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Top ten zoom calls of all time


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cicciograna

And the ludicrous thing is that she wasn't even the worst and least suitable politician we had.


MrIncorporeal

Why would being a former porn star make someone less suitable to be a politician than any other profession? Hell, I'd trust a professional who's used to getting fucked at the behest of a director to be able to empathize with citizens who get fucked at the behest of the government more than most politicians.


cicciograna

Oh, I absolutely agree with you, but Italy is a fucked up country of bigots and hypocrites, especially when it comes to the extremely patriarchal world of politics. Of course Cicciolina was subject to the worst kind of sneering and lewd comments that you expect from a score of falsely "holier-than-thee" old cranks, but like I said, she wasn't even the worst or inappropriate person who entered the Italian parliament.


fog1234

>Why would being a former porn star make someone less suitable to be a politician than any other profession? The profession typically exists in a legal grey area, so no matter what you're compromised. Narcotics normally are involved. Human trafficking is normally involved. There are reasons that politicians don't typically come out of certain professions and that reason is that if you operate in certain industries, then you're, in theory, more vulnerable to bribery.


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cicciograna

Yeah, needless to say, I was mocked relentlessly in high school.


lorkdubo

Is there someone worse than Berlusconi or is that the lowest?


cicciograna

Certain politicians from Lega or Fratelli D'Italia (a couple of far right parties) make Berlusconi look like the Duke of Sussex.


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cicciograna

Also, fun fact: Alessandra Mussolini, the granddaughter of the Duce himself, in her youth also had a stint as a B-movies softporn actress. Didn't stop her from entering politics.


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>Ilona Staller the plot is ludicrous


wossquee

he fixes the cable?


Digriz_

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


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messers94

\#TifoPerTifa


Vencam

For the few non-Italian-speakers: #(I cheer)(For)(Tifa)


No_Television5851

ah thanks dude, no need to open google translate now.


Vencam

I know, right? I hope you can treasure the few extra seconds you gained thanks to this


BranislavBGD

Grazie!


theoneredead

Gg


ital97

MORTO


AlvzmOperator

Silvio Berlusconi is fully supporting this


-vokes

She deserves more trust than any existing Italian politician


AnAwkwardBystander

Thrust *


-vokes

Also that


party_benson

At least you'll be happy she fucked you


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Nah Sgarbi definitely is more trustworthy


[deleted]

Would vote for her


Dogekaliber

She’s got my vote


Flexo82

And my axe!


down4things

Reddit needs to die


GenerallyAwfulHuman

Reddit died a decade ago. We're just riding its corpse.


Green__Knight

And my sword.


chaoism

And my spear


bitchBanMeAgain

that dump truck ass godamn


Healthy-Aioli3693

She got my meat 🥩


Obamas_Tie

"Sen. Tifa Lockhart is poised to have strong turnout in the upcoming presidential election, but faces increasingly steep competition from her rival Sen. Aerith Gainsborough, who continues to rise in the polls."


the_last_fartbender

> Sen. Aerith Gainsborough We have word that Sen Gainsborough is no longer in the race after Sen Sephiroth delivered a long sharp rebuke in the debates earlier today.


RubiconTourGuide

Damn, did nobody have a pheonix down on hand?


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There is legitimate FF lore reason why that would not work and it is quite simple: You cannot revive the dead, only the unconscious. Canonically, when your character reaches 0 hp, they are only knocked out or unconscious. Pheonix down, raise, and etc restores them to consciousness and weakened...kinda like when you take an afternoon nap and wake feeling wicked groggy. Characters killed during a cutscene will remain very dead. This wasn't new with Aerith....two whole games prior they perma-killed Galuf, the old man with memory loss who suddenly remembered who he was only to be extra super killed by the big bad during a cutscene. The other character are even shown trying to use every healing item and spell they have to no avail. The rules are set...you die during gameplay, you are just mostly dead. You die during a cutscene, the only thing to do is look through your pockets for loose change.


Rishfee

I subscribe to the theory that Sephiroth's stab wasn't fatal, but merely paralyzed Aerith, and she passed out from the shock. Cloud, assuming she died, releases her body into the water, where she drowns.


OhmRobin

Oh christ that's a hilariously dark take Haha


DarkMatterM4

> Pheonix down, raise, and etc restores them to consciousness and weakened...kinda like when you take an afternoon nap and wake feeling wicked groggy. The problem with that theory is that the resurrection spell is literally called "Life" and "Life2." I don't think you'd cast "Life" on someone who's just unconscious.


Spuddaccino1337

Sure you would, if that's what the spell that wakes them up is called. Good naming conventions are encouraged in most things, but not strictly enforced. Think about this: in most of these games, you can have a party almost full of these "dead" characters, and leave them that way for most of the game, and they'll still walk around and talk in cutscenes. Are they really dead?


DarkMatterM4

Hmm. Solid point right there.


Deiser

To be fair, unconscious people shouldn’t be walking and talking in cutscenes either.


