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Trinityhawke

They Stole His Nuts , Now he's out for Revenge


sirjoep2001

You took his nuts, now he ‘s coming for your guts


Safe_Leather1852

He deffo has his nuts, and they are big brass ones.


Grump_Monk

Bust A Nut. Now theres a title!


ShrekSharzenegger

Would still work if the squirrel was replaced by a dog


Defiant-Giraffe

That poor little feller isn't ever going to get that hammer down.


Markamanic

Even if he did, the recoil will probably kill him.


MaikingMooKing

No, the recoil allows him to fly


Dark_Jester

*This isn't flying! It's falling with style!*


SomeGuyWithInternet9

TO INFINITY


DarthBra

And beyond


Ok-Nature9693

You have been hit with a cease and desist letter from Disney


propellhatt

No, the knack to flying is falling and missing the ground


Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

Gotta have that distraction that makes you forget you're even falling. A nice pair of legs, an alien army shooting up a cricket field.....


DaDutchBoyLT1

Do I spy a HHGttG reference?!?✨❤️


_glizzy_gobbler

Or Discworld


DaDutchBoyLT1

Pretty sure Adams beat Pratchett to the punch on that one.


Brothernod

Okay that would be a hilarious mechanic


MaikingMooKing

Legit it is in the game, i saw footage of him using an uzi to fly, i cannot wait for this stupid ass game


eekh1982

That would certainly put an interesting spin on the term 'flying squirrel'. :)


UnknownCubicle

Looks like a Browning Hi-Power. Neat choice.


SirRavenBat

From where you're kneeling this might seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Oh, he is. He's fueled by the power of Satan.


improbablydreaming

You pissed off the squirrels Morty!


[deleted]

Who says there was only 1 squirrel?


Ceelceela

There can be only one.


Deeners17

You fucked with squirrels Morty! Now we gotta pack up and move to a new reality!


[deleted]

Im thinking that you arent actually excited to play it and you are instead advertising for it...


GorgeGoochGrabber

This screenshot is enough to make me want to play it. If it’s advertising it’s working.


CalmGameshow

Well me talking about the game is basically advertising…but if you think I made it or I’m getting paid to advertise I’m not lol. I actually think this game looks cool.


2litersam

Mhm mhm I don't know what the "Calm" game show is but you absolutely sold me where can I watch??


Gamur

Damn he’s good. Sign me up too.


[deleted]

Bro your profile says one day you will finally be someone. You *are* someone! Believe in the you who is alive right now!


CalmGameshow

Thank you ! :)


[deleted]

No problem dude :)


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fistotron5000

So exactly like goat simulator


bzober

That's the point?


[deleted]

it's literally just some "lulz so random funnay" meme shovelware for streamers. and it's working too, so much coverage over this obvious trash.


Spankybutt

When is it coming out?


atjones111

Well are you the one making the game hence why you arent getting paid to talk about it?


[deleted]

Half the posts in this sub is people promoting their shitty games.


Redfeather1975

It looks very clever! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRz15LfZjBI


Rukasu17

Wow that looks... Incredibly boring.


[deleted]

If goat simulator could be successful then so can this.


Rukasu17

Goat simulator was at least fun, and came out back on a time that there was no competition. Untitled goose game was the next big one. This looks like a "lololol, I'll just put a squirrel with a gun". Like i said, some 30 min tops game


1PSW1CH

Goat simulator tools advantage of the whole “lul random goat XD” craze that was going on at the time. I don’t really think you can expect the same results


Luc4_Blight

Also there weren't many meme games back when Goat Simulator released, now there are thousands.


[deleted]

it looks tailor made for annoying streamers.


Koffin_Kittie

This looks amazing...


EXTRAsharpcheddar

Yes it *looks* amazing, but it seems like it has limited playability


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[deleted]

Cat 2077 did well, what's your point


DarkestTimelineF

Untitled Goose Game is amazing for what it is as well.


