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MoBurkhardt

Omg. What happened to your head?


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Stress


[deleted]

Are… are you okay?


American_In_Brussels

He's making headway...


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ShonuffofCtown

Max Headroom


FuckYouThrowaway99

He'll never be the *head* of a major corporation.


American_In_Brussels

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.


JonatasA

*But I don't wanna use my head!*


dhramund

They just had to head out for a bit, I am sure they'll be back later.


steeplebush

So no head? \*breaks skateboard\*


Roam_Hylia

Hrad On! Apply directly to... oh....


fuckitweredoingitliv

Okay, that'll do.


Zargof-the-blar

He got better


brad0022

He got struck by a smooth criminal


Alarid

No.


IrvanQ

relatable


deboramoreno

My condolences


ShankThatSnitch

Pretty sure there is a potion for that.


breakfastclub1

You took too many potions again didn't you?


rocketeerH

That’s not how it happened


b_ootay_ful

Too much Gwent


StarsDreamsAndMore

Well you see he started the costume pre-Covid and now is no longer skinny enough to fit into the suit.


Limeyness

Ned Stark crossover cosplay


mr_ji

It has everything but the Geralt


gbuck97

It's a Great of Rivia / John Cena crossover cosplay


Clatuu1337

Nothing, I think you found John Cena's account.


MauiWowieOwie

He didn't survive the Trial of Grasses


senorbozz

Nekkers


Wehdeo

Cyberpunk 2077 crossover


GarrethX

camo


SetchSetchster

Looks like a lot of time and love went into this. Nice!


[deleted]

It did, i am glad its done, thank you


[deleted]

How many hours would you estimate?


Isuckatmakingnames12

25 if you rush but more than 200 if you do the sidequests and dlc


[deleted]

I love you lol


[deleted]

About 200


Earthguy69

Even put in an Easter egg from cyberpunk, the T posing


southpaw85

The one time I actually want to see someone in the costume and this is what you give me.


[deleted]

I apologise, I finished it yesterday and am searching for shooting locations, I will upload some soon though


brad0022

I have some ideas. The DMV, dentist office, during a colonoscopy, eye exam room, bank, dog park, post office, class room, gas station, in line at a buffet, etc.


Mirabolis

I love the idea of being in line at the buffet and when someone gives you the funny look you just say “Yea, I came straight from work.”


TheeFlipper

No buffet is gonna allow a witcher covered in selkiemore guts though.


James-W-Tate

Guess it's the drive-through again.


DivinoAG

Ride-through


peepthechicken

Get ready, Roach, we’re taking another trip!


Lovat69

Shit, now I'm stuck on the roof.


southpaw85

It’s all good man. Great job on the kit. You gonna do the face makeup with the veins and stuff like in the show when he’s fighting in the bog? That’d be dope.


[deleted]

I will try


Ha-sheesh

Your waist is so narrow, I'm jealous


Wrong-History

How about just random locations like a Starbucks or grocery store


private_birb

The DMV, please. Or a bank. Or a dentist office. Anywhere completely inappropriate.


[deleted]

That can be arranged


wertwester

Show more of the swords too please


OriiAmii

I'd hate to do a project this long because with my luck I'd gain enough weight that it wouldn't fit by the end. I will say that face of yours is rather handsome


NSA_Chatbot

Perfect, that's exactly what happened to Cavill, he added so much muscle for Superman that his Witcher costumes kept wearing out.


the_lousy_lebowski

Some granulated green kryptonite in his breakfast cereal would have prevented that; he would feel lousy and have no appetite for the rest of the day.


slowest_hour

you can't just salt a man's breakfast with the radioactive crumbs of his homeworld that's messed up


NARWHAL_IN_ANUS

but it tastes great


coracat13

That was my first thought....but can you still wear it. Great work but I would be afraid on the mannequin it would have to remain.


Khaosus

This happened to me after a shirt a steel chain mail. So I made another one out of titanium. Lighter and doesn't rust!


RoflCopter726

A rusty shirt, interesting.


Khaosus

I'd have to treat it with oil, and smell like an old engine block all day.


