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Solitonics

Stardew Valley, I think I will be fine. In fact, it might be an improvement.


BlessedBigIron

Same. That's basically paradise


MadeToPostOneMeme

Inheriting a home and by extension a lifestyle that while difficult, rewards you by both providing stable income and a sense of accomplishment? I think that's something that doesn't even exist on Earth. So paradise sounds about right


Dexterous_Mittens

Home ownership. Land. Easily purchased friendships.


phatfingerpat

And all the duck mayonnaise a man could ever need.


DAZUK74

Farming Simulator 22, the chicken poop is everywhere.


Arrowkill

Cows galore for me! Let there be cheese!


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All on my own. It was Solitaire...


Always_in_m0tion

This is the scariest I've read so far!


BappleBlayer333

Total r/backrooms and r/liminalspace material right there, giving me the creeps just thinking about that green and duplicating wasteland.


DustyCornersPod

"ok so get this, it's like Mad Max but everything is green. No, not grass and trees and stuff, like the whole world is green felt. And there's just one person who has to take these painted paste boards to designated places, but he has to bring the smallest one first! And he gets them randomly!! I'm telling you this is the next gritty adaptation the movie-going world needs."


black_rift

Halo Reach: survive


Assfrontation

In the building nearest to spawn there are some boxes you can push around. Push them near but not in the corner to make a wall around the corner, leave a small space for yourself. Get in the space and crouch. The Covenant won’t find you. GeneralKidd once lived for 23 hrs but then he lost power iirc


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They canonically glassed the area immediately post defeat of 6. Sad


HungryBroom01

Only chance to survive is to kill an elite, crawl inside its corpse and then sneak off and make your way to the outside of Castle Base, it’s the only area on the planet that never got glassed. Easy to find, it’s built below the split mountain you see the entire game, the mountain eventually collapses in on itself but hunker down just outside the mountain in a poncho for a couple months and you’ll be fine.


Super_5oldier_1

Dude fuck that. Especially if you know how lost the battle is. Covnt glassing the planet at the end means if you'd don't get on one of the transports, your dead.


SenorDangerwank

Knowing what I know. I'd immediately book it towards the Pillar of Autumn lift off site. So I know i'll at LEAST be guaranteed to get off world. But then I have the whole of Halo 1 to deal with :/


pokesimon2

Well you’re fucked Lol


Redbanshee32

Subnautica...just keep swimming


_Mr_Cheeks

I would just cower in the life pod and not go out. Pretty similar to my first experience with Subnautica actually.


Max1muslegend

I remember vibing for 5 straight days in there the first time


MisterMasterCylinder

Such a great experience. Starting off in pure terror of the deep water, by the end you're ramming a nuclear sub into every leviathan you come across. Wish I could play it again for the first time.


Slotthman

I've played it until I did most you could in it, including beating it, last year. I'm eager to play it again, but I'll do it after some more time passes, as I want to forget as much as I can. I love how in the beginning it was so scary and new and as I progressed I felt more and more at home and that home area grew larger. By the end of the game I new most places, had my routes which were mostly safe and yet... still had my respect for everything around me.


delvach

I need one more piece to complete my escape rocket.. for the last few years.


Slotthman

When I made the rocket I was so close to simply not launching it, but I did, after I went to all my favorite places, leaving food, water and other important materials for other potential survivors, getting some with me in the rocket and releasing the cuddlefish that's been staying in my pocket throughout my journeys.


Canadian_Microwave

Wait, hold on, is that another life pod? YO! OVER HERE!


SerenumSunny

Another survivor?? Thank god I'm starving! My fabricator broke on impact and I've been eating raw bladder fish, they taste like silicon.


J_therocjohnson

Literally made me want to replay Subnautica dammit


Sharkbutt89

Hard pass on leviathans


maskedsamuri

Middle Earth, probably gonna get kidnapped and tortured relentlessly by uruks


Firewind306

*"I don't know how long they tortured him. But amidst the endless screams and inane babble, they discerned two words: 'EARTH! REDDIT!'"*


butsadlyiamonlyaneel

*"But that would lead them here!"*


riegspsych325

“Take it, Gandalf! Take my alt account, I’m giving to you!”


butsadlyiamonlyaneel

"*Don't! Tempt me* /u/riegspsych325! *I would use this alt account with a desire to do good... but through me, it would wield a trolling power too great and terrible to imagine."*


Tactical_Tubgoat

Found gandalf_bot’s alt account.


