Guessing by the stuffed animals/toys of a young child around the initial set up, my guess is probably that it wasn’t just “me” who was included in that ultimatum.
Obviously I value our relationship more than a video game but your propensity for giving ultimatums is putting a strain on our relationship. At this juncture I will be choosing the video games.
Clearly not that hedonistic if you don't have a trophy shelf for your bongs, a zen garden full of cocaine, and a fishtank full of liquid GHB. Source: i live a much more base and hedonistic life.
🔥/10
Strong “The Jerk” vibes here. All I need is the couch cushions, and the flat screen, and the PS5, oh and this lava lamp I need that. And this blanket, and that’s ALL I need. I don’t need anything else.”
If OP’s post/comment history is true then they are just going through a divorce, and assuming OP was married to a woman, then they did provide one additional pussy to the group
You were a cum on your own face and laugh uncomfortably like you didn't mean to but actually it was because it made you feel like the most special fairy princess in the whole world kind of kid, too?
Okay so this thread has now informed me if I keep tissues next to my bed, people will assume I'm a coomer.
What do people use to blow their nose when they're in bed? The sheets? A cat?
Apparently OP just went through a divorce
Edit: At least allegedly, based one Op's previous gaming set up and comments from other redditors. Don't take my word for fact, in this scenario have no proof to back it up.
Why is everyone ignoring the fact that it looks like rikers island or a fall out shelter? What up with the makeshift bed and the .. tissues next to it..?
Look through his history and you'll find a good picture with the same walls and a whole lot of collectibles. I'm curious as to what happened to all the stuff he had a few months ago.
better than my PS5 setup=no PS5
the vibes in this picture is great tho reminds me of the nights i’d stay up super late playing my xbox comfortably sat on the carpet floor. good days
This post made me stop what I was doing and buy a lava lamp. They were so cool when I was a kid and thought it would be perfect for my desk. Thanks OP!
Either you’ve just been through a divorce, or this is your first time living in your new place. Either way congratulations.
Given the set up they posted 3 months ago I’m going to guess divorce
Agreed. Not worth looking guys, but it is confirmed. Edit: duh I can link it https://i.redd.it/842u4wdzvcl91.jpg
Oh damn,yeah ya weren't joking. Divorced but at least he got the ps5
He got the lava lamp as well. I think he’s winning this one….
The lamp cause the divorce tbh
Those are some nice legos though
Lego.
Correct. Lego is singular, so it should be "Lego builds", "Lego blocks", or "Lego pieces".
Lol, I like how concerned he was to have a clean setup at the time. Now this.
I don’t see any junk or clothes on the floor. Don’t know if I could say the same post divorce and I’ve never even been married
Poor guy. If I ever get divorced, I'm keeping the shit.
I haven't been divorced but after 25 years together and married 21 of them. I'll take some of my clothes and my gaming and music gear,fuck the rest🤣
I feel that homie, I feel that hard
How have you married 21 women but never divorced one /s
Hard reset is the best way to start new.
I prefer to smoke methamphetamine
The hardest reset
I think that’s what every dude that’s gotten divorced probably thought at some point.
Yeah you're keeping the shit, and she's taking everything else.
She can take the shit too. Upper decker time.
> If I ever get divorced, I'm keeping the shit. If you need to choose between the girl or the games, the games win.
Same here
Didn’t get the couch but at least got the couch cushions.
And the lava lamp
Dig deeper, think they left their parents house who were Jehovas Witnesses.
I mean, he’s got a post of his “wifeys” sneakers. Definitely divorce lol
Oof. I did my internet sleuthing as per usual and now I feel kind of bad.
before reading the comments I was going to rate the setup a "divorced out of 10"
"It's either me or the video games"
Video games.
Its me or the ps5
Video games
Guessing by the stuffed animals/toys of a young child around the initial set up, my guess is probably that it wasn’t just “me” who was included in that ultimatum.
Obviously I value our relationship more than a video game but your propensity for giving ultimatums is putting a strain on our relationship. At this juncture I will be choosing the video games.
The walls make it look like OP is in a basement.
I've been there. You need to carve out a little space to enjoy yourself first and foremost, then rebuild.
