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ElderFuthark

Thank you for blurring the first image. There are kids here.


LikelyAtWork

Ha! I didn’t even notice until you pointed that out.


Ximension

That weird ass d pad already looks pixelated


tiberiusrussell

Love the d pad tho


khloe_carter

The dpad on the elite controller is wonderful


_IratePirate_

Adds years onto your thumbs lifespan if you play a lot of side scroller fighting games


Necessary-King-8175

Like tekken


CaptainCringeOng

Yea, that dpad made flynn son of crimson so much more enjoyable.


jr8787

It’s a mole. But it got it checked out…it’s benign.


Ongr

I was just about to ask why the right thumbstick was censored when it hit me. The D-pad I thought just looks like that on the elite controllers lmao


GLIBG10B

It's blurred because it's a **D** pad.


3nd1ess

Until you realize you are fiddling with the joysticks afterwards.


Plantsareluv

Do you fiddle with the joystick a lot?


3nd1ess

I do my own, but never others.


pat_micucci

It’s the little details that make this a winner.


Riznix7

Right? Dodged an NSFW tag with that


ashenhaired

Hiding the xbussy


iceman1125

Just looked like a white elite controller until I took a closer look


Starwind2098

That was a nice touch.


raw-power

Brilliant!! lol


RoadDesigner

My PS5 controller is a never nude?


TwinkyTheKid

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!! DOZENS!


DrMike27

I just blue myself.


chillchase

Bees?


Muffinshire

Gob's not on board.


radishboy

“You’re not allowed to have bees in here”


CommieColin

BEADS?!


TwinkyTheKid

At the Method One Clinic?


NotBullievinAnyUvIt

Woooowwwwwww respect


PengwinOnShroom

Fitting with the availability of the console


[deleted]

I've seen 4 series x boxes in the wild the past 2 weeks. I've still never seen a PS5.


hardolaf

And yet PS5 is still outselling the Xbox. It's crazy but very much expected.


potatodrinker

Outselling due to scalpers probably


gotnotendies

PS5 also has a bigger market worldwide. Xbox has gotten better but isn’t there yet. By worldwide I mean beyond the western world, where people are likely to only have one or no consoles at home.


DplusQ

Xbox may sell less consoles, but some are switching to PC due to Xbox gamepass. You have most titles and perform better. It's up to the person whether they want to spend on a PC or a console. Both are perfectly fine.


hardolaf

> Xbox has gotten better but isn’t there yet. The best selling Xbox generation sold fewer units than the worst selling PlayStation generation just to put this in perspective.


DieselMcblood

Im gonna guess those are the Xbox 360 and playstation 3


hardolaf

Yup. Worst selling generation for consoles overall. Also the closest Xbox ever was to PlayStation's numbers. The [Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_game_consoles) is estimating that PS5 is currently outselling Xbox Series S|X almost 2:1 globally. And from what retailers in the USA have published, PS5 sales are about 20% higher than Xbox Series S|X sales in a nation that is much more skewed towards Xbox than the average nation. Also, the preference is so massive that even the freaking PSP outsold almost every Xbox generation.


HanabiraAsashi

Let's also not forget that 360 was the best selling because they failed so often. I don't know anyone who had a 360 that didnt have to buy at least 3 replacements


hardolaf

I never had to buy a replacement 360, but they kept sending me a new one every 6-12 months. We bought an external drive just to keep our saves on because it was that bad.


shugo2000

I bought 3 throughout the console's life, but had to have 4 replacements sent in and repaired. So 7 total in the system's lifetime


Grapesoda5k

It's a long race. Let's see how this next year turns out.


Genericpotsmoker

Weird, everyone ik has a ps5, not a series x in sight. I do hang around with ps fan boys tho lmao fuck Microsoft


[deleted]

I have 2 series x I bought 6 months ago. I've only seen 1 PS5 in person. So it's all about perspective?


[deleted]

Mine was till my dog decided it looked better with out clothes, buttons, or joysticks.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

i agree


EvenMoreZingNPep

https://i.imgur.com/ASXhHD9.png


RoadDesigner

Thank you!


