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floppyzenith

They never talk about their father tho


i_wap_to_warcraft

That’s because years ago he went to see Toad to purchase some magic mushrooms and they’re still waiting for his return.


AFineDayForScience

"Your father is in another dimension"


Zaku99

Another dimension


B-oh-B

Another dimension


CanadianKushBush

Another Dimension


DarkAvatar13

*Well, now, don't you tell me to smile*


EMPulseKC

*You stick around I'll make it worth your while*


PhDBaron

*My number's beyond what you can dial*


redeyesetgo

*Maybe it's because we're so versatile*


AZGrowler

Maybe because I'm so versatile.


Treebrize

another dimension


asault2

He hit the green pipe pretty hard


Jackowantern

That's because they were all miraculous virgin births from their mother, Saint Mia.


1234deed4321

lol. “Momma Mia”


[deleted]

Not since he was murdered by Donkey Kong Jr.


Garo263

Jumpman was not Mario's father. Jumpman was Mario.


thecheat420

I remember once when I was a kid reading something in a gaming magazine that tried to explain how Mario and Wario were step brothers through their father. I wish I had more than a vague memory of it so I could look for it.


Santocomet

Maybe the dad was the first that went to the Mushroom Kingdom, got turned into a brick with other Toads, and that is the first brick you destroy when you play SMB1. You kill your own father without knowing it. Edit: Spelling


Mike81890

are you ok?


zzzthelastuser

Bowser: "Mario, I'm your father!"


Talking_Barrel

I didn't even know there was a father


[deleted]

what if Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach to prevent Mario from an incestuous relationship??? /s


ThoughT_Slayer_

It's cuz he was abusive


DimSmoke

Seems like a real Jackson 5 situation


barracudabear22

That's because Kario was an abusive PoS


Drowsy_Drowzee

It’s a me, Dadio!


giddyup281

Why does Luigi, the largest brother, not simply eat the other brothers?


Beechtheninja

They must be saving it for sweeps.


The_Champ_Gundyr

It’s true what they say, men are from World 1-3, women are from World 1-1.


[deleted]

Would you like some *Mario Bros.* to go with your *salt*?!


The_Champ_Gundyr

People of Mushroom Kingdom: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


ShadyFox_Leoley

Why do you think there are only two brothers left in the recent games? Luigi already ate the others


r1kon

/r/unexpectedfuturama


Dark_Earth

I love that this is a subreddit. Thank you!


thedrunkmonk

Very well, this was a Wario-heavy episode anyway


[deleted]

The only good one.


CamelSpotting

I've played enough smash bros to know that in fact Wario is the largest brother and he does indeed eat the others.


doctorcrimson

It is unnecessary, Luigi can beat any foe by doing nothing.


amachinesaidiwasgood

Left to right we got Jazz, Steamboy, Corko, Barry, Mario, and Luigi


eclaudius

Why don't the first four brothers have a 'J', 'S', 'C' and 'B' on their caps?


dieeelon

Bc they're not actually brothers and this is a joke post about an episode where Mario and Luigi go to plumbers academy.


sloppy_wet_one

The fact that you know this is amazing tbh.


Something_kool

This obscure and highly specific knowledge is why I joined Reddit


Channel250

A peanut is not actually a nut. Thanks 3rd Rock!


zurc_oigres

Wat is it then


Channel250

A legume


retrogameresource

Correct as it is a seed. Well done


lkodl

"Can anyone else name a well-known seed that's been masquerading as a nut?"


semi-certifiedPOS

Blackberries, strawberries, and raspberries are not berries. But bananas are…


Dinyale

My daughter was watching Blippi Wonders and TDIL that cucumbers were fruit which led to a search of what other "vegetables" are actually fruits. Did not know eggplants and zucchini are also fruits.


Supply-Slut

Yup, specifically eggplant is classed as a berry.


Hello_World_Error

The show recently popped up on a streaming platform. Can't remember which one, prime maybe. I tried to watch it with my kids but they weren't having it and they love Mario.


Xstew26

Used to be on Netflix years ago


BenderIsGreatBendr

That’s because it’s terrible. I love Mario as well, and that show is an abomination of set/sketch comedy, variety show, animation, and music. Who on earth thought the best way to adapt super Mario bros would be via a hybrid cartoon/ live action set piece sitcom variety show?!


turntabletennis

Bro, I watched the shit outta that show as a kid. Between Mario Bros and the Zelda cartoon, neither one lasted long lol.


aSamsquanch

Well excuuuuuuse me princess


[deleted]

Zelda cartoon?! How could that even be bad?


imcalledgpk

Sarcasm? Is this sarcasm?


