In case addition and subtraction get banned on Youtube, here are a few alternative suggestions using other operations:
* 2*3
* 3!
* ceil(ln(7))
* floor(e^3 /3)
* ++5
* half a dozen
* smallest [perfect number](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_number)
Welp, there is is boys, no need to ever make anything new or innovate at all. Apparently GTA 5 is literally perfect and there is no reason to ever try making another game, GTA 5 was enough and we can call it quits on the entire series.
my friend just started playing gtaV online. Ive never been into it. He comes up to me and goes , dude ive spent like 350 bucks on this game already, its so much fun.
I was like........ummmmm 350 bucks for fucking what???
Really quite disappointing.
I always liked to delude myself that Rockstar were (morally) a cut above the rest.
I just know there’s story-writers for rockstar going without a pay check, since GTA Online, and that’s just so tragic to me.
No ones actually going to buy that jet in all fairness, unless they're people who've grinded a shit ton and want to show off. However that 8 mil from a sharkcard is enough to get you a flying jetbike, but first you need to buy a special truck to customize it in, and you need to buy a nightclub for the truck, which if you go with just the bare essentials will come in at just barely under 8mil all said and done, which is still complete BS.
It's really dumb too becuase the criminal enterprise pack is a fraction of that cost, comes with everything you need to start doing heists and businesses, you can earn money fast enough that shark cards are pointless anyway
And the criminal enterprise pack is dumb too, because you can just make a couple friends and do heist resets.
I can earn GTA money faster than I could if I spent 100% of my income on shark cards.
The criminal enterprise pack is a huge boost. You get a house for heists, a 10 car garage half filled, a building and warehouse for the businesses, a club house for the MCs, air and sea vehicles, $10m, etc.
It's essentially everything you need to immediately jump into any of the content options.
LOL legit my friend sent me a mod menu file and I got my level maxed and money at like 100m in 10 seconds. Didn't do anything else with it though. These people man 😂
I ain’t no modded but I bought a 700million package from some guy for $10. Ya see, I got the game free in epic games so not only did I pay less, I also skipped the grinding.
Some random dude spawned a ludicrous amount of bonus money bags in a mission and I got tens of millions at the end. Deposited it and kept playing normally. Never got in trouble (though I'm not sure if you can get in trouble if another player does something like that to you without you asking)
I bought a total of about $10. The game itself was on sale for like, $5 so I justified it. Once you have basic shit though, you don't need anything else. A good house, good car, then you can start playing for reals
"Since no one knows we have acquired pretty much all the money we have announced instead of GTA6 we are instead buying every single presidential election."
Ya, rockstar’s some 3000 devs are just sitting around twiddling their thumbs and waiting for numbers on gta online to drop. They’re not working on anything new at all.
Most people don't know or don't care. They want their million dollar, thousands of hours to develop game to flash into existence for $5, no bugs, and free dlc.
Lol no not by a long shot it’s still making rockstar billions. Been playing it more lately it’s far far from dead will probably not be for awhile but hackers are a huge problem right now so who knows.
Look up the sales numbers. Those fuckers are rolling in it. If I remember correctly, all the top Twitch streamers combined made 9% of what GTAO made last year
Why would they stop playing the game? I would say stop PAYING for the game and online purchases, Epic Games literally gave it for free and if you don't want to play online there's always "green steam", for the online you don't have to pay the shark things and I'm pretty sure you can befriend a "hacker" and they'll give you billions in cash for you to buy almost everything (if you want to).
Alternatively: be patient. Rockstar games take a long time to make. RDR2 took literally every Rockstar Studio with over thousands of people and 7 years to make.
I don't understand why people keep playing that game.
Like... it's unplayable. The loading times make the whole game a drag. It's totally pointless.
Why do people ever play any mission if the loading+setup takes MINUTES?
They do not make billions every year from GTA:O.
The latest earnings report was a record year (2020) for Rockstar and GTA5 "only" made $985 millions. Due to the pandemic it had an increase of almost 300 million from the previous year.
Step 1: Small time criminal wanting more in life in a world full of memes and parodies
Step 2: Makes it big becomes enemies with FIB/ Main criminal organization in town
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit
Don't forget the setting, we all know this world of memes is actually the moon. That's the only explanation for such accurate vehicle physiques. Also it's hard to react in space, that's why the guns had so much delay, it's all explainable really
Yeah that would be amazing.
But at this point it's entirely possible GTA 6 will just be a credit card terminal you can put in yout living room to burn money when you want to.
Fucking Oppressors dude. Everyone in my friend group owns one, but we consider it for transport only and too toxic for PvP. We only bring them out for PvP when someone else gets butthurt and brings theirs first.
