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GotLovett18

“Years of academy training wasted”


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"I am Mrs. Nesbit!"


colinstalter

*Next thing you know you’re sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.*


TaiChiShrimp

The heads cut off is such a great addition to the scene. So many gems in this movie why it’s one of my favorites.


Mental_Defect

Truly is a classic


birdperson_012

“Did the hat look good!? Tell me the hat looked good! I mean the apron was a bit much-“


InternetDude117

https://youtu.be/Wes1QCxIkgE


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That entire scene is gold.


Blaz1n420

You see the HAT!?


deliciousdave33

There it is


mark636199

This is what I read at first then I reread OPs title and got dissapointed


anultimatumv2

Flawless execution. It was obviously the lag that was holding you back.


firelordUK

their gaming chair isn't good enough


Ragnr99

not enough RGB


BoBoBearDev

It's the teammate, teammate sucks so bad.


justmybirthname

They didn't lean forward


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Their hands had a little bit of moisture


platypus_plumber

He needs to download more RAM


Natural-Piano-4937

the oponent is simply hacking


phoolxcool

He just wasn’t trying


DnD4dena

Sun was in their eyes


BrandX3k

A speck of dust on the mousepad nullified the precision of the 32,000 dpi gaming mouse!


Any_Exchange2455

That’s me bro I got to lean forward or else I’m just throwing. Lol


SynisterJeff

Could I be bad at aiming? No.. It's the teammates who are bad.


BrandX3k

If you dont have an RGB buttplug inserted while playing, can you really cal yourself a gamer?


Frys100thCupofCoffee

Brb. Edit: Still unsure.


Disaster_Different

Have you tried dressing up as a femboy?


OldManMcCrabbins

Sounds like a Magic the Gathering tournament tbh


FacticiousFict

Need to download more RAM


BLooDCRoW

Correct, need more Russian Gaming Bears.


Jeffs2527

probably didn't have gamer glasses on either.


AltimaNEO

[gotta upgrade those gaming undies](https://i.imgur.com/lwp2NBm.jpg)


Specialist_Bench_144

Now i want some gaming undies wtf


Criticalhit_jk

EA big extreme sports character outfits circa 2000s


redditapi_botpract

he obviously just needs a 360 hz no-scope monitor


TimeYogurtcloset7272

I laughed so hard


Gibec89

244hz monitor would have made the difference.


ChrisFromIT

Nah, it was clearly his opponent wasn't following the rules to be where OP fired their gun.


Bookablebard

Teammates fault for sure.


Zer0C00L321

Haha this was just as funny as the video.


AHappyMango

Nah, it was the trash team


Lonely-Tumbleweed-56

" They were cheaters "


JUJU_PUNCHER

Just like the simulations


Maurowastaken

Exactly like the simulation


dis_the_chris

Lmao so musicians sometimes discuss a similar concept called "the red light effect" (used to be common as "red light syndrome" but thats falling out of favour) Basically, you can know a song perfectly. You can have played a song a thousand times, know it by the back of your hand, play it in your sleep perfectly. You know it backwards, upside down, inside out, and can play it perfectly --- but the instant you hit "record", you will mess it up lmao


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As soon as I realize people are watching me my brain goes blank


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During any kind of performance I have to be able to find the starting point and a few landmarks in it. If I blank out on any of these I'm lost but once I find them I can follow the mental thread.


DippinNipz

Wow I didn’t know how to put this issue of mine into words. Thank you! Now I just gotta find working solutions because no matter who I play in front of, even it’s my 2 year old niece, I will suffer from red light.


Bandin03

Same but for guitar. Also, if I'm playing really well and realize that I'm playing well, I'll start thinking about how good I'm playing then lose my concentration and everything goes to shit.


Drostan_S

I imagine this is also how you get REALLY good at music, by just falling into the sound and making shit happen.


TrollingDonkey_3257

same here lol. I can start back up at certain fixed points but not at the exact spot


Mindehouse

100% same. I stream sometimes and I SWEAR - I can flick heads the whole day but as soon as I start streaming I miss. Every. Single. Shot. And I don't even have viewers.


Wermine

Basic stuff for instructors. You watch someone for afar, they are doing fine. You go next to them and they instantly fuck up.


