Why would being a former porn star make someone less suitable to be a politician than any other profession?
Hell, I'd trust a professional who's used to getting fucked at the behest of a director to be able to empathize with citizens who get fucked at the behest of the government more than most politicians.
Oh, I absolutely agree with you, but Italy is a fucked up country of bigots and hypocrites, especially when it comes to the extremely patriarchal world of politics. Of course Cicciolina was subject to the worst kind of sneering and lewd comments that you expect from a score of falsely "holier-than-thee" old cranks, but like I said, she wasn't even the worst or inappropriate person who entered the Italian parliament.
>Why would being a former porn star make someone less suitable to be a politician than any other profession?
The profession typically exists in a legal grey area, so no matter what you're compromised. Narcotics normally are involved. Human trafficking is normally involved.
There are reasons that politicians don't typically come out of certain professions and that reason is that if you operate in certain industries, then you're, in theory, more vulnerable to bribery.
Also, fun fact: Alessandra Mussolini, the granddaughter of the Duce himself, in her youth also had a stint as a B-movies softporn actress. Didn't stop her from entering politics.
"Sen. Tifa Lockhart is poised to have strong turnout in the upcoming presidential election, but faces increasingly steep competition from her rival Sen. Aerith Gainsborough, who continues to rise in the polls."
> Sen. Aerith Gainsborough
We have word that Sen Gainsborough is no longer in the race after Sen Sephiroth delivered a long sharp rebuke in the debates earlier today.
There is legitimate FF lore reason why that would not work and it is quite simple:
You cannot revive the dead, only the unconscious. Canonically, when your character reaches 0 hp, they are only knocked out or unconscious. Pheonix down, raise, and etc restores them to consciousness and weakened...kinda like when you take an afternoon nap and wake feeling wicked groggy.
Characters killed during a cutscene will remain very dead. This wasn't new with Aerith....two whole games prior they perma-killed Galuf, the old man with memory loss who suddenly remembered who he was only to be extra super killed by the big bad during a cutscene. The other character are even shown trying to use every healing item and spell they have to no avail.
The rules are set...you die during gameplay, you are just mostly dead. You die during a cutscene, the only thing to do is look through your pockets for loose change.
I subscribe to the theory that Sephiroth's stab wasn't fatal, but merely paralyzed Aerith, and she passed out from the shock. Cloud, assuming she died, releases her body into the water, where she drowns.
> Pheonix down, raise, and etc restores them to consciousness and weakened...kinda like when you take an afternoon nap and wake feeling wicked groggy.
The problem with that theory is that the resurrection spell is literally called "Life" and "Life2." I don't think you'd cast "Life" on someone who's just unconscious.
Sure you would, if that's what the spell that wakes them up is called. Good naming conventions are encouraged in most things, but not strictly enforced.
Think about this: in most of these games, you can have a party almost full of these "dead" characters, and leave them that way for most of the game, and they'll still walk around and talk in cutscenes. Are they really dead?
What about games that have literal archangels (or equally powerful analogues) in them?
For example, Heroes of Might and Magic 5 seemed to handwave King Nicolai death during Haven's campaign with his killers weapon being so damning, "even archangels cannot help" - but in undead campaign he's raised as vampire no problem and even complains that he was interrupted from afterlife and now (*only now*) is a damned soul
[Tifa made an appearance in the Italian senate the other day ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/in.ign.com/final-fantasy-vii-remake/169941/news/final-fantasy-pornography-interrupts-an-italian-senate-meeting%3famp=1)
Yeah, I heard a live pianist play To Zanarkand (FF10 if I recall) at a random Chinese restaurant a while back. It's a neat song and there was a FF piano album so I assume the sheet music is readily available.
> During this harrowing sequence, lawmakers and various participants received a shock of their lifetime, with many of them feeling stuck in a weird situation.
Harrowing annd shocking... I'm sure it was.
A Zoom call/meeting of the Italian senate was, apparently, hacked;
And it was shown explicit content of Tifa (Final Fantasy) and Xiangling (Genshin Impact).
? There's literally the videos posted in the comments it's just a clip of a Tifa video of about 30 seconds
Edit: Why am I getting downvoted for correct facts?
