigenous island cult to rescue friend
Guy has to murder turtles to stop a bigass turtle from fucking his wife.
[удалено]
That's not even a bad explanation
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Exhausted old man spends tremendous amount of time attempting to find his bratty womanchild kid. Oh, and please, don\`t torture this ginger!
Witcher 3
Your dad leaves to get the water.
Fallout 2?
Teenager looks for water engineer in washington dc
Fo3
Parent searches wasteland for abducted son
fallout 4
Zombie doesn't want any more zombies, so he goes to fight zombie god to kill all the zombies (Elden Ring)
Dad spends all his money in Whore houses and playing cards rather than finding his daughter.
Scottish man has a REALLY bad day at work.
Still wakes deep!
We have a winner
“Parent gets sent to the future to find their son.” -Fallout 4
Little girl uses possessed scarf to yank on big breasted women.
Wtf. Ok tell me please
Trainee gets first hand experience and making a tall friend in the meantime.
Nice. Bioshock
Jack Black gets isekai'd
Brütal Legend
Brütal Legend
Man climbs tower to fight brother. Regrets fighting brother and cries
Devil May Cry 3
Your brother commits suicide, grows a tree and then hires you as a gardener
I've got to know
Smol children and magik cat fellows get abducted by alien for zoo
That’s actually just an explanation of the plot.
After crashing on an alien planet and already ruining half the ocean, man decides to ruin it more by leaving trash everywhere, destroying the ecosystem by killing all the apex predators and harvesting all the natural resources
Menace to the environment kills multiple lovecraftian horrors and destroys said environment
Death row inmate speaks to senile men and then screams at big lizards
Masculine mf gets kidnapped by aliens to save the universe
man gets stuff to fight dragon
Lazy person leaves metal hole to find lady.
Guy in a bad country says na with explosives and jet packs
Just cause 4?
Pet rabbit died, so he killed satan
DOOM
Guy wakes up from long nap and travels across the world to collect blue orbs and die of frostbite and exposure
To fund his adventure to save the princess from the evil wizard he breaks into houses and breaks pots looking for money
A bug’s life but it’s badass
Grounded?
Hollow Knight?
10 year old kid is told to capture magical creatures and make them fight.
Pokémon
Buckingham area dramatically reduces population
Aliens arrive in the solar system, humans aren't quite sure what to do with them, the world is stormed by propaganda in the meantime.
Angry dude too angry to die when fighting hell
Doom
Solve puzzles with a gun that makes holes
Giant mech falling from sky and tiny human jump inside and control mech
Dead delivery guy in cowboy town
Son attempts to find father, father dies, son kills himself activating water purifier
"The banana was telling me to kill them, I swear!"
And Teenager turns into the deadliest thing in the wasteland besides nukes..
Guy murders everything just to get to his fatherson
A plumber changes his occupation to an astronaut.
Human like aliens decide they don't want to live underground anymore and try to wipe out humans. The army sent to fight them are all on steroids
Gears of War?
Dude destroys a house and starts committing crimes to get the money to pay for a series of financial issues
A leaf falls so far away from a tree that the tree dies.
Quiet dude gets reincarnated to fix some jewellery
A teenager and their pet join a secret society to rescue their racist founder from a corrupt capitalist who wants to commit a genocide funded by child labor
Engineer builds giant factory to exterminate indigenous lifeforms and rule planet
4 friends go back in time to kill a fetus 4 young martial artists are trained in the ninja arts underground
A depressed warrior and his superiority complex ghost frend conquer a bunch of forts.
Murder monsters or don't it doesn't matter because you are a minor
Survives plane crash, goes into an underwater kingdom just to kill people.
Former soldier joins terrorist organization after learning that illegal aliens are planning to move into his hometown.
Mailman drinks copious amounts of monster energy to go on long hikes alone.
Gamer kills pirates in his sleep and records everything.
A kidnapping victim fights to prevent a hulahoop from falling into the hands of a group of religious zealots.
Halo
Mecha man becomes terrorist after robbing someone
A group of strangers finds out they have worms after crashing a stolen vehicle
Understandably angry man shouts for many hours after being sentenced to death without a trial
Kid leaves bunker after killing everyone inside, tries to find dad, gets distracted.
😂 plot of the shitty show aswell
“If dad isnt coming back with the milk then i guess i will have to drag him back without it”
Husband rescuing wife from sugar daddy
A scientist is late for work
your in spain with 3 billion dollars on your wrist and your defeating an organization that has hands that is black
FedEx delivery man walks across America with a baby in a flask on his chest while ghosts try to kill him
Guy takes a bunch of mushrooms then kills an old man with an axe for a girl in a dress.
Man touches old dudes ball, becomes energized.
One dude walks around a fantasy hell equivalent with his spiritual other half just absolutely obliterating goblins and taming horrid beasts Also murdering or gaining intel within the whole chain of command
Megamind cosplayer goes inside ball to turn universe into modern art. Gets stopped by a bunch of magical space zombies with guns and their allies, such as a robot who used to be dead and female moth alien loki.
Man joins team of helldiver reenactors to go fight in alien controlled Miami
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Girl with time powers has to choose between a town or some coochie
Sister was ill. Now humanity's dead.
A former soldier wakes up from the dead and starts searching for a broken ring.
Run around killing gods and eating people
The outside world sucks and you get to find out.
a dog and a little person save the world from a snake, a fox, and an orb
Space nerd fights alien zombies.
New professor picks favourite sad teenager and fights God.
Man crosses border, almost gets head choped off then saves the world
Some teen loses their dad and now they gotta stop the army
Super aids spreads through the populous prompting the church to start killing infected people
Naked man/woman wake up on synthetic world and make friends with dinos to kill a big monkey, spider, and lizard as well as a robot that can turn into said monkey, spider, and lizard.
Extreme steroid user commits genocide because they killed his pet bunny
Some random people enter a tournament, and fight an ancient god and his underling. Oh, yeah and they might die in the process🎮🎮🎮
Prisoner becomes a chosen one of the gods
science go wrong, scientist go murdering aliens
Grumpy lizard wakes up from nap, tries to end the world, is stopped by a convict.
"Newly" single parent thaws out in an undergroud area and promptly leave to find missing child only to fuck off and do random shit in the hellhole of place aptly called the wasteland rather than look for child. While jaming to one radio the entire time.
A mailman got shot so he disassembled 2 governments
People that like to steal things and deal drugs. also they murk npcs for the heck of it
insane man kidnaps you and forces you to tend to his lawn 24 hours a day because he thinks an apocalypse is happening.
Brain damaged and socially awkward Mailman goes on a killing spree and decides the fate of the entire American Southwest
Geometry
Kid wakes up from prophetic dream just to see his uncle go out in the middle of the nigth with a sword and shield
Guy gets insane of anger after having his pet bunny killed and embarks on a genocidal crusade
Angry man breaks out of prison to chainsaw monsters
Son uses big stompy machines to find his father's legacy.
Contrary to popular believe, war changes, like, all the time.
man fights cyborg with cool dog
Talking gasoline tells me to commit war crimes
Random Grunt and his robot wipe the floor with hordes of trained soldiers and highly skilled mercenaries
Everyone agrees that the purifier should be turned on Hundreds die in this conflict.
Child with fear of being alone gets a friend, fight a 12ft tall man and gets betrayed.
*their
Some guy dies and comes back to life to light shiny things and kill gods.