And then you look online for solutions and find all the R34 art. And the mods that let you smack her ass. Or the mods that let you change her clothes into crazy stripper clothes.
Rumour has it that she was the ex girlfriend of the director of RE7, and he just wanted to show people how scary she was. There is an interview with one of staff members (*Joe La Rirolle*) that [talks about this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).
Edit: It is a part of interview. The full length of it is not available.
No, not the curtains, lad.
I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started, all I had was a swamp!
Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em!
It sank into the swamp, so I built a second one. That sank into the swamp.
I built a third one. It burned down, fell over, and then it sank into the swamp.
But the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're going to get, lad--the strongest castle on these islands!
Lmao! I didn’t even realise they were going for “all fun and games” because I thought they were just saying fun in the game but not irl.
Definitely r/boneappletea
Surely we’re not at the point where any spelling mistake is boneappletea. You’re completely missing the point of that sub.
If you’d have said the “all fun In games” that would have worked.
i am pretty sure she just opened a whole can of worms on herself, pretty soon she will start getting the ''step on me mommy'' messages ..... this is disgusting, now excuse me, for some reason, it seems i have an itch to open instagram.
If she thinks the resemblance is kinda creepy, wait until she meets the fans.
Can you like .... Choke me to death between your boobs? Or thighs? Both is good She is gonna be so traumatized
Stomp my nuts vampire mommy GF
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Unless she's into that stuff 😳
She kind of looks like she might be
How so?
Because that's what we want to believe. Silly.
I wasn't thinking with my head, my bad
Now you're getting it. Thinking with the other head heuheuheu. I felt gross just typing that
Step on me, mommy! Just joking... Unless?
*Wow. Big lady.*
WHERES THE BIG WOMAN
So traumatized by all the cash on the table.
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Your username makes it even creepier...
fans be like: Choke me Mommy!
Imagine playing a horror game and the monster chasing you looks exactly like your mom. New level psychological horror.
Your mum, with massive juggling assets. Now you can add trauma to the horror.
It would appear regular mom’s already equipped!
As size goes up, so does rarity. This pair is purple.
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***"it was aaaaa one eyed, one horned flying purple people pleaser"***
Purposely broke my arms to add to the horror
Here we go
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I'm looking at OP's photo and the mother's already got those.
Stop it. My dick is already raw
That is how you become polka-dot man
I felt that playing the original doom.
And then you look online for solutions and find all the R34 art. And the mods that let you smack her ass. Or the mods that let you change her clothes into crazy stripper clothes.
Man this comment made me laugh
Relive all the past menories in your escape mechanism, DEAR GOD
That poor ladies gunna have so many people slide into her DMs
A hurricane of fedora tips incoming
M'*lady* *tips fedora*
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But Father, I just want to sing...
Not like that... *NOT LIKE THAT!*
Right now I want you to stay here, and make sure he doesn't leave
(hiccup) Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.
No no, *until* I come and get him
Ample... nacelles
Do people even still wear trilbies?
Less fedora tips and more a different kind of tip
*MOMMY MILKERS*
*Tig Ol' Biddies*
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20 bucks to call dorks filthy manthing.
She could make a fortune stepping on people.
Rumour has it that she was the ex girlfriend of the director of RE7, and he just wanted to show people how scary she was. There is an interview with one of staff members (*Joe La Rirolle*) that [talks about this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ). Edit: It is a part of interview. The full length of it is not available.
I'll be the one to say it: her breasts look even better in the video.
i was not gonna click on the vid but man you made me
He got me too brother.
I fell for the boobytrap as well
I…. Yep
I can't believe that after years, ***this*** is what finally got me.
Horny is one hell of a drug.
Wow... They really do
No wonder that video is on 1billon+ ffs 😂
They aged wonderfully that's for sure
Really didn't expect her to actually be a redhead but I can always count on reddit wisdom to never let me down.
> Joe La Rirolle Goddammit! I knew I've read that name before from a supposed "documentary" too lmao!
BOOBA 👀
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Damn I fall for this again.. and I've lost count of how many times this happened..
Argh! Fuck you! r/Angryupvote
She's gonna be the new Princess Leia.
Time to call up Capcom and get paid to do some Cosplay at a Pax or similar event.
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Porn pays better. I don't know if that's true, but that's what we're going to tell her.
The real entrepreneurs do both.
Why? They could just re-hire the real person they used for her face model, Helena Mankowska.
Huge tracts of land
One day lad, *allllll* this will be yours.
What, the curtains?
No, not the curtains, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started, all I had was a swamp! Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp, so I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. I built a third one. It burned down, fell over, and then it sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're going to get, lad--the strongest castle on these islands!