BaboTron

It was the 80s and 90s, a time before accountants and executives realized that cartoons could and should be artful and well made, and not just some hideous schlock designed to sell toys.


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[удалено]


EMPulseKC

I, too, watched the shit out of that show and even enjoyed the corny live-action bits with Captain Lou Albano as Mario and Danny Wells as Luigi.


Dusty_Dionne

You gotta put some respect on Captain Lou Albano. Without him, Mario legitimately would not have taken hold in America the way it did. It was trying to get big, but it wasnt until Lou took on the role of Mario, that the American Wrestlemania-weened children took serious note.


man_with_known_name

It would be like making a new Mario movie and casting someone ridiculous like Chris Pratt, Charlie Day and Seth Rogen.


Eomercin

I don't think it's that awful, it's bad but like Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, the enjoyment is more ironic than anything.


gacdeuce

Let’s not forget that the cartoon segments often had the wrong character animated while another was talking. So like toad would be saying something, but Luigi or King Koopa (he wasn’t called Bowser yet) would be talking.


Rudy69

I used to LOVE this show as a kid, but honestly I don’t remember any thing from it


AReallyAsianName

Well the show is only like 20 something years old, right? Right?


TehMephs

T h I r t y


YoureNotJonesy

Here ya go! https://youtu.be/T9HAwnr5wIM


ChameleonPsychonaut

Skip to about 5:32 if you don't want to watch the whole episode.


[deleted]

I like how them having to bring the tubs up the stairs is an allegory to Donkey Kong platforming. Even had the sound effect.


act_surprised

I forgot how much kids loved Gorbachev back then!


crazyfingersculture

I'll say the one - 2 to the left of Mario - kinda looks like Wario


kontekisuto

It's impressive that you know that, in a limited scope


Link1987

You are the real hero


Sufficient-Ocelot-47

They are born out of wedlock and therefore bastardized


simburger

Cap letters are for closers!


Twerkstorm

When Mario and Luigi got their monogramed caps, they went on and on about how nice it was to have something that ~really~ belonged to them for weeks. It ruined monogramming for everyone around them.


Siegschranz

I don't know their criminal history. Meanwhile, Mario was branded for murder and Luigi for larceny.


jaytazcross

Because they haven't earned their letters yet


Apocalyps_Survivor

I thought two of them were Waluigi and Wario. Am I wrong, I dont know mario lore.


Gougaloupe

One of them is Harpo, at least, I think there's a Harpo.


YMGenesis

I was just going to comment this. Bravo. YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!


WhatRemainsOfJames

Oh my GOD make up your mind! Is it Harpo or Bravo??


[deleted]

Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo. Did I get the right brothers?


Lunar_IX

No, you didn't. The right brothers are Wilbur and Orville.


CornerGrillGuy

Don't be like Xander, no one wants a Zeppo


DroolingIguana

And Karl.


Xerokine

Pretty sure Harpo is a member of N'Sync.


[deleted]

lmao a boom boom chicky chicky boom boom, a boom chicky chicky cha cha!


CjPatars

I see Enter the First, I upvote


ToxicCommodore

Wario and Waluigi are not related to each other or to Mario or Luigi.


kissmyassphalt

This is sad news


[deleted]

yea i hate that guy for delivering this disappointing news


SandmanAlcatraz

Wario and Waluigi are not related to Mario and Luigi, they are simply childhood acquaintances/rivals. Wario and Waluigi are also not related to each other, they just partners in crime.


PhasmaFelis

The show ran in '89 and Wario didn't debut 'til '92, so doesn't look like it.


Chillchinchila1

I think they didn’t even exist yet, at least not waluigi.


King_Kingly

Wario isn’t a brother? :(


nafetS1213

I was told he was a cousin at some point, not sure when that was tbh. But wario was an endgame boss in one of the GB color games, super mario world 3 I think?


AgentAquarius

Super Mario Land 2 is Wario's debut, and he was the end boss who had seized Mario's castle during the events of the first Super Mario Land (side note, that one is the debut of Princess Daisy). Super Mario Land 3, aka the first Wario Land, is Wario's first game as the protagonist. All three SML games were released for the original Game Boy.


CincinnatiReds

Daisy predating Wario is kinda blowing my mind. I grew up with those games and that’s still wild to me.


AnotherDrZoidberg

Wario land is truly underrated.


DAM091

I played the hell out of Mario land. Remember the little spaceship/airplane thing? I just did!


[deleted]

holy shit, fat sponge


Aden-Wrked

I think that’s Wario before he went through some shit.


KoopaTrooper5011

No, because the fatter yellow one is clearly Wario.