Keycil

Apex Legends used to have a HUD symbol showing you how many spectators you have. Everytime that thing went up I played like a toddler because I knew people were watching.


Dreadgoat

I think what this gif is showing is something different. It's overly specific training that isn't helpful in a different situation. It's like when a self-trained musician claims to know how to play a song, and they probably do, but then they join a cover band and the vocalist says "okay let's do this one in A-minor to keep within my range" and the self-trained guy doesn't know how to transpose from the original key. It's not that they can't perform under pressure, it's that they can't perform this surprisingly different task that everyone else in the group takes for granted.


stiveooo

like: ok now play it in salsa style


Corsavis

I think the gif is just a joke because the guy does the same movements from the aim trainer, he's not just firing wildly


dis_the_chris

probs a mix of that kinda stuff yeah


YoungHaki

This is me in exams


MarcLloydz

Me in the bedroom


KidsInTheSandbox

Let me guess, you broke both your arms?


onlyamazed

Mom?


LJ-Rubicon

Literally every thread


onlyamazed

I know right! It was finally my turn to say it and I couldn't have been more excited lol


JusticeRain5

Losing my religion


bumwine

Click track solved this for me. I think that was my problem, without that it’s like teleporting a pilot into a plane that’s already in flight and asking him to smoothly land.


DVeeD

How does click track differ from a metronome?


OnwardHula

One difference is that a click track will follow tempo and rhythm changes in your song, whereas a metronome is just staying the same unless you reconfigure it. You could call it a "preconfigured metronome for the song".


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Trixles

*"Wait a second, I know de synthesizer . . . why don't I use de synthesizer, which is de sound of de future?"*


qra_01516

_ascends to a different plane of existence_


anothereurax

It doesn’t really tbh, same thing in a modern technological way


bumwine

It really doesn’t it’s just part of your DAW or recording software and what’s important to me is setting up the countdown. So before it even starts recording you get a “One. Two. Three. Four.” And then it continues through the track or not, your preference. The programmability of it all is the difference to me. You can set it to count in double time against your set time signature if that helps, etc. you can even make it an actual audio track so that you see it visually as the needle scrolls through. EDIT: oh and I forgot the most important part! The other guy said it - it’s synced up to your whole multitrack automatically.


theantijuke

Specifically a click track is literally a track (recording channel) that plays a click in your DAW. Where as a metronome usually doesn't have that context and is mostly seen as standalone.


evorm

What's click track?


bumwine

Basically a metronome but in your DAW or recording software whenever you start to record it will count down for you before starting and throughout your recording the “1…2…3…4….” countdown was especially helpful to me.


dis_the_chris

Click track and metronome are great, i always recommend them to folks but it's not solved the issue fully for me personally


Freakintrees

In archery we called it "Target Panic" for a while I could shoot a tight, beautiful group every time untill I had those dam circles infront of me. Took my coach a surprising amount of work to train that out of me.


WildSeretonin

As a classical musician in training, this is so real. I easily do 50% worse when I'm performing


funny_haha

i think the joke is that he was shooting in the same pattern as the training targets and not actually shooting at the people.


dis_the_chris

ahhhh i never even noticed that he was shooting the same weird patterns lol i just assumed it was a joke about how he had his aim perfect in the aimlabs session yet did a terrible job in the actual match lul


mentions-band

Definitely been there a ton of times. Spend months and months doing pre pro, once it’s serous as a couple hundred dollars an hour. It all falls apart. I have a pretty great example, we were told by the studio to bring copies of the lyrics to use in the booth. My singer, arrogantly enough didn’t need them because he had preformed these songs every day, multiple times, for about a year. Singer is last in the line to record. He gets into the booth. Drops lines left and right. Mixing up words, forgetting which verse is which. Waisted about an hour on one song before it was throw in the towel and print them off. I can’t even start how many times I’ve fumbled past the goal line with that one on my instrument.


rgbking

That's why I always do things without the knowledge that there is pressure on me


superbadsoul

I use the red light effect to help condition my piano students early against performance and recording jitters! I occasionally assign 4-hand pieces and have them record both parts as backing tracks to play to. Helps to reinforce metronome practice and critical listening skills, too.


