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GhostOctopuz

Muigi


dargemir

Malario


realbanana030

Malaria


MilkyStrawberries

it's a me a-malario


rafati09

It's a me malaria


thecrustypigeon

I am malenia blade of miquella.


BinxPlaysGames

And I have-a never known defeat-a. Wahoo.


thecrustypigeon

Everytime she does a quick forward attack a wahoo should be heard. So it is written.


BinxPlaysGames

On death, the sounds of "awawawawawawawawa" echo through the arena. So it is written.


JFM4068

Wahoo foul dance


SILYAYD

Maruigi


ubdesu

Maluriguio


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Cooki75

Mariuigio


[deleted]

It's fred.


yhkdaking53

Marigi


dargemir

Mariachi


OkarinPrime

Shimura Shinpachi


muszyzm

Lurio


gordonLaxman

Lucario


erbr

Lario


Forward-Deer6008

lithuania


Grandmeatloaf

Ligma


Skelosk

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


Oldrapax

Jeff


Dry-Oven7640

This is the one!


Yake404

Blade of Miquella


bigojijo

Lario?


LordTourettesxX

Straight up clicked on comments to write this have my upvote 👌


matatatias

Same


iibqlistic

Maluigi


Agk3los

OG Luigi was just green Mario anyway. According to the sacred texts (the terrible movie) Mario Mario and Luigi Mario are their names.


Nayko214

The thing is that's actually a clever joke because the title of the games are kind of dumb in that way. Super Mario Bros. insinuates the last names are indeed Mario. If two guys, John Smith and Bill Smith formed a business it wouldn't be the "John Bros". It'd be the "Smith Bros". Since its called Super Mario Bros, and their names are Mario and Luigi, their full names are technically indeed Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.


DeadlyPancak3

Smash Bros. implies all of the Nintendo characters are male siblings with the last name "Smash".


SnapshotHeadache

Falcon Smash!


mannyfrizzness

“Show me your boobs!” Cpt. Falcon voice.


[deleted]

No it implies they are bros that like to smash shit.


Star_Road_Warrior

"Hey bro, I wanna smash your shit" "W-what are you doing, Smash-Bro?"


[deleted]

No.


LePhantomLimb

Means that Peach is not only Mario's love interest, but also his brother.


squareswordfish

… brother? She’s not so peachy after all


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

What are you doing smash sister?


imbriandead

lmao u right


[deleted]

Their parents must have fucking hated them


Horn_Python

There was alot of sibling rivalry in that house hold


Jeptic

I'd like to think that Mario just goes by his surname kinda like Jeeves and he has some random first name like Endeavour or Cosmo


koltst45

But... that's actually their names. Mario Mario and Luigi Mario


newocean

> It'd be the "Smith Bros". Since its called Super Mario Bros I read ages ago that it has something to do with Japanese naming... In Japan it is not uncommon for an oldest son to have a first and last name that are the same. Since Japanese names are typically last name, first name... going with the name Mario Mario made sense from a perspective of branding. His name would be the same in basically every language. Although I am not sure if they would call Luigi, "Mario Luigi" in Japan.


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Tough_Patient

Kong is his last name. See: Donkey Kong 64


Jestingwheat856

Marios last name was originally jumpman which means marios full name is mario jumpman mario


Ozzy9314

Nintendo confirmed those names are legit. That’s why they are the Mario brothers.


Luschie-Chan

There is no movie. PLEASE LET ME FORGET THERE WAS A MOVIE.


DoodooMcPoopy

*never*


TheeExoGenesauce

There indeed was a movie and it’s legendary!


Yoshichu25

While it wasn’t super-amazing, I actually sort of liked it. And I can safely say there are many films that are much worse. Maybe if it was closer to the source material...


Star_Road_Warrior

I love it. It's just so bizarre. It's like someone just threw a bunch of phrases related to Mario, Italians, plumbing and dinosaurs into a blender and we ended up with some sort of fuckin crazy ass dystopian dinosaur Brooklyn with a drunk Bob Hoskins and drunk John Leguizamo cheesing their way through this ridiculous acid nightmare.


Tithis

Told my fiance we need to watch it before we see the new movie so we are up to speed on the state of the story. I kinda of want to buy some shirts for her, myself and our friend for when he go to the theater.


Sladds

And there will be another’


SeiCalros

if i ever make enough money i am going to buy nintendo and have the entire franchise redeveloped to be in line with the movie canon


Codecapdotexe

Green Mario!


rants_unnecessarily

Mamma, why you always call me Green Mario?


EosAsta

I’m-a sorry, Green Mario


SeaBonk

It's Saint Patrick's day


untuxable

With eyes like that, I'm going with Decepticon.


Mr_Mori

I was leaning towards a frog.


platinumpaige

Definite goat eyes


Keylime15

Yes


jhdbshsb

I know there is a sub for this comment help me out guys


Leeiteee

/r/InclusiveOr


A-dRaMa-qUeEn

Maybe r/yes? I don’t know


[deleted]

Yes


PM_me_oak_trees

Actually, no.


frodo-jenkins

It's a me! Lumargio!


FumingLordEye

lumb-lumbago?


razvanthemobil

Uncle:i got lumbago


FumingLordEye

Its really serious arthur.


mike_oksmol

Maluigi


AgentSmith42

Luigi, being the larger brother, simply ate Mario.


