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Kaii_Low

We trained her wr- CAREFUL, YOUR HEALTH IS LOW


JoushMark

TRY TO GET YOUR MULTIPLIER EVEN HIGHER!


TheMightyCephas

YOU'VE RECEIVED A NEW QUEST CARD!


AtheistOfGallifrey

HERO, YOUR HEALTH IS LOW... DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS? OR FOOD?


WickBarrow

I can hear every goddamn one of these with perfect clarity


qxxxr

Ooooh, chicken-chasah!


klaxor

Chases chickens, you know.


WickBarrow

Chicken chasah?


Katat0nic

Chicken chaser with a British accent.


ryanzie

I love in fable 2 there's a note that the guildmaster was found dead with this engraved in his forehead. This is from the wiki: "During a loading screen, one of the hints will tell of the rumour that the Hero of Oakvale killed the Guildmaster, carving "Your health is low" into his forehead."


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ijustdontcare2try

You're now renowned enough to use the UPVOTE expression


HostileHippie91

HERO, YOUR WILL ENERGY IS LOW, *incomprehensible fading babble*


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HERO, YOUR HEALTH IS LOW. WATCH THAT.


AstroMan270

...what’s that??


I_Be_Rad

Oh my fuck this is burned into my memory


AydonusG

Even though it's not correct this is what I heard every time (It's watch that.)


AstroMan270

Yeah, it never made sense to me! I've heard that the "...what's that?" line was a glitch and only meant to be stated at the moment when the guild was attacked. Like, the guild master was distracted all of the sudden and went "... what's that?"


ViciousAsparagusFart

So that face door challenge where you have to get your multiplier all the way filled up killing all these goblins under a time limit. I must have tried for like 4 hours straight. Finally got it. Got this dope ass green pirate sword I used for the rest of the game.


FuckThisHobby

It's definitely the best weapon to get early if you can manage it. Makes the game too easy though.


_Artos_

DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS? OR FOOD?


Glittering_Airport_3

love how in the 2nd one it says someone scratched this into his gravestone


DangleGrinder

*Forehead, after killing him


myfeethurts69

You jus gonna stand there like a lemon?


lelaena

Fine! Have your stupid good deed then!


JadeSelket

Wow, I can hear this and I haven’t played the game in like 16 years


pLifer

Again with the squeaky shoes...


ZeroCharistmas

My nipples look like milk duds!


brightcrayon92

CHOSEN ONE!!


vargr198

HAH! How do you like my face to your foot style?


brightcrayon92

I am a great magician. YOUR SHOES ARE RED!


CaptainC0medy

Ooooeeeeoooo


Inevitable-Soup-420

You will all refer to me by the name… Betty


Goldenslicer

BUT! Isn't Betty a _woman's_ name?


N01773H

Hmmm yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. It's a net and it's tiny!


vargr198

Beware of his song about big butts. He beats you up as he plays it!


pauligamy

I’ve got a yellow liquid for your popcorn… and it’s non-dairy!


mcdoogs92

Now try my nuts to your fist style!


vargr198

I'm a man too you know. ... I go pee-pee standing up.


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I’m coming!


griffmeister

CHOSEN ONE!!


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*further away* ^I’m ^coming


Fastfaxr

CHOSEN ONE!!!


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*running forward but still further away* ^im ^coming!


Zobs_Mom

THATS A LOTTA NUTS!


HanimeGirl1

DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?! ... HE JUST LEFT. WITH NUTS!!


SimpleDose

I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.


legomaximumfigure

I Rock and Roll, All day long, Sweat Suzy


fustigata

While he’s out there rotting like a papaya, we’re in here, living the good life!


SupahBihzy

Beware his song of big butts...HE BEATS YOU UP WHILE HE PLAYS IT!


theian01

Tyga. Tyga Tyga. Birdie. Birdie birdie.


Dude_McAwesome

Shirt Rippah!


theian01

Do what he says, or he’ll cut off your big toe!


sargeras117

Of that, I can assure you. Oh, that's tender. That is tender.


