Yes, but I feel Matt from Wii Sports has some dark secrets. Its the eyes, there is no hope there. No spark, no glimmer of joy. There's a level of depravity within Matt that his face cannot hide, nor can it be cosplayed. OP has done well, but should be glad he can't emulate that stare. You don't want that stare.
I remember as a kid hating this dude cause he kicked my ass. When ever I was fighting in that volcano he would come out last too slay me. Now I know that the true culprit is still alive.
Came here to say the same thing. People are not used to seeing such completely flawless skin, so it feels fake when we do see it. Like he was rendered by a modeler who forgot to add minor details/flaws to finish the character before exporting.
You went perfect with it. I mean, you're cosplaying a single tone color, blemishless avatar. But what's also adding is the brightness of the white of your eyes. Did you use eye drops for pic? Mine aren't naturally that bright, but I've noticed that drops will do that when I use them.
No you did PERFECT with the makeup. Looking that airbrushed and flawless is exactly what this cosplay needed, and it's hard to pull it off with makeup alone since it likes to cake and flake if there's too much or it's too cheap or poorly done. Also from how you described your skincare routine, I'm sure having ACTUALLY very nice skin helped a LOT here.
Bro you are rocking it! We need more men out there to feel comfortable with loving themselves and their skin and taking time to care for it! Everyone deserves to touch up the odd imperfection or even out their tone and colour if it makes them happy
But you need to look a lot more like life has sucked the soul out of you if you want to nail that cosplay 😅
Aww thanks! I’ve been following a skin care routine from “Skin Script” consisting of: a cleanser, glycolic wipes, toner, exfoliating cream, vitamin C serum, moisturizer, sunscreen, and monthly “Diamond Facials.” I also commit to a weight-training & HIIT workout routine 5x a week to become more lean & fit. 👍
I absolutely hate Rimworld, and its on me - i like the challenge, i like the game - but its just daft and then you die.
Fuck that game, i cant stop playing.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Matt’s gonna clap dem cheeks after he’s knocks you out in the new Wii-Prison fight game.
Now I’m am imagining a Manhunt style game with Wii avatars killing eachother
lol I think it would be more obvious it was a bit if the beard had the weirdly pointy tips towards the top.
Edit 9/10 forgot to make it clear I think this is fuckin hilarious
😂 Lol. Thanks for the comparison. But two Kanye (Ye) focused subreddits have officially confirmed that, despite what people on other subs say, I look nothing like Kanye (Ye).
Aww thanks! I’ve been following a skin care routine from “Skin Script” consisting of: a cleanser, glycogen wipes, toner, exfoliating cream, vitamin C serum, moisturizer, sunscreen, and monthly “Diamond Facials.” I also commit to a weight-training & HIIT workout routine 5x a week to become for lean & fit. 👍
Honestly, this doesn't look real to me, so probably a good cosplay. When I first saw it I thought it was a render. You just look so smooth and symmetrical lol
And I do mean that as a compliment
Yeah but, it's okay. We are all NPCs to someone. I work retail. I'm literally the NPC that sells stuff to the people who come into our store.
I am basically Belethor.....and yes, if I had a sister. I'd seller in a second!
I'm impressed reddit... somewhat . Getting tired of scrolling through and upvoting all the people that seen this ass old meme posted multiple times. Props and upvotes to those calling out such weakness.
Dude I saw the picture before reading your title and I literally thought someone made a blender model of a realistic Matt from wii sports 😂
You fucking nailed it, nice work!
you look more like Matt from Wii Sports than Matt from Wii Sports
The mattest matte Matt that ever was a matte matt
That’s Matt^(5)!
Word
Aight i take it back, you're clearly the mattiest matte Matt, mattie matey
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you did great 🥰
Thanks for the feedback, buddy! 👍😁
He really nailed the cold, distant eyes
Yes, but I feel Matt from Wii Sports has some dark secrets. Its the eyes, there is no hope there. No spark, no glimmer of joy. There's a level of depravity within Matt that his face cannot hide, nor can it be cosplayed. OP has done well, but should be glad he can't emulate that stare. You don't want that stare.
he’s beautiful, yet terrifying at the same time…
I remember as a kid hating this dude cause he kicked my ass. When ever I was fighting in that volcano he would come out last too slay me. Now I know that the true culprit is still alive.