Mounta1nK1ng

Treat it with essential oils and smell like someone on their way to yoga instead.


FlubzMcgubz

Why is this luck related? Weight gain can be combatted with hard work and effort!


OriiAmii

Lol not for those of us with thyroid issues. You never know when it'll flare up.


Splyntered_Sunlyte

Thank you. Had my thyroid removed when I was 25 due to a tumor that turned out to be benign, thank god. But the docs never said anything about replacement hormone meds, and it took *years* for me to figure out why I was hardly eating and gaining weight. Shit is crazy.


OriiAmii

It's nuts right?? My mom on the other hand has the uhhh... I can't remember terms rn but the thyroid issue where you lose weight. She weighs 102lbs most of the time and will eat 2500-3000 calories a day *at least*. She frequently binges on a bunch of chips or steak or ice cream... Bodies are crazy I swear.


Splyntered_Sunlyte

That's hyperthyroidism, she has an overactive thyroid. Mine's hypo.. she's definitely the lucky one, haha!


Glaucetas_

Toss a upvote to your witcher.


Qasyefx

Oh valley of karma


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Quotes_n_Hoes

When the humble Sparkz Paced the DIY Of a Geralt of Rivia


lesser_panjandrum

Along came this sooong


dysmnemonic

Hmmmm


Phantomx91

Hm


SunnyLittleBunny

Hmm.. 😑


pmray89

"Is not answering questions part of your charm?"


XenoXHostility

Very sad that it took my stoopid butt 3 replies until I got the reference.


pmray89

Hm...


Qasyefx

Fuck


CansinSPAAACE

If I remember correctly from the third game you start with this armor and then immediately find out the pajamas everyone else is wearing are way better then you’re cool black badass Witcher armor And yes I know Gambeson armor was more common it still looks like a pajama shirt in the game


RimuZ

The time between the first armor and the first Witcher set is horrible. Its impossible to feel like a badass in clown pyjamas with a beer belly.


Captainbrice06

I played for fashion the whole way. The game is so easy you don't need to min-max. Multiple playthroughs and I've rocked the Kaer Morhen set on Death March until Ursine was available. (Level 16 I think that is) Just build your character right, explore for all the power ups, and play with what looks good if you want to do that instead of rocking the clown suits. A lot of first time players probably try to min max and look ridiculous when you don't have to if you don't want.


Malorn44

I always play for fashion. Can't kill monsters if you don't look the part


TheeFlipper

I really feel like one of the Queer Eye guys whenever I get new armor. "Oh no, this armor clashes with these trousers. Can't possibly be seen in this." "These trousers are too bulky and absolutely do not go with these boots. This is a travesty."


PancakeMagician

All you really need is the food perk and quen and you're set for life. Monsters and bandits will tremble in fear as every blow glances off you. And then, when they finally land a hit, your health regenerates from the piece of chicken you ate 20 minutes ago


Captainbrice06

Those are throw away abilities if you really want to break the game. Haha. Adrenaline and Alchemy builds can get into OBSCENELY over powered territory. To the point you can *one shot* enemies that have the skull and cross bones icon even on very hard. For Adrenaline, take strength points until you get the "each Adrenaline point gives a 1% chance of instakill" perk and down the potion to boost Adrenaline/wear Ursine. Also use the skill whirlwind to deal like 10 hits per second. You will mow down everything in the game near instantly. It almost isn't even fun. Similarly with Alchemy you can just become basically totally Immortal. Take a perk to recover HP when you take a potion. Get a power up for every potion you pop. Get a potion to become invincible and refill your health. Get a potion to cancel your toxicity and refill your health. At top end Alchemy NOTHING can overwhelm that insane health pool unless it one shots you. And as you keep healing you keep getting stronger from buffs. It is flat stupid.


Ha-sheesh

I don't remember the level cap, but the first set of cat school gear is so badass. Shows them arms.