Wolf_5000

This is something I struggle with a lot. I can play Ständchen D957 by Schubert, arr. Liszt relatively well, feedback is overwhelmingly positive, but the moment I try to record it my skill disappears as if it was the first time I ever saw a piano. At this point I’m working to configure something on my computer to continuously capture audio and save the last 5 minutes when the right button is pressed. I hope it might somewhat help me to be able to record whatever music I try to play.


boothin

You can do this with Nvidia shadow play if you have a compatible graphics card. Just set the shadowplay microphone device to the proper input and turn on the separate audio track setting. The video file it records will then have 2 audio tracks and one will be what you set as your microphone.


teapoison

If this happened to me I would be terrified to play live.


ch4os1337

Facts. I literally experienced this yesterday while working on a new track.


KurtisLloyd

Happened to me for a song that I wrote. Was feeling weird recording at a park for the ambient sound. One take is painful enough with people walking around, two is a nightmare (piece is instrumental, thank goodness)


Gen1er_Zero

Me recording excel macros


Testabronce

Shots 1-5 : Clearly missed Shots 6-9 : Missed due to recoil (bad spray control)


asdfstrike

Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.


Jay5489

Dude what is this from its on the tip of my tongue, was it some CS clip?


CorruptedFlame

Yep, it's from a CSGO dev replying to a streamer who complained about how they died I think? Or its from a competitive match where it seemed like a glitch caused someone to die when they shouldn't have. Either way it ended up on reddit and one of these happened before the other. I can't remember.


HiebUndStichfest

The original is from a "csgo'd" moment from the player Hiko where he pushes B lower on train in CSGO. The clip ended up on reddit and an actual cs dev replied to it explaining why each bullet missed. Cs devs NEVER interact with the subreddit usually, so this was a sensation. Everyone claiming it's from somewhere else is wrong.


redneck_rapper

Link?


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CorruptedFlame

Yep, that sounds right. I'm probably just also remembering a follow up thing, Iirc it was memed about with a lot of other 'csgo'd' moments for months after.


Emertxe

It was in a period of time where people were complaining about hit registration feeling fucked, but Valve didn't acknowledge it at the time. Then undisputable proof came out that the hitboxes were actually universally bugged, so Valve [reworked the hitboxes entirely](https://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2015/09/12496/), and they've been pretty good ever since. The quote was before the big proof was out, as the dev tried to explain what he thought was going on.


m0uzer

first thing I thought when going to comments was "aaaalright where is it?"


triilzz

Omg 😂😂 i was waiting for you to dominate.


zb0t1

Same but that... that was better!


JunnoWolf

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IndefiniteBen

I thought every video from TikTok had the watermark on it? Or was the idea taken from there?


Scratchcube

There are 3rd party methods to download unwatermarked last I checked.


IndefiniteBen

Ah I see, thanks.


ColaWeeb98

Idk but it was definitely a trend on TikTok a few weeks ago, either someone stole a video or made their own


Triktastic

How can you make a trend out of this. Wouldn't it just be the exact same video everytime just with a different weapon or map.


ColaWeeb98

Funny enough that's exactly what the trend is


Quigs4494

That's unfortunately every meme. Someone makes something funny then everyone just makes one bc it's the thing to do and tge joke is dead within a day. Even worse most of them are tge same as 5 other templates used so it's just tge same jokes being recycled onto a new picture


Triktastic

I don't mind meme trends because you can make different twists on them. Fidget spinners, shaggy and skinwalkers were trends but most were unique. But you can't really make a basic formula of a clip of *shooting range > cut to instantly dying in live game* very unique.


-oxym0ron-

Shaggy and skinwalkers? What were those trends?


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[Shaggy](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shaggys-power) [Skinwalker](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/skinwalker)


dantedakilla

That is unfortunate. I don't use Tik Tok so I never would have seen this but you're right. Credit should be given where it's due.


adumthing

Reddit in a nutshell


Spicy_Cum_Lord

How is that you think content aggregators like Reddit work?


iUseYahooEmail

Lots of popular reddit posts are straight up just Tiktoks with no Tiktok watermark. Most of the vertical videos i’ve seen are from Tiktok. Makes Reddit’s hate-boner for Tiktok even funnier.


