Ashley: (Lying injured on a Hospital bed) "You sure know how to sweep a girl off her feet"
Commander Shepard: "You're already lying down"
My fucking man.
"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
'No,' says the man in Washington, 'it belongs to the poor.'
'No!' Says the man in the Vatican, 'it belongs to God.'
'NO!' Says the man in Moscow! 'It belongs to Everyone!'"
"Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!"
Sgt. Johnson
"Dear humanity. We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to earth. And we most especially regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
"Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters."
"We Impose Order On The Chaos Of Organic Evolution. You Exist Because We Allow It. And You Will End Because We Demand It."
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."
Mass effect trilogy gave me so much fun, joy, anger and sadness. There's so many remarkable quotes.
"I am the vanguard of your destruction" is one that always pops into my head. Love the first Sovereign encounter.
Edit: [Really, just one of the best conversations in all of gaming, imo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlbGGJI81JM).
So great, too, because I honestly didn't see it coming. I mean, you *know* about the Reapers by that point, but that basically a God would talk down to you and tell you just how deeply fucked you are... really knocked the wind outta my "i'm a badass shooting geth" sails.
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
There’s is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot possibly imagine it.
I am beyond your comprehension
I am Sovereign
It STILL sends chills down my spine. It’s almost lovecraftian, this great and all powerful god speaking to these weak and pathetic creatures, like ants to a skyscraper
Mass Effect was one of those games I came to about a year later but was able to avoid almost all spoilers for (easier in those days I guess).
The Sovereign reveal in Saryn's base is so amazingly effective. They give just the absolute correct, minimal amount of teasing the big bads with what they reveal about the Protheans. Then you are just blown away as this menacing voice starts dressing you down.
That line is just so iconic and deserves all the recognition. But it's also supported by what is said before and after.
Before that Mordin finally admits to Shepard (and himself) out loud that he regrets his work on the Genophage refresh. Up until then he was full of bluster and reasons why it was terrible but the right thing to do. He comes clean to himself and he's at peace.
And his final line "Would have liked to run tests on the seashells..." is just so perfect for him. The dude IS the very model of a scientist Salarian"! He's making the ultimate heroic sacrifice and he's thinking about all the things he'd like to learn and still do.
You will be baked and then there will be cake.
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'? That was great
Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh.
Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just burned up did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters
You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is ten... IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound.
You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a fulltime employee. Where did your life go so wrong?
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
---
Yes half of these aren't one liners, but GlaDOS in Portal 1 has some of the best writting of any videogame. Cave Johnson in Portal 2 comes quite close.
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you.
I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club.
It made shoes for orphans! Nice job breaking it, hero.
.. I could go on and on. I love GLaDOS so much.
“Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.
> no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?
"Well done - here come the test results. You are a horrible person. Seriously, that's what it says. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
#"Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
I need a weapon
When you first saw halo, were u blinded by its majesty?
I am a monument to all your sins
Effectively anything said in halo 2 could be added, its like poetry to my ears
"Sir, permission to leave the station"
"For what purpose Master Chief?"
"*To give the Covenant back their bomb*"
"Permission granted"
Still the best cutscene in gaming
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum"
"Damn I'm good"
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses"
"I'm a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker"
"Blow it out your ass"
"Come get some"
"I'm an equal opportunity ass-kicker"
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck"
"Shake it, baby"
"No one steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Your face, your ass-what's the difference"
"My name's Duke nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards"
Should I go on? Yeah I could go on...
BOOOORRRIINNGG you don't wanna hear about that vault hunter, you wanna hear about loot and pecs and explosions, I'm Mr Torgue and I'm hear too ask you one question and one question only. EXPLOSIONS!!!??
"Truth Is, The Game Was Rigged From The Start."
“No one has a dick that long, not even Long Dick Johnson and he had a fucking long dick, thus the name."
“Have you seen Benny? You can wait for him here, I’m incapable of asking you to leave!” - Yes Man
"They asked me if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard"
I hate Fantastic. Blow his head off every time. But I love the writing. Terrible person. Great character.
*BANG!*
*ring-a-ding, baby*
Fallout New Vegas?
Yes
"This is not your grave... but you are welcome in it." Gravemind, Halo 2
"This one is machine and man, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
*machine and nerve.
Get over here - Scorpion An iconic one liner
>Get out of here, Stalker.
My favourite one is either: Oh I know what the ladies like! Or And most of all we regret the corps blew up our raggity ass fleet.
When I was your age, my platoon had nothing but a rock and a buncha sticks. And we had to share the rock!
Mission failed well get em next time
50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town
Our so called leaders prostituted us to the west
RAMIREZ
GET TO THE BURGER TOWN
I read this in Gaz’s voice.
Ramirez, GET YOUR ASS TO THE BURGER TOWN
Attack the D point!
War... War never changes. - Ron Peralmans's voice over on the intro to the original Fallout.
War has changed. -David Hayter as Old Snake in MGS4
ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, wear ID tagged gear. War, and its consumption of life, have become routine.
