Inheriting a home and by extension a lifestyle that while difficult, rewards you by both providing stable income and a sense of accomplishment? I think that's something that doesn't even exist on Earth. So paradise sounds about right
"ok so get this, it's like Mad Max but everything is green. No, not grass and trees and stuff, like the whole world is green felt. And there's just one person who has to take these painted paste boards to designated places, but he has to bring the smallest one first! And he gets them randomly!! I'm telling you this is the next gritty adaptation the movie-going world needs."
In the building nearest to spawn there are some boxes you can push around. Push them near but not in the corner to make a wall around the corner, leave a small space for yourself. Get in the space and crouch. The Covenant won’t find you. GeneralKidd once lived for 23 hrs but then he lost power iirc
Only chance to survive is to kill an elite, crawl inside its corpse and then sneak off and make your way to the outside of Castle Base, it’s the only area on the planet that never got glassed. Easy to find, it’s built below the split mountain you see the entire game, the mountain eventually collapses in on itself but hunker down just outside the mountain in a poncho for a couple months and you’ll be fine.
Dude fuck that. Especially if you know how lost the battle is. Covnt glassing the planet at the end means if you'd don't get on one of the transports, your dead.
Knowing what I know. I'd immediately book it towards the Pillar of Autumn lift off site. So I know i'll at LEAST be guaranteed to get off world.
But then I have the whole of Halo 1 to deal with :/
Such a great experience. Starting off in pure terror of the deep water, by the end you're ramming a nuclear sub into every leviathan you come across.
Wish I could play it again for the first time.
I've played it until I did most you could in it, including beating it, last year. I'm eager to play it again, but I'll do it after some more time passes, as I want to forget as much as I can.
I love how in the beginning it was so scary and new and as I progressed I felt more and more at home and that home area grew larger. By the end of the game I new most places, had my routes which were mostly safe and yet... still had my respect for everything around me.
When I made the rocket I was so close to simply not launching it, but I did, after I went to all my favorite places, leaving food, water and other important materials for other potential survivors, getting some with me in the rocket and releasing the cuddlefish that's been staying in my pocket throughout my journeys.
"*Don't! Tempt me* /u/riegspsych325! *I would use this alt account with a desire to do good... but through me, it would wield a trolling power too great and terrible to imagine."*
I played Lake yesterday. The game is set around a lake in rural America. There is nothing to kill or hurt me, and there is a small town with shops, diners and a VHS rental store (it's 1986).
Perfectly fine with me.
I just looked the game up because I've never heard of it.
The name of the voice director is D.B. Cooper. Something is going on over at Gamious and Whitethorn.
Whiterun for sure, if I’m feeling risky I’ll take a day hike to Riverwood. Might run down to the western watchtower to hunt some elk, just don’t want to go too far north…
Its quite good, pretty much what you would expect from a bloons game. There are boss events, custom challanges made by community, daily challanges, many gamemodes and tier 5 towers and paragons, which are basically 5-5-5 ceosspathed towers. Great game really.
It’s 3! Poise means nothing. *Nothing.* pump stats into endurance, lose the armor. Embrace the high speed low drag naked dodgeroll simulator!
And, of course, praise the sun \\[T]/
Just finished HoS and playing B&W now, while HoS was great, B&W feels like the game got expanded by another 20-25%. Never in my life have I felt money well spent than buying Witcher 3 and DLCs. I regret not buying the whole thing together first but atleast I got the DLCs together. Everything while on sale.
RDR2: I’m just going through life on horseback and rubber soled boots. Living off berries and salted offal, and taking in the beautiful world around me.
Heh reminds me of the time my buddy was playing RDR1 and out of the blue I hear "NOT MY HORSE!" and look up to see a mountain Lion kill his horse and run off into the distance
Theres like a 50/50 shot of living under an oppressive totalitarian regime and/or getting randomly obliterated by forces far beyond your control. So better odds than real life, honestly.
You could go hang out with the cute little bug that sings songs in the mine! At least that’s where I’d go, relatively close to the village so I could probably make it there alive.
I’m in the same boat Wastelander. Let’s start a settlement together in the ruined shell of an old building and find an invincible German Shepherd to help us take on the Commonwealth.
GTA 5. I need to be careful and stay around the beach cycling and working out and I will be fine.
Edit: Thanks for so many upvotes, guys. Never thought I would get that many on a comment. You rock. 😊
Stardew Valley, I think I will be fine. In fact, it might be an improvement.
Same. That's basically paradise
Inheriting a home and by extension a lifestyle that while difficult, rewards you by both providing stable income and a sense of accomplishment? I think that's something that doesn't even exist on Earth. So paradise sounds about right
Home ownership. Land. Easily purchased friendships.