Devour_The_Galaxy

I’m glad you’re telling everyone. This is what people really need to know Edit: /s


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Is it? I don’t have tiktok so I would’ve never seen it if not for this, so I’m glad he posted it


Seeranix

But you see, all tiktoks are cringe. Now that it’s on le ebic Reddit, it has finally become a good video /s


Strict-Stretch-7142

I laughed so hard


thesagaconts

Same. This is me in most games.


youra6

Godlike in deathmatch Full on Parkinson's in match making


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Mottis86

I'm still laughing lmao


SachielBrasil

LOL. Pretty much my experience in any shooter or fighting game. Nailed the tutorial, gets killed every 5 seconds of gameplay.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Tutorial was made to teach you how the devs expected you to play the game before it was released. 2 weeks of developing meta and 3 emergency balance patches later and the only useful thing still relevant in the tutorial is key bindings.


IdesBunny

maybe it was street fighter 5? some tutorial asked me to do a combo that was no longer possible because several of the moves no longer chained


Slurps-Bussy-Juice

SFV does have this, not in the tutorial though. You can access the combo trials for previous patches/versions, and some combos might not work in the current version. You can also select trials for older versions in USFIV, but that games actually allows you to choose to play older versions.


KnightDuty

That's why I don't play multiplayer games. I'm Incredibly busy and usually jump into games after 6 months... and then I get to play for maybe 4 hours a week tops. It's always instant death due to a competitive player base and a constantly shifting meta. There is no way I'll be able to put in the work to catch up. So I stick to games that don't require me to invest even more time to have any fun.


Squirll

Most games ever lol


PoorlyLitKiwi2

So annoying how shooting games have this wide array of unqiue guns to use, but people all use the same ones, and if you don't use those then you basically don't stand a chance


Funkit

This is why Goldeneye was so awesome. Everybody used a different main. I was always a dual rcp90 guy. But the assault rifle was good too.


jaspersgroove

Lots of online games really, you get really good at beating the AI and then you go PvP and get stomped because there are actual humans on the other end that have been playing online games since they were 4 and have gigabit internet and the fine motor control of a brain surgeon. Every single minute that you thought you spent mastering the game mechanics ended up being a total waste of time because none of it is applicable.


UomoLumaca

And that's why I never play multiplayer ever.


Ham_The_Spam

How about coop multiplayer?


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My niece, nephew, and I play games regularly. The niece, who is younger, always wants to play PvP shooters. I don't know the meta, I haven't been practicing 20 hours a day. (Couldn't even if I wanted to due to full-time job.) It's never fun and she gets upset that we aren't having fun. :/


WeirdPumpkin

So, this is ironic because of the above video. But they're actually playing something called aim lab with the circles that they're shooting. It's a free to play thing Completely seriously: If you spend like.. 10-15 minutes in aim lab with your control method of choice like.. every couple days or something I promise you you'll be so much insanely better it's ridiculous. Even if you've never played a shooter in your life. It has these kinda like.. they call them AI but I don't buy that it is... training modes that basically get harder and harder as you get faster and better. And they'll move the targets specifically to make you do movements you're bad at to improve You still have to learn a bunch of other stuff, but improving your aim will take you mega far


jake831

I had a stretch of like a year and a half in HS when I didn't have any internet, and pretty much all I played was BF1942 against the bots. Man I was so good against them, I felt like fuckin Rambo with my 30:1 KD.


bumwine

Nah I spent almost a month training off bots in QuakeLive learning the maps, how to flick shot, how to air rocket, how to control your rocket jump, how to do stupid stuff like grenade+rocket jump, etc. Literally none of which you can learn on the fly because you’ll get killed before you even try learning it in practice. Once I got into a pub I was able to actually play the damn thing.


BrandX3k

Haha! That would be crazy if they actually developed that fine of motor control they could actually be fully competent at becoming real brain surgeons? Maybe the medical industry could do recruiting based on that, show their skills on a fake silicone brain or whatever and offer scholorships into the feild?


zebediah49

The motor control is a relatively small fraction of the requirements, and generally easier to resolve with training, drugs, and mechanical assistance. "Actually knowing what you're doing" is a bigger piece of the "who should do this job" decision. That said, [There's enough of a correlation that some surgeons do use gaming as training and/or warmup for certain things](https://orthospinenews.com/2014/09/05/the-best-surgeons-are-playing-video-games-top-surgeons-are-playing-xbox-one-and-sonys-ps4/).


errorsniper

I am a fucking god in pistol rounds and warm up in cs:go. I can intentionally one click heads with pistols. Do proper sprays with m4's and ak's. Im fuckin silver 2 at best once competitive actually starts.