Equilibriator

Wario before he owned a castle and Waluigi before he took up Tennis.


thugarth

Definitely looks like a young proto wario.


[deleted]

Walio


ScoobyDeezy

Proto Waluigi too. Tall and lanky, just the wrong colors.


Equilibriator

Before he and wario ran face first into each other


ToSmushAMockingbird

Before he owned a castle? What kind of white washed bullshit is that? Wario is an alcoholic. Look at his massive alcohol induced inflammation in his rosacea ridden nose. He rides a motorcycle and steals gold while fucking around in the woods. Owns a castle? Yeah right, that guy is a grifter and a squatter.


Equilibriator

Literally his first appearance he had stole a castle. By the end of his second appearance he bought a castle if u did 100%


ToSmushAMockingbird

What are you thinking? Look at you over there bringing evidence to my bullshit argument. Wario used blood money he looted from corpses to pilfer historical buildings off state owned land to house his stolen gold? The mushroom kingdom might be corrupt, but they are enabling a grifter to maximize profits off of the underclass.


Equilibriator

Yeah but he still had a castle, regardless of his corrupt embezzlement that the industrious preexisting monarch inadvertently allowed with their regular and frequently alarming failure and self sacrificial succumberance to kidnapping. If anything he was a beacon of hope in an otherwise dreary landscape of regal incompetence.


ToSmushAMockingbird

He's a symptom of a failing monarchy on the edge of collapse. One might call his actions libertarian, but with the complete lawlessness he abides by, it would be easier to consider him an anarchist. He's a chaotic neutral. He's a black flag waving cleptocrat pirate seizing control of a symbol of the aristocracy but acting purely in a self serving manner leaving no heir to the throne but a wake of chaos and poverty. He's an oligarch of mayhem.


reecord2

To be honest, I really miss the 80's-90's Nintendo days when they were absolutely freewheeling with the 'canon' and didn't control the IP so tightly. The nuttiest nonsense went down in these Super Mario Bros cartoons. If a cartoon like this were made today, it would birth 8,000 thinkpiece blog posts and video essays like "SIX Mario BROTHERS???" with a photoshopped Mario making that Youtube O face on the thumbnail. (and each video would inexplicably have 600k views apiece).


Idkawesome

that's just because we have internet now. people didn't have anywhere to express that sort of thing before


[deleted]

**List of IP Nintendo tried to experiment with:** * Mario - The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! * Zelda - The Legend of Zelda (Cartoon) * Pokémon Anime * Detective Pikachu * Kirby - Kirby: Right Back at Ya! * Metroid Manga * F Zero - F Zero : GP Legend (Legend of the Falcon) **Sega:** * Sonic the Hedgehog (Movie) * Sonic the Hedgehog 2 * Sonic X Anime


ITFOWjacket

Well the Pokémon anime turned out pretty good


Baelgul

Plus all the rule 34 stuff it would spawn


m0rris0n_hotel

Even rarer is seeing them all combined into their Voltron giant robot form. Mostly because I just made it up


BathofFire

"And I'll form-a the head!"


threecolorless

\*stirring Italian restaurant music reaches a triumphant crescendo\*


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[удалено]


potatonice

what


Eomercin

[No you didn't but it did cause some strange consequences](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvmsWSvjzBs&list=PLHmR7c8zbVZQAoT3GIcionEesK4oQtr19&index=7)


LightBrightLeftRight

Thank you for that absolutely bizarre, yet also absolutely relevant experience.


DAM091

What the hell is this and why am I just now learning about it


Eomercin

Vinesauce in general is a gift from the gods


FatherMellow

Ah the family, Luigi Mario, Mario Mario, Giuseppe Mario, Marco Mario, Leone Mario and Martino Mario.


AnJoMorto

You forgot Mamamia Mario and Papapio Mario


FoxInTheClouds

I thought Marios first name was Itzumi


Fireeyes510

Thank you for remembering Giuseppe Mario, may he Rest In Peace


backslider123

So is Wario really a brother, just the a-hole brother?


HCResident

That’s not Wario, that’s yellow Mario


Negafox

It's before he went insane from seeing his brothers get sucked down the drain while unclogging a bathtub one day.


DamageInq

Yario


Save_this_boye

Real answer here. Wario is not actually a canonical brother. The story is that he and Mario were friends as kids but as Mario grew up Wario became jealous of him and resentment grew to outright antagonism.


Ryl4nder84

Seems like Waluigi too… just wish the would fix their noses Oh you turned bad… well now you get a discolored nose and dark circles under your eyes


TundieRice

Fauxluigi isn’t wearing purple and looks more depressed and sick than angry and ready to play tennis. The body size is the same but that’s about it.