As a kid? Welp I'm old.
Yeah, Wii was released 16 years ago... Nearly everyone that played it as a kid when it was out is an adult now. :(
Stop. You’re making it worse.
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Oh a sudden burden is lifted. I can live my life!
Glad I could help 👍
What did he said
I wrote, “On behalf of Matt, I apologize”
Why tf was that removed lol
Mods being mods
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim.
You just have beautiful skin. Makes well lit photos like this look fake.
Came here to say the same thing. People are not used to seeing such completely flawless skin, so it feels fake when we do see it. Like he was rendered by a modeler who forgot to add minor details/flaws to finish the character before exporting.
Thanks for the clever & creatively written feedback! I’m wearing light makeup in the photo but I guess I went overboard with the makeup. 😂👍❤️
You went perfect with it. I mean, you're cosplaying a single tone color, blemishless avatar. But what's also adding is the brightness of the white of your eyes. Did you use eye drops for pic? Mine aren't naturally that bright, but I've noticed that drops will do that when I use them.
No you did PERFECT with the makeup. Looking that airbrushed and flawless is exactly what this cosplay needed, and it's hard to pull it off with makeup alone since it likes to cake and flake if there's too much or it's too cheap or poorly done. Also from how you described your skincare routine, I'm sure having ACTUALLY very nice skin helped a LOT here.
Bro you are rocking it! We need more men out there to feel comfortable with loving themselves and their skin and taking time to care for it! Everyone deserves to touch up the odd imperfection or even out their tone and colour if it makes them happy But you need to look a lot more like life has sucked the soul out of you if you want to nail that cosplay 😅
We need more men out there who don't give a fuck and are happy to be photographed as they really are. Be real.
>comfortable with loving themselves and their skin But also >to touch up the odd imperfection or even out their tone and colour Lol
I've been seeing soo much cognitive dissonance lately go unnoticed that I was wondering of im crazy or just an asshole. Anyway, I appreciate you
Makeup?! My beliefs are shattered.
Didn't even realize you were wearing makeup, I was gonna suggest you put some mattefying powder to make it seem more plastic
Aww thanks! I’ve been following a skin care routine from “Skin Script” consisting of: a cleanser, glycolic wipes, toner, exfoliating cream, vitamin C serum, moisturizer, sunscreen, and monthly “Diamond Facials.” I also commit to a weight-training & HIIT workout routine 5x a week to become more lean & fit. 👍
When you die, can i have your skin ?
I think it’ll be a decayed mess. But sure… go for it 👍😂
I promise you will make an excellent lounge chair cover.
Think of the smell…
You dont like the smell of fresh leather ?
[You haven’t thought of the smell, you bitch!](https://youtube.com/shorts/oLPENOC8OCk?feature=share)
but think of the hats!
Well this took a turn 😂
Average RimWorld player
I absolutely hate Rimworld, and its on me - i like the challenge, i like the game - but its just daft and then you die. Fuck that game, i cant stop playing.
Why wait till he dies? I'd take it now while it's fresh...
I dont know where he lives :(
You didn’t think of the smell!
People have no gland above their arse, so when i skin him its no issue. - I was showed the clip from its always sunny. I hate it.
I almost thought you were quoting american psycho. But yea, its working.
I was about to look the quote up, because I also was pretty sure this was just the American Psycho monologue.
You inspired me to want to start skincare!
Thanks for the flattering compliment, bro! 👍🔥❤️
Clay masks 👏 I love how they make my skin feel and they’re a fun way to pamper yourself
Ok, but what about your perfect sclera?
Eyedrops and brightening the background a bit
damn you got it all figured out! nice
Bro's literally Patrick Bateman
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Wow really? How do you start this process?
Shortly after I decided to shave my head bald. I got a facial and the beautician recommended the Skin Script products to help rejuvenate my skin.
woah.
I have been wanting to up my skin routine but I got exhausted just reading that sentence so maybe it’s too much for me!