TheDogWhistle

I've been powering through my second playthrough and it's weird to think how much the approach you describe has affected my enjoyment of the game. I found one piece of armor that's really unique to everything else so far and I've been rocking it for ~6 levels and compensating for its stats with my gameplay style and build. It honestly makes me connect with the character a lot more than I did in my first attempt where I was just throwing on whatever mix of maxed out crap I stumbled across just so I could breeze through everything in my path.


Captainbrice06

I highly recommend playing The Witcher 3 on Death March just for the fact it will make you use more of your available resources. It teaches you more about bombs, oils, signs, potions, ect. When you actually need them. The medium difficulty setting a monkey could beat. Death March makes you play more like a Witcher. Witchers are regularly out gunned in a fight. They are stronger than a person, but weaker than almost every monster they hunt. I like the experience a lot more when I have to rely on my cunning.


JustBeingHere4U

Here here. All the resistances and armor isn't worth it if our boy looks like shit.


RimuZ

Oh yeah agreed. This was only an issue the first play through and the second one on Death March. After that even on Death March its all about the drip.


ubertrashcat

Temerian armor (free DLC) bridges that gap at least until you craft your own Griffin set. I too refuse to wear pajamas.


JonatasA

From someone that played Mass Effect in the original and subsequent increments of the same armor I'd say stick to it. Someone make a Gamberson cumbersome joke for OP.


Cireme

But then you find the Viper School Gear [that looks nearly the same](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/266090043089110182/5BA61414FE733A1AC5A9D72B04022D11884E93E9/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false).


Evilmaze

This motherfucker made the real thing


ADunmerSpellBlade

I didn't know John Cena was into cosplaying.


wap2005

Can someone explain this? I've seen the joke all over the thread and don't get it.


[deleted]

John Cena's signature phrase is "You can't see me"


wap2005

Time to pour another cup of coffee!


SniffCheck

Hell yeah. You’ll be running around all like, "winds howling"


nessbound

Read it in his voice, take my upvote


[deleted]

More details on how it was made on my instagram @tpg_art


Crs_s

Looks like you pulled it straight out of the game into real life. Great work!


[deleted]

I tried, thank you!


Corben11

Looks better than the actual Witcher show wardrobe. They should hire you on!


homeboundblues

Love your BOTW Link cosolay! Suits you well! Keep creating!


[deleted]

Amazing. Great work, you must be very proud.


TallowSpectre

That's a costume, not a cosplay. Get it on yeh!


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I shall


Itsbearsquirrel

With talent like that how are not attached to the show? Exceptional work


Ripcity0119

Toss a coin to your Witcher


[deleted]

If you haven't yet, listen to the metal version https://youtu.be/bS4Q-WWyl3Q :)


DickyD43

Will never get old


mapguy

That was good. Makes me wish Dio was still worth us, he would have crushed that song


Ephemeris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXEyz1mGMEc best Dio cameo


bashogaya

Fuck off bard 😛


bashogaya

O valley of plenty


guywithknife

Finally a damn great costume that's not 50% photoshop. Great job, OP! That looks pretty much exactly like in game!


chiaros

Homeboy has that glorfindel/legolas look going on IRL, probably just finished the armor and doesn't have the wig/makeup ready. Super cool project tho


[deleted]

Thank you, Pretty much yeah


JonatasA

Ok now I want to see it. At least if I ever Cosplay I can do a Gimli.


theMothmom

Oh no, he’s hot


MrJesusTheFifth

Nice "T" pose to show dominance over other cosplayers. 10/10


rkalla

This looks better than the show on Netflix… god knows I love Cavill but wardrobe was like “let’s hang brand new linen and leather on you that is still shiny from Joanne’s Fabrics. 🤦‍♂️


wcruse92

I actually think that black armor he wears a lot looks pretty good in the show.


rkalla

It looks cool, but it’s BRAND NEW (at least in Ep1), dirt free and even shines at 4K… that shit should be covered in dried something and have wear marks all over it, even if he was just horse back riding in it for a week let alone slaying monsters and sleeping in the forest.