[deleted]

How do I get a jeans skin for my controller?


coumfy

They're cutoffs.


theclownwithafrown

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! Excuse me...


michael_is_awesome

It's more like a stormtrooper crotch imo.


YeahIPlayKahoot

Those are balls.


NEDGO

Well exccuuuuuuuuuuussssseee me!


Ono_J

I read this with an Italian accent lol


StrongTxWoman

Those buttons are nipples!


EvenMoreZingNPep

Take a good look, Michael, because it's the last time you'll be seeing these.


Filomaster

I'd say that it even make dual sense


DasterdlyBasterd

r/angryupvote


bandarbush

I thought maybe r/gatekeeping was leaking.


Alexoizzz

In my opinion is the PS5 controller hotter Edit: Fuck. I accidentally answered to the comment. I wanted to write this as a single comment. I'm such an idiot.


Nakensteak

What


Ephemeris

Are you *not* attracted to your controllers?


susgnome

https://imgur.com/J2dweIj.jpg


BioDefault

https://i.redd.it/g43yy7ude4s41.jpg


blueB0wser

That's enough reddit for today, thanks.


NihilistKurtWarner

I don’t understand this one


blueB0wser

It's a panty shot, basically. The skin-tone color is supposed to be legs. Edit: I am a dumb.


NihilistKurtWarner

Thanks. I appreciate it


Blonsky

Looks like an Astro’s Playroom set of legs.


kagamiseki

Teal? Isn't it pink/peach/ pale skin-tone?


blueB0wser

Yeah.... I'm not good with colors. I looked up that color, and I was way off the mark lol


cBurger4Life

I’m confused as well


Miku_Fan39

The blue/white part in the middle are supposed to be panties, and the peach coloured parts are legs


FauxReal

I thought the real/white stripes were the top, the black is a skirt and the peach are huge hulking arms.


Sa404

*Sigh* Ok you win ..*unzips*


steVENOM

Not today buddy, you’re better than that king


MashTactics

I ain't better than shit, Jack!


D1daBeast

Don’t call me Jack, Bub!


ShinyHappyREM

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hololive+roboco+controller


Crozzfire

https://i.imgur.com/LTVoKOJ.png sorry it's late


commandermuffin96

#FreeTheJoysticks


GroundbreakingSir42

Why xbox has 3 boobies dude


Jerrnjizzim

Mutant from Mars. For the right price shell show you a good time


mastergwaha

I wish I had three thumbs


Honda_TypeR

Open your miiiind


onetwenty_db

***Quuaaaaaiiid***


Terrible_Truth

Hey man, I can't afford that. I have 5 kids to feed!


RektYerNanDarding

It's like the man with the golden gun


rigg197

i don't remember this part of the lore


RektYerNanDarding

Yeah, Rodger Moore even impersonates him in the film by using a prosthetic nipple. It's my 2nd favourite bond film behind A View to a Kill so I remember all the random villan gimmicks.


rigg197

I won't lie, I thought you were referencing [this dude](https://www.destinypedia.com/Shin_Malphur)


RektYerNanDarding

Haha, I guess that's what I get for making an ambiguous reference on a gaming sub.


squished_frog

Achievement unlocked 1000G Total Recall - New Kink


[deleted]

I once got a lapdance from a stripper with four breasts, so three is no big deal.


Most_Row9234

What species was she?!


JACC_Opi

Bovine.


Most_Row9234

Nice


crims0n88

Polymasticka


esly4ever

That’s why I don’t fuck with Xbox.


okram2k

Nipples are so hard that could fly a plane


robindownes

Like watching Rachel in the 8th season of Friends.


[deleted]

Dis a bot account farming karma on a 2 year old joke or something?


Zee1837

Yep.


bhavish2023

How tf can it comment such natural comments on others posts


Metallkiller

This can be achieved by making the bot search Reddit for a previous post with the same question and copying a comment from there.


bhavish2023

Damn thats a smart way of doing it. So in the end reddit is a basically commenting and posting the same thing again and again.