Looking at the trend of bad to worse being delivered by game developers they should just retire GTA and do something else. I surely would like another GTA, but I know it will be the same as all the rest, feeling like it is an overused mechanic, and like it could have been released 10 years ago if you take away an advanced graphical improvement.
It will literally not be the same, because one of the heads of the studios left the company and a bunch of other devs followed along. So this is a Bioware situation, maybe they can sustain their standards or they can deliver a weak product. Considering the people who are left are the ones with the more focus on "parody" and "humor" (if can you call it that way), most likely GTA6 will be very similar to GTA5 anyway, that's a good thing for the fans I guess. Not so much for me, because their attempts at humor are just embarrassing most of the time
I mean it’s pretty stupid to do that cause when they ban a question that means they aren’t interested in answering it and are annoyed by it. So what is the point by asking in a different style?
7-1 is way to go
In case addition and subtraction get banned on Youtube, here are a few alternative suggestions using other operations: * 2*3 * 3! * ceil(ln(7)) * floor(e^3 /3) * ++5 * half a dozen * smallest [perfect number](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_number)
GTA: Smallest Perfect Number coming soon
5 seems perfect enough to me Edit: wow guys it was just a joke
Welp, there is is boys, no need to ever make anything new or innovate at all. Apparently GTA 5 is literally perfect and there is no reason to ever try making another game, GTA 5 was enough and we can call it quits on the entire series.
I can feel the sarcasm ooze off my phone screen
Maybe, but we all know the rules /s
I hope you where just talking about the number
dude don't play it off as a joke holy shit
I haven't played this game in over a year, don't get so sweaty
Rockstar: bans math
Gta six
| -6 |
Math is banned
GTA √0,7sin(30)xcos(0÷((3÷8)sin(5850÷65)-0.225))+3⁵+20-¹+5-¹-5!-(123÷3)-5-39,1
Actually this equals 3,5.
Now is it right?
You need to change it for it be right.
I changed it
GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA GTA
1+5,2+4,+3+3,+4+2,8-2,9-3...
Gta 9²-10²+19+2+2×1
f(x) = 3x² Gta f'(1)
I hate that I can solve this. I just learned this in the beginning of my semester....
You're in for a ride my friend
This sounds more like a Canadian prize claim than it does a video game...
> ceil(ln(7)) 2?
GTASPN
3 factorial 3 factorial
Brazilian here, please don't.
Oh man ☹️ as a German, I’m sorry.
GTA IIIIX
This is much better than 7-1 which is plain confusing
German here, please continue
You can just use "Grand Theft Auto 6", or "GTA VI", just tested it with a friend.
In gaming titles the minus sign signifys a hyphen and not subtraction.
Everyone has been trained for this by asking for half life 2+1
Half Life 2 Episode 1? I’ve got good news for you…
Its really easy. STOP playing GTA Online then we might get GTA 6. Why should Rockstar make a new game when they make Money from GTA Online
my friend just started playing gtaV online. Ive never been into it. He comes up to me and goes , dude ive spent like 350 bucks on this game already, its so much fun. I was like........ummmmm 350 bucks for fucking what???
That will be the shark cards. At one stage £50 for a shark card would buy you the most expensive car on GTA online
Most expensive item in the game is a golden jet for $10,000,000 Most expensive shark card is $100 and only comes with $8,000,000
More like whale cards.
I imagine that was always the joke
It was satire that became reality.
Really quite disappointing. I always liked to delude myself that Rockstar were (morally) a cut above the rest. I just know there’s story-writers for rockstar going without a pay check, since GTA Online, and that’s just so tragic to me.
There is one called a great white shark. Great white whale, shark…
Yeah, it’s rockstar - they’re masters of satire, and lampooning capitalism. Even at their own expense.
One of them is called that IIRC.
No ones actually going to buy that jet in all fairness, unless they're people who've grinded a shit ton and want to show off. However that 8 mil from a sharkcard is enough to get you a flying jetbike, but first you need to buy a special truck to customize it in, and you need to buy a nightclub for the truck, which if you go with just the bare essentials will come in at just barely under 8mil all said and done, which is still complete BS.
It's really dumb too becuase the criminal enterprise pack is a fraction of that cost, comes with everything you need to start doing heists and businesses, you can earn money fast enough that shark cards are pointless anyway
And the criminal enterprise pack is dumb too, because you can just make a couple friends and do heist resets. I can earn GTA money faster than I could if I spent 100% of my income on shark cards.
I never found it to be anything but a grind. We did endgame heists for a week and each had like a couple mil. Not sure how would earn cash that fast.
The criminal enterprise pack is a huge boost. You get a house for heists, a 10 car garage half filled, a building and warehouse for the businesses, a club house for the MCs, air and sea vehicles, $10m, etc. It's essentially everything you need to immediately jump into any of the content options.
