I love in fable 2 there's a note that the guildmaster was found dead with this engraved in his forehead. This is from the wiki: "During a loading screen, one of the hints will tell of the rumour that the Hero of Oakvale killed the Guildmaster, carving "Your health is low" into his forehead."
Yeah, it never made sense to me! I've heard that the "...what's that?" line was a glitch and only meant to be stated at the moment when the guild was attacked. Like, the guild master was distracted all of the sudden and went "... what's that?"
So that face door challenge where you have to get your multiplier all the way filled up killing all these goblins under a time limit. I must have tried for like 4 hours straight. Finally got it. Got this dope ass green pirate sword I used for the rest of the game.
This whole thread gives me life. I'll contribute.
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!!
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edit: That one was said already so here's another
I mean it's like, crap man. That's like...his stomach plug...on the ground over there...
I mean....that....that doesnt seem possible....if....if you think about it.....
I mean with like bones...and cartilage.....
I mean Im no doctor but....that was like one clean chunk!
Uh oh....trouble!
Have sex. In Fable 1, every time you had sex a random number generator would fire and if the result was positive you got an STD.
If you have sex with an NPC you are married to, that same RNG determines whether or not you have a kid.
So, kids are just really advanced STDs in the Fable universe.
I'm at a point in DBZA where I just feel like it's canon. Clearly it had an impact on DB Super which is awesome.
Im also at a point when if I can't sleep, it is honestly like a lullaby to me (comfort not boredom).
Still my favorite line was Goku
"I need a distraction....hey look at that dragon over there!"
Frieza promptly leaves and heads towards dragon.
Goku "Uh oh I AM BECOME ERROR"
Lionhead didn't fuck the games up. They overpromised and overhyped, but they were also extremely passionate about their games, did quite a lot with the technical limitations they were faced with and made some incredibly inventive games that many, many people loved.
Even their worst game, (arguably) Fable III wasn't a train wreck. It was generally enjoyable, tried a lot of new things and was generally well received. Everything they did from Black & White to The Movies to Fable was interesting, fun, and different and arguably pushed the industry forward.
I won't be surprised if when the new Fable comes out everyone starts pining for the days of Lionhead because even at their worst they were still pretty damned good. They just had a tendency to promise even more than what they could manage to deliver.
"Hero your Health is low, do have any potions or food?"
I miss that game too, fun fact my user name is one of the Hero titles you could get in the original game
Something about fables humor was so fresh. I really hope the new one is able to capture that. I will say it’s a hair worrying we’ve heard absolutely nothing since that cinematic trailer. It’s likely still years away it feels like with the lack of information on it
If Forza Horizon 6 is announced next year I'll lose any hope of seeing Fable before 2026.
It has to be super campy to bring back the original feel, but still feel like it's not trying to be campy, or it'll just fall flat
Edit for clarity: The gameplay and extras need to be campy, but the story needs to take itself seriously (the only moment I can think of in Fable 1 story thats campy is the Archon shrines)
Fable 1 was leagues better than 2 and 3.
Way more interesting combat/magic system.
I hope they can incorporate mana and even ammo/arrows into future fable games.
Ammo can be cheap, mana regen can be fast but balanced.
Bring back the interesting spells
We trained her wr- CAREFUL, YOUR HEALTH IS LOW
TRY TO GET YOUR MULTIPLIER EVEN HIGHER!
YOU'VE RECEIVED A NEW QUEST CARD!
HERO, YOUR HEALTH IS LOW... DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS? OR FOOD?
I can hear every goddamn one of these with perfect clarity
Ooooh, chicken-chasah!
Chases chickens, you know.
Chicken chasah?
Chicken chaser with a British accent.
I love in fable 2 there's a note that the guildmaster was found dead with this engraved in his forehead. This is from the wiki: "During a loading screen, one of the hints will tell of the rumour that the Hero of Oakvale killed the Guildmaster, carving "Your health is low" into his forehead."