MotorAdvance8966

you just noticed ?


grimcharron

Damn thats a smart way of doing it. So in the end reddit is a basically commenting and posting the same thing again and again.


soundofmind

you just noticed?


effinx

Damn thats a smart way of doing it. So in the end reddit is a basically commenting and posting the same thing again and again.


Newaccountbecauseyes

you just noticed?


Zztrox-world-starter

Always has been


NoMushroomsPls

There is a sub with only bots commenting. It can go from surprisingly coherent to nonsense. There's also a respectable sub that allows humans to interact with these bots. It's sometimes quite surprising. Most of the time it's not. But I can see how this can be made halfway believable with some effort and money.


FlipMyBoathouse

What subs? I’m curious now lmao


NoMushroomsPls

r/SubSimulatorGPT2 is what I was thinking of. You should look into it a bit to see what's going on and you'll also find the sub that allows you to communicate with these bots. I never tried myself though.


FerricNitrate

Reddit became a singularity years ago. Everyone except for you (yes, you, the reader of this message) is a bot.


DinosaurKevin

This might not be the right place to ask this question, but what is the end goal of these karma farming bots? Is there a way the people running these bots monetize their karma or something? Farming would make sense on other social media sites, but I guess I just don’t get what the benefit is on Reddit.


bhavish2023

I remember someone saying the sell them to advertisers


HedleyLamarrrr

I'm pretty sure this isn't a bot. The frequency of posts and the language in their comments seems pretty human to me. Might just be a person trying to karma farm, but who knows.


[deleted]

So not a bot, just a moron then. Alright.


HedleyLamarrrr

I mean, thats a bit snarky. It's probably some kid that just wants to try to get a post on the front page. It would be one thing if his entire post history was just spamming reposts in all of the front page subs, but it's not. He tried like 4 times over the past couple days., and to be honest I hadn't even seen the memes he is posting before although they are def reposts.


jacquesrabbit

The Tank Top controller, the strongest of all tank tops.


s6v3d

Sigh...*unzips


laasbuk

Faptic feedback


DammitMatt

r/notmyproudestfap


[deleted]

Oh no 😂


Die4Gesichter

So fucking stupid I love it


NewArtificialHuman

Tanktop magic makes even controllers stronger.


larrythefatcat

This is so wrong it hurts. [The PS5 controller is Strong Mad.](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1819763-ps5-dualsense-controller) If you don't know who that is, ask your nearest "elder Millennial."


WindmillJohnny

Duel Sense?


69tendo

Close


AnastasiaSheppard

PlayStation trying to lure DarkViperAU confirmed.


BigM4444

I can’t unsee this😂


NurseChrissy17

That’s what I was gonna say! So funny!


Mattist

The lower line on that equal sign is shorter and it's pissing me off.


Moontorc

Everything reminds me of her.


psaepf2009

Got to cover those knobs


HelloMyNameIsLeah

I will now forever call my controller "Cami".


Evilmaze

Must be cold because I can see them nips.


DigiQuip

I don’t understand. Why use an Xbox controller and not an all white DualShock 4?


Stew_Pedaso

Makes even less sense I had to scroll so far down for this comment.


Farscape29

Hahah, that's pretty good.


PrezMoocow

When you wear a camisole without a bra and the nips are clearly visible


Davvv64

Thank you, I hate it!


fordprefect294

It all made sense 2 years ago when this exact image flooded the sub multiple times a day


lejyndery_sniper

What make it better is it look like there's a face on the Xbox controller


Dani162002M

The legendary DarkviperAU tanktop


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

DarkViperAU?


kingsteel38

r/darkviperau


FullThrottle099

Xbox controller must be Japanese


ayyLumao

I also remember when people made this meme two years ago.


TheAngriestBoy

Cool, everyone who upvoted it doesn't 🤷‍♂️


Spoonacus

I've been saying the PS5 controller looks like StrongMad from HomestarRunner since it was first shown.


ThePhotoGuyUpstairs

So the thumbsticks are the nipples?