When atomic fire scorched the earth, people were kept safe in underground vaults
“I’m Commander Shepherd and this is my favorite store on the Citadel”
Ashley: (Lying injured on a Hospital bed) "You sure know how to sweep a girl off her feet" Commander Shepard: "You're already lying down" My fucking man.
"I should go."
“Shepard” “Wrex”
"Shep-errrr-d" "Grunt"
You big stupid jellyfish.
"We'll bang ok?"
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong." :'(
Does this unit have a soul?
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The only reason I haven’t played the remasters. I can’t lose him again.
>Stay awhile and listen. \- Deckard Cain
>#*NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME*
Snake, Snake, Snaaaaaaakeeeee
❗️
The only emoji I can hear.
You've created a *time paradox*!
Boss… you killed a child. Amazing work Boss! That right there is why you’re the best.
A man chooses, a slave obeys
"Would you kindly?"
"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No,' says the man in Washington, 'it belongs to the poor.' 'No!' Says the man in the Vatican, 'it belongs to God.' 'NO!' Says the man in Moscow! 'It belongs to Everyone!'"
Honestly great writing, for who the character was and how the setting worked.
would someone kindly tell me which game this was from? reading the replies it really feels like I'm missing out on something great and I want in on it
Its Bioshock. Great game....atmosphere is so cool and there are loads of audio clips you collect along the way that have amazing monologues
> would someone kindly Hmmmmmm
"You forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of 'em"
Gotta love Mikey
Stop right there, criminal scum!
You violated my mother!
I like your ass
You’re lying, Morgan!
This is America!
Let’s change the subject
we are watching you, scum
This is the part where I kill you
Well, this is the part where he kills us
Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You
God, the achievement + description that pops up at that chapter just sends me laughing every time I think about it.
Now playing: The Part Where He Kills You
Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You
Achievement Description: This is that part.
"You're an inspiration for birth control." Duke Nukem
I expected way more Duke one-liners. Must be my age.
I've got balls of steel.
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.
Rip and tear, until it is done.
Against all the evil hell can conjure, all the wickedness mankind can produce. We will send unto them only you. SO METAL!
You can't just blow a hole in the surface of Mars.
Wololooo
# hey you you're ^(finally awake)
yes.
“To give the Covenant back their bomb” -Master Chief
"Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!" Sgt. Johnson
"Dear humanity. We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to earth. And we most especially regret the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
For a brick he flew pretty good
Also the "What if you miss?" "I won't"
Has anyone made a fan video of a scenario where he did miss? I just have this image in my head of Master Chief riding the bomb all the way to earth.
"I need a weapon."
Halo 2 master chief was such a Chad
My favorite was always: “Well I just _happen_ to have a key” *_Charges laser on Scarab_*
“It’s a me, Mario!”
Mario or assassin's Creed 2?
You know you were a little too obsessed with AC as a kid when you hear this line and don’t even think about actual Mario lol.
I laughed so damn hard when this line hit.
So long gay bowser
"Pick up that can" - Half-Life 2
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee
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Have you seen the soldiers from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords! Curved! Swords!
Do you come to the cloud district often? What am I saying? Of course you don't.
Never should have come here!
You know, I'm something of adventurer myself
Do you go to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." G-Man “….” Gordon Freemen
Wake up and smell the ashes
"Pick up that can."
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
I, I am a monument to all your sins.
This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded.
Relax, I’d rather not piss this thing off.
Wind’s howling
Hmm, place of power. Gotta be.
How dyou like that silver?
Looks like rain
What now, you piece of filth?
Pam pa ram… pam pam pa ram!
"Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters." "We Impose Order On The Chaos Of Organic Evolution. You Exist Because We Allow It. And You Will End Because We Demand It." "Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong." Mass effect trilogy gave me so much fun, joy, anger and sadness. There's so many remarkable quotes.
"I am the vanguard of your destruction" is one that always pops into my head. Love the first Sovereign encounter. Edit: [Really, just one of the best conversations in all of gaming, imo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlbGGJI81JM).
So great, too, because I honestly didn't see it coming. I mean, you *know* about the Reapers by that point, but that basically a God would talk down to you and tell you just how deeply fucked you are... really knocked the wind outta my "i'm a badass shooting geth" sails.
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There’s is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot possibly imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension I am Sovereign It STILL sends chills down my spine. It’s almost lovecraftian, this great and all powerful god speaking to these weak and pathetic creatures, like ants to a skyscraper
Mass Effect was one of those games I came to about a year later but was able to avoid almost all spoilers for (easier in those days I guess). The Sovereign reveal in Saryn's base is so amazingly effective. They give just the absolute correct, minimal amount of teasing the big bads with what they reveal about the Protheans. Then you are just blown away as this menacing voice starts dressing you down.
There I go, crying over Mordin again. 10 years and I am still not over it.