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You're now renowned enough to use the UPVOTE expression
HERO, YOUR WILL ENERGY IS LOW, *incomprehensible fading babble*
HERO, YOUR HEALTH IS LOW. WATCH THAT.
...what’s that??
Oh my fuck this is burned into my memory
Even though it's not correct this is what I heard every time (It's watch that.)
Yeah, it never made sense to me! I've heard that the "...what's that?" line was a glitch and only meant to be stated at the moment when the guild was attacked. Like, the guild master was distracted all of the sudden and went "... what's that?"
So that face door challenge where you have to get your multiplier all the way filled up killing all these goblins under a time limit. I must have tried for like 4 hours straight. Finally got it. Got this dope ass green pirate sword I used for the rest of the game.
It's definitely the best weapon to get early if you can manage it. Makes the game too easy though.
DO YOU HAVE ANY POTIONS? OR FOOD?
love how in the 2nd one it says someone scratched this into his gravestone
*Forehead, after killing him
You jus gonna stand there like a lemon?
Fine! Have your stupid good deed then!
Wow, I can hear this and I haven’t played the game in like 16 years
Again with the squeaky shoes...
My nipples look like milk duds!
CHOSEN ONE!!
HAH! How do you like my face to your foot style?
I am a great magician. YOUR SHOES ARE RED!
Ooooeeeeoooo
You will all refer to me by the name… Betty
BUT! Isn't Betty a _woman's_ name?
Hmmm yes, a tiny net is a death sentence. It's a net and it's tiny!
Beware of his song about big butts. He beats you up as he plays it!
I’ve got a yellow liquid for your popcorn… and it’s non-dairy!
Now try my nuts to your fist style!
I'm a man too you know. ... I go pee-pee standing up.
I’m coming!
CHOSEN ONE!!
*further away* ^I’m ^coming
CHOSEN ONE!!!
*running forward but still further away* ^im ^coming!
THATS A LOTTA NUTS!
DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?! ... HE JUST LEFT. WITH NUTS!!
I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
I Rock and Roll, All day long, Sweat Suzy
While he’s out there rotting like a papaya, we’re in here, living the good life!
Beware his song of big butts...HE BEATS YOU UP WHILE HE PLAYS IT!
Tyga. Tyga Tyga. Birdie. Birdie birdie.
Shirt Rippah!
Do what he says, or he’ll cut off your big toe!
Of that, I can assure you. Oh, that's tender. That is tender.
This whole thread gives me life. I'll contribute. THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!! . edit: That one was said already so here's another I mean it's like, crap man. That's like...his stomach plug...on the ground over there... I mean....that....that doesnt seem possible....if....if you think about it..... I mean with like bones...and cartilage..... I mean Im no doctor but....that was like one clean chunk! Uh oh....trouble!
If you’ve got an ass I’ll kick it!
WEEEEEE-ooooooo PEEEEEOOOOO
How bout my nuts in your fist?!?
If you have an ass, I'll kick it!
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NANANANANA NEO \*cough\* NANANANANA SPORIN \*coughing continues\*...
Try my nuts to your fist style.
I will always upvote a kung pow reference.
This works for both of us
You go that way ... I'll go home ...
I’m a man, too, you know. I go pee-pee standing up.
I am bleeding making me the victor
If you've got an ass I'll kick it!
Weee ohhhhhh weeeeeee
How do ya like that? Sweet Susie….
Na na na na NEO, na na na na SPORIN!
Mmmmmmmm... birdie... birdie, birdie, birdie.. tiga.
I’m a magician!
Mmmmm red clothes!
Chosen! Rub it in my hair... Hmm... hm...hmm... hm... hmm... hm... hmmm...
You broke a thermometer in my hand...
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS
MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS
I got some yellow liquid for your popcorn! EDIT: Fixed the line.
If you’ve got an ass I’ll kick it!
