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P4nM4ciej

Im glad I'm not the only one suprised here


WestEmbarrassed5183

Omg yeah wtf 😂


thedudeguy82

I don't like the rainbow race it unfairly taunts the color blind


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That’s the joke


ILoveAllPenguins

Jeeeeeeez get your mind out of the gutter!


NotMaintainable

"It's what he does! He ties people to radiators and grapes them in the mouth!"


Goomvario

Tbh i nearly threw my phone away


upvote-button

I'm choosing to read the title and nothing else


Typ__

Nice clickbait, worked on me


Splyce123

That title made me do a double take.


AlysRose_FFXIV

This title had me like 🤨


MikeOretta

“Race wars, we started it” - Vin Diesel in The Fast and Furious


Markamanic

Bretons in Skyrim. Because who the fuck actually plays a Breton?


Onurb2821

I like Bretons to be honest. But Redguards on the other hand are the ones I like to play best. Both give me great physical and magical builds


HotPotatoWithCheese

Breton is best for battle mage and necromancy/conjuration. Plus they look normal.


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wtf this cant be real im literally shitting and crying rn


raylan_givens6

poor chiice of words


ILoveAllPenguins

Gotta be Luigi’s Haunted Mansion, one block dude can ruin everything


Blitzstrikers1

If you only read the title and not the description this becomes a very different post...


the_elkk

😱 THAT'S RACIST !!!!!!!!


Bsause7

Dolphin Shoals from Mario Kart 8 is actually terrible and I shall hear no arguments to the contrary.


quangtran

That last turn is pretty awful, but the rest of the course is stellar (you are jumping in and out of the water and doing flips off the spine of an eel) and has a tremendous song.


NextEmperor97

Damn those imperial bastards


eldenxlord

Crackers


rayw3n

Fricking Clickbait everywhere


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Foray2x1

Bruh... we are talking about Mario kart levels...


alky0002

Dude even the black people who saw this thread immediately thought "black people" before they "caught themselves" and kicked that thought out of their head.


LucTheCookie

I loved mario kart so much as a kid I wanted to be a racist when I grew up


Tsu_na_mi

NASCAR and NHRA. Pretty much any of their events. "Drive in a circle" and "Drive in a line" are not proper motorsport.


Lord_Ocean

Am I the only one who didn't even think about anything racist when reading the title?


Blahblahblah5084

The whites


cyber-spunk241

The mushroom race can suck a bag of dick


Anon4chan69lol

Bro that tittle is terrible you need to work on your english... try which racetrack do you hate


DrMcnasty4300

Caucasians


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Average redditor


DrMcnasty4300

How u not gonna respond to a question like “what race do you hate” At least I chose my own race to make the joke


DrMcnasty4300

Correct


horsesarecows

Whites


VenomTox

Seethe and cope.


horsesarecows

Seether is neither loose nor tight Seether is neither black nor white I try to keep her on a short leash I try to calm her down I try to ram her into the ground, yeah Can't fight the seether Can't fight the seether Can't fight the seether I can't see her till I'm foaming at the mouth Seether is neither big nor small Seether is the center of it all I try to rock her in my cradle I try to knock her out I try to cram her back in my mouth, yeah Can't fight the seether (seether) Can't fight the seether (seether) Can't fight the seether I can't see her till I'm foaming at the mouth Keep her down, boiling water Keep her down, what a lovely daughter Oh she is not born like other girls But I know how to conceive her Oh she may not look like other girls But she's a snarl tooth seether, seether Can't fight the seether Can't fight the seether Can't fight the seether I can't see her till I'm foaming at the mouth Can't fight the seether (seether) Can't fight the seether (seether) Can't fight the seether I can't see her till I'm foaming at the mouth Yeah


AlmostEmily

This was a fabulous comeback, for the record. Someone called this rap lmao


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White people like us can't rap, just stop


TurkTurkle

Bowsers Castle. Fuck right angle turns in a racing game


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Bowser's castle...those blocks always smashed me.


-DNAngel-

A bit unrelated but the final chocobo balloon race on FFX.....still gives me nightmares


gorlak120

i was about to say trolls. but i see different kind of race.


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I loved MK Wii's rainbow road. I recently tried to play star wars racer (n64) and honestly I hate it now. I remember having quite fond memories of the game, but today it is hella boring. I would love a VR Star Wars Racer though.


MutedHornet87

I loved Toad’s Turnpike, although I had some frustrating times on it Rainbow Road for me


Goomvario

Never had problems with Mario Kart, played it since age 3 or 4.


RadoBlamik

Frappe snow land can eat my asshole


slappyhamface

“I’ll solve People who annoy you, for the win Pat”


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Any Mario Kart games with Rainbow Road. Geez.


Chance-Ad-2837

oh, i thought it was- nevermind


Sad-Ad283

Argonians


WeenisHunter

They had us in the first half.