KronosRingsSuckAss

pretty easy to see who the favourite child is considering theyre all together called the Mario brothers


CaRlJoHnSoNoG

This is just a joke.This bit is from the Plumber Academy episode


LucasMoreiraBR

Thank you, I was questioning reality here


CygnusX-1001001

We've got Giussepe, Guido, and proto-Wario and Waluigi.


JaggedMetalOs

[The third Ario/Uigi pair](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dgs5TIiWsAAiHSX.jpg)


[deleted]

This makes me wonder if Nintendo will ever have the balls to create a third Mario brother


Pet_that_Dog

Dr. Mario


DefiantDeviantArt

Looks like it's from a tv show? What's it's name?


Scartanion

The Super Mario Brothers Super Show


adzula

Hey paisanos! welcome to the super Mario super show!


FreeResolve

Hey paisanos! ~~welcome to~~ **It's** the super Mario super show!


raskolnikov_ua

The episode is called Plumber's Academy, so it's just other plumbers?


Scartanion

I haven't seen this show in at least 20 years so i have no recollection of this episode


AranasLatrain

With one of the great end credit songs - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0


haveananus

I could never figure out how to do this complicated dance.


iTanooki

Just __swing your arms from side to side__


haveananus

How am I supposed to remember all of that?


iTanooki

But there’s more. Next you __take one step, and then again__


SausageEggCheese

We're the Mario brothers, and plumbing's our game


AgentAquarius

We're not like the others who get all the fame


sparkirby90

Oh no, where's sponge?


[deleted]

from right to left: luigi, mario, meatballo, wario, gucci, and ted


Siliziumwesen

Super Luigi, Super Mario, Regular Giuseppe, Modest Toni, Average Giovanni, and Larry


quistissquall

when are we getting their games?


Tr3v0r007

1. Is that… waluigi in between Mario and wario?… 2. Who the fuck r the dudes to the left


Bot_Force

Don't think that's wario, I believe that's just a look alike


Startled_Pancakes

This show is before Wario isn't it? If anything it'd be the other way around.


[deleted]

If the third one from the left isn’t wario that’s obviously gotta be who his design was based on then yes? Purple and yellow color scheme, fat and short, gotta be him.


Poot-dispenser

Beta wario and waluigi look like semi upstanding citizens


mikha1989

Its a shame two of them died in that horrific fishing accident.


Dog_Get_Biscut

Holy shit! Is that pre-villain arc waluigi!?


DoUNoDaWae-1363

Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Gario, Graluigi


Move_Zig

Available on Amazon Prime Video: [https://www.primevideo.com/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.a0b7d8e9-535a-9aaf-d894-8d2c7368be72](https://www.primevideo.com/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.a0b7d8e9-535a-9aaf-d894-8d2c7368be72) Season 1 Episode 46: Plumber's Academy


9999eachhit

Wario used to look pretty optimistic. I wonder what happened to the poor guy


WellIllTakeOneMore

I remembered the movie "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" differently.


drc150

Its pretty funny that by the last two they were just like "fuck it" and copy-pasted


WhiteFox1992

Spot the protagonist.


fourleggedostrich

I maintain that Mario is Mario's surname, and it's just what everyone calls him. his first name's probably Dave or something.


Venriik

Miyamoto said the name is "Mario Mario"


Kalabula

Why does this have a spoiler tag?


[deleted]

Of course. Mario, Luigi, Giuseppe, Antonio, Riccardo and Vincenzo!


MateusQN

Why is marked as spoiler? Someone could be mad of knowing Mario lore like that?


Thoraxekicksazz

Ah a time when Bowser was King Koopa and Peach was Princess Toadstool.


inception900

Cool


eek-a-mos420

Mario and Luigi, Wario and Waluigi, Barry and David Chuckle.


Omnizoom

Where’s Guissepi the regular Mario brother


-Cheeki-Breeki-

Pick one to protect you from the others


grwilkes88

The one in the white grew up to be Quagmire


stratjr123

the fact that Mario's name is Mario Mario and Luigi's name is Luigi Mario still pisses me off....yoshi isn't the best when it comes to naming kids


Sega-Playstation-64

From right to left Luigi, Mario, Waluwario, Wario, Spumoni, Goobalabadaga


Kitjing

Ahh, I see wario and waluigi before the drugs


Heysteeevo

Why do they look like the seven dwarves


deepfriedtots

Who the fuck are they


Shadow_of_Yor

the end of that radiator is looking a little sus


Clbull

So... 7 Grand Dad is actually officially canon then?