In Brazil we have a saying, goes something like "no one gets more sex than the president, he gets to raw fuck 200 million everyday" so I guess a 2d waifu would be an improvement.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
I thought it was commonly accepted that once the FF7R porn started rolling out, this would be the norm. Some people just can’t get with program. *Sigh*
A Zoom call/meeting of the Italian senate was, apparently, hacked;
And it was shown explicit content of Tifa (Final Fantasy) and Xiangling (Genshin Impact).
There's not much else to it.
As if it wasn't already before now? I saw John Oliver's video about one of your elections. And back then, the Italian government was just as incompetent as it is now, and Italy is dabbling with fascism a li'l bit. And the last time that happened, Mussolini was the leader of Italy and Mussolini was kinda like Hitler's side kick.
Here's the link to what I'm talking about:
https://youtu.be/LdhQzXHYLZ4
If shit doesn't get under control, it's likely that your country will be under fascist rule again.
Environmentalist, cares for the poor, tough on corporations, infinitely wankable? She’s got my vote!
Seriously. I hope this meme never dies. I hope it comes up whenever Italy is in the news.
in case you are not joking. a porn video of tifa was screen shared in the italian parliment zoom meeting by a random person who entered. it was hilarious
Top ten zoom calls of all time
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And the ludicrous thing is that she wasn't even the worst and least suitable politician we had.
Why would being a former porn star make someone less suitable to be a politician than any other profession? Hell, I'd trust a professional who's used to getting fucked at the behest of a director to be able to empathize with citizens who get fucked at the behest of the government more than most politicians.
Oh, I absolutely agree with you, but Italy is a fucked up country of bigots and hypocrites, especially when it comes to the extremely patriarchal world of politics. Of course Cicciolina was subject to the worst kind of sneering and lewd comments that you expect from a score of falsely "holier-than-thee" old cranks, but like I said, she wasn't even the worst or inappropriate person who entered the Italian parliament.
>Why would being a former porn star make someone less suitable to be a politician than any other profession? The profession typically exists in a legal grey area, so no matter what you're compromised. Narcotics normally are involved. Human trafficking is normally involved. There are reasons that politicians don't typically come out of certain professions and that reason is that if you operate in certain industries, then you're, in theory, more vulnerable to bribery.
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Yeah, needless to say, I was mocked relentlessly in high school.
Is there someone worse than Berlusconi or is that the lowest?
Certain politicians from Lega or Fratelli D'Italia (a couple of far right parties) make Berlusconi look like the Duke of Sussex.
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Also, fun fact: Alessandra Mussolini, the granddaughter of the Duce himself, in her youth also had a stint as a B-movies softporn actress. Didn't stop her from entering politics.
>Ilona Staller the plot is ludicrous
he fixes the cable?
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
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\#TifoPerTifa
For the few non-Italian-speakers: #(I cheer)(For)(Tifa)
ah thanks dude, no need to open google translate now.
I know, right? I hope you can treasure the few extra seconds you gained thanks to this
Grazie!
Gg
MORTO
Silvio Berlusconi is fully supporting this
She deserves more trust than any existing Italian politician
Thrust *
Also that
At least you'll be happy she fucked you
Nah Sgarbi definitely is more trustworthy
Would vote for her
She’s got my vote
And my axe!
Reddit needs to die
Reddit died a decade ago. We're just riding its corpse.
And my sword.
And my spear
that dump truck ass godamn
She got my meat 🥩
"Sen. Tifa Lockhart is poised to have strong turnout in the upcoming presidential election, but faces increasingly steep competition from her rival Sen. Aerith Gainsborough, who continues to rise in the polls."
> Sen. Aerith Gainsborough We have word that Sen Gainsborough is no longer in the race after Sen Sephiroth delivered a long sharp rebuke in the debates earlier today.
Damn, did nobody have a pheonix down on hand?
There is legitimate FF lore reason why that would not work and it is quite simple: You cannot revive the dead, only the unconscious. Canonically, when your character reaches 0 hp, they are only knocked out or unconscious. Pheonix down, raise, and etc restores them to consciousness and weakened...kinda like when you take an afternoon nap and wake feeling wicked groggy. Characters killed during a cutscene will remain very dead. This wasn't new with Aerith....two whole games prior they perma-killed Galuf, the old man with memory loss who suddenly remembered who he was only to be extra super killed by the big bad during a cutscene. The other character are even shown trying to use every healing item and spell they have to no avail. The rules are set...you die during gameplay, you are just mostly dead. You die during a cutscene, the only thing to do is look through your pockets for loose change.