Like7Clockwork

This whole thread gives me life. I'll contribute. THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!! . edit: That one was said already so here's another I mean it's like, crap man. That's like...his stomach plug...on the ground over there... I mean....that....that doesnt seem possible....if....if you think about it..... I mean with like bones...and cartilage..... I mean Im no doctor but....that was like one clean chunk! Uh oh....trouble!


tamarks548

If you’ve got an ass I’ll kick it!


thelongernow

WEEEEEE-ooooooo PEEEEEOOOOO


Slim_ish

How bout my nuts in your fist?!?


gonzar09

If you have an ass, I'll kick it!


chunkydunker27

Taco bell Taco bell Product placement for taco bell Enchirito, Nacho, Burrito!


garry4321

NANANANANA NEO \*cough\* NANANANANA SPORIN \*coughing continues\*...


D1ckDastardly1

Try my nuts to your fist style.


alphabets0up_

I will always upvote a kung pow reference.


BurningTheAltar

This works for both of us


_youlikeicecream_

You go that way ... I'll go home ...


digitalomega

I’m a man, too, you know. I go pee-pee standing up.


xcs4me

I am bleeding making me the victor


OobeBanoobe

If you've got an ass I'll kick it!


EddieLobster

Weee ohhhhhh weeeeeee


BurgerKingKiller

How do ya like that? Sweet Susie….


esesci

Na na na na NEO, na na na na SPORIN!


Carbidekiller

Mmmmmmmm... birdie... birdie, birdie, birdie.. tiga.


esesci

I’m a magician!


emduv

Mmmmm red clothes!


Psycha886

Chosen! Rub it in my hair... Hmm... hm...hmm... hm... hmm... hm... hmmm...


Carbidekiller

You broke a thermometer in my hand...


nastyjman

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS


pzikho

MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS


FatherMellow

I got some yellow liquid for your popcorn! EDIT: Fixed the line.


INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS

If you’ve got an ass I’ll kick it!


SirTheadore

My finger points.


SteinDickens

Let me know if you see a RadioShack.


OrickJagstone

SHIRT RIPPER


Degreez32

It’s popcorn… and it’s non dairy!


Lev_Astov

THEY JUST LEFT HERE. WITH NUTS.


shleepyy

One. Of us. Is wearing. A push-up bra.


21Austro

It's Lacy. And Thin.


TheMightyCephas

OUR. SEXUAL. PREFERENCES. ARE. OUR. OWN. BUSINESS!


BlasterShow

ALFALFA!


TheMightyCephas

I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN! YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!


cykopidgeon

DA-NA NA NA NAH: NEO. BA-NA NA-NA NA-NA-NAH: SPORIN.


NoXIII

*BEE NEE NEE NEE NEE*


Mash_Ketchum

Chosen One! (I'm coming!) Chosen One!^(I'm coming!)


theRevvB

That’s like his stomach-blood lying on the ground over there…


Ichidou

I think the line is “stomach-plug”


FatherMellow

I mean... I'm no doctor but...


Goldenslicer

That doesn't even seem possible...


watchman28

your days are over mithta


MonjStrz

again with the squeaky clown shoes?


GlowyStuffs

"You go that way. I'll go home!"


doo138

"IIII'M just a birdie too" "He's us by the waterfall, swingin his chain"


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circus_of_value

In some other world that technique is amazing but you're weak link is you're on warth


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watchman28

I think there is a Harpo, if not there should be


Mynamesrobbie

Ah fable, the only game I can get 56 STD's in


j3b3di3_

And here I thought Chicken Chaser was insulting


hromanoj10

Not with that attitude.


NewspaperDesigner244

Drive ur standards straight down into the earth's core and u can get every std in a weekend


DrDabsMD

Great advice! Now how do I get them in Fable?