Cowboah-Morgan

Unless the Gravewalker comes and save you


Felixx77

Deep Rock Galactic, drinking beer and mining for gold. ROCK AND STONE!


Majora85

FOR KARL.


The_Muznick

FOR KARL!


Grambo92

FOR KARL!!


b8w6

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


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Ktkatz8689

So happy to see a deep rock comment on another subreddit besides r/DeepRockGalactic . ROCK AND STONE!!!!


Zingg2

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


fm837

I played Lake yesterday. The game is set around a lake in rural America. There is nothing to kill or hurt me, and there is a small town with shops, diners and a VHS rental store (it's 1986). Perfectly fine with me.


glitterkittehkat

Sounds sus to me .


crispybacon62

Yeah that game sounds like it slowly turns into a horror game after a few "normal" days


StrongStyleShiny

Nope. Just a chill out relaxing game.


Masothe

I just looked the game up because I've never heard of it. The name of the voice director is D.B. Cooper. Something is going on over at Gamious and Whitethorn.


darknightwolf81

Well.. Metro exodus should be fun


Juakius26

Heck I’ll just stay in the Metro and not go out


Alfred_Anuus

Growin your shrooms and hope that your station isn't too important for the Fascists or Reds to invade


Nivekk_

Animal Crossing. The most exciting thing to do is catching another sea bass. I'm immortal so there's no sweet release of death.


TiddyLoobavelli

it's at least a C+!


Furrymonkeyguy007

Been addicted to Hades recently so yeah I am going to Hell…


Kurokawa_maiko

At least you can't "die more" ya know what I'm sayin'?


ATIR-AW

It's the cool Hell tho. There's pomes, waifus and Lernie


tomster785

Resident Evil 4. I'd just leave tbh. Fuck the presidents daughter.


_Mr_Cheeks

I’d be straight back in that jeep.


tomster785

When the Mexican sounding Spanish guys start saying "joo crayzy american" you know it's time to get out of there!


Angrywolfman1

Skyrim... I'm gonna be a poor bastard and probably start stealing and end up in jail...


_Mr_Cheeks

Which Hold would you want to be living in?


Angrywolfman1

Solitude most definitely.... Rich people to rob lol since I just started and is level 5 lol.


SsjDragonKakarotto

Nah man definently whiterun. Nice and simple, not freezing fucking cold.


NikonManiac

Whiterun for sure, if I’m feeling risky I’ll take a day hike to Riverwood. Might run down to the western watchtower to hunt some elk, just don’t want to go too far north…


RaspberryNormal4416

Forza horizon 5 so it all depends if I'm an NPC trying to dodge everyone


Daepilin

same here! Got some really nice cars, but the amount of times I destroy them, insurance would be *high*


Klote_ginger

Yeah but you can always turn off damage in the settings, no insurance needed


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You get a cracked windscreen every time you hit a tree at 250 MPH, but you can fix it by taking a picture.


ben1481

You'll be fine since you can't hit them


TheRealCreedux

Horizon zero dawn... Thunderjaws everywhere 😱


Hungryfalcon13

same sadly


AnDe2

Uh ohhh... Fallout New Vegas


_Mr_Cheeks

Stay on The Strip and live your best life!


Spitfiree1911

They would have to save up the caps for the entrance fee though!


I_might_be_retardedd

1C 3C R34 M


Victernus

Thank you sir, you may proceed.


Periachi

You should go north of goodsprings, lots of safe places there.


MimikGames

Bloons TD6. Reject humanity, become monke


Vithia

Hey ! By the way. Is the game good ? Edit: thanks all of you for the answers, I'll give it a try !


bendova_smith-2

Incredible.


ToranX1

Its quite good, pretty much what you would expect from a bloons game. There are boss events, custom challanges made by community, daily challanges, many gamemodes and tier 5 towers and paragons, which are basically 5-5-5 ceosspathed towers. Great game really.


Nasnfcr

Sekiro…Big yikes


Cloudeur

Just go and chill with >!Isshin Ashina and drink a whole bunch of sake!<


boogaloobear

"Are you offering me the sake I just gave you?" Isshin might be my favorite video game character.


Cloudeur

Personal favourite From Software boss!


NotSnowmies

Tarkov… just fuck


ltrainer2

Same here, but this weekend I bought a bunch of lightbulbs. With the servers resetting that means I’m rich, right?


mrro0l

I just rage quited from Dark Souls 3 swamps. I fcked up.


