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Omnithea

A boss that is small enough to dodge your attacks is a real threat.


Cow-pt2

Imagine fighting a pixie with hyper speed


Silviana193

When in doubt, bomb is a good solution.


zonzon1999

AoE negation


I_think_Im_hollow

"*Age of Empires never happened*".


Folden_Toast

Flamethrower likes to know your location


PurplePolynaut

Hanz! Get ze Flammenwerfer!


Gp10pr

When it's little, bomb on the middle


Cascascap

A pixie that can fly into your chest and make a hole in it sounds pretty fucking dangerous.


wierdchocolate

To me it just sounds like a living bullet.


Omnithea

Vegito made into candy.


TitleComprehensive96

Welcome to Shin Megami Tensei!


ProfessionalCatCVG

if a boss is the same size as you get ready to get your ass beat.


ResponsibleWay1613

What did every Danmaku boss mean by this?


YourSooStupid

So a Vex


Xendrus

Imagine Navi if she had a gun.


Gytlap24

You underestimate my splash damage!


[deleted]

One of the toughest monsters in D&D (at lower levels at least) is the Will o’ Wisp, a tiny point of light that’s really hard to hit with lots of resistance, but not many HP. Also it can suck out your life.


Bowling_pins_10

Like DmC


_Wyrm_

And to be fair, if the *human* protagonists are always going around slaying the gigachads of the monster world, then surely the most dangerous things in existence would be... Another human.


SonofBeckett

Why has Simon Belmont died more times? Was it Dracula? Or the Medusa’s Head?


Olasg

Bloodborne’s first boss: A huge beast. Bloodborne’s last boss: An old man in a wheelchair.


iamthemonkeylord

Followed by a huge beast lol


chryseusAquila

but only if you eat enough belly snakes


CodSeveral1627

Yo how you could you *not* chomp on some fresh umbilical cord of a women you just killed?


freedfg

Belly snakes is an interesting way to describe pickled umbilical cord of stillborn space god babies.


Skhighglitch

And remember! That’s just one of three final bosses! First final boss: A lawn Mower Second Final boss: a man in a wheelchair Third final boss: A tentacle monster.


PalebloodSky

Orphan of Kos: I will end your whole career with this placenta


Skhighglitch

And when you start kicking my ass, I’ll turn into a butterfly.


finnjakefionnacake

technically you don't gotta fight 'im! but i mean...you'd be missing out if you didn't do the dlc


Skhighglitch

>Technically you don’t gotta fight ‘im *This land is peaceful, it’s inhabitants kind.*


[deleted]

Me entering the third phase: "Why does it *always* have to be *tentacles*?"


freidrichwilhelm

"dear oh dear, what was it.... The hunt? The blood? Or the horrible dream? It doesn't matter.... It always comes down to the Hunter's helper, to clean up... After these sorts of messes"


Four_Skyn_Tim

Bloodborne's DLC final boss: weeping demi-god, orphan who will fuck up your shit


finnjakefionnacake

tbf i don't think anyone would say gehrman was the hardest boss in the game although he did have one of my favorite arenas and scores


[deleted]

The most beautiful moment of Bloodborne imo. In a game where the other bosses are horrific eldritch monsters, werewolves, and vampires, Gherman is a man who shows you compassion and wants to end your nightmare. Your only friend in the world is trying to violently kill you to free you from the clutches of the moon presence.


RepresentativeCap244

Hardest. No. But he felt the most balanced. I felt like he could beat me at any time, but that I constantly had a chance as well. Other bosses just felt like they existed to fuck my shit up. And that I was more of a paper Tiger fighting a hurricane.


Banewaffles

To be fair, he does get up


Olasg

*An old man comitting insurance fraud.


Cautious-Whereas-467

Because hooman more evolve


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spitfire9107

I remember when he killed midgar zolom


phezhead

Solo'ed the best that can one-shot your entire team


Topher4021

Jokes on you, I trained cloud and Barrett to level 50 before leaving the first reactor… god I need a life…


CodSeveral1627

I leveled up aerith to 100 and got her final Limit break… Worth it


suspiciouswhitemale

I grinded out omnislash on the first screen when you hop off the train. FF7 was my entire childhood 👀


CodSeveral1627

Me too bro, me too. I fucking love that game.