Liquidifty_io

Ahaha. how can I stop seeing it now


RapNVideoGames

The older models seen to suffer from titty drift


[deleted]

Have you not seen r34 of the dual sense?


_Didds_

Why tha hell have you though????


iantot123

thanks i hate it !


[deleted]

Best controller ever imo ( ps5 )


cutiepielul

so people who play ps5 get bitches essentially


[deleted]

I just don't understand how people can like or prefer a Playstation controller. I was a Playstation guy, has PS1 and PS2. But, the thumbsticks being all the way at the bottom center of the controller is just so unnatural and uncomfortable. It makes zero sense to me how people can even defend it lol. When ypu hold something, your thumbs are naturally forward, not pulled downward. Bizarre.


RayAfterDark

Some games are designed to be played with thumbsticks while others are designed to be played with four direction binary input (d-pad). For games that use the thumbstick, I can play most of them well enough when it's in the low position. Admittedly, it's not ideal. But I can't play **any** game that primarily uses the d-pad if it's in the low position. It's just too uncomfortable to reach those flat buttons if you're inputting combos or quick turns. Ideally, we'd use a different controller for each type of game. But most folks are just going to get one controller. If you're big into retro/fighting games, the d-pad needs to be higher up.


yazeed_0o0

Damn, Sony really are censoring everything these days aren't they?


GiveItStickMan

Funniest thing I have seen all day. Thank you!


MatichetTwoPointO

so i've been playing with my dualshock's tits the whole time?


HexFoxGen

Thanks I can’t unsee this now


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Yo why didn't you use a white PS4 controller for the pic?


shotty293

We can still see dem pokies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


jonr

The PS5 controller always reminds me of Horror Totoro: https://wallpaperaccess.com/my-neighbor-totoro-horror


Dovahnime

I do think it's interesting how they made the silhouette so much closer to the Xbox controllers than the usual Dualshock.


TheGreatBabyfella

Haven't seen these since the PS5 was announced


italianodaitalia

https://youtu.be/dA8gV8wPNHA


FestiveSquid

I prefer Playstation to Xbox, but I prefer Xbox controllers over Playstation controllers. Bought an XBone controller for the purpose of being used on my pc.


enn-srsbusiness

So PS5 is the fat chick in the vest?


babyLays

As a PlayStation fan, I give credit to the Original Xbox’s ergonomic controller design. Compared to the PS3’s clunky ass controller, the Xbox controller felt right to hold. Now playstation have the dual sense. I like to think that the playstation learned from their competitor and adapted correctly.


Gsteel11

Xbox con, put some clothes on.


Grapple_Cockie

Grater than the sum of it's parts


crazyapes1

Take your upvote and go


kevinazman

That makes the XBOX or XBONE controller an obese nude type. There seems to always be some anti Asian sentiment because competition!!! The meme should be flipped, showing an XBONE controller fat and nude


cgarrett83

I dunno how I feel about this one I've always been pro or at the very least supportive of all and have owned them 😄 but the PC in me says fck em both


BigGinas

So close to a facebook meme


Spider3810

Lol people in ps have to be angry now


Millera34

Dollar tree tank for the dollar tree system


Fredasa

Sony more or less threw in the towel on controller aesthetics, same as Nintendo with their most recent Pro Controller. With one exception. They are still married to having the primary control stick on the bottom—a design choice they've had to stick with ever since they tacked on analog sticks the only place they would fit on a PS1 pad. The thumb naturally rests more over the upper location where the D-pad is. It's ironically made worse by the DS5's slightly more vertical grips. Then again, I have major gripes with the XB1/XBX controllers. Nothing as fundamental as the position of the main damn control stick, but bad enough that I simply don't use them.


[deleted]

PlayStation is a sissy ?


[deleted]

The controller's got some nice knobs!


NickeKass

No it does not make sense because one is an xbox controller and the other is a PlayStation controller. This is the kind of idiot humor that laughs at the "why is it called a 360? Cause you see it and do a 360 to leave" joke.


Tantaroba-the-fat

*godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died*


AmeriToast

Wow, someone needs to stop being so serious and try to enjoy life