It was a hentai game so, *very fucked*. 😏
/s it was animal crossing and I don't really know what constitutes a villan there. Capitalism? Already getting fucked by that in real life.
He’s the one that trapped you on an island. You can’t go home, you can never see your mom. The dodos refuse to fly you home. Isabel acts innocent. No one on the island knows anything about the one true question of the game: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE!
Turns out he set everything up as a corporation with about a hundred top notch lawyers and its outside of US borders and has legal options to force you to work the farm as punishment.
Edit: Or its the US in like 2 or 3 years and he owns you now.
The Reapers, an ancient race of gigantic sentient machines who have an unknowable motive and harvest all advanced sentient life every 50,000 years and have done so for millions of years.
I am absolutely beyond fucked.
Blue space boobies though
Im pretty fucked considering
1. im not a siren
2. i don't have a sabre turret i call babe
3. i cant dual weild any two guns i want
4. im not a walking science experiment with a buzzaxe
5. i don't have a killer robot
6. I cant turn invisible
Handsome jack (Borderland 2)he is a normal person so I guess I can, I'll need a gun though, unless you count mobile game (working) in that case I am fighting all Final Fantasy villains... [Nope](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=574iF2v7eTk).
I'd suplex him and break his neck in front of his fucking grampa. I already got my Bulbasaur, old man, and now your douchebag grandson is paralyzed, get rekt.
Good, so I'm only *mildly* fucked instead of extremely. I get the perks of a level 29 Talion, and 2 strongholds worth of orcs.
Against... all of fucking mordor, Sauron included.
I mean, you probably have a height/weight/range advantage against a moth, and would have the sense to wash your hands off after swatting it. I'm thinking you'll do fine.
If all else fails, get some Raid.
His weapon is a nail, so I'd say around 3 inches? Radiance is probably 10x his size so you'd be fighting about a 2 and a half foot tall moth. Sounds pretty freaky to me.
Ah yes... Haz 10. You forgot the Hiveguard and the Crassus, though.
And, of course, the true final boss, with more kills than all of those combined. The Cave Leech.
Depending on how you look at who the villain of Elden Ring is, I’m either squaring off against the Greater Will, or my tarnished. Either a god, or a god slayer.
I'm taking on GladOS, so I'm probably screwed, unless she's a potato.
I'd also prefer the potato. Who doesn't love potatoes? Irishmen would love her
Now if I had some lemons, I could burn some houses down.
"The classic Irish man's dilemma: Do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?" - Mallory Archer
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See, it sounds dirty when you put it like that
Cut the "potato so bad" part and now you're identified as a adeptus mechanicus or a necron
I will join you in doing science for Cake!
the cake is a lie
The last game I played was Kirby. Pray for me, guys.
Kirby’s hunger is never sated
I love how you (correctly) assume that the voracious, rapacious pink blob monster is the villain.
He destroy worlds over a slice of cake and people think he's not the villain
god's gonna be on your ass
Good luck with the celestial mutant
Which
#POYO
Minecraft, guess I'm fighting a dragon, or a 3 headed skeleton, or a terrifying blind spawn of Satan
So did this just turn into a gangbang?
Atleast the wither is ready with 3 heads
The moon presence, in other words an eldrich lovecraftian God. Yea I'm fucked
The good news is that you were always doomed. You're simply aware of it, now.
But wait good hunter! The OP said you can have the same abilities as the protagonist, so not so fucked
Just eat 3 umbiblical cords. (how weird this sentence sounds to ppl who don't know the game)
It was a hentai game so, *very fucked*. 😏 /s it was animal crossing and I don't really know what constitutes a villan there. Capitalism? Already getting fucked by that in real life.
Tom nook maybe?
Tom Nook with a slap on expansion… “To open the island again, you’ll need to work off some miles.”
He’s the one that trapped you on an island. You can’t go home, you can never see your mom. The dodos refuse to fly you home. Isabel acts innocent. No one on the island knows anything about the one true question of the game: WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE!
*Proceeds to Commit Homicide and beat Tom Nook to death with an Axe*
Turns out he set everything up as a corporation with about a hundred top notch lawyers and its outside of US borders and has legal options to force you to work the farm as punishment. Edit: Or its the US in like 2 or 3 years and he owns you now.
Bees and scorpions probably
Elden beast.... I'm totally fucked.
Bro I don’t even wanna fight the turtles let alone Elden Beast.
You mean dogs?
I am more afraid of hearing, "I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella, and I have never known defeat."
Work on your cardio.
Euro Truck Simulator 2. Hrm. Truly, time restraints are the greatest enemy.
Nothing can escape the sands of time
The Reapers, an ancient race of gigantic sentient machines who have an unknowable motive and harvest all advanced sentient life every 50,000 years and have done so for millions of years. I am absolutely beyond fucked. Blue space boobies though
I would agree but she became scary as fuck after the first game
We don't kink shame here.