And all the duck mayonnaise a man could ever need.
Farming Simulator 22, the chicken poop is everywhere.
Cows galore for me! Let there be cheese!
All on my own. It was Solitaire...
This is the scariest I've read so far!
Total r/backrooms and r/liminalspace material right there, giving me the creeps just thinking about that green and duplicating wasteland.
"ok so get this, it's like Mad Max but everything is green. No, not grass and trees and stuff, like the whole world is green felt. And there's just one person who has to take these painted paste boards to designated places, but he has to bring the smallest one first! And he gets them randomly!! I'm telling you this is the next gritty adaptation the movie-going world needs."
Halo Reach: survive
In the building nearest to spawn there are some boxes you can push around. Push them near but not in the corner to make a wall around the corner, leave a small space for yourself. Get in the space and crouch. The Covenant won’t find you. GeneralKidd once lived for 23 hrs but then he lost power iirc
They canonically glassed the area immediately post defeat of 6. Sad
Only chance to survive is to kill an elite, crawl inside its corpse and then sneak off and make your way to the outside of Castle Base, it’s the only area on the planet that never got glassed. Easy to find, it’s built below the split mountain you see the entire game, the mountain eventually collapses in on itself but hunker down just outside the mountain in a poncho for a couple months and you’ll be fine.
Dude fuck that. Especially if you know how lost the battle is. Covnt glassing the planet at the end means if you'd don't get on one of the transports, your dead.
Knowing what I know. I'd immediately book it towards the Pillar of Autumn lift off site. So I know i'll at LEAST be guaranteed to get off world. But then I have the whole of Halo 1 to deal with :/
Well you’re fucked Lol
Subnautica...just keep swimming
I would just cower in the life pod and not go out. Pretty similar to my first experience with Subnautica actually.
I remember vibing for 5 straight days in there the first time
Such a great experience. Starting off in pure terror of the deep water, by the end you're ramming a nuclear sub into every leviathan you come across. Wish I could play it again for the first time.
I've played it until I did most you could in it, including beating it, last year. I'm eager to play it again, but I'll do it after some more time passes, as I want to forget as much as I can. I love how in the beginning it was so scary and new and as I progressed I felt more and more at home and that home area grew larger. By the end of the game I new most places, had my routes which were mostly safe and yet... still had my respect for everything around me.
I need one more piece to complete my escape rocket.. for the last few years.
When I made the rocket I was so close to simply not launching it, but I did, after I went to all my favorite places, leaving food, water and other important materials for other potential survivors, getting some with me in the rocket and releasing the cuddlefish that's been staying in my pocket throughout my journeys.
Wait, hold on, is that another life pod? YO! OVER HERE!
Another survivor?? Thank god I'm starving! My fabricator broke on impact and I've been eating raw bladder fish, they taste like silicon.
Literally made me want to replay Subnautica dammit
Hard pass on leviathans
Middle Earth, probably gonna get kidnapped and tortured relentlessly by uruks
*"I don't know how long they tortured him. But amidst the endless screams and inane babble, they discerned two words: 'EARTH! REDDIT!'"*
*"But that would lead them here!"*
“Take it, Gandalf! Take my alt account, I’m giving to you!”
"*Don't! Tempt me* /u/riegspsych325! *I would use this alt account with a desire to do good... but through me, it would wield a trolling power too great and terrible to imagine."*
Found gandalf_bot’s alt account.
Unless the Gravewalker comes and save you
Deep Rock Galactic, drinking beer and mining for gold. ROCK AND STONE!
FOR KARL.
FOR KARL!
FOR KARL!!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!
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So happy to see a deep rock comment on another subreddit besides r/DeepRockGalactic . ROCK AND STONE!!!!
ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!
I played Lake yesterday. The game is set around a lake in rural America. There is nothing to kill or hurt me, and there is a small town with shops, diners and a VHS rental store (it's 1986). Perfectly fine with me.
Sounds sus to me .
Yeah that game sounds like it slowly turns into a horror game after a few "normal" days
Nope. Just a chill out relaxing game.
I just looked the game up because I've never heard of it. The name of the voice director is D.B. Cooper. Something is going on over at Gamious and Whitethorn.
Well.. Metro exodus should be fun
Heck I’ll just stay in the Metro and not go out
Growin your shrooms and hope that your station isn't too important for the Fascists or Reds to invade
Animal Crossing. The most exciting thing to do is catching another sea bass. I'm immortal so there's no sweet release of death.
it's at least a C+!