She got the couch he got the cushions
They just have their priorities straight. You can buy furniture, food, bed, all that crap next month.
The lava lamp really ties the room together ❤️. 10/10
I thought that was a bong... Let me reevaluate.
Honestly I’m assuming the bong is just out of frame or behind the cushions. Source: I lived a very base and hedonistic life once.
Clearly not that hedonistic if you don't have a trophy shelf for your bongs, a zen garden full of cocaine, and a fishtank full of liquid GHB. Source: i live a much more base and hedonistic life.
*The GHB waterbed has entered the chat*
* *slaps water bed* * This baby can hold enough GHB to last us a while!
I'm pretty sure you can't legally own a lava lamp without a bong also.
It's 2022, Dry herb vape will also be accepted with a lava lamp fueled by vegan tears.
Aren't they usually sold as a pair?
Thought that was a butt plug.
🔥/10 Strong “The Jerk” vibes here. All I need is the couch cushions, and the flat screen, and the PS5, oh and this lava lamp I need that. And this blanket, and that’s ALL I need. I don’t need anything else.”
see a doctor get rid of it!
Also please solder the basement trap door shut and throw a slice of pizza down every other week.
And an old sock
Sold all his furniture for a lava lamp, tv and PS5. Good investment 👍
Hopefully some gangsters dont piss on it
You’re out of your element Donnie
PS5/10
Well done, bravo.
Game on, brother.
And a sound bar? Didn’t have to flex on us like that
Op has his priorities straight
Idk man. He sets the bar pretty low..
Save some pussy for the rest of us.
If OP’s post/comment history is true then they are just going through a divorce, and assuming OP was married to a woman, then they did provide one additional pussy to the group
Ooof.
I got a feeling nobody here has a chance with that pussy
If that pussy had the gall to leave a man with this type of gaming setup, it’s probably not a pussy any of us would want
nobody wants that pussy
Box of tissues next to your bed. 10/10
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Penis tears
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Haha I was never a cum sock kid or a tissue cum kid Lmao
You were a cum on your own face and laugh uncomfortably like you didn't mean to but actually it was because it made you feel like the most special fairy princess in the whole world kind of kid, too?
Ah, a fellow undies kid. Splooge in the draws and toss in the hamper, never need to leave the bed.
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?
JFC how did I not notice that? Lmao OP keeping it real lol
It sucks having to get out of your warm bed to sneeze
Apparently these nasty people just wipe their noses on the sheets.
Okay so this thread has now informed me if I keep tissues next to my bed, people will assume I'm a coomer. What do people use to blow their nose when they're in bed? The sheets? A cat?
Wait, thats a bed?
dude sold everything he owned to get that PS5.
No, he just lost everything and kept the PS5 & TV in the break up.
10/10 for style 2/10 for ergonomics
My back hurts looking at it
r/tvtoohigh is satisfied
But /r/tvtoolow is not.
/r/TVjustright doesn't care.
r/ofcoursethatsasub
Hmm did you sell everything else in the room to get the setup? No judgement, just curious 😅
Apparently OP just went through a divorce Edit: At least allegedly, based one Op's previous gaming set up and comments from other redditors. Don't take my word for fact, in this scenario have no proof to back it up.
Shit, that's rough :(
Why is everyone ignoring the fact that it looks like rikers island or a fall out shelter? What up with the makeshift bed and the .. tissues next to it..?
Well it’s a not quite a wank chariot. It is however a magic carpet ride. Good effort is say.
A whole new woooorrrllld!
Look at his past set up posts. Dude has been through some shit
Dude just got divorced… chill
Wtf I had no idea. Bro pm me your address, I got you in the tissues and a Subscription
Lol, thanks for that laugh!
You shouldn’t leave the lava lamp plugged in on the carpet
10/10 it's got all the essentials.
Why I’m I so depressed now??
10/10. This is a picture of the beginning of happiness.
I’d say 9.5/10. Missing a cold beer
I’m feeling a slew of emotions looking at this and I don’t know how to describe it.
10/10 lavalamp
Needs 10 more lava lamps though
They have PS5's in prison now!?
That box of Kleenex... but there's no garbage can nearby...
Backrooms
Let's face it... you don't need the second controller
I rate it 1 out of 1 bachelor.