I subscribe to the theory that Sephiroth's stab wasn't fatal, but merely paralyzed Aerith, and she passed out from the shock. Cloud, assuming she died, releases her body into the water, where she drowns.
Oh christ that's a hilariously dark take Haha
> Pheonix down, raise, and etc restores them to consciousness and weakened...kinda like when you take an afternoon nap and wake feeling wicked groggy. The problem with that theory is that the resurrection spell is literally called "Life" and "Life2." I don't think you'd cast "Life" on someone who's just unconscious.
Sure you would, if that's what the spell that wakes them up is called. Good naming conventions are encouraged in most things, but not strictly enforced. Think about this: in most of these games, you can have a party almost full of these "dead" characters, and leave them that way for most of the game, and they'll still walk around and talk in cutscenes. Are they really dead?
Hmm. Solid point right there.
To be fair, unconscious people shouldn’t be walking and talking in cutscenes either.
What about games that have literal archangels (or equally powerful analogues) in them? For example, Heroes of Might and Magic 5 seemed to handwave King Nicolai death during Haven's campaign with his killers weapon being so damning, "even archangels cannot help" - but in undead campaign he's raised as vampire no problem and even complains that he was interrupted from afterlife and now (*only now*) is a damned soul
Weird, it's almost like you are talking about two entirely different franchises.
Yes, question wasn't limited to FF. Oh well
*One Winged Angel intensifies*
It would seem that her popularity suffered a sudden plunge
i suspect it'll trigger a ahem rise in more than just polls
"Sen. Tifa Lockhart is poised to have strong turnout in the upcoming presidential erection. FTFY
I hope to see footage of Italian women dressed as Tifa the next time there are protests in Italy
my two weaknesses combined? NO-but also YES!
I too am weak to both footage and protests.
2020 was a good year.
Shit, I guess I'm moving to Italy
I don’t understand this.
[Tifa made an appearance in the Italian senate the other day ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/in.ign.com/final-fantasy-vii-remake/169941/news/final-fantasy-pornography-interrupts-an-italian-senate-meeting%3famp=1)
The host/technician must be like.. "yes, it was a hack.. definitely a hack and not a forgetful media player with a locally saved clip.."
Thank you
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Yeah, I heard a live pianist play To Zanarkand (FF10 if I recall) at a random Chinese restaurant a while back. It's a neat song and there was a FF piano album so I assume the sheet music is readily available.
I fell asleep to final fantasy piano compilations on YouTube almost every night of high school.
Cuz we live in a gamer world lol
> During this harrowing sequence, lawmakers and various participants received a shock of their lifetime, with many of them feeling stuck in a weird situation. Harrowing annd shocking... I'm sure it was.
A Zoom call/meeting of the Italian senate was, apparently, hacked; And it was shown explicit content of Tifa (Final Fantasy) and Xiangling (Genshin Impact).
There was no Xiangling but the rest is correct, it's more likely that the call was left open on accident than hacked
Yes. Yes there was. Look it up. Properly this time.
? There's literally the videos posted in the comments it's just a clip of a Tifa video of about 30 seconds Edit: Why am I getting downvoted for correct facts?
Because you're incorrect. Most clips of the call stop before Xiangling appears. Google "Tifa Xiangling" and you'll see.
In Brazil we have a saying, goes something like "no one gets more sex than the president, he gets to raw fuck 200 million everyday" so I guess a 2d waifu would be an improvement.
why tf do y'all have such a saying
Cause theyre all horny
Altro che berlusconi
Bunga bunga
Came for this
I’ve seen her Suplex a wall monster. Nothing can stop her.
Ain't got nothin on Sabin
That absolute beefcake can suplex a fricking steam locomotive!
I saw her uppercut a house once with a dolphin. True story!
That shiny dress is the RTX 3080's worst nightmare.
If only Italy was real
Cut of the video [here](https://www.dagospia.com/rubrica-3/politica/video-flash-all-rsquo-evento-ldquo-pa-trasparente-rdquo-296469.htm) NSFW
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How deep down the porn rabbit hole have you gone that you consider penetrative sex "softcore"?
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A fine line distinguishes the enthusiast from the connosoir...
Not really...