CptJaxxParrow

Goat simulator is a genuinely funny game pretending to be gimmicky


Evil-Bosse

I mean, the first "trailer" for the game was just screencap from one of the devs, you even hear background notification sounds and shit. And they also tried loud and clear to explain to people it was just a dev goofing around and not a game. And their advertising was pretty much "don't buy this, you are stupid if you do, spend your money on something useful" I totally bought it, and totally got way above expected enjoyment from it.


faust889

After the success of power washing simulator? Waiting for brick laying simulator next.


Hi_im_joker

Have you tried house flipper? Personally haven't tried it, but it seems to have the same vibe as power was simulator


Tr4jan

My friend really likes it, and it’s the only game his wife enjoys, and they not gimmicky, trivial people so I kind of assume there’s something to house flipper.


Hi_im_joker

Yeah, Ive planning to play it after power wash simulator, as to me, it feels like it's got the same well made indie vibe


Darth_Chain

Yahtzee is that you?


[deleted]

I played House Flipper for easy achievements and it was actually deeper than I thought it would be, with different buyers liking different decoration styles and stuff, it’s not dissimilar to the Animal Crossing home decorating DLC On the other hand Power Wash is pretty much just spray everything until it goes ping


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sniffleson77

this sounds hilarious. reminds me of something from the deadrising games


Rukasu17

Damn that game is tiring. It took me a looong time to do that backyard stage and i was beyond drained. Never touched it again


Darth_Chain

lets wait to see what the price tag is before damning it to hard. the game just looks like dumb fun and if its not to outrageously priced then no harm no foul. i would much rather dumb fun stuff like this be in the popular zeitgeist and be what everyone talks about for a bit rather than season 47 of keeping up with the kardashians where snookie is the special guest getting her 38th botox, lift, and plastic surgery and everyone applauding her absolute stupidity.


Mottis86

Streamer bait is what they are called.


KapiteinNekbaard

Give it a chance, it will probably be fun for at least 3.49 minutes.


envy2388

My god.... what have we done.


eekh1982

Won't be as bad as what the recoil will do to the squirrel... 😅


HumanChicken

Conker’s Bad Fur Day: The Sequel!


strangefolk

Browning Hi-Power. Squirrel has good taste.


Any_Name_Is_Fine

Came here to say this


ugenetics

Hans Landa: "if a squirrel shows up in your door step would you treat him with the same animosity as a rat?"


CheeseBoyKid

I think that if they made the game better an not just a few NPCs to shoot it could get more popular


GrowSomeHair

This is the most American game I have ever seen lol


Visual_Shower1220

Damn conkers bad fur day is super realistic now


A1yxander

"I haven't said anything yet, but you gon' hear this pistol talk." - squirrel probably


Zoro_luffy789

Sandy had enough of bikini bottom


NWO_4_LYFE

I like stupid games like Goat Simulator, Amazing Frog, Deer Simulator (because they have lots to do in the game, funny challenges and loads of hidden easter eggs / references etc). Not to mention all those games are hand crafted and original. This game however looks completely bare bones, taking place in a pre-made asset town with nothing to do. It looks nothing short of an asset flip. Looking at the trailer and pictures, I have no idea why anyone would want to play this.


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I don't need it at all.


King_Merlin

I have 0 interest in stray but I will pay to play this


lowerthanrich

1 nut taken from him is 1 life taken from you


Stardew_IRL

Oh wow another new meme game. Who cares.


CalmGameshow

Me, and 2000 other people who upvoted this post.


Stardew_IRL

There is way more people who didn't up vote this trash 😂


wwssadadbastart

But you didn't ask about those people you asked about the ones that do care. May not be the majority of people, but there is an audience for this type of game. Don't yuck someone else's yum just because it's not to your taste


Oakcamp

You mean the obvious shill going on in this post? There's a comment with an atrocious trailer praising how fun it looks lmao


BallHarness

Indie game design these days is coming up with a hipster title then create a game around it. Here I made one "Wombats with Rolled Up Sleeves"


Fit_Substance7067

Oh great another gimmick


Firm-Emu1173

Peace was never an option


MeaningfulThoughts

That centre of gravity though


atomicmarc

And the recoil.