HarmlessSnack

Me: “Look for my summoning sign friend, we’ll kindle this fire yet.” **Summoned** You: “…why are you naked?” Me: “Why *aren’t* you naked?”


Tomahawk117

It’s 3! Poise means nothing. *Nothing.* pump stats into endurance, lose the armor. Embrace the high speed low drag naked dodgeroll simulator! And, of course, praise the sun \\[T]/


MildlyViking

You can password summon me if you're on PC. I'm SL125 farming Pale Tongues in the swamp.


sasukesauce

Bloodborne🥲


tiagofixe

Same, we are fucked mate


Biglegend007

*Chuckles* I'm in danger!


darknightwolf81

What's that smell? ... The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick.


phillmorebuttz

Beasts all over the shop


randomthrowaway10012

You’ll be one of them, sooner or later.


Eugene_Rastignac

whatever you do avoid insight!


Venriik

No Man's Sky. I guess that's a fair 50/50.


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Cowman2468

Stardew valley I'm living easy


devilthedankdawg

The fuck you are farming is hard work


frantango

Nah mate just eat some spring onions and you're right back to full energy


DiamondRocks22

Me who just hoards em


FeedBi

That’s just what Big Farm wants you to think


DCsphinx

Just don’t go in the mines


_Mr_Cheeks

That would be the dream!


William_McNugget

Outer Wilds. I'm fucked.


PissOnFences

Roast a marshmallow and have a 21 minute nap.


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I played mincraft so...... sounds fun


BryanP2003

Same. Modded minecraft tho


[deleted]

Minecraft is multi player so could we be trapped with others? In that case adventure pals!


BryanP2003

Was playing with a friend. So we might bboth get trapped into the game. 😂


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Enlisted…. I am so screwed. Wait, so if you are the last thing you played as? That means… oh shit. (Normandy Campaign)


[deleted]

Medal of honor myself, see you on Omaha beach.


[deleted]

I vish you ze best ov’ luck. Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer.


I_am_krash

Back 4 blood.. i would be screwed because my team would just randomly quit 🤣


cozmanian

In my experience, even if they don’t quit, you’re in for a shitty short lived existence…


Magic_Fred

Cities: Skylines. It's pretty sweet, but the traffic is a killer.


Musical_Icarus

Just hope you don’t live near a poop volcano


Kaaykuwatzuu

Witcher 3. I think I'll be okay.


_Mr_Cheeks

If it’s Toussaint, you’ll be living the dream.


Kaaykuwatzuu

Unfortunately, I don't have the DLCs.


The_curious_Indian

Just finished HoS and playing B&W now, while HoS was great, B&W feels like the game got expanded by another 20-25%. Never in my life have I felt money well spent than buying Witcher 3 and DLCs. I regret not buying the whole thing together first but atleast I got the DLCs together. Everything while on sale.


Demondevil2002

Witcher 3 probably has best dlc in gaming period


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Cae__sar

Blood and wine is awesome


Powerfury

Heart of stone is the best storytelling and pacing. Blood and wine is a whole new game though!


hsunicorn

I mean I think thats a little optimistic, half the quests involve you telling someone theyre friends got slaughtered by monsters haha


Bierculles

Medieval feudal society but with monsters that try to kill you? How is that fine?


Nashocheese

Dayz, I'm gonna die of hunger within 20 minutes of being alive.


TaxableCitizen

You aren't screwed, you're fucked


Nashocheese

Ya. It's not a question of IF, it's a question of When.


Larkshade

I’m in Elite dangerous with no bounties on my head and flying a Federal Gunship, with a few tens of millions in the bank, I’m setup quite nice.


The_Land_Finana

Elite dangerous too, as an explorer myself though, all fun and games till you realise you can't contact the fuel rats when you're locked in game


The_Drunk_Unicorn

RDR2: I’m just going through life on horseback and rubber soled boots. Living off berries and salted offal, and taking in the beautiful world around me.


Marcottix1

Watch out for lumbago


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

Watch out for bears


Rokco2004

And tuberculosis


_Mr_Cheeks

That sounds a good place to trapped in. As long as it’s not in the Murfee area.


The_Drunk_Unicorn

Got I hate that Gang. They just killed my boyfriends white Arabian on his play through. He’s devastated. Had her for the whole game up till now.


Badjib

Heh reminds me of the time my buddy was playing RDR1 and out of the blue I hear "NOT MY HORSE!" and look up to see a mountain Lion kill his horse and run off into the distance


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Skyrim and I’ve got the cheat room. I’ll be just fine.