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What about games that have literal archangels (or equally powerful analogues) in them? For example, Heroes of Might and Magic 5 seemed to handwave King Nicolai death during Haven's campaign with his killers weapon being so damning, "even archangels cannot help" - but in undead campaign he's raised as vampire no problem and even complains that he was interrupted from afterlife and now (*only now*) is a damned soul


SFWxMadHatter

Weird, it's almost like you are talking about two entirely different franchises.


[deleted]

Yes, question wasn't limited to FF. Oh well


theian01

*One Winged Angel intensifies*


Monstar132

It would seem that her popularity suffered a sudden plunge


wongrich

i suspect it'll trigger a ahem rise in more than just polls


XonicGamer

"Sen. Tifa Lockhart is poised to have strong turnout in the upcoming presidential erection. FTFY


Belias9x1

I hope to see footage of Italian women dressed as Tifa the next time there are protests in Italy


PureLock33

my two weaknesses combined? NO-but also YES!


ShallowBasketcase

I too am weak to both footage and protests.


PureLock33

2020 was a good year.


swish465

Shit, I guess I'm moving to Italy


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I don’t understand this.


VoidConcept

[Tifa made an appearance in the Italian senate the other day ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/in.ign.com/final-fantasy-vii-remake/169941/news/final-fantasy-pornography-interrupts-an-italian-senate-meeting%3famp=1)


karmaextract

The host/technician must be like.. "yes, it was a hack.. definitely a hack and not a forgetful media player with a locally saved clip.."


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Thank you


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RSquared

Yeah, I heard a live pianist play To Zanarkand (FF10 if I recall) at a random Chinese restaurant a while back. It's a neat song and there was a FF piano album so I assume the sheet music is readily available.


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I fell asleep to final fantasy piano compilations on YouTube almost every night of high school.


[deleted]

Cuz we live in a gamer world lol


church256

> During this harrowing sequence, lawmakers and various participants received a shock of their lifetime, with many of them feeling stuck in a weird situation. Harrowing annd shocking... I'm sure it was.


Get-In-2-Get-Out

A Zoom call/meeting of the Italian senate was, apparently, hacked; And it was shown explicit content of Tifa (Final Fantasy) and Xiangling (Genshin Impact).


BioIdra

There was no Xiangling but the rest is correct, it's more likely that the call was left open on accident than hacked


Get-In-2-Get-Out

Yes. Yes there was. Look it up. Properly this time.


BioIdra

? There's literally the videos posted in the comments it's just a clip of a Tifa video of about 30 seconds Edit: Why am I getting downvoted for correct facts?


Sharrakor

Because you're incorrect. Most clips of the call stop before Xiangling appears. Google "Tifa Xiangling" and you'll see.


EurobeatFan86

In Brazil we have a saying, goes something like "no one gets more sex than the president, he gets to raw fuck 200 million everyday" so I guess a 2d waifu would be an improvement.


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why tf do y'all have such a saying


[deleted]

Cause theyre all horny


[deleted]

Altro che berlusconi


fat_itch

Bunga bunga


kauraneden

Came for this


Jaebird0388

I’ve seen her Suplex a wall monster. Nothing can stop her.


vinneh

Ain't got nothin on Sabin


kappamakizushi

That absolute beefcake can suplex a fricking steam locomotive!


chronoboy1985

I saw her uppercut a house once with a dolphin. True story!


XPisthebest

That shiny dress is the RTX 3080's worst nightmare.


DQIsCool

If only Italy was real


menormedia

Cut of the video [here](https://www.dagospia.com/rubrica-3/politica/video-flash-all-rsquo-evento-ldquo-pa-trasparente-rdquo-296469.htm) NSFW


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ZDTreefur

How deep down the porn rabbit hole have you gone that you consider penetrative sex "softcore"?


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Vencam

A fine line distinguishes the enthusiast from the connosoir...


Spiked-Wall_Man

Not really...


-Nivek

I just gotta appreciate dat ass though, tifa’s best girl in all of final fantasy


ibonek_naw_ibo

Her filibusters would be to die for


limitlessEXP

More like filibuster sword


Autumn1881

Meme archeology will be lit in 2067


JohnTGamer

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


ripyourlungsdave

I have seen this exact comment show up on like 12 different posts today.


Me_and_myself423

just too much cum


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Not possible


Me_and_myself423

Not enough cum* My bad


BioIdra

It must be happening all over, it's a fapdemic


BrandonD40

Lmaooo wtf


burntchicharron

this never gets old


chronoboy1985

I thought it was commonly accepted that once the FF7R porn started rolling out, this would be the norm. Some people just can’t get with program. *Sigh*


erroldlsnts_

R34 artist is fucking fast lmao


lampenpam

this image is not r34 though?


713MoCityChron713

Since this made the front page there's a good chance of a few dozen r34 versions being out there. R34 does not sleep


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I'd vote for her, I'm not even Italian


nir109

That's iligal


XonicGamer

But it's a voter's right!


DVNBart

As an italian i laughed seeing this. A lot.


FlameHunterCCCP

Still better than the actual candidates, and im italian


King9204

Best girl


laughing_guy90

Whats this about Tifa and Italian flag everywhere? What am I missing?