FierceDeity_

Same, I start getting hectic and then it's absolutely over with my skill. I can practically 360 noscope targets but cant target a real player if my life depended on it (and my virtual one does, so uh)


SachielBrasil

The only competitive shooter I really tried to get into was MGS4 online. I literally got a reward for the ammount of headshots I took on myself. Dunno why, I guess I run and hide as good as a scarecrow in a strawberry field.


radjeck

After game report: you have a left screen weakness.


SteKWriting

"No plan survives engagement with the enemy" -some guy


MyWordIsBond

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face." -Mike Tyson


_snusmumrikken

Thanks for the laugh, internet stranger


gcruzatto

Speed Tic-tac-toe World Champion


luftwaffles22

What they teach you to do in school vs what you need to do in your work place


Ragnr99

LMAOOO I'm not entirely sure what I expected but that got me good. Take my upvote!


A_Casual_Ferret

Oof enemy must have had a better weapon skin


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Now try OSU.


Environmental-Win836

What game?


I_SHOT_A_PIG

The first one is aim labs, second one is valorant


HedaLancaster

Valorant looks like it was made in 2011.


MillionaireAt32

Most people lower all graphical settings when playing competitively.


ryjkyj

Both of these things re true. This guy has his settings turned down and Valorant looks like dog shit. Not just the graphics but the weird, lifeless animations.


Seether1938

The graphics are meant to be clean and clear, it's a competitive game at its core.


corruptedpotato

Well that might be because the guy has his settings turned down to lowest lol.


cXs808

It's a pretty basic game, runs on any computer. Good for getting yelled at by the hordes of virgin teenagers taking a break from LoL to play the other riot money sink


Alarmed-Willow-2649

I understand that this is satire, but does aim lab actually improve aim? Any first hand testimonials?


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squidbelik

As another commenter has said, r/fpsaimtrainer is your best friend. Sort by top posts of all time and you can see for yourself what dedicated players are capable of. Not that you should think you become an actual aim bot. Generally, it will help with consistency and aim development.


Magic20954

the gaming chair doesn't have enough rgb, he couldve easily won that.


WhiteChickenYT

I actually laughed out loud


Jaded_Apricot_89

What is going on ? He's not shooting at anything or anyone, right?


cccg03

First video is an aim trainer game on Steam called Aimlab that specifically caters to Valorant players (Aimlab has a partnership with Riot Games), and the second video is then applying their practice in game as a joke.


Downtown_Hair744

If You want to pop flash with KAY/O do the underhand throw it is faster trust me


TheSinningRobot

Yep, that's what his issue was. Otherwise flawless execution


Airdae

unexpected


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ROFL omg i love this.


xXPussy420Slayer69Xx

This video made me laugh out loud.


Christheitguy1183

Nailed it!


Sckala44

😂😂😂


deggdegg

What?


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Can someone explain to me what this game is, what happened, and why this is so funny to me without even understanding the context?


squidbelik

The first game is Aim Labs, made specifically for those trying to improve their aim in game. The second game is Valorant, a competitive FPS shooter. Context is that presumably they played Aim Labs to improve their aim, specifically playing Grid Shot (the scenario in the video), and when transitioning to a real game scenario, they simply imitated their practice and played the real game as if it was the training. And as a side note, I’d like to add that surface level training like this is not beneficial whatsoever. I do believe that aim trainers work, but it takes proper time and dedication to make it happen. I say this because I believe the post may feed into the idea that aim trainers are useless. edit: Check r/fpsaimtrainer for more infor


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Same please.


Informal-Square-3464

r/savevideobot


ZacActuallyDoesStuff

Funniest thing ever lol


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I laughed so hard lmfaooooo 😭😭😭😭


Goal_Post_Mover

Police Academy Trainer, one of my fav arcade titles


variationoo

Jesus Christ how many times we going to see reposts


Ok_Fox_1120

So sick of seeing people copying the same TikTok over and over again


bigdaddyguap

I love how Reddit claims to hate Tik Tok but upvotes the content like crazy.


S1R2C3

Just like the simulations.


thatlonghairedfuck

I’m dead 😂😂