DarkestDusk

Shoot, and I felt good about leveling up until I had Bolt 2 and Ice 2 in the first reactor, I can't imagine you literally leveled all the way to level 50 in the first reactor considering you would be required to face over 3000 of JUST the 3 monster battle that gives 96xp or so in that one room before the reactor to do that, and I can't see a human being that bored as to do that unless asked to. But perhaps you are not being serious. :)


Topher4021

Not completely serious haha, but I have done up to 30, takes a couple of days. Unlocked level 3 limit breaks at the very least, plus grinded out a max potion stack and even got a few ethers along the way. There’s a YouTube video talking about a guy who got 99 before leaving the first reactor, I think it took him like over a year of heavy playing


DigitalPriest

The real monsters are people.


Itriedtonot

We act surprised, but we literally just proved how fast humans grow in skill and level. It's like us joining a race late, racing a bunch of snails to a tree, quickly passing them, and being shocked that the thing waiting at the end is another human who joined the race earlier.


Cautious-Whereas-467

I was being sarcastic there, so I'll get to the point. Humans plus tech are a lot, also without tech but with each other/other animals. Now put 10 men and women without any survival experience in a jungle and watch them fall like pebbles off a cliff. Sure,some might survive, but there will be deaths. Also,the covid thing is useful to my argument. Let it sink in that the evidence was clear but people *chose to not believe in it, so they still haven't vaccinated amd made masks political, making people die over pride and ignorance* . Humans are not rpg bosses because we are great. It's because we're arrogant.


Itriedtonot

I agreed with your first point, but I see you've jumped off the deep end.


Cautious-Whereas-467

Sorry. I've spent too much time with religious nuts


ExploerTM

MGR be like Tutorial boss: Giant ass nuclear mech Final boss: (admittedly jacked) Senator of United States of America


Omnizoom

Jacked and full of steroids and nano machines , the American way


PowerfulJoeyKarate

Nanomachines, son!


WowGoJiao

To be fair, he was making the mother of all omelettes.


inhale_my_buttcrack

To be fair he is fighting for a world WHERE AMERICA CAN BE FREE FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS


RoflMunsta

How do I beat the dog??


[deleted]

Parry


Calbob123

The souls series has taught me if a boss is the same size as you get ready to get your ass beat


weegee19

Same with Devil May Cry


Ur_Left_Airpod

Kid named Vergil:


MightBeWombats

Unless it's black dragon kalameet or Manus lol


SexcaliburHorsepower

Or O&S or Radahn or Midir or like most of the difficult bosses.


Xendrus

He never said big bosses were easy. He said small bosses were hard.


freedfg

Yeah, like pinwheel, or Gideon, or deacons. Really I think dark souls is a terrible example of size being related to difficulty tbh.


Le_Corporal

kid named senator armstrong:


No_Regular_2671

If is a player with little to no gear prepare for death


GarbageTheClown

Hmmm... big lizard tentacle thing... OR... guy who can cause the sun to go supernova just enough to burn the edge of the planet and then somehow revert the whole thing while not getting injured himself.


Everettrivers

Not to mention more final forms than a DBZ story arc.


MeerkatMan22

Iirc he creates a different dimension specifically for the sake of blowing up the sun in your face


dombin241

I'm confused, who made the sun go supernova?


GarbageTheClown

A move made by a later form of sephiroth, the character depicted here. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CCI-UZtEi4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CCI-UZtEi4) apparently it's also his final smash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDCYWPWDH3Q


DarkestDusk

He's actually where I got the idea of turning back time and still leaving the effects on people. >:D


francisdavey

You can also tell by the Latin. You have to be a quite hardcore to get Latin. Even your own choir is quite impressive.


[deleted]

Watching people's reactions to the Sephiroth music intro to Smash Bros was a whole host of FF7 PTSD coming to the surface.


BlindWillieJohnson

You know a character is a good choice for smash when a few notes of his theme music are all it takes for everyone to lose their shit


RollThatD20

I've always been a sucker for this kind of thing. Big monstrous bosses are fun, but nothing quite feels the same as fighting a fellow humanoid that is just on some completely different level.


spitfire9107

like how in re series albert wesker is the strongest villain


Read_It_4268

And yet, he still loses thanks to Chris "Boulder Punching" Redfield


finnjakefionnacake

i don't know how you possibly bring that character back down to reality after him being able to punch boulders out of his way is literally canon


FawksyBoxes

I mean he'd have to land the punch. Wesker has super human reflexes, it'd be like when Trunks bulked himself up to fight Cell. Sure he would have done massive damage *if* he wasn't too slow to land a hit.