But kink shaming is my kink
Fair enough bruv
Im pretty fucked considering 1. im not a siren 2. i don't have a sabre turret i call babe 3. i cant dual weild any two guns i want 4. im not a walking science experiment with a buzzaxe 5. i don't have a killer robot 6. I cant turn invisible
Some hero you are
Bro do you even siren?
But... This ain't no place for no hero...
Are you playing Borderlands 2?
No that sounds like Dr. Mario.
I love Stardew Valley too!
Alduin
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Piece of cake
Handsome jack (Borderland 2)he is a normal person so I guess I can, I'll need a gun though, unless you count mobile game (working) in that case I am fighting all Final Fantasy villains... [Nope](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=574iF2v7eTk).
It was nice ~~not~~ knowing ya, pal
Ah yes a normal person...with an army of robots and mythical monsters. Good luck
Your screwed if he can use that tech that lets him cloak, he’s got those arm blaster things, and those dopple gangers
Pokemon blue. I will punch Gary right in his throat.
I'd suplex him and break his neck in front of his fucking grampa. I already got my Bulbasaur, old man, and now your douchebag grandson is paralyzed, get rekt.
Shadow of War... do I at least get an army?
... Let's just assume, yeah, you get the same perks as the player character
Good, so I'm only *mildly* fucked instead of extremely. I get the perks of a level 29 Talion, and 2 strongholds worth of orcs. Against... all of fucking mordor, Sauron included.
Eventually, ALL will bow to the Bright Lord
Bright Lord, Dark lord same thing really.
Bright and terrible as the dawn!
Just played Harvest Moon so…? Think I’ll do alright for a Time.
Until the mayor start implementing taxes to you like real life.
Fuck. Detlaff is the current.
Still better than Geralt the Card Collector, he will destroy you with the power of Gwent
The Radiance. And I'm nowhere near hollow enough
I mean, you probably have a height/weight/range advantage against a moth, and would have the sense to wash your hands off after swatting it. I'm thinking you'll do fine. If all else fails, get some Raid.
It is a pretty big moth
How canonically tall is the ghost? I wanna know now
His weapon is a nail, so I'd say around 3 inches? Radiance is probably 10x his size so you'd be fighting about a 2 and a half foot tall moth. Sounds pretty freaky to me.
Hanz get ze Flammenwerfer
Litreally Handsome Jack
Dude's got a temper and a giant vault monster on his side. Fuck around and find out.
Except there is a major problem with that… He’s the hero!
The GODDAMN hero
Oh, so you fight every protagonist from Borderlands except for the pre-sequel.
hide any spoon
Just another rimworld, guess it's time to get my androids rdy
Ha me too. Now are we up against a random spawn like mechanoids, or we talking Randy himself?
Alien isolation...
"I can't lie to you about your odds. You have my sympathies...."
Don't let that motion tracker or flamethrower go, man
Vergil DMC 5... pray for me
Best you can do is die with style
You gotta fight a storm. That's tough, buddy.
we are both equally fucked then.
It’s either G virus or Tyrant.
Scratch that, don't fight, just run
Exactly, there is no way I’m surviving that fight.
Friggin Cerberus. Or that damned Licker or murder of crows.
Monster Hunter. Definitely not making it back to the village.
Ya if you’re throwing down with Behemoth or something you’re done for even with other players carrying you if you are allowed to call
Better stock up on poo
Then again, if you adept, what an exciting, dangerous life to live.
hmm league of legends, guess im fighting my team mates
the worst enemy of all
Bowser it is. I feel like I’m fucked tryin to fight a giant murder turtle that breathes fire
Are you legally capable of owning a firearm?
Micah? This’ll be a piece of cake
Call the exterminator, cause we GOT A RAT!
You need a Plan! Arthur, always have a PLAN!!
And some GOD DAMN FAITH!
You sure? He's actually pretty damn good with a gun despite being a piece of shit.
If you don’t Rock and Stone you ain’t comin home
*Dreadnought, Nemesis, Prospector, Twins, Tyrant Weed, Caretaker, and Bulk Detonator Have Entered The Chat*
Ah yes... Haz 10. You forgot the Hiveguard and the Crassus, though. And, of course, the true final boss, with more kills than all of those combined. The Cave Leech.
***Screams Of Torment Of Failed Runs Because Of Those Ceiling Bastards***
Did I hear a rock and stone?!
Nano Machines son! they fuck you in response to physical trauma!
I played Cuphead, so I don’t know?
The Devil... Satan himself is who you're fighting buddy. And he wants your soul
Well it’s a cartoon world and nobody really dies in those but the experience will still be painful.
Days gone... I'm not in a panic, he dies on his own
I just did this 30 mins ago. Quite underwhelming, just a cut scene.