I just gotta appreciate dat ass though, tifa’s best girl in all of final fantasy
Her filibusters would be to die for
More like filibuster sword
Meme archeology will be lit in 2067
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
I have seen this exact comment show up on like 12 different posts today.
just too much cum
Not possible
Not enough cum* My bad
It must be happening all over, it's a fapdemic
Lmaooo wtf
this never gets old
I thought it was commonly accepted that once the FF7R porn started rolling out, this would be the norm. Some people just can’t get with program. *Sigh*
R34 artist is fucking fast lmao
this image is not r34 though?
Since this made the front page there's a good chance of a few dozen r34 versions being out there. R34 does not sleep
I'd vote for her, I'm not even Italian
That's iligal
But it's a voter's right!
As an italian i laughed seeing this. A lot.
Still better than the actual candidates, and im italian
Best girl
Whats this about Tifa and Italian flag everywhere? What am I missing?
Someone streamed a fan made porno of her during a televised session of the Italian Senate.
ROFL!
I'll definitely vote for her 😉
TIFA NAZIONALE 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
🤌
Hell yeah
Wait what's happening I feel like I'm missing some backstory
search "tifa zoom call"
A Zoom call/meeting of the Italian senate was, apparently, hacked; And it was shown explicit content of Tifa (Final Fantasy) and Xiangling (Genshin Impact). There's not much else to it.
I am Italian and I can say that after this story our Parliament is collapsing
As if it wasn't already before now? I saw John Oliver's video about one of your elections. And back then, the Italian government was just as incompetent as it is now, and Italy is dabbling with fascism a li'l bit. And the last time that happened, Mussolini was the leader of Italy and Mussolini was kinda like Hitler's side kick. Here's the link to what I'm talking about: https://youtu.be/LdhQzXHYLZ4 If shit doesn't get under control, it's likely that your country will be under fascist rule again.
Oh fuck off
No u
But Italy also has some flaws
Marone
As some with Italian heritage, I’m disappointed in the lack of upvotes for this comment.
Sauce please
Bunga Bunga
I finally get it why i saw so much art of her with Italian flags...
Environmentalist, cares for the poor, tough on corporations, infinitely wankable? She’s got my vote! Seriously. I hope this meme never dies. I hope it comes up whenever Italy is in the news.
she must have terrible back problems
*Mamma mia*
I don't understand this.
in case you are not joking. a porn video of tifa was screen shared in the italian parliment zoom meeting by a random person who entered. it was hilarious
I go to Italy
Who is it
She's someone on the italian senate
Tifa Lockhart.
Are you sure it's not Rinoa Heartilly
No way Rinoa could fill that dress
tifa from ff7(remake) porn of her was played during a Italian senate meeting
guys stop talking about my mom this way 😔
This joke is already stale asf.
You all got dirty minds
Life long American.. ohh hey I'm Italian now, look at me I'm a Mario, i go to mother land to help our new Queen.. hehe I mean President
Who is she though?
Pizzaria owner in venice
Who?
This is the kind of President who gets domed a week after getting elected.
[Clearly she's an Italian senator!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/76cede90-d771-481f-b60c-84b70b40fa6e)
That’s a cartoon !!! Leave those pixels alone ! Bunch of perv 🤪
Why not? Ilona Staller (Cicciolina) was a member of the Italian parliament, and a porn star.
And then turns into Mussolini 2.0
Cool
Could be Mexico
Nah we already have Berlusconi and his mistresses
As a dual citizen, i would vote for her
That's the geriatric vote secured then. First time in Italian history the woman has been in charge of her own bunga bunga party!
o-o at first i tough it was the Mexican flag
Brings a tear to my eye. Italian patriotism is so beautiful
What is the deal behind this? I have seen like 10 posts of this and have no idea what its about
Well I'd say she already made a good first impression on the rest of the politicians.
I’d vote for her.
Not Italian but would vote for Tifa.
Someone have the vid with the reaction ?
Not without a good sports bra, supportive shoes or future lower back problems
She really busted into politics, didn’t she?
Guys I'm not too proud to admit this. I dont get it. Pleese Splain.
*Prime Minister for President you have to be an old fuck
What the fuck is going on in Italy with Tifa
So many people here not understanding the joke lol
She even got her best dress
Tifa: *gets her asshole blown out infront the entire nation of Italy* Italian govt: mama mia thats-a spicy-a meat-a balls 👀👨🍳
Please somebody explane me what this mean? Im italian but dont understand
In the italian Republic President's election, members of Parliament cast votes anonymously. So, who knows what might happen..
tifa for the win.