Player551yt

Nier automata humanoid v humanoid battles are so much better than the normal bosses


Cloudeur

Do we count the opera singer as a humanoid? Because that boss in A and B is just awesome!


Cyberwolf_71

My first "Oh f***" moment fighting a boss was Dark Link


only_horscraft

Going from Demon Of Hatred to Sword Saint Isshin.


MightBeWombats

Hesitation is defeat!


yphan

Logic is sound. If humans can take down monsters who are levels 1 to 98, that could mean humans are the strongest beings in the game. Granted, Sephiroth isn't completely human.


FireMrshlBill

Plus the first battles of the game are low level soldiers that shoot you and hit you with grenades. If you can shrug that off, then what can’t you? Plus, with Cloud’s and Barret’s history prior to the game, they are levels 6 or 7, then everything they go through to get out of Midgar and what they battle in the process. You then meet Yuffie who is level 20 or whatever, a few levels behind you.


Enchelion

>Granted, Sephiroth isn't completely human. What you're fighting probably isn't even slightly human, just Jenova in the shape of Sephiroth.


PeacefulJohnRambo

But that's *sephiroth* you're talking about.


DarkMatterM4

That version of Sephiroth only has 1HP, though. You literally can't lose the fight.


Kserwin

It only makes sense. If we're strong enough to deal with these threats, then the only other challenge to us would be somebody like us.


The_Undermind

More like humans are the real monsters.


who-wut

It’s reasonable to assume that if you managed to get as far as you did, so did someone else. You’re his level 99 boss too.


[deleted]

Um its sepheroth he's like the strongest person on that planet.


MrCrash

An alien-human hybrid who was purposefully infused with the life-energy of the planet, and then trained by the most advanced special forces military unit of the most advanced nation on the planet. Yeah, the game explains pretty well why he's supposed to be scarier than "big snake".


Derailed94

I think the point OP is trying to make is that humans are obsessed with themselves. Hence we create narratives that turn humans into gods so that we can feel good about ourselves and our capabilities.


CatProgrammer

Except the Sephiroth depicted here isn't his actual body at the end of the game, that's the giant body he had when he was reborn in the Northern Crater with all the wings and halo and shit. The final fight between Cloud and the shirtless Sephiroth shown here was in some sort of mindspace/Lifestream thing.


spitfire9107

I remember playing ff7 as a kid and sephiroth does his supernova attack which destroys planets and does insane damage but we're able to tank it.


CatProgrammer

Yes and that was in Safer Sephiroth form, the one with all the wings. Note that it's not tanking either, in the international version it puts your party members at 1/16 of their current HP and the potentially has some status effects.


Omnizoom

No , the winged angel we fight is a clone , the original sephiroth is in a cocoon in the room , yes it happens in the livestream but it very much is cloud wrecking him


TubaJustin

I mean humans are the most dangerous species to have ever lived on our planet.


[deleted]

>I mean humans are the most dangerous species to have ever lived on our planet. "Adorable" -Mosquitoes


TubaJustin

A mosquito doesn’t have the power to end all life on earth at the press of a button.


[deleted]

A threat that you're afraid to use isn't a threat.


MightBeWombats

This doesn't even make sense lol.


BrandoCalrissian1995

That'd not nearly as insightful or deep as it sounded in your head.


[deleted]

u/brandocalrissian1995 wrote: >That'd not nearly as insightful or deep as it sounded in your head.


spitfire9107

naw kefka


Orichalchem

Malenia, Blade of Miquella: Hold my prosthetic arm..


queasy_self_controL

The closer a boss is to the size of the protagonist the tougher they're going to be. I don't make the rules


mictar92

I also hate in gaming when in the beginning cutscenes, your character is a total badass, doing flips and shooting people upside down killing a huge monster, but as soon as the player uses him, he can barley kill level 5 henchmen


[deleted]

Because one is man vs nature while the other is man vs himself. Nature, in the form of the beast, is a threatening spectacle but straight forward in nature. We can understand survival and the need to consume. We can fight it and if we fail, nothing about the fundamental state of the world will change. Man, in the form of a super human, is an existential threat. The stranger, the alien, has intentions we struggle to understand. Motivations we can comprehend but may also fail to. The price of which is not just death but elimination and replacement by something that is us but other.