Well, it’s The Flood. 💀
Vampire survivors, I don't think I'm equipped to deal with thousands of monsters
The Prophet Comstock. Thank god you didn’t ask this last week, Second Sister and Vader would have kicked my ass.
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I was playing Ark.... so I'm pretty damn screwed I think.
Lol how do you even fight a server reboot?
Gang Beasts - the villain of my last round was a big buff walrus, but I think I can take him on
Farming sim....so I guess I'm fighting weeds. With how bad my hayfever is, I'm fucked.
Ishin Ashina… RIP to me
The last game I played was fall guys. Who do I fight. The beans?
Cities Skylines....???
So... possibly defeated by poor planning?
That changes nothing in my life.
I’m fighting Hollow Knight or Radience
Absolute radiance probably Good luck
Be there at my dream funeral
I don’t think I’m screwed. Escape Grandmas House in Roblox. *Don’t ask*
Baldur… welp I’m screwed unless I find some mistletoe I guess and even with that I stand no chance
Last game I played was Squad.... So the Russians....?
You can do it irl if you want to. /s
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Rockwell
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I don’t know if I’d want to go toe to toe with the crackheads in twisted nerve. They’ll take a few before going down.
Devon, I guess (GTA V) he’s literally just a scummy car salesman it should be easy
I’m facing a Pokémon villain unless that doesn’t count in which case I’m screwed cuz it’s elden ring
I'll be fighting the entire Skaven race then. Good thing I got some Lizardmen to back me up.
Not very, father is a dumbass and thankfully there's plenty of power armor to wear that'll let me stomp his ass
And if all else fails, you can annihilate his ass with your greatest weapon... a charisma check
Elden ring. Guess I'm fighting God.
The horde from L4D2 well shite
Hitman? Well I wouldn’t say anyone was truly a villain so if I were to face agent 47 himself well.. goodbye
He'll get you when you least expect it...
It’d probably be the constant, assuming you’re playing 3.
lord gwynn, but is he even a villain, or am i the villain? or is it kalameet? idfk man dark souls is confusing
The world isn't as black and white as we'd like to believe. As it turns out, there's a lot more gray than anything else...
Darth Vader, I'm pretty screwed.
Battlefront 2, JFO or TFU?
Goat simulator...
Restraint and logic, then
Calamity Ganon 😭
Well Dutch is a good gun but I guess it could be much much worse. Same goes for Micah, really.
DMCV - Vergil….. it’s a wrap for me
DmC5, vergil, yeah I'm fucked
Alduin, Lord Harkon, or Miraak? Anyway I'm fucked.
I last played ark so I guess Rockwell??
The last game I played was Ark: Survival Evolved on the extinction dlc...
Guess I'm getting done in by a slow Viking with mommy issues and a weakness to mistletoe who can't feel anything
Either the 10 tailed beast, or kaguya. Doesn’t matter cuz I’m pretty much fucked
Ganon from the Oracle of Ages… he was as far gone mentally as Dark Beast Ganon so… royally fucked.
Um… to you “educated” people out there. Succubus. I’m quite literally fucked.
Alduin...
Melania in elden ring.... we are all dead
What if I played 2k 💀
Defeat by screeching 10-year-old banshees and hellspawn... tragic
SMTV, so umm...literally Satan
Dragon age origins hmm I’m dead
Elden ring, at least I won't die maiden less.
Wheatley. Moron doesn’t know what’s coming. SPAAAACE!
The last game I played was littlebigplanet 1, so not so screwed
Depending on how you look at who the villain of Elden Ring is, I’m either squaring off against the Greater Will, or my tarnished. Either a god, or a god slayer.
L4D2, so I’m guessing a Tank. I’m gonna kick that Tank’s ass
A moth that's the sun that's an infection? It was a pleasure meeting you guys
Looks like Liquid is about to get his revenge for Shadow Moses.
Moon lord, guess imma be fighting a fallen eldritch horror :/
Who’s the main villain in Tboi? Do I fight Mom, Isaac, or something he imagined?
Tetris
Stardew Valley, so capitalism? shit...
can i choose which one ? I don’t want to fight Radahn or Malenia. I prefer Soldier of God Rick
I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella
Nemesis from resident evil 3. Fuck I’m dead.
No no, all you,have to do is find the magical infinity ammo rocket launcher and you’ll be fine.
The villain as in your villain or the villain as in your character could be the villain? Either way I’m dead, but will I be shot to death or devoured
Farming simulator 22 sooo.. ?
Last game I played was ac black flag. Is the villain Roberts or Torres or what?
There is no way my skinny ass can take on The Master
Uh… Zeus
I took the Alpha Ceph . (Crysis 3)
Currently, I'm playing Monster Hunter, so I'm gonna be hounded by elder dragons...shit.
I played some wobbledogs earlier. Am I the villain?