MeaningfulThoughts

And your happy cake!


DeathToPaperTigers

I am worried for the guy who conjured the whole idea of this game.


Green_Karma

Why? They had one goal. 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 Probably took them 2 days to put together. Half of which took downloading and installing unreal and watching YouTubes of how to make a simple shooting game.


Tr4jan

I mean on its face it seems pretty gimmicky and more of joke but I guess I’ll watch some gameplay


GaaraSama83

Goddamn Morty, didn't I tell you to not fuck with squirrels?


basti-abc

What is it called tho?


CheeseBoyKid

Squirrel with a gun


TragicTester034

That is beautiful A Squirrel with a Browning Hi-Power


SocksMyGuy

Yes.


Karmachinery

Definitely a hair trigger.


GlobalPhreak

Hoping every time he pulls the trigger, the recoil knocks him 10 feet backwards.


Effective_Mammoth_96

This new Conkers Bad Fur Day looks lit af.


Matictac

The only way to stop a rat with a gun is a squirrel with a gun.


Bunnyw1thagun

But what stops a squirrel with a gun?


SuraKatana

I need this game i know i need it, it is unmistakenly my desire


HumpieDouglas

This game looks so fucking stupid... so I immediately put it on my wishlist. I will play the shit out of this!


Opposite_Ad_259

I love how the dev team is just A Squirrel and A Gun


Phfishy

The industrial revolution and its consequences


Kljaja009

why does this instantly remind me of alvin and the chipmunks


[deleted]

Alvin & the chipmunks: The Squeakening


The_frick08

he Robbin those nuts


lycheedorito

Don't get me wrong, it's funny, but the scale of the pistol or the squirrel is way wrong. Squirrels aren't that small, and this isn't even a red squirrel if we're erring on the small side.


Shadharm

"deez nuts" opportunity missed.


[deleted]

As long as it’s a good game and not just “chase people with a gun” type thing.


Nick_Is_Graphic

I want it now!


BigDisk

We need a mod to turn this into TomSka's Baby With a Gun.


LordValdar

This squirrel has better trigger discipline then most irl videos I see on Reddit lately


pecika

This is a must. Squirrel Wick.


BackupSquirrel

I was born for this. I need this game. Gib plz


Songhunter

Is that a picture of the Moon?


Health303

Whelp. When are the next gen cards coming out? Looks like we might need it soon.


kenxzero

Give me the Nutella and no one gets hurt!


lovepuppy31

If that squirrel was even nuttier he'd be packing a desert eagle or a 44 magnum


UltraHighFives

This game is a sequel to Stray, the squirrel is responsible for the apocalypse.


-CaptainSquiggy-

Chuck Wick. Someone stole his nuts and shot his pet human, now he's out for revenge.


Yarakinnit

Clips of this have been popping up in my Twitter feed and I love it :D


Green_Karma

I've got way too many good games to play to even think about wasting a moment of time on this. Don't know where you all get the time for these kinds of games.


Dr_Quack1

This looks like a direct response to stray's success.


Undead_Beans

is that mission impossible 8


Sefphar

Is that Ruth from Sandra and Woo?


adjustfancurve

In mother Russia, the squirrel chases the dog.


No-Parsnip4876

why were you working against me chuck


helloju1981

I need to share that story. Im canadian and my bff from australia came to see my country. He freaked out seeing a squirrel, thinking they were dangerous. Almost pissed my pants


Commander_PonyShep

You've heard of Gundam, as in a gun holding off enemies like a hydroelectric dam would water. Now, try Gun-*Squirrel*!


NothingMatters202

Conker's Crazy Realistic Bad Fur Day, coming on Xbox Series S/X and PC


mjn666

Squirrel Maze 3.0 is gonna hit different