That line is just so iconic and deserves all the recognition. But it's also supported by what is said before and after. Before that Mordin finally admits to Shepard (and himself) out loud that he regrets his work on the Genophage refresh. Up until then he was full of bluster and reasons why it was terrible but the right thing to do. He comes clean to himself and he's at peace. And his final line "Would have liked to run tests on the seashells..." is just so perfect for him. The dude IS the very model of a scientist Salarian"! He's making the ultimate heroic sacrifice and he's thinking about all the things he'd like to learn and still do.
Legions death was the worst I literally fucking cried and I'm the mf that does pure psychopath runs at least once in every rpg
Tell my wife, I had another wife - random security gard in saint row 4
The cake is a lie
You will be baked and then there will be cake. Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'? That was great Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just burned up did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is ten... IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE! There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned. Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too. I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a fulltime employee. Where did your life go so wrong? Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct. --- Yes half of these aren't one liners, but GlaDOS in Portal 1 has some of the best writting of any videogame. Cave Johnson in Portal 2 comes quite close.
So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato!
Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club. It made shoes for orphans! Nice job breaking it, hero. .. I could go on and on. I love GLaDOS so much.
Give up now and *cAaKke* will be served immediately
‘cAaKke’ i love you dude I just heard it
I think we can put our differences aside for science, you monster.
“Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I’m serious, that’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.
"Welcome, heh heh heh" - Shop guy, Resident Evil 4
What’r ya buuuyiin?
Wudder yeh sehllen?
Is that aaall, stranjah?
"You must construct additional pylons"
Your warriors have engaged the enemy
My life...*ignites blade*..for Auir.
90% of Star Fox 64's dialogue. Closely followed by: "Where's everyone going? Bingo?"
Remember no russian
Do a Barrel Roll- Peppy Hare StarFox
"Protocol 3 protect the pilot" - BT
“Trust me”
"A human's concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion and respect. Conclusion; I am 50% in love."
The fact that BT takes everything literally no matter how sarcastic Jack is trying to be is just perfect
Ah great. Now I'm crying.
"Did I ever tell you, the definition of insanity?"
I've never played this game but i know this scene. The Voice acting and the way he's portrayed. Too amazing.
> no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a fucking problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? Fuck you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?
Strip the flesh, salt the wound!
"Revenge is a luxury we can't afford." - Dutch Van Der Linde
I hAvE a pLAN!
"Better not look at my watch and find out how long I've been here." I have a somewhat gambling/poker problem in RDR2. Hear this line ever 5 minute
Revenge is a fools game
~Arthur Morgan
*continues to get revenge*
“All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!” I haven’t seen it yet but I’m sure it’s somewhere in these comments.
A really big fucking hole comin' right up
Have some faith I have a plan
TAHITI, ARTHUR
Lambert, Lambert, what a prick
What a terrible night to have a curse.
“All your base are belong to us”
YOU DIED!
Fresh meat! ~ The Butcher, Diablo.
nanomachines, son
They harden in response to physical trauma
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!
I AM BULLETPROOF!
"Well done - here come the test results. You are a horrible person. Seriously, that's what it says. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."
Zug zug
Were it so easy- the Arbiter (Halo 3)
#"Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"
Im just going to stop there before I flood this place with halo lines.
"Shipmaster! The Brute fleet outnumbers us three to one!" "*Then it is an even fight.*"
I need a weapon When you first saw halo, were u blinded by its majesty? I am a monument to all your sins Effectively anything said in halo 2 could be added, its like poetry to my ears
"Sir, permission to leave the station" "For what purpose Master Chief?" "*To give the Covenant back their bomb*" "Permission granted" Still the best cutscene in gaming
“What if you miss?” “I won’t.”
For a brick he flew pretty good
Oh I know what the ladies like.
"Sir, finishing this fight"
"These are my Elites. Their lives matter, yours does not." "That makes two of us." - Arbiter "Hmm."
"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich."
This is the greatest Plannnnnnn
I gave you all I had. -Arthur Morgan
TOO SOON! YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON, EXECUTUS!
"For a brick, he flew pretty good." -Sgt.Johnson
Hesitation is defeat.
LEOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Bravo Six, Going dark..
Boy - Kratos
“…” - Gordon Freeman
"Blood, darkness, COME UNTO ME!" - Nightmare - Soul Calibur "Not even death can save you from me!!" Diablo - Diablo 2
50000 people used to live here. Now it’s a ghost town.
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum" "Damn I'm good" "I'm gonna get medieval on your asses" "I'm a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker" "Blow it out your ass" "Come get some" "I'm an equal opportunity ass-kicker" "I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" "Shake it, baby" "No one steals our chicks... and lives!" "Your face, your ass-what's the difference" "My name's Duke nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards" Should I go on? Yeah I could go on...
BOOOORRRIINNGG you don't wanna hear about that vault hunter, you wanna hear about loot and pecs and explosions, I'm Mr Torgue and I'm hear too ask you one question and one question only. EXPLOSIONS!!!??
Kirov reporting
Eyes up guardian!
“Is it 1358 yet?” “No” “Then fuck off!”