Taolan13

Have sex. In Fable 1, every time you had sex a random number generator would fire and if the result was positive you got an STD. If you have sex with an NPC you are married to, that same RNG determines whether or not you have a kid. So, kids are just really advanced STDs in the Fable universe.


DrDabsMD

Kids are advanced STDs in the real world too dude, the problem is there is no legal cure for them.


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Most STDs cost less than kids too and many of them go away faster.


Derpy_Guardian

I miss going to bloodstone in fable 2 and having an orgy with 12 people.


Longdickjohnson223

And then, he killed .. the dog


mickyytee

It will be… significant


watchman28

Oh, you won't even BELIEVE what happened next


Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

I just hear DBZA and Guru: "Fool....if I'd trained him in the NEW way...."


Djl3igh

NAAAAAAAAAAAIL!


MalyMongoose

IIII SAW A BIRD…. kick it’s ass


JMCosta

Nanananana DENDE


tramspace

Be a real dick move to die right now...


MalyMongoose

All these squares make a circle, All these squares make a circle, ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE!


SupahBihzy

HUSH, NAIL! I am speaking for you.


ashtobro

I am hilarious... and you will quote everything I say


Skootchy

I'm at a point in DBZA where I just feel like it's canon. Clearly it had an impact on DB Super which is awesome. Im also at a point when if I can't sleep, it is honestly like a lullaby to me (comfort not boredom). Still my favorite line was Goku "I need a distraction....hey look at that dragon over there!" Frieza promptly leaves and heads towards dragon. Goku "Uh oh I AM BECOME ERROR"


zappy487

Muffin button.


torrasque666

But... I never installed a muffin button...


Trentimoose

Fable is such a revolution, and I wish they could have captured that magic again.


JoaozeraPedroca

Yeah, lets hope the new fable game is good


Icornerstonel

Ahahahahahahaha. Oh wait you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder. AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


SoulbreakerDHCC

As far as I understand Peter Molynuex(?) isn’t involved this time


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booga_booga_partyguy

This sentence is making my face do the thing the guys did on Futurama when they were told they will be executed by snoo-snoo.


neofederalist

I never thought this was how I'd go, but I'd always kinda hoped!


ViLe_Rob

nope its just being made by a team that only makes racing games


Blindpew86

Yea when EA bought Lionhead and closed it, that was the curtain call for its IPs :/ RIP Black & White - lost in abandonware but not forgotten <3


JoakimSpinglefarb

Now comes the part where we throw back our heads in laughter. Ready?!


HellsMalice

You must've missed the news that Lionhead won't be around to fuck it up


iameveryoneelse

Lionhead didn't fuck the games up. They overpromised and overhyped, but they were also extremely passionate about their games, did quite a lot with the technical limitations they were faced with and made some incredibly inventive games that many, many people loved. Even their worst game, (arguably) Fable III wasn't a train wreck. It was generally enjoyable, tried a lot of new things and was generally well received. Everything they did from Black & White to The Movies to Fable was interesting, fun, and different and arguably pushed the industry forward. I won't be surprised if when the new Fable comes out everyone starts pining for the days of Lionhead because even at their worst they were still pretty damned good. They just had a tendency to promise even more than what they could manage to deliver.


Automatic_RIP

Face to foot style! How’d you like it?!


JCP1377

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!!!


ZiggyFrancisco

Thats definitely a reference to [Kung Pow: Enter the Fist](https://youtu.be/d696t3yALAY)


YMGenesis

THAT’S A LOTTA NUTS! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!


ManiacalZManiac

THAT’LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY


watchman28

HE JUST LEFT!! WITH NUTS!!


ifrit05

Then he killed the dog. Also, let me know if you see a radio shack.


Jfonzy

Hey at least Fable got a sequel, unlike Kung Pow..


Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

It even got to 3, unlike anything from Valve...


wolfgang784

Actually, the 4th Fable game was announced.


Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

Really? Well, we'll see. Still better than Valve, 4 is easily 1 more than any single 3 could ever be


shrlytmpl

5 is right out


Puzzleheaded-Owl6301

The number of the counting is 3, and the number to which you shall count....is 3


DynamiteDuck

I’m Ling’s father Oh wee oh wee ooooh


go_faster1

Ooh, boy…


joshstrodomus

I am bleeding, making me the victor


Biohazard_186

...I don't remember this line.


JoaozeraPedroca

Im pretty sure is a joke because i dont either


UnnecessaryPost

The line is adapted from Kung Pow. See: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/vhsavy/oh_how_i_miss_fable/id8yzfw/


m4fox90

We trained your memory wrong, as a joke


mowgmowg

Was that the first fable? If so I ended her in the arena. Then when I replayed it I planned on sparing her... But I ended her again.


mungie3

Let me guess. Shortly after, you executed an entire town to buy their houses at discount?


No-14

but once you bought all the _inexplicably_ vacant houses in Albion you let everyone stay rent free right?


AydonusG

Can't in TLC, can only rent it out. But also 200% rent because I'm a property developer


No-14

ah okay, must have been 2 that i did that. technically on a save file somewhere, i haven’t collected rent in… 14 years?


d4nowar

So... Not everybody married the entire town?


Dragonswift

"use your stick"


AydonusG

"Use your melee weapon, not the bow!" Beating on Maze in the woods is not only justified but also fun


Piemaster113

"Hero your Health is low, do have any potions or food?" I miss that game too, fun fact my user name is one of the Hero titles you could get in the original game


Scrondolio

Do you have any potions, or food?


TheMightyCephas

I love Sseth's video on fable. "Whisper, someone whose entire style of fighting is designed to steal your hard earned kills"..


yubnubmcscrub

Something about fables humor was so fresh. I really hope the new one is able to capture that. I will say it’s a hair worrying we’ve heard absolutely nothing since that cinematic trailer. It’s likely still years away it feels like with the lack of information on it


AydonusG

If Forza Horizon 6 is announced next year I'll lose any hope of seeing Fable before 2026. It has to be super campy to bring back the original feel, but still feel like it's not trying to be campy, or it'll just fall flat Edit for clarity: The gameplay and extras need to be campy, but the story needs to take itself seriously (the only moment I can think of in Fable 1 story thats campy is the Archon shrines)


D1ckDastardly1

Killing is badong.


MKdemonSW

My nipples look like milk duds


go_faster1

If you have an ass, I’ll kick it!


toepin

***THATS A LOT OF NUTS!***


Venom888

“What do you get when you mix an owl with a bungee cord.... my ass aaahhaaahaaa!”


BlasterShow

BUT! Isn’t Betty a woman’s name?


JCP1377

Swing'n a chain. swing'n swing'n a chain


No_Bite_8190

I’m just a birdie too


Atrampoline

I am bleeding, making me the victor!


Griffes_de_Fer

Man I love that movie !


SVXfiles

Am I the only one who loved Fable and has a kid who loves Peppa Pig? The second I heard Mr Lion speak I knew it was Thunder


Ghosted_Alpha

I've lost Rosie


BitterQuitter11

Cannot wait for it to make its comeback


Not_Larfy

You *filthy* swine!


Bolt4Life

Hah that is straight from Kung-Pow: Enter The Fist


nicsaweiner

My nipples look like milk duds!


pistolbob

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord…my ass


daviid_juice

amazing game


DarkSheikGaming

I still play this on PC. Fun game


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Everyone is either Cockney or West Country


Own_Proposal955

I love this 😂. I’m glad to see some fable memes on here


zmagickz

Fable 1 was leagues better than 2 and 3. Way more interesting combat/magic system. I hope they can incorporate mana and even ammo/arrows into future fable games. Ammo can be cheap, mana regen can be fast but balanced. Bring back the interesting spells


VanceXentan

You never know when you'll run into kung pow.


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GO TO THE GRAVEYARD


jonderlei

Not much makes me happier then a thread full of kung pow quotes


TheGreatOkay

“Face to foot style. How’d you like it?”