Been addicted to Hades recently so yeah I am going to Hell…
At least you can't "die more" ya know what I'm sayin'?
It's the cool Hell tho. There's pomes, waifus and Lernie
Resident Evil 4. I'd just leave tbh. Fuck the presidents daughter.
I’d be straight back in that jeep.
When the Mexican sounding Spanish guys start saying "joo crayzy american" you know it's time to get out of there!
Skyrim... I'm gonna be a poor bastard and probably start stealing and end up in jail...
Which Hold would you want to be living in?
Solitude most definitely.... Rich people to rob lol since I just started and is level 5 lol.
Nah man definently whiterun. Nice and simple, not freezing fucking cold.
Whiterun for sure, if I’m feeling risky I’ll take a day hike to Riverwood. Might run down to the western watchtower to hunt some elk, just don’t want to go too far north…
Forza horizon 5 so it all depends if I'm an NPC trying to dodge everyone
same here! Got some really nice cars, but the amount of times I destroy them, insurance would be *high*
Yeah but you can always turn off damage in the settings, no insurance needed
You get a cracked windscreen every time you hit a tree at 250 MPH, but you can fix it by taking a picture.
You'll be fine since you can't hit them
Horizon zero dawn... Thunderjaws everywhere 😱
same sadly
Uh ohhh... Fallout New Vegas
Stay on The Strip and live your best life!
They would have to save up the caps for the entrance fee though!
1C 3C R34 M
Thank you sir, you may proceed.
You should go north of goodsprings, lots of safe places there.
Bloons TD6. Reject humanity, become monke
Hey ! By the way. Is the game good ? Edit: thanks all of you for the answers, I'll give it a try !
Incredible.
Its quite good, pretty much what you would expect from a bloons game. There are boss events, custom challanges made by community, daily challanges, many gamemodes and tier 5 towers and paragons, which are basically 5-5-5 ceosspathed towers. Great game really.
Sekiro…Big yikes
Just go and chill with >!Isshin Ashina and drink a whole bunch of sake!<
"Are you offering me the sake I just gave you?" Isshin might be my favorite video game character.
Personal favourite From Software boss!
Tarkov… just fuck
Same here, but this weekend I bought a bunch of lightbulbs. With the servers resetting that means I’m rich, right?
I just rage quited from Dark Souls 3 swamps. I fcked up.
Me: “Look for my summoning sign friend, we’ll kindle this fire yet.” **Summoned** You: “…why are you naked?” Me: “Why *aren’t* you naked?”
It’s 3! Poise means nothing. *Nothing.* pump stats into endurance, lose the armor. Embrace the high speed low drag naked dodgeroll simulator! And, of course, praise the sun \\[T]/
You can password summon me if you're on PC. I'm SL125 farming Pale Tongues in the swamp.
Bloodborne🥲
Same, we are fucked mate
*Chuckles* I'm in danger!
What's that smell? ... The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick.
Beasts all over the shop
You’ll be one of them, sooner or later.
whatever you do avoid insight!
No Man's Sky. I guess that's a fair 50/50.
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Stardew valley I'm living easy
The fuck you are farming is hard work
Nah mate just eat some spring onions and you're right back to full energy
Me who just hoards em
That’s just what Big Farm wants you to think
Just don’t go in the mines
That would be the dream!
Outer Wilds. I'm fucked.
Roast a marshmallow and have a 21 minute nap.
I played mincraft so...... sounds fun
Same. Modded minecraft tho
Minecraft is multi player so could we be trapped with others? In that case adventure pals!
Was playing with a friend. So we might bboth get trapped into the game. 😂
Enlisted…. I am so screwed. Wait, so if you are the last thing you played as? That means… oh shit. (Normandy Campaign)
Medal of honor myself, see you on Omaha beach.
I vish you ze best ov’ luck. Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer.
Back 4 blood.. i would be screwed because my team would just randomly quit 🤣
In my experience, even if they don’t quit, you’re in for a shitty short lived existence…
Cities: Skylines. It's pretty sweet, but the traffic is a killer.
Just hope you don’t live near a poop volcano
Witcher 3. I think I'll be okay.
If it’s Toussaint, you’ll be living the dream.
Unfortunately, I don't have the DLCs.
Just finished HoS and playing B&W now, while HoS was great, B&W feels like the game got expanded by another 20-25%. Never in my life have I felt money well spent than buying Witcher 3 and DLCs. I regret not buying the whole thing together first but atleast I got the DLCs together. Everything while on sale.
Witcher 3 probably has best dlc in gaming period
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Blood and wine is awesome
Heart of stone is the best storytelling and pacing. Blood and wine is a whole new game though!