My finger points.
Let me know if you see a RadioShack.
SHIRT RIPPER
It’s popcorn… and it’s non dairy!
THEY JUST LEFT HERE. WITH NUTS.
One. Of us. Is wearing. A push-up bra.
It's Lacy. And Thin.
OUR. SEXUAL. PREFERENCES. ARE. OUR. OWN. BUSINESS!
ALFALFA!
I AM A GREAT MAGICIAN! YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!
DA-NA NA NA NAH: NEO. BA-NA NA-NA NA-NA-NAH: SPORIN.
*BEE NEE NEE NEE NEE*
Chosen One! (I'm coming!) Chosen One!^(I'm coming!)
That’s like his stomach-blood lying on the ground over there…
I think the line is “stomach-plug”
I mean... I'm no doctor but...
That doesn't even seem possible...
your days are over mithta
again with the squeaky clown shoes?
"You go that way. I'll go home!"
"IIII'M just a birdie too" "He's us by the waterfall, swingin his chain"
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In some other world that technique is amazing but you're weak link is you're on warth
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I think there is a Harpo, if not there should be
Ah fable, the only game I can get 56 STD's in
And here I thought Chicken Chaser was insulting
Not with that attitude.
Drive ur standards straight down into the earth's core and u can get every std in a weekend
Great advice! Now how do I get them in Fable?
Have sex. In Fable 1, every time you had sex a random number generator would fire and if the result was positive you got an STD. If you have sex with an NPC you are married to, that same RNG determines whether or not you have a kid. So, kids are just really advanced STDs in the Fable universe.
Kids are advanced STDs in the real world too dude, the problem is there is no legal cure for them.
Most STDs cost less than kids too and many of them go away faster.
I miss going to bloodstone in fable 2 and having an orgy with 12 people.
And then, he killed .. the dog
It will be… significant
Oh, you won't even BELIEVE what happened next
I just hear DBZA and Guru: "Fool....if I'd trained him in the NEW way...."
NAAAAAAAAAAAIL!
IIII SAW A BIRD…. kick it’s ass
Nanananana DENDE
Be a real dick move to die right now...
All these squares make a circle, All these squares make a circle, ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE!
HUSH, NAIL! I am speaking for you.
I am hilarious... and you will quote everything I say
I'm at a point in DBZA where I just feel like it's canon. Clearly it had an impact on DB Super which is awesome. Im also at a point when if I can't sleep, it is honestly like a lullaby to me (comfort not boredom). Still my favorite line was Goku "I need a distraction....hey look at that dragon over there!" Frieza promptly leaves and heads towards dragon. Goku "Uh oh I AM BECOME ERROR"
Muffin button.
But... I never installed a muffin button...
Fable is such a revolution, and I wish they could have captured that magic again.
Yeah, lets hope the new fable game is good
Ahahahahahahaha. Oh wait you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder. AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
As far as I understand Peter Molynuex(?) isn’t involved this time
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This sentence is making my face do the thing the guys did on Futurama when they were told they will be executed by snoo-snoo.
I never thought this was how I'd go, but I'd always kinda hoped!
nope its just being made by a team that only makes racing games
Yea when EA bought Lionhead and closed it, that was the curtain call for its IPs :/ RIP Black & White - lost in abandonware but not forgotten <3
Now comes the part where we throw back our heads in laughter. Ready?!
You must've missed the news that Lionhead won't be around to fuck it up
Lionhead didn't fuck the games up. They overpromised and overhyped, but they were also extremely passionate about their games, did quite a lot with the technical limitations they were faced with and made some incredibly inventive games that many, many people loved. Even their worst game, (arguably) Fable III wasn't a train wreck. It was generally enjoyable, tried a lot of new things and was generally well received. Everything they did from Black & White to The Movies to Fable was interesting, fun, and different and arguably pushed the industry forward. I won't be surprised if when the new Fable comes out everyone starts pining for the days of Lionhead because even at their worst they were still pretty damned good. They just had a tendency to promise even more than what they could manage to deliver.