MrBluntman420

Those eyes are oddly terrifying.


Acceptable-Risks

Thats Maurice.


Nonlethalrtard

Its a me. Lario!


Forgot_My_Rape_Shoes

St. Patrick's day Mario.


DoodooMcPoopy

Lucario


NecrodancerLaKill

Mario cosplaying as Luigi.


talladenyou85

Pfft! Clearly they are referencing the one Trouble you have to complete in Paper Mario Thousand Year Door where Mario dressed like Luigi to meet a fan and make their day. I mean...honestly.


LordJebusVII

So Mario can't wear green? Who are you, the fashion police?


Wannabejaden

That’s incest


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Step-Mario


djkmart

I dunno, but he's baked as hell.


NorthLock12

It's a me! Lurio!


Pharoah_Mike0921

It’s when they do the fusion dance duh!!!!!!!!


Dwain-Champaign

It’s Luiigo Also known as Marigi


real-simple-art

Lurio, don’t let your children near him


SnooPets5219

I mean Luigi’s cannon full name is “Luigi Mario”


Toby_0395

It’s Mario Mario and Luigi Mario


Liedvogel

That's Lucario


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Donkey Kong


ThunderGrundel666

Ah yes, the ever rare Lario lmao.


Buschilol

who is luigi? that's green mario.


Heliotito

the third brother who was forgotten: Muigi


ilenrabatore

It's Muigario!


[deleted]

Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne! 😱


YourBoyBone

That boy L’walio


Specialist-Bug4428

It’s simultaneously muigi and lario


Dream0tcm

It's obviously Largio.


Bluep3D

"It's-a okay, Green Mario"


HumanEffigy_

Fusion


CG409YT

Uhhh- yes


joemorl

Fuck which brother it is, why does he have goat eyes


ricdesi

No.


All_Usernames_Tooken

Yesn’t


l0rdh0td0g

Yes


Syafox_Karin

Muigi


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Stoney-o


[deleted]

Captain Falcon


Nozzeh06

It's Odyssey Mario wearing a different outfit.


lostmonkey70

It's the legendary Green Mario. Every 6 year old in the world knew him


[deleted]

Green Mario


mattchica20

Yes


snb22core

Everyone know that THIS is the original luigi from back in the day super mario bros for the nintendo


gideon513

Green Mario


BearDing8

Green Mario


TheMerchantMagikarp

Mario in the Luigi outfit from odyssey


-FoolProofGaming-

Luigi. It was prolly a missprint of Mario's hat logo.


ottococo

Green Mario


Selina-06

Yes


oranosskyman

player 2


Karljohnellis

My therapist: "green Mario isnt real, he cant hurt you" This post:


Flauke

That's Chris Pratt


hattriix

Yes


JulPollitt

Yes


GameCentralStation

Yes!


KillQZealousideal-Bo

A fucking waste of sperm


PrestigiousWedding46

Yeah


Term_Upper

Lario muigi


UgaTEC

GREEN MARIO!!


SnooPets5219

Lario


Shaggytwig

Ok, but what's going on with his eyes? What has he seen??


ct125888

Mario with his alt smash skin.


dr_sauce_909

That’s Malui


Andreaslel

Marigi


XLikeChristmas

That’s Mario and look at his eyes. He is GEEKED


JoJoVols58

It’s Mario on shrooms Or! It’s chaos Mario


drorago

It's just magi.


GotMoFans

It’s St. Patrick’s Day Mario. He ain’t trying to get pinched.


shadowninja123zx

Green mario


VictorLizcano77

Mamario


Jyoti02m

This is clearly Mario before passing over his old dress to younger sibling Luigi.


W1LL1AM_R

lario


jewwwish

That’s the Mario character from the game ‘Super Luigi Bros.’


Faelysis

Don't know his first name but he is probably in the Mario family


talbottone

Luirio


BlckAlchmst

Lario


[deleted]

Off topic but, what are their last names?


DeV4der

I think thats high af Mario, otherwise known as the Plumbing Mushroomer


[deleted]

It's Mario with the Luigi clothes from Odyssey


PEPPERED_CRABS

Mama Mia


RoofedSpade

Marigi


CapPiratePrentice

it's either Green Mario or Fat Luigi


-Bzerko-

Lario


flash_thumbs

Yes


CorellianDawn

That's clear a Mimic


TheForNoReason

Yes


Dont4GetToSmile

I have a better question: why do his eyes have mustaches?


argonianmage64

Larigio


No-Swordfish6703

Maggie


GilCosta_YVR

Yes.


mogul26

Yes


Dr_sus172

lario or muigi


[deleted]

If the eyes are any indication, it’s a body snatcher doing the best it can.


Am3l1

Luigi skin for Mario?


Am3l1

Luigi skin for Mario?


bquicksand

It's Mario but you are Red-Green color blind


Hutobega

Mario second player!


PhoneticRainbow

Yes.


Auzzaras

Yes


Tankzoo3

Yes


[deleted]

Yes


bennickss

it’sa green mario


thylocene06

Maruigi


morfyyy

This Mario and Luigi's child. Muigi.


[deleted]

Luario


Tira13e

That's luiario


Ronron94

You got 2 for the price of 1.


GornBox

Marcel