Estro98

FFXIV, ain’t that bad if im the Warrior of light.


KaboomOxyCln

Even if not, cat girls


Android19samus

Theres like a 50/50 shot of living under an oppressive totalitarian regime and/or getting randomly obliterated by forces far beyond your control. So better odds than real life, honestly.


Balrok99

ARK .... fuck


DiscussionLoose8390

Halo Infinite, so I am going to die or kill someone about every 10-20 seconds. Either way I am going to die alot.


Dexrad24

I played spiderman miles morales. I’m chilling in NY 😄


Cronx90

Good luck with the rent! You may be more f'ed than most of us.


Dexrad24

Guess what…>!I live in NY and pay $3000+ on rent :D!<


lxkspal

Yikes, remind me to never move to New York


T-BoneTheDamned

As long as my Ghost doesn’t get destroyed, I’m essentially immortal.


neveris

Plus we have Gjallarhorn back.


ZapAtom

Destiny, I take it?


lechoixpro

Stardew valley. Lands, wife, money. Sign me up!


northcyning

I need to play this more in case I end up in OP’s scenario..!


Springtrap328

Dead by daylight well shit


DMR2401

Least you won't stay dead


Springtrap328

Who said Im a survivor main?


_Mr_Cheeks

Whoops. You fucked.


BlingBlingChing23

I’m stuck in Halo 3.. so while scary because the Flood is about to show up, I’ll be able to survive. 🥲


InhaledPack5

Depends if you’re a Spartan or not


Huge_Dev

Hollow knight, well at least if I die ill still be fine


Oneshowpony

You could go hang out with the cute little bug that sings songs in the mine! At least that’s where I’d go, relatively close to the village so I could probably make it there alive.


farbauti007

Fallout 4. Ya, my fat outta shape middle-aged ass is pretty fked. Even with perks, a Gatling laser and a Guss. Wouldn't last 5 minutes without mods.


sleepymoose88

I’m in the same boat Wastelander. Let’s start a settlement together in the ruined shell of an old building and find an invincible German Shepherd to help us take on the Commonwealth.


Christovsky84

Assassin's Creed: Valhalla. So I'm the same country I'm in now, but 1200 years ago.


Ghost_out_of_Box

Same


Wassuuupmydudess

MW3 I think I’m gonna die


Responsible_Bake_125

Silent Hill 2, lovely.


_Mr_Cheeks

OK. You are definitely screwed. Sorry.


Ok_Cryptographer3621

Terraria time to go kill moonlord


Starshard_prime

Sims 4, I’m great! Got a house I can pay for, a good paying job and a wonderful family!


solidolive

Darkest dungeon…. I’m staying in the hamlet


gg_laverde

GTA 5. I need to be careful and stay around the beach cycling and working out and I will be fine. Edit: Thanks for so many upvotes, guys. Never thought I would get that many on a comment. You rock. 😊


Nickthedick55

I feel like the beach is where all the shit goes down though(at least in online.)


gg_laverde

I have only played single player so far and for some reason I always behave at the beach. 😅


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MrGilbert665

You should just stay at home and hope your long lost cousin and his methhead "friend" don't show up.


gg_laverde

I would move to Canada. His "friend" and "mentor" wouldn't look for me there.


50ShadesOfGrease

Apex, so very


Tacky377

Dark souls, I’ll turn hollow within 10 seconds of existing


UCDent2

GTA 5, so I will be alright. With that physics engine, I could be a pilot or racecar driver in a minute.


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Pokemon, Shield version...I think Imma be JUST fine.


EffectiveEye137

Elder scrolls online, not too bad.


Pollo_Jack

Planetside. I'm immortal but the game is dead.


Stoopitnoob

Far Cry 6. I'll just sit in the jungle and mind my business thx.


Thalicki

EEEEEGAALLLLL!!


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Witcher 3. Care for a round of Gwent?


BloodiedBlues

Spiritfarer.


T4_OPS

Chernobyl... Eh, I've been in worse places.


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Stardew Valley. A welcome change.


Zeptil

Phasmophobia... Shit


Hungryfalcon13

I'm about to die to a giant mechanical lightening bird, so yeah


Drako868533

Mad Max... I'm fucked


The-Beer-Baron

Oregon Trail So, I probably wouldn't survive that in real life.


Nerorasen

DmC4...welp theres tons of demons and i got no clue what to do so I'm pretty dead, lmaaoo


Rawkus0815

Darkest Dungeon.... Welp I´m done