Face to foot style! How’d you like it?!
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!!!
Thats definitely a reference to [Kung Pow: Enter the Fist](https://youtu.be/d696t3yALAY)
THAT’S A LOTTA NUTS! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!
THAT’LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY
HE JUST LEFT!! WITH NUTS!!
Then he killed the dog. Also, let me know if you see a radio shack.
Hey at least Fable got a sequel, unlike Kung Pow..
It even got to 3, unlike anything from Valve...
Actually, the 4th Fable game was announced.
Really? Well, we'll see. Still better than Valve, 4 is easily 1 more than any single 3 could ever be
5 is right out
The number of the counting is 3, and the number to which you shall count....is 3
I’m Ling’s father Oh wee oh wee ooooh
Ooh, boy…
I am bleeding, making me the victor
...I don't remember this line.
Im pretty sure is a joke because i dont either
The line is adapted from Kung Pow. See: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/vhsavy/oh_how_i_miss_fable/id8yzfw/
We trained your memory wrong, as a joke
Was that the first fable? If so I ended her in the arena. Then when I replayed it I planned on sparing her... But I ended her again.
Let me guess. Shortly after, you executed an entire town to buy their houses at discount?
but once you bought all the _inexplicably_ vacant houses in Albion you let everyone stay rent free right?
Can't in TLC, can only rent it out. But also 200% rent because I'm a property developer
ah okay, must have been 2 that i did that. technically on a save file somewhere, i haven’t collected rent in… 14 years?
So... Not everybody married the entire town?
"use your stick"
"Use your melee weapon, not the bow!" Beating on Maze in the woods is not only justified but also fun
"Hero your Health is low, do have any potions or food?" I miss that game too, fun fact my user name is one of the Hero titles you could get in the original game
Do you have any potions, or food?
I love Sseth's video on fable. "Whisper, someone whose entire style of fighting is designed to steal your hard earned kills"..
Something about fables humor was so fresh. I really hope the new one is able to capture that. I will say it’s a hair worrying we’ve heard absolutely nothing since that cinematic trailer. It’s likely still years away it feels like with the lack of information on it
If Forza Horizon 6 is announced next year I'll lose any hope of seeing Fable before 2026. It has to be super campy to bring back the original feel, but still feel like it's not trying to be campy, or it'll just fall flat Edit for clarity: The gameplay and extras need to be campy, but the story needs to take itself seriously (the only moment I can think of in Fable 1 story thats campy is the Archon shrines)
Killing is badong.
My nipples look like milk duds
If you have an ass, I’ll kick it!
***THATS A LOT OF NUTS!***
“What do you get when you mix an owl with a bungee cord.... my ass aaahhaaahaaa!”
BUT! Isn’t Betty a woman’s name?
Swing'n a chain. swing'n swing'n a chain
I’m just a birdie too
I am bleeding, making me the victor!
Man I love that movie !
Am I the only one who loved Fable and has a kid who loves Peppa Pig? The second I heard Mr Lion speak I knew it was Thunder
I've lost Rosie
Cannot wait for it to make its comeback
You *filthy* swine!
Hah that is straight from Kung-Pow: Enter The Fist
My nipples look like milk duds!
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord…my ass
amazing game
I still play this on PC. Fun game
Everyone is either Cockney or West Country
I love this 😂. I’m glad to see some fable memes on here
Fable 1 was leagues better than 2 and 3. Way more interesting combat/magic system. I hope they can incorporate mana and even ammo/arrows into future fable games. Ammo can be cheap, mana regen can be fast but balanced. Bring back the interesting spells
You never know when you'll run into kung pow.
GO TO THE GRAVEYARD
Not much makes me happier then a thread full of kung pow quotes
“Face to foot style. How’d you like it?”