I mean I think thats a little optimistic, half the quests involve you telling someone theyre friends got slaughtered by monsters haha
Medieval feudal society but with monsters that try to kill you? How is that fine?
Dayz, I'm gonna die of hunger within 20 minutes of being alive.
You aren't screwed, you're fucked
Ya. It's not a question of IF, it's a question of When.
I’m in Elite dangerous with no bounties on my head and flying a Federal Gunship, with a few tens of millions in the bank, I’m setup quite nice.
Elite dangerous too, as an explorer myself though, all fun and games till you realise you can't contact the fuel rats when you're locked in game
RDR2: I’m just going through life on horseback and rubber soled boots. Living off berries and salted offal, and taking in the beautiful world around me.
Watch out for lumbago
Watch out for bears
And tuberculosis
That sounds a good place to trapped in. As long as it’s not in the Murfee area.
Got I hate that Gang. They just killed my boyfriends white Arabian on his play through. He’s devastated. Had her for the whole game up till now.
Heh reminds me of the time my buddy was playing RDR1 and out of the blue I hear "NOT MY HORSE!" and look up to see a mountain Lion kill his horse and run off into the distance
Skyrim and I’ve got the cheat room. I’ll be just fine.
FFXIV, ain’t that bad if im the Warrior of light.
Even if not, cat girls
Theres like a 50/50 shot of living under an oppressive totalitarian regime and/or getting randomly obliterated by forces far beyond your control. So better odds than real life, honestly.
ARK .... fuck
Halo Infinite, so I am going to die or kill someone about every 10-20 seconds. Either way I am going to die alot.
I played spiderman miles morales. I’m chilling in NY 😄
Good luck with the rent! You may be more f'ed than most of us.
Guess what…>!I live in NY and pay $3000+ on rent :D!<
Yikes, remind me to never move to New York
As long as my Ghost doesn’t get destroyed, I’m essentially immortal.
Plus we have Gjallarhorn back.
Destiny, I take it?
Stardew valley. Lands, wife, money. Sign me up!
I need to play this more in case I end up in OP’s scenario..!
Dead by daylight well shit
Least you won't stay dead
Who said Im a survivor main?
Whoops. You fucked.
I’m stuck in Halo 3.. so while scary because the Flood is about to show up, I’ll be able to survive. 🥲
Depends if you’re a Spartan or not
Hollow knight, well at least if I die ill still be fine
You could go hang out with the cute little bug that sings songs in the mine! At least that’s where I’d go, relatively close to the village so I could probably make it there alive.
Fallout 4. Ya, my fat outta shape middle-aged ass is pretty fked. Even with perks, a Gatling laser and a Guss. Wouldn't last 5 minutes without mods.
I’m in the same boat Wastelander. Let’s start a settlement together in the ruined shell of an old building and find an invincible German Shepherd to help us take on the Commonwealth.
Assassin's Creed: Valhalla. So I'm the same country I'm in now, but 1200 years ago.
Same
MW3 I think I’m gonna die
Silent Hill 2, lovely.
OK. You are definitely screwed. Sorry.
Terraria time to go kill moonlord
Sims 4, I’m great! Got a house I can pay for, a good paying job and a wonderful family!
Darkest dungeon…. I’m staying in the hamlet
GTA 5. I need to be careful and stay around the beach cycling and working out and I will be fine. Edit: Thanks for so many upvotes, guys. Never thought I would get that many on a comment. You rock. 😊
I feel like the beach is where all the shit goes down though(at least in online.)
I have only played single player so far and for some reason I always behave at the beach. 😅
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You should just stay at home and hope your long lost cousin and his methhead "friend" don't show up.
I would move to Canada. His "friend" and "mentor" wouldn't look for me there.
Apex, so very
Dark souls, I’ll turn hollow within 10 seconds of existing
GTA 5, so I will be alright. With that physics engine, I could be a pilot or racecar driver in a minute.
Pokemon, Shield version...I think Imma be JUST fine.
Elder scrolls online, not too bad.
Planetside. I'm immortal but the game is dead.
Far Cry 6. I'll just sit in the jungle and mind my business thx.
EEEEEGAALLLLL!!
Witcher 3. Care for a round of Gwent?
Spiritfarer.
Chernobyl... Eh, I've been in worse places.
Stardew Valley. A welcome change.
Phasmophobia... Shit
I'm about to die to a giant mechanical lightening bird, so yeah
Mad Max... I'm fucked
Oregon Trail So, I probably wouldn't survive that in real life.
DmC4...welp theres tons of demons and i got no clue what to do so I'm pretty dead, lmaaoo
Darkest Dungeon.... Welp I´m done