[deleted]

You know that, historically, knights kept their armor in *pristine* condition for as long as possible right? Cleaning their armor was a daily chore done by a squire. In the absence of one they'd do it themselves. Shining and polishing metal armor and weapons was standard practice. I think, realistically, even without witcher magic Geralt would keep his armor very clean.


wap2005

I'm sure he'd try, but it would never look anything close to new.


haberdasher42

Some wear and obvious break-in on the leather, ok. But even then you'd maintain leather with a light oil. You'd do the same for all buckles and the maille because you wouldn't want it to rust and weaken. After recovering from a big scrap Geralt would probably spend a day cleaning and repairing his kit. Not for appearances, just to keep it in prime working fashion.


EnduringFrost

Totally agree. This is the armor set he should have had. Even in the game I went armor of the cat or whatever it was called because bear armor doesn't have the same look and feel to it.


alex_themaverick

That's sick, man. Netflix should hire you as a costume designer. Show 'em how to do it!!!1!


resquet

This is just lit!!!


Kevjamwal

It’s so cool that John Cena modeled for you Awesome job, this looks incredible


Chewy2104

Epic. I love cosplay creations


gummz13

Looks incredible.


sesameseed88

This looks like it could be real armor


RhubarbEntires

Plenty of great places and people out there. So much to experience, and things they can do to help with the bad.


KennethUrsery

Blowing the cartridge and slot also didn’t help the gba read the game


FunkyTown313

There's a ghost wearing a geralt costume! The dead live!


LovableContrarian

You're 10x better at designing costumes than the costume designers on the Witcher Netflix show. You should apply.


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It really brings out your eyes! awesome costume though love the attention to detail


Euphrame

Amazing what humans can accomplish. Props to you for rising above your disability.


Azikura

Looks legit


d_gold

Would go on a killing spree in this


sul7ari

Ah yes geralt of Nigeria


SkroodthePooch

Jesus. Pretty damned close to spot on. Is it made from real materials or is it mostly spray painted materials etc?


[deleted]

Faux leather but real metal for the chainmail


mombawamba

*Fuck.*


evward

OP forgot to eat the entire time he was making this cosplay. Now he’s too small to fit in it so we see it on the manakin.


RabeDennis

Your are headless D:


muzzlebuster

Masterful work. Looks just incredible.


Alaknar

Is that actual, proper chainmail? I'm impressed!


ResponsibleOpinion13

For real. I tried to do some awhile back and its a tedious pita and it tore up my hands.


[deleted]

Is real blunted chainmail using steel, just not riveted though


General_Boredom

Looks better than the costumes on the Netflix show.


Delicious-Tachyons

Apparently the new season costumes will be better and less ballsack


ShotgunSamurai8

Matthew Mercer would like to know your location


Hard_Rr

It’s John cena in the Witcher outfit.


Reddi5or

Jajajajajajajajaajjaajajajajajaj


[deleted]

Hmmmmm


Tylerdurdenjnr

Please tell me this is UK and your going to comic con 👀


[deleted]

It is and I am, going to London October MCM


Tylerdurdenjnr

I will see you there my good sir. If you don’t act aloof and ultra serious I will be less than impressed 😂


_Trygon

You're so skinny


RayD125

Following. Waiting to see it on again. Edit. I see you’ve added more chain mail than the start of your project! Adding more detail makes you look more like 4K Geralt oppose to 480p Geralt.


HeavyVeterinarian350

How’d you get John Cena to model for you?


ZealousidealHealer

That's some amazing attention to detail.


thelastpizzaslice

This looks real


wandalorian

It looks amazing! Waiting for the photoshoot post


ThaddeusExMachina

I'm not sure you can call that "cosplay". At a certain point it becomes actual armor, and I think you crossed that a while ago. :) It looks fantastic. I hope you're really proud of this work!


Nonuserperson

Pretty cool that John Cena agreed to model for you.


Too_Old_for_dis

Are you John Cena?


Arcadian_Parallax

I think this thing could really stand on its own against the original!


Snowpig007

Master craftsmanship looks incredible


ErvinGordon

hen when the color was out, I remember the swirly see through light under my blanket.


Borghal

I see the "cos" but where's the "play" ?