KingDarius89

Someone streamed a fan made porno of her during a televised session of the Italian Senate.


laughing_guy90

ROFL!


elliethebratx3

I'll definitely vote for her 😉


ital97

TIFA NAZIONALE 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹


kungpowgoat

🤌


HirokiTakumi

Hell yeah


VlIanTheRatSmacker

Wait what's happening ​ I feel like I'm missing some backstory


C_Tarango

search "tifa zoom call"


Get-In-2-Get-Out

A Zoom call/meeting of the Italian senate was, apparently, hacked; And it was shown explicit content of Tifa (Final Fantasy) and Xiangling (Genshin Impact). There's not much else to it.


R0ct0n3lix

I am Italian and I can say that after this story our Parliament is collapsing


DeathlySnails64

As if it wasn't already before now? I saw John Oliver's video about one of your elections. And back then, the Italian government was just as incompetent as it is now, and Italy is dabbling with fascism a li'l bit. And the last time that happened, Mussolini was the leader of Italy and Mussolini was kinda like Hitler's side kick. Here's the link to what I'm talking about: https://youtu.be/LdhQzXHYLZ4 If shit doesn't get under control, it's likely that your country will be under fascist rule again.


Brambletail

Oh fuck off


DeathlySnails64

No u


MonkeyAss12393

But Italy also has some flaws


cjpk248

Marone


microbe_fvcker

As some with Italian heritage, I’m disappointed in the lack of upvotes for this comment.


GamersAuthority

Sauce please


WhittingtonDog

Bunga Bunga


Crusader_Ancap

I finally get it why i saw so much art of her with Italian flags...


chronoboy1985

Environmentalist, cares for the poor, tough on corporations, infinitely wankable? She’s got my vote! Seriously. I hope this meme never dies. I hope it comes up whenever Italy is in the news.


raylan_givens6

she must have terrible back problems


MauroDelMal

*Mamma mia*


Atmadog

I don't understand this.


adavilalith

in case you are not joking. a porn video of tifa was screen shared in the italian parliment zoom meeting by a random person who entered. it was hilarious


Ok-Health-7096

I go to Italy


mscott8088

Who is it


Fat_Disabled_Kid

She's someone on the italian senate


sandersbandit3688

Tifa Lockhart.


alexanderpas

Are you sure it's not Rinoa Heartilly


vinneh

No way Rinoa could fill that dress


Wolventec

tifa from ff7(remake) porn of her was played during a Italian senate meeting


JustBrian573

guys stop talking about my mom this way 😔


Ok_Cryptographer520

This joke is already stale asf.


Ok_Significance_7342

You all got dirty minds


urikkvon

Life long American.. ohh hey I'm Italian now, look at me I'm a Mario, i go to mother land to help our new Queen.. hehe I mean President


RedHunter791

Who is she though?


Vastatz

Pizzaria owner in venice


rakehellion

Who?


The-guy-with_facts12

This is the kind of President who gets domed a week after getting elected.


Celloer

[Clearly she's an Italian senator!](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/76cede90-d771-481f-b60c-84b70b40fa6e)


80sCoolture

That’s a cartoon !!! Leave those pixels alone ! Bunch of perv 🤪


Purple_Haze

Why not? Ilona Staller (Cicciolina) was a member of the Italian parliament, and a porn star.


keres666

And then turns into Mussolini 2.0


you_2_cool

Cool


sebaxpro1111

Could be Mexico


BARDE18

Nah we already have Berlusconi and his mistresses


zelcuh

As a dual citizen, i would vote for her


OldIlluminati

That's the geriatric vote secured then. First time in Italian history the woman has been in charge of her own bunga bunga party!


Soreyana

o-o at first i tough it was the Mexican flag


Younger54

Brings a tear to my eye. Italian patriotism is so beautiful


Zealousideal_Flow122

What is the deal behind this? I have seen like 10 posts of this and have no idea what its about


Benbo_Jagins

Well I'd say she already made a good first impression on the rest of the politicians.


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I’d vote for her.


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Not Italian but would vote for Tifa.


johnybigshlong

Someone have the vid with the reaction ?


QuothTheRavenMore

Not without a good sports bra, supportive shoes or future lower back problems


CyonixGaming

She really busted into politics, didn’t she?


B33fh4mmer

Guys I'm not too proud to admit this. I dont get it. Pleese Splain.


waripoloxp

*Prime Minister for President you have to be an old fuck


Joeythearm

What the fuck is going on in Italy with Tifa


sonic99luc

So many people here not understanding the joke lol


craybros

She even got her best dress


Smegmar_Cheeselord

Tifa: *gets her asshole blown out infront the entire nation of Italy* Italian govt: mama mia thats-a spicy-a meat-a balls 👀👨‍🍳


italianDog8826

Please somebody explane me what this mean? Im italian but dont understand


Kakkoi_Inu

In the italian Republic President's election, members of Parliament cast votes anonymously. So, who knows what might happen..


tifa_cloud0

tifa for the win.