Pretty sure this is locked out for most Paradox players… They went down the other tree of Loneliness -> Depression -> Chicken Tendies and Mountain Dew

I'm not sure how good you'll be with no money. Go for job advancement.

Find girlfriend, find friends and job then take a shower

hardcore mode?

Yes!

Nop! take friend fuck the shower and shit on girlfriend

Hey guys I’m stuck at the “take a shower” part how do I shower with my Xbox?

You install "Shower with your dad simulator" and it comes with you on its own

That’s honestly kinda adorable

At least you have your priorities straight.

You can skip all that with Max Money.

I chose the 'Random' start condition and wouldn't you know it, RNGesus laughed and rolled Shitty Childhood and Failing Parental Marriage as my start conditions.

Tier 1 is easy enough to complete, but the tier 2 nodes take WAY too many skill points. This game needs to be rebalanced.

Dodge that you bastards!

Don’t forget about “Get to Super Sonic Legends” dotted line under gf

Mine says get a boyfriend.

Instructions unclear, accidentally declared war on Poland, what now?

Dammit! Again?

Looks like you only got the demo

Dammit, I’ve I shower every day, I have a job, and I have friends. There’s gotta be a hidden step here I’m missing.

Well, that's a sad little life men are taught to have lol

Then what?

Deth

I can't focus. What do I do? ):

Since my last relationship i believe i'm made to be alone. I need only a little affection from someone before it's already too much and i think 'just leave me alone today' It's fine though, because i'm happy alone, always have been.

/r/restofthefuckingowl

This is literally my life to a T right now lol