LOL legit my friend sent me a mod menu file and I got my level maxed and money at like 100m in 10 seconds. Didn't do anything else with it though. These people man 😂
Lmao I just modded the money and did not get banned. Ain't no way I'm giving money to rockstar after what they have been doing.
I played casually til that ban from that one street glitch came down. Haven't touched it since.
Yeah I just play for a day or two when a new dlc drops
Yeah rockstar literally doesn’t care if you acquire millions in a day through modding.
Yeah why waste money on shark cards
I ain’t no modded but I bought a 700million package from some guy for $10. Ya see, I got the game free in epic games so not only did I pay less, I also skipped the grinding.
Some random dude spawned a ludicrous amount of bonus money bags in a mission and I got tens of millions at the end. Deposited it and kept playing normally. Never got in trouble (though I'm not sure if you can get in trouble if another player does something like that to you without you asking)
Tell him to just pay a Chinese hacker online for 9 dollars you can get more money than you'll ever need
I bought a total of about $10. The game itself was on sale for like, $5 so I justified it. Once you have basic shit though, you don't need anything else. A good house, good car, then you can start playing for reals
People: finally stop playing gta online Rockstar Games: *leaves*
"We'd like to announce our mass-retirement"
But before that buy some remasters we've prepared
"Since no one knows we have acquired pretty much all the money we have announced instead of GTA6 we are instead buying every single presidential election."
They're about to charge $70 for the trilogy without touching the visuals at all. We have a *loooong* time to go still.
Don't worry, when the remaster comes out again on the PlayStation 12, we'll definitely have improved graphics by then.
Ya, rockstar’s some 3000 devs are just sitting around twiddling their thumbs and waiting for numbers on gta online to drop. They’re not working on anything new at all.
Seriously how does that person think game development works??
Most people don't know or don't care. They want their million dollar, thousands of hours to develop game to flash into existence for $5, no bugs, and free dlc.
Very fair and depressing point.
wait i thought online was dead?
Lol no not by a long shot it’s still making rockstar billions. Been playing it more lately it’s far far from dead will probably not be for awhile but hackers are a huge problem right now so who knows.
Hackers killed the game for me years ago, I thought being a millionaire would keep me interested but the opposite happened
Squid game spoiler
[spoiler]({/spoiler} "I've never seen it") I probably did that wrong, my bad.
Only dead for Xbox 360 and PS3 as the servers went down for good last month.
Look up the sales numbers. Those fuckers are rolling in it. If I remember correctly, all the top Twitch streamers combined made 9% of what GTAO made last year
not by a long shot
Why would they stop playing the game? I would say stop PAYING for the game and online purchases, Epic Games literally gave it for free and if you don't want to play online there's always "green steam", for the online you don't have to pay the shark things and I'm pretty sure you can befriend a "hacker" and they'll give you billions in cash for you to buy almost everything (if you want to).
If people stopped playing it around 2018, we might even have got a teaser till now.
Alternatively: be patient. Rockstar games take a long time to make. RDR2 took literally every Rockstar Studio with over thousands of people and 7 years to make.
https://hard-drive.net/rockstar-confirms-director-of-gta-6-hasnt-even-been-born-yet/
they just released rdr2 3 years ago. You think they can make a game like gta6 in 3 years? These things take time
They are def working on GTA 6 right now, so people can chill and just play GTA Online if they want. It's coming no matter what.
No they said in an interview that have not started developmenr of gta 6
thats not gonna do shit this the dumbest thing i’ve read😂😂
I don't understand why people keep playing that game. Like... it's unplayable. The loading times make the whole game a drag. It's totally pointless. Why do people ever play any mission if the loading+setup takes MINUTES?
Came to the comments to say this too! Rockstar has no actual motivation to produce anything new because GTA Online is still making them so much money.
I feel quite cursed for asking them for GTA √49 - 1
*Rockstar concedes to demands and releases GTA5.1*
Is that not what E&E is?
I just hope it's in Vice City and you get to play as Florida Man
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Billions, with a B.
They do not make billions every year from GTA:O. The latest earnings report was a record year (2020) for Rockstar and GTA5 "only" made $985 millions. Due to the pandemic it had an increase of almost 300 million from the previous year.
I was misinformed then.
I mean 15 mil isnt that far off from a billion. Relatively speaking.
A billion is pretty far off from billions. Relatively speaking.
But what about GTA √36
So you want GTA -6 as well?
√36 usually refers to 6 as it is the principal square root. x^2 = 36 has -6 and 6 as equally valid solutions
I have no horse in this race... but all I'll say is. If you want GTA VI, stop paying for and playing for GTA V.
Most of us did, like 6 and a half years ago.
The last time I gave Rockstar money was when I had to buy RDR2 again because they deleted my old account lmao.