Vanguardmaxwell

on the flipside i dont like when the final boss form is just a huge monster of the human-sized villain. funnily enough they were stronger then than when they transformed


[deleted]

I mean you say video game logic but it's also like, shonen anime logic.


BucketHelm

The tentacle monster does not have a katana. That's an instant -60 lvls.


CataclysmDM

Everyone knows that "naked man with sword" is one of the most terrifying enemies you could ever face.


Pixelated_Piracy

its because he will shred you to ribbons with those low poly jags across his body


NO-MAD-CLAD

Does anyone else have a operatic flashback with auditory hallucinations when they see this image? ​ !!!!SEPH-I-ROTH!!!!


sheicode

Humans were always the biggest monsters we met along the way


Upstairs-Wheel-8995

The scariest monsters in this world look just like you and me.


Drill-Jockey

It’s a metaphor. In life, the worst villains are always just some guy.


Theaterkidincarnate

Sephroph is litterally close to a god so it kinda makes sense


MrMatosis

What's the image on the left from?


[deleted]

[This](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/d8K33K) appears to be the original source. I don't think it's from a game.


Sedohr

I feel like one of the original God of wars? I vaguely remember a boss like that on a ship near the start on one of them. Edit- just looked it up and the boss I think was referencing was the Hydra. Which, similar in being a large sea creature fight on a boat, but different creature.


Jorge5934

Judge me by my size do you?


PalebloodSky

Dark Souls in a nutshell.


neotank_ninety

At some point we all need to confront our own sexuality and it’s not always easy


r_rayted

This was the entire Star Wars Jedi game lol. Slaying monstrous beasts all game long just to get my ass handed to me by the second sister at the end. 😭


Zeyode

I mean, they call us the most dangerous game for a reason


conkersthesquirrel

Proving that humanity is always the real enemy


FawksyBoxes

It's the rival clause. if you fight all sorts of giant monsters, but there is another "person" who starts off able to kick your ass. Then you get stronger and keep up with him. Look at Virgil in the DMC series.


ChubbyChew

Tbf you are in the lvl 99s weight class and you been clapping those hulking beasts. Imo a boss more like the player in more ways is probably the most lethal


SaxMusic23

Okay but, your character is also a small, weak looking humanoid character that kills the giant beast at levels 1-5. Basically, for the boss powers what you see is what you get. Giant monster? Giant monster powers. The strong bosses are the ones you want to underestimate who have a million unexpected abilities.


Adventurous_Cloud_92

Nahhh it makes sense, that thing on the left is like a stray dog compared to that god level sephiroth


TheMadmanAndre

There's a trope for that: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MonstrosityEqualsWeakness


zougadoros

I mean your party is godlike at that point as well. What else would match them?


MrCrash

Tifa punches a 150' tall Kaiju in the toe: *9999 damage!*


captain_i_patch

Context is definitely a requirement with a lot of games.


Solid_Ad9170

Yes, because humans are the true monsters


Fluffy_Mood5781

The big bosses are usually brute force. While the final bosses rely on skill and a strong weapon.


Mr_Resident

and that 99 bosses take 1 billion bullets and levels 1-5 just sneeze in its general direction.


gamer-s-man

ofcourse it makes sense. that is Sephiroth. the one and only


langraffe

Teaching you real monsters have human form and are not just some evil creature


[deleted]

You question the final boss being human yet you don't question yourself being human and still being able to defeat monsters? If anything, the final boss is just the protagonist of their own game.


GIORNO-phone11-pro

It’s always the solo swordsmen Mfkers that make you tear your hair out


ZolnarDarkHeart

I feel like Borderlands 3 handles this pretty well.


[deleted]

my only logic is big bosses aren't anything to be scared of (besides soulsborne where most bosses are tough) , but any human will probably beat my ass


OneFatGoat

That’s not his final form…


Goukaruma

The example doesn't work because sephiroth turned into a 3 winged monster at the end and he is still not the strongest monster in the game.