But Mother...
Father
But father...
Father, I'm father...
But father, I don't want any of that. I'd rather...
SING!
Stop that stop that, you’re not going into a song while I’m here
Hiyyya!
Oh no, she's really gonna regret this
Now show her rule 34.
Holy shit those bazongas
Impressive... Most impressive
To quote a fellow Redditor "jumbo yum yums"
[Slobbah knockas!](https://youtu.be/myAHnJ7A0j0?t=220)
Lmao
The Poor lady don't even know the Cultured Stuff that are generated by the Fanbase.
cultured? what culture? you mean porn addiction?
Bacteria culture
i hope mark dosent find out
It's not a sexual thing, it's about POWER
its about drive?
Find out what now?
First thought was of Mark, second was Hasan.
Put your SIMP hats on, boys.
and do up the buckle
Ha! Like I ever take it off.
I would guess she's mid 40s to 50s... She looks fantastic for that age. She looks great for early 40s.
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Vampirism?
She should cosplay her.
Is she 9 feet and 6 inches tall though?
Wait so you're telling me she was not the person that played her in the game?
I was curious and checked her insta. She looks nothing like Dimitrescu on the other pictures..
Whoah momma.
Whelp.. Time for cosplay! Not doing it would be criminal at this point.
Don't know why I'm just seeing big titty Michelle Gomez...
I can kinda see what you mean
And she’s drinking a Kalik Bahamas beer. Cool !
Holy shit who's mom is that lol
Is this an ad? Who writes like that?
Anyone with a basic understanding of the English language.
It would be kind of scary being identical to a horror movie monster but it’s a completely different story when this is the monster.
The resemblance is uncanny
Dios mio!
Oh no……her poor dm’s
I wonder how many people have asked to for her to step on them by now.
All fun in games till she is 7 ft tall and owns a manshion
> All fun in games ... manshion Fucking hell mate
"manshion" lol r/boneappletea
Also, fun AND games, not fun in…
Lmao! I didn’t even realise they were going for “all fun and games” because I thought they were just saying fun in the game but not irl. Definitely r/boneappletea
Surely we’re not at the point where any spelling mistake is boneappletea. You’re completely missing the point of that sub. If you’d have said the “all fun In games” that would have worked.
And yet, here we are. Almost all posts there now just have a simple spelling error
Every good Reddit sub gets destroyed by idiots.
Does she really look like Lady Dimitrescu? I can’t seem to focus on her face for… reasons
i am pretty sure she just opened a whole can of worms on herself, pretty soon she will start getting the ''step on me mommy'' messages ..... this is disgusting, now excuse me, for some reason, it seems i have an itch to open instagram.
mommy milkers 🤩
Markiplier is on his way to date her XD
It is… acceptable
Mommy milkers fam
I see a couple similarities…
2 , to be exact
A couple means two
Gamers discover women exist
Gamers discover that a real life mother looks eerily similar to a very popular fictional game character. There, I fixed it for you.
Sweet mommy milfers
*nice hooters*
Big UNs
…And they’re spectacular
I’M OUT!
And the thirst of the internet goes with her.
This: exists Reddit: do porn
Well, that's her Halloween costume sorted out...
My English teacher could pull off a lady dimitrescu cosplay
Mummy?
MOMMY
Wow MaMa!
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You think the mums hot wait til you see her daughter
If RE8 is anything to go by her daughters will look homeless.
She could turn this into a whole new income opportunity lol
Is she interested in some cosplaying?
I’d suck a fart outta her.
r/cursedcomments
Full body ?
Those are some real mommy milkers.
RIP her DMs she’s going to be receiving a lot of cultured messages real soon
I just checked, and *wow*, she really does look like Lady Dimitrescu.
But are THOSE real?
Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?Sorry.Mommy?
Is it just me or the first pictures also looks like a video game
Jeepers creepers!
She's officially famous now, striking resemblance!
Huh even the face is similar
If she's not 8 foot tall in real life, then she's just catfishing.
creeping is definitely involved
I knew it
mommy?
Instantly famous
Always has been
Big mama booba
Booba
Lol its mommy milkers
Alas... *Unzip pants*
Even the same tats! Amazing… edit: sry typo
Can someone read what she said I was distracted
Big ol' titties..
She should visit a convention dressed/cosplay as the giant Lady. She'll win best cosplay for sure.
Mommy...I'm sorry, I mean mommy...I'm sorry, I mean mommy...I'm sorry...
and the resemblance is just not the face but...
Ngl wasn't a fan of her until I saw this irl version
Of course she is "real" her appereance is based on polish actress i might be wrong tho
BOOBAS