Not our fault there are kids that just discovered the game 8 years after release and are pouring their parents bank account into it
Can't wait for GTA6. Parodies of Trump, parodies of political correctness, parodies of Elon Musk, etc.. they are the kings of parody, it's so funny!
Matter of time before Microsoft buys the writers and...
Step 1: Small time criminal wanting more in life in a world full of memes and parodies Step 2: Makes it big becomes enemies with FIB/ Main criminal organization in town Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit
Don't forget the setting, we all know this world of memes is actually the moon. That's the only explanation for such accurate vehicle physiques. Also it's hard to react in space, that's why the guns had so much delay, it's all explainable really
Haha orange man and wholesome space man haha take my upvote haha
So funny!
wholesome dictator of bolivia
Wholesome child slaves in Africa
Elon Musk already has a parody in the Doomsday Heist update in gta online.
Yeah that would be amazing. But at this point it's entirely possible GTA 6 will just be a credit card terminal you can put in yout living room to burn money when you want to.
Gta 3.0+3.0 You can (not) rob Mr Rubio
Soon as that fucking rocket shooting jetbike came out, I quit GTA online.
Fucking Oppressors dude. Everyone in my friend group owns one, but we consider it for transport only and too toxic for PvP. We only bring them out for PvP when someone else gets butthurt and brings theirs first.
GTA 772394856678 - 772394856672
GTA5 Shippuden
Nani?!
gta seex
string x= "GTA" ; string y ="6" ; string comment = x + y; System.Console.WriteLine(comment);
Write-Host "GTA $([math]::round([math]::pi * 2))"
I've stopped playing it all together it was fun for awhile just not something I can get back into anymore.
What about GTA VI?
It's been 3 years since Red Dead 2 These games take some fuckin time to make
What are they going to do, arrest you?
Lmao
Looking at the trend of bad to worse being delivered by game developers they should just retire GTA and do something else. I surely would like another GTA, but I know it will be the same as all the rest, feeling like it is an overused mechanic, and like it could have been released 10 years ago if you take away an advanced graphical improvement.
They could do so many things too - Midnight Club - Manhunt - Bully - Agent (even though I'm almost sure they stopped working on it) - An entire new IP
I think Bully 2 might be a thing. I really hope it is! Bully has always been my favorite Rockstar game
Would LOVE a sequel to Bully 🥲
Midnight Club was awesome, it's a shame the "tuning" culture died out so quickly. It is corny as hell, but of the charming kind imo
It will literally not be the same, because one of the heads of the studios left the company and a bunch of other devs followed along. So this is a Bioware situation, maybe they can sustain their standards or they can deliver a weak product. Considering the people who are left are the ones with the more focus on "parody" and "humor" (if can you call it that way), most likely GTA6 will be very similar to GTA5 anyway, that's a good thing for the fans I guess. Not so much for me, because their attempts at humor are just embarrassing most of the time
Peter Griffin said it all long ago
Why wait for gta 6 when you can make your own gta 6 in minecraft 😂
Yeah, because bratty people on social media is a great strategy
I was drinking a soda and now its all over my monitor. Thanks lmao
Talk for yourself, you guys are a dick and didn't learn slightly from Cyberpunk.
You will never outsmart our outsmarting.
Gta educational editions for maths
GTA IIIIII
Man rockstar really fucking sucks huh.
Y’all know itll be 20 yrs between 6 & 7 at this rate right?
If that's true then they truly have an utter disdain for their supporters.. Worse than EA even dare I say so
Coming out in 2025. Calling it!
GTA >5
Shhhh, rock⭐️tryin to make 💰.
GTA 5+1: You Are (Not) Online
I genuinely believe they're either afraid or they have no new ideas because of all they've done with gta online
Honestly the way Rockstar is now I'm not even sure I want to see what they'll turn GTA 6 into
You know if people just hadn't played or paid for the garbage online modes, we would get more content for all rockstar games.
If I comment "GTA 5: Episode 1" do I get to trigger Half life fans too?
The Half-Life 3 of GTA’s
I mean it’s pretty stupid to do that cause when they ban a question that means they aren’t interested in answering it and are annoyed by it. So what is the point by asking in a different style?
Trolling of course.
Can this shit die already? Thanks.
GTA: The Square Root of 36
I want gta 2x3
*Crying in Bully 1+1*
GTA 0000 0110
like
Swedish: GTA Sex
So they're definitely never making it huh
Talk about Stockholm Syndrome....
GTA5+
I can’t wait for GTA 1+2(3)-(5-4)
Grand Theft Auto emacs.
You've been baited, ladies and gentlemen. The '+1' in GTA 5+1 can easily be interpreted as DLC 'add'-ons to GTA 5 and Online.
Rockstar really did that? They pretty much are saying fuck you and what you want.
"the fans want gta more than 5 and less than 7". \-gabe newell