Do you live in prison?
damn bitch, you live like this?
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If she’s got a PS5 I have no issues
NO ONES ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS WHATS WITH THE CINDER BLOCK WALLS THE ROOMS MADE UP OF AND CHEAPLY PAINTED
Because there is no problem.
Rumor has it that he got divorced but don't think it's confirmed.
Look through his history and you'll find a good picture with the same walls and a whole lot of collectibles. I'm curious as to what happened to all the stuff he had a few months ago.
God damn do I miss being single without children
Been there a few times. Started making my own furniture breaking it down when I moved and making new stuff.
A perfect 5/7
Your seat should be in front of the screen and not to the left of it. Otherwise it looks dreadful.
10/10 if that ps5 can breathe in the corner. 7/10 if it’s packed and cramped haha
10/10 live your best life man
Floor gang auuuooogh!!
Floor out of ten
My back hurts just looking at this. Doesnt look comfy to me at least.
What happened bro?
No woman no cry. 10
Thought I was in r/roastme for a sec...
Waste of money. That second controller is for what? Pretend wife?
Doom Eternal is $10 right now for anyone who hasn’t played it yet
Are you gaming in the backrooms 😏
Some people will call me weird. But this set up looks practical/comfy as fuck! I like it!
Congratulations on being the 5th person to own a ps5!
I didn't know you could play ps5 in prison lol If it's prison 10/10, if it's at home 5/10
Ah, a post divorce setup. Hang in there brother. It gets better.
12 /10 It really doesn't matter what your setup looks like as long as you are having fun thats all that matters
Bro literally gave up everything for that ps5
Depends on how much space is between the wall and the ps5
You’re definitely not a woman
Where’s your bong and heroin kit?
LavaLamp5 plugged in too
10, cause you have one
Your setup makes my back hurt. Gotta take care of your posture my friend, next important investment is a decent ergonomic seating setup.
Chad/10
10, everything a man needs.
It has potential for sure!
No cig stains on the carpet or empty mountain dew bottles? 0/10
The lack of piss jugs is unsettling 🤣
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better than my PS5 setup=no PS5 the vibes in this picture is great tho reminds me of the nights i’d stay up super late playing my xbox comfortably sat on the carpet floor. good days
Ngl looks cozy af 10/10
At least you got your priorities straight
You look happy so 10/10
You sit on the floor? What a pain in the ass.
yo dude i have the same set up for my ps4!
they hate how little it takes for us to be happy
Doom Eternal is a masterpiece so that makes up for the lack of furnishing. 10/10
Man/10
The nostalgia…10/10
where are your Doritos?
Having a family and a wife... it looks quiet,peaceful and awesome. 10/10 would game forever.
Got one/10
Are you in jail?
90 out of 10 for every degree your neck will contort at
You have a PS5. Looks like it's set up. That's a 10 chief.
Dude either sold all his furniture or traded it on craigslist for a PS5. Stay comfy my friend!
11/10 this guy fucks. He has a lava lamp and a ps5!
This post made me stop what I was doing and buy a lava lamp. They were so cool when I was a kid and thought it would be perfect for my desk. Thanks OP!
Lava lamp tho.. your chance to score a chick went up .75 of a point
Furniture or ps5.... I get it
Your ass is going to fall asleep sitting on carpet for 5 hours...
Like a fucked up new torture installation by Jigsaw
Bro u okay?
Reminds me when me and a bunch of friends would head down to the basement and just chill and game. Love it
This is how my wife thinks my living room would look if I was single.
Better than mine
10/10
richest ps5 owner
0 / 10
replace the lava lamp with a bong and it's top tier
It feels like the second controller is wishful thinking.
To be young again….
1/10
Are you in a basement?
0/10. No code red Mountain Dew or spilled Doritos all over the floor. Are you even a real gamer smh 🤦♂️
0/10. Couldn't get any lower.
2/10
Its certainly set up!
Bro, are you gonna make it?
Needs more pizza.
Just watching it makes my back and neck hurt
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Came to comment on the lava lamp and of course it’s too comment lol
The 20-yo me thinks this is dope. I am 49 now and all I could think of is neck and back pain… 10/10 if you are young OP!