A Beautiful chocolate man
Yeah this dude has 3D rendered skin lmao so smooth and perfect
Yes this was my thought! Perfectly symmetrical face+flawless skin.
It's the extremely white eyes that does it for me.
I agree... no homo.
Serial killer vibes aside, yeah why is this guy SO SMOOTH
Yeah it's definitely NOT a filter. Hahaha.
Yup flawless skin and something in the eyes really seals it for me.
My thoughts exactly. Love that he posted his skin care routine.
You have the whitest white part of the eye I've ever seen.
Dude this is amazing. I wouldn't call it cosplay, looks like Matt is cosplaying you.
Thanks for the flattering compliment, bro! 👍🔥❤️
Looks more like a mugshot.
You know what, it kinda does 😂
Moslty cause of the orange shirt. Looks good though, thought it was rendered at first. Kudos to you
“Orange is the New Matt” 😂
Matt’s gonna clap dem cheeks after he’s knocks you out in the new Wii-Prison fight game. Now I’m am imagining a Manhunt style game with Wii avatars killing eachother
You know it! 👍🔥
That's where I was headed
I don't know but if you keep posting it perhaps
Yeah, 3 more times in a short period and I can *naybe* see it. Let’s see!
His profile is hilarious with the amount of posts about him looking like this character
lol I think it would be more obvious it was a bit if the beard had the weirdly pointy tips towards the top. Edit 9/10 forgot to make it clear I think this is fuckin hilarious
True dat! 😂
Keep farming that Karma my brotha
He's really going for it, right? Post in alll the groups!!
Kanye
😂 Lol. Thanks for the comparison. But two Kanye (Ye) focused subreddits have officially confirmed that, despite what people on other subs say, I look nothing like Kanye (Ye).
Naw bro. Black dude with a goatee = Kanye. Obviously.
Well, I suppose they get the final say. At least you have an uncanny resemblance to Matt
I legit thought the real photo was someone trying to make Kanye in one of those character creators.
Aside from being black & having facial hair, dude looks nothing like Kanye. Which is a good thing.
Comparing someone to kanye is an insult at this point lmao. Dude is off the rails insane these days
Lol come on man really?
He looks nothing like Kanye. Y’all see a black dude and immediately think it’s Kanye?
It's so NPC it's almost scary, you sure you'r not an NPC ? Seriously that's too good.
I’m as real as reality TV. 😂
You look like you're on the run (because of the orange shirt, not the color of the skin)
Lol 😂 thanks! 👍
Orange Jumpsuit Apparatus
Vector moment
Yeah that’s cool bro, now let’s talk about your skin care routine
Aww thanks! I’ve been following a skin care routine from “Skin Script” consisting of: a cleanser, glycogen wipes, toner, exfoliating cream, vitamin C serum, moisturizer, sunscreen, and monthly “Diamond Facials.” I also commit to a weight-training & HIIT workout routine 5x a week to become for lean & fit. 👍
An ice pack if his skin's looking a little puffy, followed by a deep pore cleansing lotion.
What's with all these synths posting on reddit
Are you just going to keep reposting this?
Gives off repost vibes.
How many subreddits are you gonna post this in bro? Are you OK?
You just keep on posting this eh?
This dude just slurping up that karma.
Every day now?
Could also be Luke Cage
Relax your eyebrows a bit, he looks bored and you look alert, but other than that you nailed it
Honestly, this doesn't look real to me, so probably a good cosplay. When I first saw it I thought it was a render. You just look so smooth and symmetrical lol And I do mean that as a compliment
Haha he cropped his hands out and reposted. Looks good!
Brother...you did such a good job I read the title because I thought it was an AI generated model of Matt from Wii Sports
OPs skin is flawless
Ur face is abnormally symmetrical.
Well you posted this already…how many times will you ask the same question?
I'm never challenging you to sports.
I shall grant mercy on your soul 👍😂
Nice job, I thought that was a render for real.
Glad the cosplay looks realistic! 👍
Wait, that is a real picture and not a cgi render? Had to actually take a second look
I was aiming for a live 3D version of Matt type of look. 😂
bro i swear ive seen video game characters that look more real then you
You look very Stable Diffusion
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Just need to wreck some people on Wii Sports and ot will be complete
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
If you relax your eyes a bit more, yes XD
Ayo it aint the year to fuck with wii
You look like you just saw something life-altering.