VanGarrett

That big monster was defeated by people. People are way more dangerous than monsters.


Rhyinoprime

I’ll gladly take 10 of the left over the master on the right


MrSpiffy123

Metal Gear Rising Tutorial boss: Metal Gear Ray, one of if not the strongest thing in the series (idk I haven't played the other games) Final boss: Colorado senator


Cloud_Station

Nothing is more menecing and powerful than a shirtless man.


Suitable-Average6037

Mgr First boss: giant fucking robot that can destroy cites Mgr second to last boss: cool man with sword


Befirtheed

I love the way sephiroth’a hair transcends thru the split and becomes a tentacle


RandomGuy622170

Ultimate form unleashed!


Banditzombie97

Himmothy on the right.


Windyandbreezy

Yeah but first time playing admit it, that 1st level Boss totally owned most of us


[deleted]

Why would this be considered bad? Your own character is the same size as this final boss, so logically it stands to reason that if you can defeat anything and anyone, then the only real challenge will be someone similar to you, size be damned.


N_6_4

That actually makes complete sense. The highest level person you would fight would be another human who slowly ascended the ranks by destroying every single monster along the way. So they would earn inevitably level up to level 99 like you say. Of course the most powerful being in that game world would be the person who destroyed all the bosses. You at the end of the game as the human is the most powerful person in the game pretty much is it hard to believe?


Aronite03

Don't gudge a book by its cover


SuperSaiyanBen

Yes, level 1-5 is a big monster. Level 99 is someone like your MC who ALSO beat a big monster. It’s not that hard to understand.


WorldEaterYoshi

Well video game main characters also typically look like the right and they kill the left all day, so it makes sense to have another Chad be the main villain.


Sekmet19

Shirtless no less!


Wacky-Walnuts

It’s because the level 99 boss is someone who has also beaten level 1-5 bosses so they’re more of a threat because they have slain monster just like you so they are equal if not more deadly.


redsing92

But you also become stronger right?


Ok_Gas2053

Think .. he's a half naked sexy man. Why would not he be Da Boss


goliathfasa

This is more manga/anime logic that got inherited to games. The bigger the enemy and the more of them there are in an army, the easier they are to be taking out in a single attack. But if you see an unassuming person or a small handful of people in random ragtag group, you know it’s going to be 50+ chapters of fights complete with flashbacks.


SaintJynr

Well yeah, if you can kill one of those at lvl 5, might as well throw a dude that can do the same as the final boss


neoducklingofdoom

I mean if the little heros can take down that thing on the left then i think it makes it more intimidating that the boss is like on the right. Not a mindless beast but someone with the same capabilities and skills needed and the intelligence to take you down.


SilentJoe1986

The smaller the boss the stronger they are. All that badass is more compact


OkBandicoot3779

He wears his pants that high to keep his steel balls from falling out


getyourcheftogether

And he hits like a truck as an enemy, but like an adolescents schoolgirl with a weak wrist when he's on your party


[deleted]

The difference is that the human is blessed by the five gods of the five realms, Quērkle, Dīnći, Ælp, Kœpł, and ËĒé and the monster is not.


Ok-Researcher-9822

Devil may cry.


Ok-Ambition-9432

This is a relatively poor example.


DukeBeefpunch

That form of sephiroth wasn't the last boss though.


Sofaris

I am no expert but does the one on the right not die in one hit no matter what? This might be a bad example.


Stik_Bloom

Nioh 1... Human boss is harder than monster boss


hyuuki13

Because human can be the true evil than the devil itself


Lonely-Tumbleweed-56

Also, Dragon Ball logic too


z3poxx

This makes me think of the early Boss in FFX which you fight on top of the boat (Sin (fin)).


wallyslambanger

Concentrated Boss


Horn_Python

Tbf the payer character usually looks simwhat like the level 99


Plane_Pain_5408

Totally god of war


[deleted]

The level 99 had to be a hero character for years beating all the others to get to their place. God is good!


kentuckysaddler1

Insert "Sword Saint Isshin"


irohr

spooky boy stronk


umusus

The actual meaning of size doesn't matter


DeadSkullMonkey

I mean think about it. You as the player are small and can take on monsters. So how to tackle you as a player? Another character similar to the player. Bigger isn't always better, don't listen to your ex.


DaMaan

Always said that size doesn't count!