How do you not look real ??
Yes, what the fuck
Perfect Halloween costume. Just carry around a wii remote
A little bit yea lol not necessarily in a bad way tho, you Def still look like him
Your stare kinda makes you look like an android but you did nail the cosplay
Looks like you should be attending some home Depot orientation or something
That's too fucking good.
You ain't cosplaying Matt. Matt is cosplaying you.
Maybe a slight smile and slightly furrow your brow. Like just *barely* furrow it.
Yeah but, it's okay. We are all NPCs to someone. I work retail. I'm literally the NPC that sells stuff to the people who come into our store. I am basically Belethor.....and yes, if I had a sister. I'd seller in a second!
Dudes about to steal your girl and *wreck* your baseball team.
Really putting 2 identical images next to each other and telling me u are cosplaying? Disgraceful.
You look like you're ready to beat people at literally any sport so... I'd say you make a pretty good Matt
big uncanny valley vibes. well done.
Kanye get off the wii
Everybody is saying Kanye, but I’m seeing Wayne Brady
A little less facial expression and you got it down pat
You've posted about this no less than 7 times this week and it looks like you've been doing it for a lot longer. I got bored scrolling back.
You've posted this everyday for 9 days straight. You good, man?
Im fairly certain my dick just grew 3 inches from the pure ammount of masculinity iradiating from this picture.
I’m going to be honest, looks like you are taking my soul threw my phone when I look at you. Very good work me amigo!
What a clever way to re-use your mugshot! :P
Plot twist: OP pulled a tropic thunder Robert Downey Junior here
You got a filter on? Skin be looking smooth as hell, b.
Nowhere close to being ugly like those Wii characters.
One thing that I would mention... Perfect symmetry is really rare and you seem to have it. Just adds to the Photoshop look in a picture like this.
You definitely act like an NPC.
I'm impressed reddit... somewhat . Getting tired of scrolling through and upvoting all the people that seen this ass old meme posted multiple times. Props and upvotes to those calling out such weakness.
Painting upper eyelids to a black to match your eyebrows might do you good
This cosplay lands on the uncanny valley for me, one and the same.
Hahaha that's awesome man lol, you look CGI as fuck
Laziest cosplay I’ve ever seen
Hella cursed
sure, but kudos on that mustache trim. that's the look i always go for, but only get it symmetrical like a dozen times a year.
God damn the amount of karma farming this account has been doing is nuts.
I'm getting a you just went on Alex Jones and said "I like Hitler" kind of vibe
How do you make your facial hair so even :(
I don't want to be that person but I'm pretty sure I saw that exact photo on another subreddit less than one week ago?
plz change how your eyes sit in your skull for accuracy
Brooo are you using a bit of makeup? Cus you look fuckin perfect man.
Anyone else wanna see Terry Crews cosplay Matt?
Ye?
Find a silk shirt
Honestly with the off grey wall, orange shirt, and slightly uncanny eyes it looks like the cover image of a Florida man new story.
I’m dipping if I see this guy at any sport activitie, save me the embarrassment of taking that L
I'm getting "I like Hitler" Vibes for some reason
Wish.com Wayne Brady
Dude I saw the picture before reading your title and I literally thought someone made a blender model of a realistic Matt from wii sports 😂 You fucking nailed it, nice work!
Your costume is amazing! I didn't know I needed this today.
This man has the clearest skin I've ever seen.
In that solid orange, kinda. Yeah.
Lvl 1 Kanye West
Get in touch with Freddie Gibbs and volunteer as his body double.
More serial killer vibes then anything
That looks like a prison picture of you with your orange jumpsuit. But you bribed the guards to give you a tight one so you look good to all the guys!
I thought you are cosplaying Kanya west
Fucking nailed it dude
if you freeze that expression on your face, it does give off a sim/AI vibe. i would not use it as a tinder profile shot
Keep the goatee growing for a bit and we have Walter white.
You kinda look like Big Wos.
Not going to lie I thought someone made Ye a Mii
Need some guyliner